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For the game: I wish for everyone to get their own separate realities that they can control so that they can do whatever they want without actually hurting anybody or getting hurt by anybody. The only limits to their control would be their imagination (and that they couldn't access other people's realities).
@male306
2 жыл бұрын
theyre braindead
@arumi_viryo
2 жыл бұрын
You need to fall asleep for it to work
@Channel--Channel
2 жыл бұрын
so human instrumentality project?
@jastha2365
2 жыл бұрын
Your own "self" or your identity is lost forever
@leatherface3662
2 жыл бұрын
@@jastha2365 Given the shit that's happened to me, that sounds like a bonus.
@MyDixieWrecked247
2 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you crab doggo. I already got crabs.
@gigachad2437
2 жыл бұрын
TMI, man
@domundtgregor6683
2 жыл бұрын
9:45 WOW getting destroyed 5 times in a row - I guess she'll regret it deeply
@Tommy1marg
2 жыл бұрын
i just love how everyone have united under common cause...
@mantikor8334
2 жыл бұрын
„…we dont eat pork“ 😂
@Z3r0_1Q_
2 жыл бұрын
She got roasted Too bad the Muslims can’t enjoy such a meal
@ScientistCat
2 жыл бұрын
the "sonblock" wasn't cursed, it was just hilarious, c'mon now
@louiskingnemeno8917
2 жыл бұрын
Wait until you her the daughterblocker
@thedogethatgames
2 жыл бұрын
@@louiskingnemeno8917 “ Don’t”
@angryrepublican4615
2 жыл бұрын
Until it doesn't work and gives you sonburn
@pucciman8564
2 жыл бұрын
the fact that its cursed makes it hilarious lmao
@kaiseryuuki4098
2 жыл бұрын
For the game: I wish for the return of The Mongolian Empire!
@jastha2365
2 жыл бұрын
There neighbours weren't that happy with it
@h24manu
2 жыл бұрын
You are being run over by their horses and soldiers
@roringusanda2837
2 жыл бұрын
Granted. You are also now a Mongolian horse.
@Proxyy7
2 жыл бұрын
They have the technology of the original Mongolian empire
@angryrepublican4615
2 жыл бұрын
They stab you repeatedly as they eat their rice and dog
@nolanmaldonado6813
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I had the ability to turn into a gray wolf with bird wings on my back so I can fly and still retain my human personality and understanding of the human language.
@NievesTheWitch
2 жыл бұрын
Every time you change you slowly lose your memory
@noyou1735
2 жыл бұрын
You cannot open doors.
@CaucasainAsian
2 жыл бұрын
Every single game hunter and tourist in the world knows you exist and where you live.
@coconut4793
2 жыл бұрын
Your attracted to furries
@ChemEDan
2 жыл бұрын
You forget the concept of jet engines
@kerbodynamicx472
2 жыл бұрын
I wish for the ability to turn any mechanical/electrical device I thought up into reality at any moment Basically engineering, but without years of calculating and prototyping
@thesaucegoodsirmayihaveit4383
2 жыл бұрын
It explodes if it does not follow the rules of physics
@OriginalLiLBraT
2 жыл бұрын
You’re creations lead to sky net and the matrix taking over our world!
@33482
2 жыл бұрын
Every device comes with a built in vibrator, is sentient and out to rape you whenever you fall asleep.
@ChemEDan
2 жыл бұрын
You ruin it yourself by imagining your evil robotic clone who has the same superpower and tries to kill you for the next 30 years
@radhathapa8111
2 жыл бұрын
But you loose a ball everytime you do👍🏿
@anonymousanomaly4702
2 жыл бұрын
Okay, let me give the challenge thing a try. I wish I could shape-shift into literally anything I desire, anytime I want. Give it your worst.
@wyattsherrer94
2 жыл бұрын
It takes 4 hours to completely shape-shift starting from the feet and working your way up. If you get halfway through and change your mind you have just as slow of time getting back to normal.
@asurasyn
2 жыл бұрын
Shapeshifting breaks every bone in your body, tears ligaments and shreds organs to reform them all into what you choose to shift into and you're forced to be conscious and feeling it every step of the way.
@foodog3026
2 жыл бұрын
You desire to become Joe Biden and you can’t change back…cause you forgot you can shape-change
@leatherface3662
2 жыл бұрын
It requires a massive amount of energy to successfully pull it off. Without meeting the requirements for said energy amount, you're body would quickly consume itself.
@gobe30
2 жыл бұрын
When you change you have to know exactly what you want to change into down to the molecule. So while you can change anytime you want, into anything you want, practically speaking you are still stuck as yourself.
@zaragachizanparo4948
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could go back in time to the 1980s to make World War 3 happen early, leading to a speed-up in technological advancements alongside a cultural decline to usher in an age of Cyberpunk Neo-Feudalism where cyborgs and super mutants rage war over who will rule humanity as their new gods while the surviving humans prepare for the horrific inevitability of being enslaved by the monsters of their own design.
@roguerider5433
2 жыл бұрын
Ok, so you obviously need to see a therapist...
@patrikxxx2788
2 жыл бұрын
But you are Hitler
@Japain
2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist its all made up in your mind while you sit in a mental asylum in the 1980s forever lost on your delusions
@roguerider5433
2 жыл бұрын
@@Japain Ok, my brain hurts now
@thepixel6154
Жыл бұрын
But they cant reproduce by themself
@hirotakanifuji7266
2 жыл бұрын
9:04 had me rolling
@FoXTR8
2 жыл бұрын
She probably rolls better
@hirotakanifuji7266
2 жыл бұрын
@@FoXTR8 can't argue with that
@FoXTR8
2 жыл бұрын
@@hirotakanifuji7266 lol
@racistmonkey3181
2 жыл бұрын
For the game I wish all my toe nail clippings from last month were telaported into a random cheeseburger
@th77677
2 жыл бұрын
you're gonna shit it whole
@Ilikecheese248
2 жыл бұрын
You wind up getting the cheeseburger
@racistmonkey3181
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ilikecheese248 yum crunchy😋
@ChemEDan
2 жыл бұрын
The teeth of whoever eats it become toenails that also teleport to a random cheeseburger when removed.
@Japain
2 жыл бұрын
The person who receives these cheeseburgers will know exactly what you do, where you live, all your personal details and will have a vendetta
@LizzieBee2049
2 жыл бұрын
I wish that people stopped thinking that like the Weirdest boys in school
@Foodinifettucini
2 жыл бұрын
Potato Masher wishes to not have to worry about his woodworking class anymore!
@Foodinifettucini
2 жыл бұрын
Please comment in a way that Potato Masher understands
@ironicockxssleep64290
2 жыл бұрын
Positive effect you are now not worried and you get good at wood working now 🗿🍲
@marjaejdenwik7570
2 жыл бұрын
You can't work your wood (pp) again
@prussianpolydactyl836
2 жыл бұрын
They found the bodies under your bed. No need to worry about any class anymore.
@ChemEDan
2 жыл бұрын
You got expelled for mashing the kid nicknamed potato with a block of wood
@gamergodz7055
2 жыл бұрын
Someone's really about to blow out charmanders life fire and proceed to cut him to pieces and eat him
@prussianpolydactyl836
2 жыл бұрын
As a Squirtle fan I approve.
@punisher3607
2 жыл бұрын
Yum yum.
@tears_of_asariel3198
Жыл бұрын
how else would ghost tower get filled?
@shanelaflora5394
2 жыл бұрын
I can relate about the Superman part
@confusedmango6557
2 жыл бұрын
Wish: I had the power to shapeshift
@FinnA07
2 жыл бұрын
You can't shapeshift back after a specific amount of time you don't know.
@IzzatGoo
2 жыл бұрын
But you’re stuck as whatever you shapeshift into the first time.
@falinbhardwaj1320
2 жыл бұрын
1:13 the best one so far 😂 Truly relatable
@yeetchannel1886
2 жыл бұрын
best pickup line
@kerbodynamicx472
2 жыл бұрын
If a cursed comment is truly relatable to you, does it make you a cursed commentor?
@FoXTR8
2 жыл бұрын
Hol up
@yeetchannel1886
2 жыл бұрын
@@kerbodynamicx472 yes
@xmason8562
2 жыл бұрын
I want everything with a personal benefit to come true and if it gets giving away to someone they always give it to me
@elliotgreenwall1174
2 жыл бұрын
Ok but you are permanently a snail
@Japain
2 жыл бұрын
After exactly one week who ever else benefits from your abilities will die in the most painful gruesome way you can imagine
@xmason8562
2 жыл бұрын
@@Japain if only you were before the first guy
@Nailpol
Жыл бұрын
The one with we don't eat pork got me 🤣
@catinabag2342
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I can do LITERALLY anything I want at anytime in anywhere (including phisically and scientifically impossible things)
@gamingwithyoty7725
2 жыл бұрын
no side effect, now try living an actual life with this sort of abilities. there is no reason trying to learn anything as you can already know everything in a second. there is no reason trying to advance science, as your powers do not conform to it. there is no reason trying to advance society, you can make it perfect instantly, where there will be no more to do. there is no reason trying to do good, you have the power to make life a paradise for all those who exist, doing less than that will end up as letting suffering continue to exist for no good reason. there is no reason trying to find friendship or love, you can create the perfect person at the blink of an eye, where you will then indirectly control everything they can ever do. there is no reason trying anything, as you can make yourself infinitely happy for the rest of time. is this really what you want?
@akiamini4006
2 жыл бұрын
You couldnt close your eyes !
@gamingwithyoty7725
2 жыл бұрын
@@akiamini4006 that kinda contradicts the entire thing tho
@JustRen9000
2 жыл бұрын
You wont ever sleep bc your seen as a threat and as soon as you sleep and let down your guard the people closest to you will take you out
@gobe30
2 жыл бұрын
This wish happens instantly so a stray thought about you dying or not existing you stop being able to do things because you are dead.
@jamesyandsonsoutdooradvent9394
2 жыл бұрын
The doggo gave me crabs
@stoic6844
2 жыл бұрын
R.I.P
@cookiemonsterhacker3131
2 жыл бұрын
the game : every time someone ruin my wish ill get another wish but someone has to ruin it again (the ruin get erased every time i make a new)
@madnesz2462
2 жыл бұрын
someone/thing adds a huge lump of radioactive minerals near a daycare center everytime you wish for something
@ChemEDan
2 жыл бұрын
@@madnesz2462 Kids are happy because bananas are radioactive
@cookiemonsterhacker3131
2 жыл бұрын
@@madnesz2462 now that side effect
@cookiemonsterhacker3131
2 жыл бұрын
@@ChemEDan you are hero
@cookiemonsterhacker3131
2 жыл бұрын
@@madnesz2462 i wish this guy who replied to you first was billionaire since he have done live saving decisions
@nicgallardo9343
2 жыл бұрын
For the game: I wish to duplicate myself however many times I want
@oklap8478
2 жыл бұрын
It takes 10 hours to duplicate yourself, half of your body will Split from the other and then the rest will grow back
@jacobc9221
2 жыл бұрын
All of your clones have greater strength, aggression, and a will to live. Every new clone is even more extreme.
@Japain
2 жыл бұрын
The duplicates think they are the real you and will try killing the others including you
@commoncommentatingcommento8683
2 жыл бұрын
The clones eventually develop a will to live independently of your command and take a trait of your personality and push it as their own, to annoying levels.
@thesaucegoodsirmayihaveit4383
2 жыл бұрын
He who writes shall feel the same faith as what he inflicts
@punisher3607
2 жыл бұрын
you get violated by your mother in the most sensual way
@ceu160193
2 жыл бұрын
9:04 it's brutal, holy shit.
@roringusanda2837
2 жыл бұрын
🐙she built like Mike Wazowski
@huh8662
2 жыл бұрын
"We don't eat pork" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
@nathanhale7444
2 жыл бұрын
On the wifu button one. Mine is Lucy/Kaede from elfen leid so she could easily fight off any others that might pop up
@Banana_boat
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could wake up feeling rested.
@fishieymm8715
2 жыл бұрын
You are too rested and don't want to do anything
@mrmony7069
2 жыл бұрын
My wish: Literally wake up out of the simulation.
@morseritlifilozof5453
2 жыл бұрын
You are now in another simulation 👍
@jastha2365
2 жыл бұрын
You die after seeing that your crush was not hating you but was just shy
@amaljay8158
2 жыл бұрын
you immediately goes back in the simulation, never being able wake up again
@roringusanda2837
2 жыл бұрын
🐙reality: the simulation was the best part...and the only thing keeping you sane
@radhathapa8111
2 жыл бұрын
And realize you have prostate cancer👌
@PaulDozierZZoMBiE13
2 жыл бұрын
For the game- I wish that all Star Trek technology was real. Replicators, Phasers, Universal Translators, Warp engines so I can beat Elon to Mars and write my name on Phobos, Matter/Antimatter reaction with dilithium to create infinite clean energy from crystals, the medical advancements, all of it. I think that wish could change the world for the better. Let's see how someone makes it horrible, lol.
@cpljimmyneutron
2 жыл бұрын
You have to graduate from Star Fleet Academy to use any of it.
@amaljay8158
2 жыл бұрын
Elon invents all of these in parallel but better.
@inquisitorthornside3p494
2 жыл бұрын
Hyper advanced civilization from another galaxy decides to genocide your species for not having a permit for all this tech.
@the_victorious_1
2 жыл бұрын
@@inquisitorthornside3p494 sounds right for an Inquisitor.
@PaulDozierZZoMBiE13
2 жыл бұрын
@@inquisitorthornside3p494 😂😂😂
@jacksonliu5937
2 жыл бұрын
8:02 “baby launcher” has been unlocked
@yoboyj7678
2 жыл бұрын
Rookie number some people out here launch babies by million per days 🤣
@yourskoolboy
2 жыл бұрын
Memes save lives
@iivy25
2 жыл бұрын
agreed
@zachsavage9644
2 жыл бұрын
agreed
@Tinker_Nerd
2 жыл бұрын
0:39 Nothing really changes 😂
@RobertWilkinsonJKekMaloy
2 жыл бұрын
0:47 I would survive an away mission; I come from the Montgomery Scott School of Red Shirting.
@jessbond6136
2 жыл бұрын
for the game: I wish I could make characters from my favorite game become real and become my friends
@bruceneu8588
2 жыл бұрын
These friends become like Ted from the movie "Ted."
@zaragachizanparo4948
2 жыл бұрын
Their enemies become real too and want you dead.
@jessbond6136
2 жыл бұрын
@@bruceneu8588 oh joy, make TF2 scout from bad to worse in a few moments
@foldnoobnubulusis1543
2 жыл бұрын
2:53 god damn it dude this made me laugh so hard
@enemystanduser7660
2 жыл бұрын
to have any power from anime to use at my will
@deanedwards6318
2 жыл бұрын
For the game: i get to have motivation, ideas and the energy to execute them at the same time
@lazyquilto6350
2 жыл бұрын
You ended up in the laboratory for being too inhumane
@Japain
2 жыл бұрын
You are now in a vegetative state in a hospital
@morthosmaxori5354
2 жыл бұрын
Okay, My wish is that a weapon is created that kills every Tyrranid in the galaxy.
@angus3179
2 жыл бұрын
Its broken and can't be fixed
@IzzatGoo
2 жыл бұрын
It’s so powerful you and everything else in the galaxy is wiped away. Btw a few unborn Tyyranid survive and create an army to kill the one who destroyed the universe.
@morthosmaxori5354
2 жыл бұрын
@@IzzatGoo I sort of meant a kind of bioweapon, but putting that aside, how could the Tyrranids survive and the Orks not?
@gwegsalty6315
2 жыл бұрын
The Death star
@inquisitorthornside3p494
2 жыл бұрын
You get executed for tech heresy
@sneezenimbus864
2 жыл бұрын
I want rubik's cubes to cease to exist, they poss me of and stress me out
@sneezenimbus864
2 жыл бұрын
@@Galaxyofjedi dang it I was going for reverse phycology
@ashercd6487
2 жыл бұрын
well, i'll do my regular activities
@iamaloafofbread8926
2 жыл бұрын
11:08 I could see this happening and I would be genuinely scared for the Russians and I'm an American
@lokylollygames8118
Жыл бұрын
For the game: I wish that everything that I write on paper comes to life (I don't need to write often in my day to day so wouldn't be that bad unless I forgot or want something in particular)
@donutboi1308
2 жыл бұрын
0:35 tbh, I think that would just increase her DMs 💀
@felinelamp2551
2 жыл бұрын
I wish to have every fallout 4 power armor figure
@birdbud5384
Жыл бұрын
For the ending game, I have the ability to find the most perfect rock for anything and I can spread this wish to anybody I want. For example, I can summon the perfect skipping stone for myself or it goes straight to anyone. This applies to any rock
@superstarchris3925
Жыл бұрын
But all rocks are too heavy to move
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
My wish is the anime woman featured in the Let's Play A Game segment. (Oh boy! Here we go!)
@Pee.pee.poo.poo.
2 жыл бұрын
None of them will look at you and they all are repulsed by your very existence.
@IzzatGoo
2 жыл бұрын
She exists, but she has nothing to do with you whatsoever. Have fun getting her to notice you :)
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
@@IzzatGoo She's Tsundere, so she already noticed me. :)
@ShadowBeats1
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness My Brain: how does one die of laughter Me:these funny ass memes
@BlueWolf78344
2 жыл бұрын
For the game: to talk to wolf and turn in to one
@tobito6720
2 жыл бұрын
Lol its ben 1½ years watching this...
@Jeogux
2 жыл бұрын
ikr
@ryugokaneki2330
2 жыл бұрын
how the time flies
@shasheesh2769
2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching these while my online class played in the background…
@Memellion
2 жыл бұрын
@tobito6720
2 жыл бұрын
@@Memellion Pog memellion I watched ur videos while I had Covid 🤧
@wut940
2 жыл бұрын
For the game: I wish that rem wouldn't have lost her memories. Do your worst...
@lazyquilto6350
2 жыл бұрын
She becomes real and kills you.
@Japain
2 жыл бұрын
It's in an alternate timeline where Subaru has already killed himself. Don't worry she'll come back soon.
@Cosmefulanito2812
2 жыл бұрын
JK Rowling was right though
@therealchaosguy
2 жыл бұрын
For the game: I wish everyone gets to have their own personal world full of literally anything they want, anime characters, game characters, game powers, if you want it, it's yours. You cannot access someone else's world without them letting you in.
@justkindabored3731
2 жыл бұрын
But every time you want to add something, you must sacrifice 20 years off of your life span
@komos63
2 жыл бұрын
@@justkindabored3731 just add 40 years and you get +20
@justkindabored3731
2 жыл бұрын
@@komos63 well dang. I didn't think of that
@jacobc9221
2 жыл бұрын
Happiness disconnects people from the world.
@therealchaosguy
2 жыл бұрын
@@justkindabored3731 Add immortality, checkmate
@noyou1735
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness **smiles in uno reverse card**
@HexKitty
2 жыл бұрын
OK, I'll play Memellion's game. My wish: my waifu, Himiko Toga, is real and she loves me. Go.
@lucarinaldi8884
2 жыл бұрын
she would kill you, like a f***ing prayng mantis
@Nightmare-wf7uz
2 жыл бұрын
but she's yandere
@Foodinifettucini
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nightmare-wf7uz she's already a yandere good sir, you should go harder next time.
@dangaming415
2 жыл бұрын
She turns into your mom everytime you have "shrex"
@HexKitty
2 жыл бұрын
@@Foodinifettucini I apologize, sir, but my wish is fixed and I have not the power nor desire to alter it.
@warpath6941
2 жыл бұрын
for the game: i will fulfill metroplex's dying words and wish for all to be united under one faction (till all are one)
@happyflapjack1058
2 жыл бұрын
Granted: Everyone except one guy dies.
@appletree3541
Жыл бұрын
10:45 "The best man at my wedding was a murder" Jesus christ if he was the best what were the rest like
@shanelaflora5394
2 жыл бұрын
Lbbqq lol and superman and man slaughter is my favorite one
@DieuGamer1929
2 жыл бұрын
I wish to be an angel from the Bible, serving a perfect God ( I don’t care about looking like a rubix cube ).
@jastha2365
2 жыл бұрын
He sees your history and you're a fallen now in hell
@noyou1735
2 жыл бұрын
You are eternally *bored*
@roringusanda2837
2 жыл бұрын
You are now the angel Satan... enjoy your trip
@jacobc9221
2 жыл бұрын
Just like a perfect god, you don't exist.
@commoncommentatingcommento8683
2 жыл бұрын
The god gets amusement from giving you seemingly ridiculous tasks because god is bored. Get me a cheeseburger without cheese. You try. “That’s a hamburger!! I asked for a cheeseburger without cheese!! Never mind! Bring me a steak, hold the beef.”
@angrytoastman2465
2 жыл бұрын
I'll play the game i guess; I wish I could freely manipulate time (as in I can stop time everywhere except one area, or change the speed of aging, or otherwise affect time) but only in the present
@elliotgreenwall1174
2 жыл бұрын
Ok but anyone or thing you touch gets vaporized when you stop time
@oceanstock8368
2 жыл бұрын
Ever time you do change time you have the worst shit of your life
@gamingcousins5362
2 жыл бұрын
@@oceanstock8368 damn, thats terrible
@sentinel8534
2 жыл бұрын
I finally become the Genetic Ingenier I always wanted to be.
@lucarinaldi8884
2 жыл бұрын
your first creation end up destroying the world
@sentinel8534
2 жыл бұрын
@@lucarinaldi8884 I guess that's accurate. And worth it.
@lucarinaldi8884
2 жыл бұрын
@sentinel ahahhahah I Guess so
@roringusanda2837
2 жыл бұрын
🐙if you engineer like you spell these replies will probably happen anyway!!
@ChemEDan
2 жыл бұрын
But you're forced to work for North Korea
@Hypernova7777
2 жыл бұрын
0:50 I am now a galaxy
@solseeker7502
2 жыл бұрын
I wish to be unalive.
@itzolive4912
2 жыл бұрын
You're not.
@PhilipHubbe
2 жыл бұрын
Taco Bell do be like that
@Jamal_Republic_Official
2 жыл бұрын
For the game: I wish for the imperium of man to be real
@spencer9222
2 жыл бұрын
You're a kreigsman fighting on the frontlines for the Emperor.
@Japain
2 жыл бұрын
You are immortal, mute, blind, deaf, and feel pain.
@Jamal_Republic_Official
2 жыл бұрын
@@spencer9222 yes
@deepinthought2329
2 жыл бұрын
Wish I want Megamind 2 to come out and for it to be good.
@therealchaosguy
2 жыл бұрын
Megamind is played by Adam Sandler
@deepinthought2329
2 жыл бұрын
@@therealchaosguy Dam that was a good response. :)
@vroomvroom4061
2 жыл бұрын
fun fact: you can become black in a few minutes with these simple steps step 1: borrow abusive dad step 2: profit
@ryugokaneki2330
2 жыл бұрын
hmmm pretty sure thats a guide to how to become Asian
@vroomvroom4061
2 жыл бұрын
@@ryugokaneki2330 not that abusive, more like 42 year old drunkard dad that was a truck driver and is lazy. Asian dads draw blood
@asurasyn
2 жыл бұрын
Step 3. He goes out for cigs and never comes back.
@jastha2365
2 жыл бұрын
Step 1 is the default Step 2 is fiction Step 3 is child support
@Calamari_
2 жыл бұрын
Le game entry: I wish to have the ability to materialize any substance in any way I wish, and for infinite knowledge on the properties and uses of said substance (like crafting in creative in Minecraft). Do your worst.
@jafshrimp7322
2 жыл бұрын
The substances materialize up your rectum
@Ilikecheese248
2 жыл бұрын
The Game: I wish to shapeshift into anything I want at any time
@ChemEDan
2 жыл бұрын
You suspect your SO of cheating on you with a handyman, so you disguise yourself as a drywall screw. You get screwed into the wall where you can't physically expand and watch everything that happens in your bedroom for the next 20 years.
@yoboyj7678
2 жыл бұрын
@@ChemEDan after 1 year he teleport to his parent hous and he is in the master bedroom of his parent and see everything for the next 19 years left
@Japain
2 жыл бұрын
You have 20 years to live
@commoncommentatingcommento8683
2 жыл бұрын
You cause explosions to nearest person to you when you do.
@demiurge7111
2 жыл бұрын
6:22 murder
@erictitz577
2 жыл бұрын
I wish for a Trenchcoat from whose pockets I can pull any Item imaginable to me.
@makkepuu
2 жыл бұрын
but pockets are full of poo
@radhathapa8111
2 жыл бұрын
But your friend wears it and never returns it back. (Don't argue, we know this happens)
@erictitz577
2 жыл бұрын
@@radhathapa8111 nah, don’t got Friends, would either be my Brother or my Moms Friend, or my Sister
@erictitz577
2 жыл бұрын
@@makkepuu ngl, that’s worth it
@t00thbrush97
2 жыл бұрын
I wanna freeze lean and make lean popsicles, boil it to make tea lean, or make lean candy, then sell it
@laciivak3732
2 жыл бұрын
Lean does not/will not exist in your universe
@itkenverta
Жыл бұрын
The guy at 12:30; maybe his gf would not convrted to veganism if he'd had a bit more shower time.
@TyudroWymoreEdgartyu2
2 жыл бұрын
For the game: I wish humanity had FTL drives.
@leghosas5001
2 жыл бұрын
It takes a million healthy toddlers' heart, brain, intestin and testicles for each drive to function for a day.
@chickenninja8395
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I had any super power I wanted at any time
@punisher3607
2 жыл бұрын
Your super power only works if you punch your balls first
@Nopacience
2 жыл бұрын
Each time you use a superpower a more powerful being with that same superpower tries to kill you
@linklink7435
2 жыл бұрын
Bet. My wish is that I can do anything I want in the best way oossible, and even if there are set backs, it won't matter cause I can literally do anythinf, and no replies will apply.
@linklink7435
2 жыл бұрын
Possible*
@noyou1735
2 жыл бұрын
You stub your toe every 25 seconds.
@NievesTheWitch
2 жыл бұрын
You sir are a sick person
@oceanstock8368
2 жыл бұрын
If you cut it off you can't stub it
@anthonytermin7744
2 жыл бұрын
My whish: beeing crazy good in bead
@FinnA07
2 жыл бұрын
You can't aforrd a bed.
@anthonytermin7744
2 жыл бұрын
@@FinnA07 Then i get back to the hoodtechniques and steal it
@FinnA07
2 жыл бұрын
@@anthonytermin7744 mh...
@robet007
2 жыл бұрын
9:04 the only one who will sleep with you 🤪
@noyou1735
2 жыл бұрын
@@anthonytermin7744 yahh stel da bead fom da supahmaket al hod lik an sneky. *sarcasm 100*
@whereismycup
2 жыл бұрын
Game: I find someone that gives a fuck about me this is going to go horrible
@fishieymm8715
2 жыл бұрын
They go into a vegetable state as soon as you tell them you love them or they are about to tell you they love you
@jamin8r2003
2 жыл бұрын
For the game: I wish I had the good looks, great build, charm, charisma, confidence and personality to swoon anybody to my whims, like a male succubus who can enchant anybody with a mere glance/smile.
@itzolive4912
2 жыл бұрын
You're the last person alive in this universe.
@jamin8r2003
2 жыл бұрын
@@itzolive4912 Well, shyt... ya got me :P you butthole lol jk
@Reiner547
2 жыл бұрын
Everybody turns to furry-traps
@jamin8r2003
2 жыл бұрын
@@Reiner547 I could probably live with that, oddly enough
@tarquinioprisco8459
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could read minds
@noyou1735
2 жыл бұрын
You cannot think your own thoughts.
@amaljay8158
2 жыл бұрын
you can only think aloud
@noyou1735
2 жыл бұрын
@@amaljay8158 notice how the video said the *first* comment chooses the side effect.
@izukumidoriya8600
Жыл бұрын
For the game: I wish to be able to have all abilities of different characters from anywhere (but only one character at a time)
@superstarchris3925
Жыл бұрын
( I notice this ability is very similar to 7 3 from the dragon ball super manga so... ) But you have to grab their neck for it to work
@izukumidoriya8600
Жыл бұрын
@@superstarchris3925 cool
@superstarchris3925
Жыл бұрын
@@izukumidoriya8600 you saying cool made it seem like I made a critical error
@izukumidoriya8600
Жыл бұрын
@@superstarchris3925 I meant cool about the knowledge thing
@superstarchris3925
Жыл бұрын
@@izukumidoriya8600 oh my bad
@michellebrock9936
2 жыл бұрын
Wish: I want to go for a walk.
@jakeegan3195
2 жыл бұрын
your legs come of t the halfway point
@michellebrock9936
2 жыл бұрын
@@jakeegan3195 😹 tis but a scratch
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
"No you're not; you'll be stone dead in a moment!" (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
@marjaejdenwik7570
2 жыл бұрын
You always want to go on a walk so badly all your relationships gets destroyd
@michellebrock9936
2 жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 🤭
@pucciman8564
2 жыл бұрын
Game: I wish I could control time
@hiveee1236
2 жыл бұрын
Every time you control time somebody else gets a unique temporal power
@walterwhite6643
2 жыл бұрын
For the game: I wish to have god powers!
@Mkxliv1
2 жыл бұрын
You are stuck using them on whoever prays to you and you alone. Good luck founding a new religion.
@DagwoodWhite27toDylan
2 жыл бұрын
For the game: I wish to be able to hypnotize anyone at anytime
@Draco9909
2 жыл бұрын
They must smell your farts first for it to work.
@microgrey3920
2 жыл бұрын
It takes 2 hours for it to fully work and only lasts for 30 minutes.
@Japain
2 жыл бұрын
You're also hypnotized (Similar to a character from one piece)
@maximilianthomas1648
2 жыл бұрын
I wish to have the ability to change reality.
@ChemEDan
2 жыл бұрын
But you can only make it worse
@maximilianthomas1648
2 жыл бұрын
@@ChemEDan who said I will change it for the better?
@makkepuu
2 жыл бұрын
but instead reality changes YOU
@maximilianthomas1648
2 жыл бұрын
@@makkepuu could you give an example?
@makkepuu
2 жыл бұрын
@@maximilianthomas1648 you wish for world peace but end up living as a tapeworm
@alabamaman1372
2 жыл бұрын
I wish to be Florida Man.
@DieuGamer1929
2 жыл бұрын
You’re the only sane Florida man to have ever existed. All your actions shall be executed with logic and reason.
@ArthurMorgan-uz1px
2 жыл бұрын
but you live the coldest city in canada
@roringusanda2837
2 жыл бұрын
🐙....being Florida Man is its own side effect
@marjaejdenwik7570
2 жыл бұрын
I can do anything... please nothing bad
@anasithespiderman1926
2 жыл бұрын
You have to scream for an hour straight like goku from bragon ball z
@saskiagutteridge8648
2 жыл бұрын
That's every time you do something with your power
@dagger_bg
2 жыл бұрын
for the game: ww3 starts
@dagger_bg
2 жыл бұрын
@@Galaxyofjedi bold of you to assume i wouldnt like that
@gen6gang517
2 жыл бұрын
My wish: a compass that leads me to whatever I want Do your worst
@drrocketman7794
2 жыл бұрын
Your compass points only at yourself
@IzzatGoo
2 жыл бұрын
It breaks after your first use.
@asurasyn
2 жыл бұрын
It leads you there over the course of your entire life so you get there and then die
@prussianpolydactyl836
2 жыл бұрын
You become too indecisive to know what you want anymore.
@amaljay8158
2 жыл бұрын
compass only works in Antarctica
@darkjester4419
2 жыл бұрын
I can make any money come out of no were
@morseritlifilozof5453
2 жыл бұрын
Invisible money
@darkjester4419
2 жыл бұрын
@@morseritlifilozof5453 bro chill, why u have to do me like that? u try,
@roringusanda2837
2 жыл бұрын
🐙it comes out your...🍑
@laciivak3732
2 жыл бұрын
I wish to live a happy life
@coconut4793
2 жыл бұрын
You don't
@zachsavage9644
2 жыл бұрын
I wish for crazy anime-like fighting skills Do your worst
@alexrodders4155
2 жыл бұрын
everyone else has better fighting skills
@zachsavage9644
2 жыл бұрын
@@alexrodders4155 the pain 😭
@drrocketman7794
2 жыл бұрын
But everything in your life is cartoon
@zachsavage9644
2 жыл бұрын
@@drrocketman7794 not gonna complain with that lol 😆
@stoic6844
2 жыл бұрын
@@alexrodders4155 Bro...
@hunterlovejoy7651
Жыл бұрын
I wish my state didn’t have a shit economy and no rain
@Blazeking069
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I can go inside any video game
@ironicockxssleep64290
2 жыл бұрын
Only in horror game 🌚
@marjaejdenwik7570
2 жыл бұрын
@@ironicockxssleep64290 he said any
@morseritlifilozof5453
2 жыл бұрын
All the characters in the game world gonna be hostile to you.
@ironicockxssleep64290
2 жыл бұрын
@@marjaejdenwik7570 ok
@sardinesgalore3727
2 жыл бұрын
You can go in any video game but you can only do whatever the NPCs can do.
@StarlightSkarlet10K
Жыл бұрын
15:17 I get to smash Nebula from marvel
@lordgrizzly9841
2 жыл бұрын
My wish: Become an olympic campion
@Simon_r2600
2 жыл бұрын
You are disabled
@Foodinifettucini
2 жыл бұрын
You only get gold medals in camping, which you absolutely despise.
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