Honestly, all these jokes sound like stuff Tina would write down in her journal. XD
@killuhkween
3 жыл бұрын
Or Erotic Fan Fiction.
@MonaRoo88
3 жыл бұрын
Totally! I’m picturing when the whole family reads her diary.
@Desi_Does_Art
Жыл бұрын
@@killuhkween fan fiction
@weathermansam2
Жыл бұрын
@@Desi_Does_Art friend fiction
@thesecretmeeting
7 жыл бұрын
I love Dan but it's honestly like Tina's voice escaped her cartoon body and found a host.
@Varatil
7 жыл бұрын
Originally the eldest Belcher was going to be a boy named Dan. When they changed over to Tina they told him to keep doing the same voice.
@saphireroze001
6 жыл бұрын
They should've kept Dan, him and Tina could've been twins. I can imagine it. Bob: Tina, Daniel your on the grill. Daniel & Tina: My crotch is itchy. *They look at each other* Tina: Wow! twin empathy. Daniel: I know! Awesome right? *They hug, but they quickly pulled away and scratch their crotches.* Tina & Daniel: ow ow ow ow Bob: oh god.
@russianred9020
5 жыл бұрын
Yea lol
@harperwoods7843
5 жыл бұрын
An exciting new irrational fear...
@morbiddreamsfx3218
5 жыл бұрын
YES!!!
@Shika4eva
7 жыл бұрын
I laughed harder at the fact that Tina Belcher;s voice is his every day voice than anything he said.
@madjack821
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that’s the best part!! 🤣🤣 dude just talks when he does Tina’s voice!
@mariabackcountry
4 жыл бұрын
A blessing and a curse 🤣
@alicia_grace
3 жыл бұрын
I JUST REALIZED THAT HE’S NOT DOING A VOICE WHATT
@parisianhumphries737
3 жыл бұрын
Just like Kristen Schall, aka Louise🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Magulousmous
3 жыл бұрын
@@parisianhumphries737 and h. Jon Benjamin, aka Bob Belcher
@jasobres
7 жыл бұрын
Dan is a master of delivering one-liners.
@bigdickpornsuperstar
7 жыл бұрын
Pffft! Someone who tells Steven Wright jokes...... badly and without Steve Wright's sense of timing. The only way this guy is a "master of one-liners" is if he delivers Chinese food and you only count fortune cookies.
@Bleak5170
6 жыл бұрын
He's great but he can't hold a candle to guys such as Steven Wright, Mitch Hedberg, Stewart Francis, Demetri Martin etc...
@Cazz8203
4 жыл бұрын
really? cause this is fuckin terrible
@SingingWhileDrunk
4 жыл бұрын
Rodney Dangerfield is King and will always be King
@maniswolftoman
4 жыл бұрын
Groucho and Chico Marx. Jack Benny. Henny Youngman. Woody Allen. Milton Jones. All these people calling Dan terrible, waiting for a video of your tight five...
@avarobloxnoob
4 жыл бұрын
why is he so awkward i'm literally crying
@livviemon
3 жыл бұрын
he's shy and adorable lmao
@lacondrathompson1747
3 жыл бұрын
@@livviemon Same
@HughMorristheJoker
3 жыл бұрын
It's called a shtick
@lacondrathompson1747
3 жыл бұрын
@@danielrhoadie1032 You Are 😢😢😡😡
@antayafairless9028
3 жыл бұрын
@@HughMorristheJoker he's actually like this though that's the thing.
@SelfvisionStudios
3 жыл бұрын
Good to see Tina got over her stage fright.
@mikedawolf95
2 жыл бұрын
Uhhh
@TheMellowGrenade
4 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for him to say " if boys had Uteruses, they'd be called Duderuse's 😂
@itsmeganhuynh
7 жыл бұрын
it's so weird hearing tina saying she watches porn
@Trig242
7 жыл бұрын
well she DOES like butts
@milesjenkins3525
6 жыл бұрын
Erotic friend fiction
@BRAYdoesCOD
6 жыл бұрын
No it’s fitting
@navida2005
5 жыл бұрын
are you honestly surprised tho?
@Icediamondsx
5 жыл бұрын
Megan Huynh i snorted 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@brunareivax3258
6 жыл бұрын
It's like Tina doing stand-up. Only it's not awkward enough
@captainwonderwoman5049
4 жыл бұрын
Bruna Reivax Tina could’ve uhhhh on the stage too
@ilovecoryxkenshinsm
4 жыл бұрын
Add a few "uhhhhhhh's" and it's perfect
@benjaminzipser6021
3 жыл бұрын
except that it's super awkward
@jenniferstephens4191
2 жыл бұрын
It's pretty awkward. I see why he got the role.
@ericsilva4472
7 жыл бұрын
can someone please animate the bobs burgers girl saying these? lol this was so great
@Thisisthemichealceraexperience
5 жыл бұрын
OMG YASS
@a_z-bruh
5 жыл бұрын
Tina
@philiplawton
4 жыл бұрын
You mean, like this? kzitem.info/news/bejne/uIapl4BrrpeHYKw
@cuckoophendula8211
3 жыл бұрын
Or TV from Adventure Time!
@edwinmaina108
7 жыл бұрын
I love how awkward he looks
@ashleytroche7963
6 жыл бұрын
Edwin Main. Ltd 8
@Misunao23
2 жыл бұрын
He has really bad stage fright but it works
@hayladesign86
2 жыл бұрын
Grrrr...!
@christinalittleton3771
2 жыл бұрын
I'm hearing Bob right now going, "Oh my god..."
@To-mos
5 жыл бұрын
I love the pause on the nine or ten joke, you could just sense the gears turning in the audience before they finally got it.
@OldmanCarlson0311
9 ай бұрын
That’s the one joke I didn’t understand. Please explain it to me. I bet its really obvious but I’m so clueless. Help!
@OldmanCarlson0311
9 ай бұрын
I just got it, My wife is the only ONE (her rating) I’ve ever been with :)
@Beautybymori
4 жыл бұрын
“The people at Starbucks always get my name wrong....and I’ve been working there for nine years” LMFAOOO😂😂😂😂
@maddiemaranto7785
5 жыл бұрын
This just feels like watching a man lipsyncing Tina’s voice saying one-liners 😂
@HughMorristheJoker
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for your totally unoriginal comment
@carebearsfan32
7 жыл бұрын
Omg, it's Tina!!
@kxngpark
7 жыл бұрын
jesus calm down
@To-mos
5 жыл бұрын
no, this is Patrick.
@danielbelcher8592
4 жыл бұрын
@@To-mos No, it is Daniel.
@formoftherapy
4 жыл бұрын
The wife joke took me a good solid few seconds. Hahahaha
@admiralfishface8750
3 жыл бұрын
I still don’t get it
@Nekrophil
3 жыл бұрын
Same with everyone in that audience but when it hits it hits hard haha
@mikeo759
3 жыл бұрын
@@admiralfishface8750 His wife is a 1 and all his previous lovers are 9s and 10s
@DavidKen878
2 жыл бұрын
I got it right off the break and laughed my ass off.
@skymeowz
2 жыл бұрын
I am laughing so hard. Having never heard his stand up before (or speak), I assumed he was doing a voice for Tina Belcher. But he doesnt and that is his real voice. It made my day and I realize how much of a stroke a genius it was to keep him on and voice a 13 year old girl.
@majinboot8775
7 жыл бұрын
All I can hear is Tina.
@WilonaMinaWalker
4 жыл бұрын
*SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO AN ANIMATION OF TINA SAYING THESE THINGS PLEASE*
@brianaweaver7489
4 жыл бұрын
Just had the same idea😭 I hope they do
@joesmiles6748
3 жыл бұрын
Oh plz some one do this
@bajoa804
3 жыл бұрын
it would be an episode where tina does stand up comedy
@sivvansharma3023
3 жыл бұрын
@@bajoa804 bro all your pfp colors are the same
@bajoa804
3 жыл бұрын
@@sivvansharma3023 i jus peeped lol
@ladyoctober
7 жыл бұрын
This man is such a blessing.
@carmineonline06
6 жыл бұрын
I can't unhear tina 😩💓
@Tan_Kay
7 жыл бұрын
Ok we need MORE of Dan PLEASE!!! I clicked just for him, I couldn't get Tina out of my head I thought he put on a voice for Tina but it's his actual voice, he's great!
@Son0fHobs
7 жыл бұрын
Everyone's mentioning Tina. Who's Tina?
@Tan_Kay
7 жыл бұрын
Tina Belcher is the oldest daughter in Bob's Burgers, it's an American animation show, you should totally watch it but if you can't check the clips for the show on fox animation on KZitem, the show is awesome!!
@Son0fHobs
7 жыл бұрын
Beautiful, thanks!
@cierraquarles8940
7 жыл бұрын
I just imagine Tina standing up their doing these jokes😂😂😂😂
@emiliomartinez5959
6 жыл бұрын
ok sometimes a famous characters voice isnt what the actor actually sounds like. thats what i was expecting when i clicked the video. i was very wrong
@Risenshinenfall
7 жыл бұрын
Not the most enthralling performer, but I blew air out of my nose pretty consistently throughout.
@HughMorristheJoker
3 жыл бұрын
Then your statement is contradictory
@Risenshinenfall
3 жыл бұрын
@@HughMorristheJoker No, your grasp on the English language is just inadequate.
@MLife1972
2 жыл бұрын
So, you were breathing?
@jenniferstephens4191
2 жыл бұрын
I knew what you meant, Sky.
@uglycasanova6689
10 ай бұрын
Congrats on your body knowing how to do it's automatic functions!
@wizkid91us
7 жыл бұрын
Highly under rated comedian.
@ph8768
2 жыл бұрын
great comedy writing
@nihoyminoy9229
3 жыл бұрын
The coffin joke just made me worried for Bob 😂😂
@Howhaveyouben
7 жыл бұрын
can't believe I'm hearing actual jokes from a comedian and not just crowd work...
@bigdickpornsuperstar
7 жыл бұрын
I watched the entire 4 minutes and didn't hear any jokes. Where were they? Did I blink and miss them?
@To-mos
5 жыл бұрын
@@bigdickpornsuperstar Try watching it again, the entire performance was jokes.
@HughMorristheJoker
3 жыл бұрын
Jerry, you must be really funny huh?
@RobLovesU
2 жыл бұрын
@@bigdickpornsuperstar hey jerry that comment is pretty mean. you made me sad now
@corpseplayground1949
2 жыл бұрын
@@bigdickpornsuperstar jerry you RUINED my night with your negativity. and my day was going so well until now :(
@2010mceric
7 жыл бұрын
UUUUUHHHHHHH
@elladrawswell
7 жыл бұрын
UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@To-mos
5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god Tina.
@codiserville593
3 жыл бұрын
Uhhhhhh
@bajoa804
3 жыл бұрын
uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
@ligeiaztomb2755
3 жыл бұрын
Ohmygod.
@clairoluvr55
4 жыл бұрын
“This woman gave me a palm reading” The audience: ALFKSHFJAHTJSSHFK 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😆😆🤪🥳😭😝😂
@taiwoo.1728
2 жыл бұрын
Tina it’s Tina 😂😂😂
@burningdisco
2 жыл бұрын
god hes so awkward i love him
@TheEddieStilson
4 жыл бұрын
Wow this guy does the best Tina Belcher impression ever.
@alexvirzixveloxity
8 ай бұрын
That’s his actual voice
@srichey444
2 жыл бұрын
Omg...that dead Dad & Stalker joke had my side hurting I laughed so hard! 😖😫😆😆😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
@leavemealone802
4 жыл бұрын
"I was watching porn" TINAAA!
@RSpeller-ym6jj
3 жыл бұрын
This comedian does a really awesome job on voicing a female character, along with John Roberts.
@jeanbean2277
2 жыл бұрын
If I just close my eyes I can imagine Tina doing standup! 🥰😂🤣😂
@XtraNormalVideos888
3 жыл бұрын
The 10ft pole took me a sec lol
@ericdowdy2362
2 жыл бұрын
The violin joke almost had me in tears!🤣🤣🤣
@pearlgarcia3892
4 жыл бұрын
The only one liner comedian I enjoy great job dan! I love your work 🐽
@HughMorristheJoker
3 жыл бұрын
Steven Wright, Mitch Hedberg, Demetri Martin
@chinoskateboardv
3 жыл бұрын
The girl at 1:16 is so thirsty. She's that one girl that laughs at everything LOL!!!
@averydae1810
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh this IS his real voice
@rew3144
4 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe that’s his real voice 🤣🤣🤣
@Sona_2.0
3 жыл бұрын
Impossible to hear Dan mitz's voice without remembering Tina
@grege5074
7 жыл бұрын
my hearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
@creampuff6618
4 жыл бұрын
i was looking at the comments while watching the show and i just got to this episode
@clemkadiddlehopper7705
3 жыл бұрын
Dad in the coffin got me :D
@edwinmaina108
7 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha,,, this guy is legit funny
@andersrabenhansen5017
7 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Mitch Hedberg.
@benjaminfoster2005
2 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure they modeled tina after his appearance. She literally looks like and animated female version of him
@stevencramsie9172
Жыл бұрын
It makes even more sense when you consider that in the Bob’s Burgers pilot, the character was actually a boy named Daniel, so likely was modeled to look very much like him.
@jameskuckkan2326
6 ай бұрын
This is awesome. You don't find a lot of people who do standup in the classic form like this anymore, and he's super fun to watch. Nice job Dan!
@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305
4 жыл бұрын
Lol this was actually hilarious, that last one was the funniest!
@Sergio-fu7mv
5 жыл бұрын
Tina doing stand up 😂👌🏼
@jastaykotuce2249
3 жыл бұрын
I love his voice
@frankiewilson819
2 жыл бұрын
If I only heard the audio from this I'd swear I was listening to Tina Belcher read Mitch Hedberg.
@robertduran444
2 жыл бұрын
So dry I needed to drink some water after watching this 🤣 love Dan mintz
@TheManShel
7 жыл бұрын
TINAAAAAAA!
@torirose9772
5 жыл бұрын
I was trying so hard to not think of Tina through this whole video😂 I couldn’t do it...
@Lawliet734
7 жыл бұрын
2:36 "My wife is the only 1 I've ever been with; everyone else is a 9 or a 10." That was the hardest joke to get. He should have said "...all the others were 9s and 10s."
@hardspumoni6940
6 жыл бұрын
No.
@To-mos
5 жыл бұрын
It really wasn't hard
@kidsuperpunch7541
5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I kinda needed this explanation. I guess I understood that he was putting his wife down but didn't understand that he was calling his wife a 1 lol. Thanks! :D
@morgandrotar721
3 жыл бұрын
Omg that's his actual voice 😂
@ashleyhays6726
2 ай бұрын
tina is definitely my favorite on bobs burgers l love anything that dan mintz does ❤
@JamesJohnson-ni2ko
3 жыл бұрын
That wife joke is the smartest joke I've heard in a while.....
@OldmanCarlson0311
9 ай бұрын
Can you please explain it? It totally went over my head. Everyone else is a 9 or 10?
@OldmanCarlson0311
9 ай бұрын
I figured it out. His wife is the only ONE (her rating) he’s ever been with :)
@Meena1587
7 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo this is soo dark! I love it 🤣
@HughMorristheJoker
3 жыл бұрын
This guy has a great delivery
@FretMillen10
7 жыл бұрын
i cant get passed the tina voice
@nkfd4688
2 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for Dan, because no matter who he's talking to, everyone is just going to imagine Tina talking *haha*
@sugarcube616
5 жыл бұрын
he’s so adorable oh my god
@ecilana1234
5 жыл бұрын
He is so awkward I love him
@mysteryfan15
3 жыл бұрын
Ok the stalker joke was hilarious.
@kennyrama
3 жыл бұрын
I love how he has the same awkward vibes that Tina has.
@ilovecoryxkenshinsm
4 жыл бұрын
I'm imagining Tina saying this stuff right now
@CalifornianCuttlefish
3 жыл бұрын
Great Video! he reminds me of Nathan fielder from Nathan for you
@11am
4 жыл бұрын
I can't unhear Tina
@vdb4916
7 жыл бұрын
Excellent one liners (some are olden but golden), it didn't flow well but the jokes were very good. It really was funny though, just needs to flow a lot better and have a faster pace.
@bigdickpornsuperstar
7 жыл бұрын
It's like he's doing a horribly bad impression of Steven Wright.
@LegionIvory
6 жыл бұрын
He needs to tell full stories. Due to his method of comedy, he would never succeed in doing a special.
@georgeLUVharrison
6 жыл бұрын
He is alot like Mitch Hedberg
@sidarthur8706
6 жыл бұрын
he sounds like mitch hedberg you know. and stephen wright, sounds exactly like him. and mitch herberg, he sounds exactly like him. and mitch hedberg. and stephen write. and ditch iceberg. and steve
@andrewschiller9735
4 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Bronco yes but there’s good and bad deadpan, and i agree good jokes are great but the delivery isn’t exactly that effective. I still enjoyed it a lot though
@ttvbtwexe69
5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching bobs burgers for a week and I’m on season 5
@Icediamondsx
5 жыл бұрын
Im trying But all I hear and see is Tina Belcher 😂 I love his stand up though 😂
@jayjason2517
3 жыл бұрын
It is like if Tina became a comedian.
@drpalashasardesaipt
4 жыл бұрын
If I close my eyes and listen to it like an audio-video, I can see Tina so clearly.
@AndresAndres8401
4 ай бұрын
I just hear Tina. He's so adorkable
@Slothretro
3 жыл бұрын
Stale comedy at it’s finest
@captainwonderwoman5049
4 жыл бұрын
Dan and Tina kinda of look alike and similar personalities but in different genders
@carultch
3 жыл бұрын
Is this Dan's natural voice? Or is he intentionally doing his act in Tina's voice?
@moonythecavapoo9736
3 ай бұрын
It's his natural voice, obviously.
@lukeluthor6290
4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t it be funny if they animated Tina doing this lol
@SeyaDiakite7
3 жыл бұрын
He matches his tina character wearing that blue short with glasses (he mostly look like daniel, tina's genderswap early prototype)
@bwright3943
2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god
@EJofLA
3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant and hilarious thanks!
@nii_amart
3 жыл бұрын
I wish I heard his voice before watching Bob's Burgers. All I can see & think about when he talks is Tina
@shanedeleon5376
6 жыл бұрын
The coffin one was hilarious
@desmundtan1808
4 жыл бұрын
My brain cant process seeing tina voice coming out from a grown man.
@DeRockMedia
7 жыл бұрын
No mention of Jimmy Jr at all, what the hell Tina
@robertfuentes9677
5 жыл бұрын
I want to see Dan Mintz and Joe Pera have a conversation about life
@dreamdesk7258
4 жыл бұрын
I want an animatic on my desk by the end of the day bill
@sparkss4
7 жыл бұрын
Like a modern Mitch Hedberg.
@sidarthur8706
6 жыл бұрын
i know ah, a modern mitch hedberg
@notsayingimbetterthanyoubu3187
4 жыл бұрын
so you're saying not funny? Cause mitch hedberg like the worst of all time
@hs94sc
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking; lots of paraprosdokians.
@tiffanytmarie
5 жыл бұрын
LOVE DAN MINTZZZZ ❤️
@Puuuurrrr
2 жыл бұрын
Wait so this is actually his real voice??? 😭
@coleenspence9861
7 жыл бұрын
Enjoyable.
@AnnaElizabethI
7 жыл бұрын
Two words: coo coo
@heboogeymansorchesra8455
3 жыл бұрын
Linda be like. Yass Tina you did great up there.
@nihoyminoy9229
3 жыл бұрын
Bob: “Tina I’m not dead” “HUSH BOB SHE DID GREAT”
@DiogoF.
7 жыл бұрын
this is actually very good but at the same time very disconcerting.
@CalifornianCuttlefish
3 жыл бұрын
Dan Mintz is hilarious and all, but this seriously sounds like tina has possessed him
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