Two guys walked into a bar... you would think the second one would have seen it.
@jeffyoung3635
Жыл бұрын
I’m gonna use the shit out of that one! thank you
@mydroidx2
8 ай бұрын
I feel dumb it took so long to get this one…😂
@argentum530
Жыл бұрын
So when does a joke become a dad joke you ask? When it's apparent...
@xschlatt7301
Жыл бұрын
hear about that guy who dipped his balls in glitter? pretty nuts, right?
@rgerber
Жыл бұрын
the "what an ass" was my favorite
@garydoyle6255
Жыл бұрын
You could be American after you're done going to the bathroom...but you could also be Finnish. 😂
@alenahawke475
9 ай бұрын
Or if you are in a hurry....your Russian... in
@rinsedpie
7 ай бұрын
Good one
@rinsedpie
7 ай бұрын
@@alenahawke475wow these people are on fire tonight
@robertfleming387
6 ай бұрын
😂😂👍
@kalebcamp8148
7 ай бұрын
“they even changed the caps locks on me” at least you got an escape from there
@SamJ_1980
Жыл бұрын
Adding on to the keyboard factory joke: "It's ok though, I was looking for a way to escape...I really needed space.
@Steph1
Жыл бұрын
My wife said I should be more in tune with my feminine side. So I crashed the car
@alex_saint-matthews
Жыл бұрын
-then I spent the rest of the day ignoring her for no reason.
@jariz26
Жыл бұрын
And then blamed the stop sign to be at the wrong spot
@Edub-em3rr
Жыл бұрын
What are you when you’re heading to the bathroom? Russian.
@ellisonhamilton3322
Жыл бұрын
Left on guys!!!
@Jokerandthechild
5 ай бұрын
The bold guys joke is always funny and underrated
@temwananinkana3419
Жыл бұрын
They r casually drinking as they speak without a care in the world 😂😂😂😂
@michaelcorke8586
5 ай бұрын
Love these guys😅
@LastEarBender
Жыл бұрын
Great highlight reel👍
@mylittlebrotherca9691
11 ай бұрын
On the couch, watching TV with girlfriend an AT&T commercial come on, I cried inconsolably. I had nobody to talk to about it.
@vpbr86
Жыл бұрын
This is my absolute favorite KZitem channel!
@adzoutnabout8666
Жыл бұрын
Best joke “ I haven’t spoken to my wife in 7 years…. Had to wait for her to stop speaking “
@tinbanger66
10 ай бұрын
It's rude to interrupt. Better luck next year.
@ricksaunders8074
11 ай бұрын
2 men in my church love these guys Thats were they get their dumb jokes
@derekcrymble9085
Жыл бұрын
In the old folks home they give the men Viagra ........... to stop them rolling out of bed .
@jeffdahlgren9816
10 ай бұрын
I guess they need it to keep them straight
@ComboMuster
Жыл бұрын
I had to take a break 2 mins into it couldn't breathe anymore...
@SophiaJordan-cp5np
5 ай бұрын
When watching these jokers, I have to keep a bunch of tissues near me-I laugh so hard the tears flow.😂😂😂
@user-mv4be1tc2u
8 ай бұрын
If you drop a penny and it rolls out of sight there's an easy way to find it, just follow the scent
@j_b6735
8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@rickstafford5316
Жыл бұрын
Love it!
@mattw785
Жыл бұрын
i like the beavis and butthead laugh
@alex_saint-matthews
Жыл бұрын
Found at 1:43
@robertchamberlin9928
Жыл бұрын
I asked my wife to go get coffee for us. She returned home with 3 coffees. I thought to myself, hmmm, that’s odd. … Now stare at the cloudy sky with your sunglasses on and holding your fresh cuppa snow and wonder to yourself if that was funny. 😂
@TheHumblePotato
Жыл бұрын
I watched Coming to America. It was over when I crossed the border.
@jesterrawls4735
6 ай бұрын
I was laughing so hard, I had to stop about halfway through the video to catch my breath. I'll have to watch the rest later........
@alistercowley2309
Жыл бұрын
Jesus walked with a gait!
@kevinbasden9896
11 ай бұрын
If you lived in Crete but don't any longer are you now excretion?
@alistercowley2309
Жыл бұрын
VIAGRA!!! Fun-E!!!
@visualverbs
9 ай бұрын
My new favorite channel!!!
@mikefoehr235
Жыл бұрын
Two wrongs make a left
@georgewood7381
Жыл бұрын
2 wrongs don't make a right. But 3 lefts do.
@perentee77
Жыл бұрын
1.43 bevis and butthead moment.
@alex_saint-matthews
Жыл бұрын
1:43
@danahettrick2378
Жыл бұрын
Lol was in Navy...called a beer "what" beer. So when asked is that beer i smell i said what beer?
@TheSheep1
7 ай бұрын
2:05 they just need some space you know
@joeconway8353
11 ай бұрын
No, no…the guy is Russian as he enters the bathroom, European while inside and Finnish when he leaves.
@MrBlubb80
9 ай бұрын
And when Hungry have a Turkey…
@SDsc0rch
Жыл бұрын
going straight to the dating apps...!!
@MrBlubb80
9 ай бұрын
Stop dating apps, date real people instead ;)
@Jiggerj01830
7 ай бұрын
If a bird makes bird turds, and a mouse makes mouse turds, what does a bass make?
@jeffseeley3391
7 ай бұрын
I had to find a new masseuse. My kneads weren't getting met.
@papasmurf9146
7 ай бұрын
My town was so small, the ICU was the local strip club.
@ellonysman
5 ай бұрын
One word.. SAFEWAY.....SAFE....WAY.......Take theS out of SAFE and the letter F out of WAY.....what's that leave you?
@THOMAS_WILDIN
Жыл бұрын
To funny
@handymike77
Жыл бұрын
No you're Russin when you go into the bathroom
@LastEarBender
Жыл бұрын
@@handymike77 and you're Finnish when you leave
@fabianavalos1386
Жыл бұрын
Dad jokes are corny. These are clever!
@metalmick99
Жыл бұрын
Just FYI regarding trying archery blindfolded: there is a division in World Archery for vision-impaired archers, and in competition they wear a blindfold. In case anyone is wondering, I took no offence at the joke.
@chroniclejim5073
9 ай бұрын
Good for you fun sponge.
@ourhome2997
9 ай бұрын
I don't see the point
@robertfleming387
6 ай бұрын
No one asked if you were...fyi😏
@thelonesomefisherman7425
Жыл бұрын
I had an argument with my wife the other day. I said 2+2=4. She said 2+2=5. Turns out I was wrong.
@bsw051
Жыл бұрын
She must be a Democrat
@thelonesomefisherman7425
Жыл бұрын
@@bsw051 It's a joke. Besides, my actual wife died from cancer in 2004. So I couldn't have an argument with her. Why must you bring politics into this? Post that crap on a video about politics and not on a humor video.
@miloradowicz
Жыл бұрын
Care to explain?
@tvtitlechampion3238
Жыл бұрын
@@thelonesomefisherman7425 that's the problem with people who post this kind of crap: they do think its funny. It's just sad, bitter, and hollow, utterly devoid of mirth.
@thelonesomefisherman7425
Жыл бұрын
@@tvtitlechampion3238 You said it better than I could. Thank you.
@rgerber
Жыл бұрын
I've seen more joy at a burial. I just wonder, are on a floating raft in middle of the lake?
@Lilliancooks
Жыл бұрын
The European joke is sooooo old…but the rest are good🤣
@sourisvoleur4854
Жыл бұрын
Some people may think you're wrong, but urine the right.
@Lilliancooks
Жыл бұрын
@@sourisvoleur4854 yes, but it’s best to go with the “flow”🤣
@joypussilano
7 ай бұрын
Guy in the pink shirtis hot!!!
@matthewdrennen1710
7 ай бұрын
0:17 - OMFG! You're ALL wrong! The jokes goes: Q: You're Russian when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out. What are you in between? A: European
@johnm1720
9 ай бұрын
Not the best channel to watch when people are sleeping.
@killjoydklown
9 ай бұрын
Still dont get the "miss steaks" punchline....🤔
@loulalucille8946
8 ай бұрын
You told the bathroom one wrong. What nationality are you on your way to the bathroom? Russian. What nationality are you while you are in the bathroom? European. What nationality are you when you leave the bathroom? Finish.
@country1116
Жыл бұрын
your Russian into the bathroom and your Roman on out what where you while u were in there? European
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