I have a dad joke about DiGiorno pizza. But I'm not gonna deliver it.
@DockTok
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@twistedmister1
Жыл бұрын
Pizza jokes always fall flat
@jmarkkil
Жыл бұрын
No worries, it will always be around.
@WhodatIzz
Жыл бұрын
That's a quality joke any way you slice it.
@darkeyez1630
Жыл бұрын
Just don’t deliver it frozen.
@sjadarkest
Жыл бұрын
I had this friend who told the best dad jokes about Chemistry. Not often though, just periodically.
@tibotibo6
Жыл бұрын
I also make chemistry jokes but when I tell them there is no reaction.
@sjadarkest
Жыл бұрын
@@tibotibo6 And you told them anyway? That's very Noble of you 😁
@smilinacha
Жыл бұрын
@@tibotibo6 - ahhhh..😄🫵….ah-haaah!🤣
@claysonwebster1622
Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@claysonwebster1622
Жыл бұрын
@@tibotibo6 😅😅😅😅😅
@Gravyballs2011
Жыл бұрын
A blind man picked up his hammer and saw. (one of the shortest Dad jokes)
@josie4065
Жыл бұрын
My roommate says, "'I see', said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and started to saw," and I will forever say it like that in the future.
@smilinacha
Жыл бұрын
@@josie4065 - I remember this joke with one small segment: “I see, said the blind man ‘to his deaf wife’ as he picked up his hammer and saw” ….
@darrenswails
Жыл бұрын
What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market ? Hello ladies
@robfriedrich2822
9 ай бұрын
When I doesn't wear my glasses, I look differently, okay, I look bad.
@misterflibble6601
Жыл бұрын
Their deadpan delivery is the icing on the cake!
@andewfusthe3rd
Жыл бұрын
The fact that none of them laughed or even chuckled or smiled is amazing deadpan delivery
@vr6one
Жыл бұрын
It's edited and has multiple takes. It's designed that way. They have bloopers
@JustAnotherConspiracyTheorist
Жыл бұрын
The jokes sucked is why they didn't laugh.
@someoneyoudontknow7705
Жыл бұрын
Yeah these ones weren’t funny, u didn’t even slightly smile slightly
@Sanderford
Жыл бұрын
There's the joke about paper, but... It's tearable.
@temwananinkana3419
Жыл бұрын
This is pure gold. The delivery, awkward silence and demeanor is perfect in subtle gentle soothing way.
@greenhulk7573
Жыл бұрын
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
@josephdanielsmith6179
Жыл бұрын
My dog is very intelligent. He sat on a piece of sandpaper, and said "rough".
@markiskool
Жыл бұрын
I asked mine what's on top of a house. He said "roof"
@robfriedrich2822
9 ай бұрын
My dog is amazed and says "wow!"
@mikebarnes3327
Жыл бұрын
Why did the scarecrow win multiple awards? Because he was outstanding in his field…….
@pauljordan4452
Жыл бұрын
A buddy's wife said cleaning mirrors is a task she sees herself doing.
@robfriedrich2822
9 ай бұрын
There is a saying about Doctors, who discriminate iPhone users. It says, these smartphone would keep the doctor away. Someone claimed, everyone would have a computer with the Microsoft operating system. He said, there would be windows in every house.
@BmanTheChamp
Жыл бұрын
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.
@maxinemcelroy8902
Жыл бұрын
Ohhhh my fluff, you can't help but crack up out loud. Laughter is the best medicine! I love these guys because they don't use foul language.
@JPSimen
Жыл бұрын
Drug addicts would not agree with you.
@jamesdewane1642
Жыл бұрын
Be careful when you go through the screen door. You could strain yourself.
@averagecodegame
Жыл бұрын
I saw two chickpeas kill each other last night. I then realized I had just witnessed hummuside.
@tenpercentfordabigguy8550
Жыл бұрын
I think Ive become addicted to these now
@jeffchambers1383
Жыл бұрын
What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza, little ceasers
@jessiehughes9432
Жыл бұрын
🤦🏻♂️😆😆
@JPSimen
Жыл бұрын
Watch out now... Mexicans got on boots.
@patriciaecampbell372
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@johnnyv.5142
Жыл бұрын
I'm a high school math teacher. So, of course I have problems!
@richcee18
Жыл бұрын
You guys are hilarious! Pure genius, clean and really funny. Thanks Logan.
@rogervondrasek5677
Жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the dwarf psychic that escaped ? She was a small medium at large.
@glennsche
Жыл бұрын
I could never stand the boredom of being a dairy farmer. You'd just feel like your whole life was going pasteurize
@MrTruckerf
Жыл бұрын
And occasionally, you're left holding the bag.
@robfriedrich2822
9 ай бұрын
Especially when you watch all cows...
@whyknot8406
Жыл бұрын
Watching them die inside at times, just kills me!! 🤣
@roberthofmann8403
Жыл бұрын
I tried one of these dad jokes once. I tried the dog one but all he said was "Woof, woof!" I asked him to translate that into English and he said, "I can't. I'm a dog."
@Corvettesean81hotmail
Жыл бұрын
They couldn’t prosecute the deaf lady, she kept missing her hearing.
@FlyCampCaravanNorthWales
Жыл бұрын
Thanks guys…. Made me laugh on a dull day here in the UK😂
@marinevetoneroman7232
Жыл бұрын
Hi ! From Arizona, USA. Now F' yourself... Kidding.... 🙂
@craftyzisme
Жыл бұрын
Why didn’t the shrimp share it’s treasure? It was a little shellfish.
@marchyman5061
Жыл бұрын
I love telling dad jokes.. but he never laughs..
@johnnyv.5142
Жыл бұрын
What's the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
@sir-richard4172
Жыл бұрын
They say you can attract more flies with honey than vinegar. But what do I want to do with a bunch of flies?
@silentstigma
Жыл бұрын
This is very relaxing and meditatively good humor
@peterpiper831
Жыл бұрын
What did the band leader name his twin daughters ? Anna one, Anna two....
@JustinBieber4evah
Жыл бұрын
I thought it was A. One Anna Two
@JustAnotherConspiracyTheorist
Жыл бұрын
Better than any of the "jokes" on this video.
@claudiahall5237
Жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha
@robfriedrich2822
9 ай бұрын
Later came Anna three and four
@thehound9086
Жыл бұрын
Why was the marble countertop feeling down and out? Everyone kept taking it for granite.
@marinevetoneroman7232
Жыл бұрын
😁.. One of those So Stupid, it was funny.... **using it tomorrow..😏
@shawns2820
Жыл бұрын
You know why divers fall backwards out of the boat? If they fall forward they’re still in the boat.
@agerl7016
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Noclue21
Жыл бұрын
I use to surf about once a week, but I got board.
@molonlabe2645
Жыл бұрын
I have the best dad joke…. But I can’t tell you until it becomes apparent
@winkfinkerstien1957
Жыл бұрын
Tacos alone will not fill the emptiness in your soul. You'll also need beer.
@robfriedrich2822
9 ай бұрын
1:11 I am convinced, the dog feels offended by this.
@toddgeer1964
Жыл бұрын
After watching one of your compilations, I have to visit the optometrist because my eyes have rolled so far back in my head.
@terrythorne402
Жыл бұрын
When I drive through a tunnel my eyes kill me. I guess it's because I have tunnel vision.
@Vaderurn6845
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@brunobuss7005
Жыл бұрын
The silence is the best part
@golhandincmen
Жыл бұрын
- Which bird is the master of Bullshido ? - Steven Seagull
@hiptobejarrod
Жыл бұрын
Dad jokes are like miscarriages: the joke may be dead, but it’s all about the delivery.
@MrTruckerf
Жыл бұрын
That one went over like a comedian working a funeral.
@hiptobejarrod
Жыл бұрын
@@MrTruckerf I envision Ricky Gervais reading the “fart at a baby’s funeral” 💀
@Blayze1017
Жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the fortune teller that got hit by a bus? Yep, never saw it coming.
@fin_jan
Жыл бұрын
Rock on, American dads!
@devinspencer1678
Жыл бұрын
A man walked into a bar. Ouch.
@deborahs830
2 ай бұрын
"I was offered a job that would pay me in vegetables." It wasn't worth a hill of beans.
@robfriedrich2822
9 ай бұрын
Mary wasn't self confident, but the parents says to her "Remember, a Mary can!!!"
@katz0625
Жыл бұрын
Ok how do you all know one another?? Is it in a video or something somewhere?? I absolutely LOVE you guys!!! The dad jokes are so funny to me and you guys just deliver them so well!! All of you too!! You guys have definitely helped me in some dark days! I appreciate you guys!
@warriormanmaxx8991
8 ай бұрын
@KATZ0625 - how the two guys know one another is not your concern, or curiosity. Enjoy the jokes, forget the structural questions !!
@jesuschristiscallingyou953
Жыл бұрын
00:38 Brother looked down like, "I'll pretend I didn't hear that lame joke!" 😄
@paulbaran4796
Жыл бұрын
I was on the highway, a sign said “crash ahead,” how rude.
@silentstigma
Жыл бұрын
I miss the good ole days where there was Good Humor, too bad they don’t make ice cream like they used to
@davidarcus5131
Жыл бұрын
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be, either.
@franciscosaez7953
Жыл бұрын
Two guys asked me to be a Jehovah Witness, and I didn't even see the accident.
@BCWildman
8 ай бұрын
Did a window fall on me or was I dreaming? Either way, the broken glass was all in my head.
@debbietros1211
Жыл бұрын
Love these two!!!!
@hawkeye98
Жыл бұрын
I can’t keep a straight face. I’m crying over here.
@kjracz15
Жыл бұрын
Okay, the dog bit got me laughing. 😂
@Chapps1941
10 ай бұрын
Every 11 minutes, in Australia, a car knocks down a kid. He's getting sick of it
@scottmichael3745
Жыл бұрын
Love it guys!
@CUXOB2
Жыл бұрын
Two things never get old. These jokes and jedi jounglings.
@stephanienonyabeezwax1288
Жыл бұрын
For some reason, I smiled at them all. But laughed at the 2-2… lol 😂.
@feliciavale4279
Жыл бұрын
I love these guys
@phylvalen9991
Жыл бұрын
What do you call a drunk ghost? A methylated spirit
@Baruch-Hashem
Жыл бұрын
these guys kill me, so awesome!
@DockTok
Жыл бұрын
Thank you!!
@karanbhatt9320
Жыл бұрын
Their joke was so funny Now they are arrested
@manvelbeaver520
Жыл бұрын
I'm getting a pair of those monoshades as soon as this video ends.
@edwardezako8537
Жыл бұрын
7/11 hat. Priceless
@johnnyv.5142
Жыл бұрын
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
@ericlarson63
Жыл бұрын
Is that Lake Tahoe behind you? My dads ashes were spread there years ago. Tahoe is awesome. He fished a lot in Donner Lake. I grew up in Sunnyvale and we had a home in Tahoe. You guys are funny!
@johnvickersziarnick5174
Жыл бұрын
I got a gun for my wife..... Good trade!
@golhandincmen
Жыл бұрын
Heard it as dog, not gun but all is well 🥸
@tharothegreat
8 ай бұрын
😂 love these
@user-is2mo2lx2x
Жыл бұрын
These guys are awesome!!!❤❤❤
@AWJ-zf8cf
Жыл бұрын
The mugs top it off!
@JamesLynchCO-du3rn
10 ай бұрын
Love you guys!
@Vaderurn6845
Жыл бұрын
Wife told me, “It’s either me or the dog.” Not sure where she’s at. Dog has never left my side though.
@joannamcpeak7531
Жыл бұрын
You all are hilarious
@Imru_gamer
Жыл бұрын
Awesome as always 🤣🤣😂😂🙏🙏👏👏💜💜💜💜
@robfriedrich2822
9 ай бұрын
I think, the introduction of High Definition TV was a resolutionary step forward.
@katya8854
8 ай бұрын
Not sure which I love more - their deadpan delivery, or that they use Rae Dunn coffee mugs! 😂
@robfriedrich2822
9 ай бұрын
Don chew no heart circus dances, UK bee great fool. This is funny when written.
@darrenfalconer3267
Жыл бұрын
I love you guys
@jasonrodgers880
Жыл бұрын
I hate the fact that I love these vids.
@jordan-kristina2014
Жыл бұрын
Did I tell you I got a new vacuum cleaner?....It sucks....
@jtp5144
Жыл бұрын
Great to see ya both.. how did my chicken get over there?
@bjoernwelter7388
Жыл бұрын
Amazing 😂😂😂
@theReal_Truth_XL
Жыл бұрын
We all know that not Coffee in the cup. These jokes are fire
@consciousobserver629
Жыл бұрын
The delivery tho.
@jmfishing86
Жыл бұрын
Got one for you guys to try. Have you ever had pickle soup? It’s the real dill 😏
@Nick_Gir
Жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize you know these guys and it's your home town lake Tahoe 😁
@cameronsmith5048
11 ай бұрын
Keep me coming. Funny ty
@derekmanuel7464
Жыл бұрын
A farmer came up to his horse and asked it, “Why the long face?”
@jtp5144
Жыл бұрын
Rock on baby yeah!
@PMed
Жыл бұрын
I can’t watch with that shield
@majormitchell01
Жыл бұрын
I threw a Chinese bloke down a flight of stairs once. It was Wong on many levels.
@kingrapreal
Жыл бұрын
i wanna end it uo like that when i get old 💀
@dillonharmer7656
Жыл бұрын
You can't eat to many vegetables before dinner as you won't have mushroom for any dessert after dinner
@markw208
Жыл бұрын
The 7-11 hat 👍
@chancealewine8199
Жыл бұрын
I need the sunglasses that are one solid giant lens. What are those?!
@philipthiessen6153
27 күн бұрын
Seems to me there was a rule about making sure there are guards on saw blades... but I can't put a finger on it.
@billmago7991
11 ай бұрын
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea........what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea
@coachpeterwilliam
Жыл бұрын
Would rather see some laughing too
@claudiahall5237
Жыл бұрын
Love the one guys sunglasses. Also. The one dude needs to put on longer shorts . It reminds me if the episode on " friends" where you could see fibi's boyfriends jewels. If you dont know what im talking about. Watch that episode and come back and look at the guy in the beige shorts. Yep. Them there are his jewels! I dont think he knew.
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