I swear a new Jerma editor spawns every time one of the old ones gets dragged to the dungeons of 2ndJerma. It's crazy.
@moonverp
5 ай бұрын
Ecological niche
@spoonbruh741
5 ай бұрын
The "long edits" are never from the same people 😭
@spoonbruh741
5 ай бұрын
I'm fucking moronic, most of the long edits i've watched lately have been from Dump Truck lmao
@d6r
5 ай бұрын
@@spoonbruh741swear every month i cycle to a new long editor lmao
@colrtvscreen3584
5 ай бұрын
I occasionally watch long jerma videos from accounts with silly names like dumptruck but usually I go to the archive channel.
@Dabednego
5 ай бұрын
His alien rants are completely incomprehensible. "They don't understand technology/how basic things work" HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET TO OUR SOLAR SYSTEM THEN JEREMAIAH
@koniginator
5 ай бұрын
His depiction of what is essentially alien cavemen who accidentally Mr. Magoo themselves into another solar system is an endless source of entertainment for me
@dymaxion3988
5 ай бұрын
The Road Not Taken by Harry Turtledove
@JacobKinsley
4 ай бұрын
I like to imagine they are like cavemen that randomly started plotting trajectories on the walls of caves and making rocket boosters out of sticks and rocks and leaves and they developed faster than light travel before they developed language
@CountyofWilts
3 ай бұрын
basic agricultural technology
@JacobKinsley
3 ай бұрын
@@CountyofWilts they were hungry and the nearest sandwich store was on a different planet
@JT-ds2gn
5 ай бұрын
This is not the first time that he has said that aliens who have figured out deep space travel haven't figured out basic farming yet.
@Wohlfe
4 ай бұрын
Obviously because he is from such an alien civilization.
@biosupdate7449
4 ай бұрын
He’s projecting, basic farming amazes him as well
@JacobKinsley
3 ай бұрын
He thinks aliens are like kerbal space program
@disposable_income_andy
Ай бұрын
"i believe aliens would have technology advanced beyond ours in order to travel to our planet" IMMEDIATELY followed by "also their heads would explode because they can't comprehend taking a picture"
@Reac2
5 ай бұрын
Jerma trying desperately to reconnect with his birthplace ,but noone is missing him on Zonk IV
@@JacobKinsley💀 i love that there is two interpretations of mr bean. 1. (basing off the the intro music being cathedral choir music) people assume the light he dropped down from is heaven 2. he’s a fucking alien
@kalimaude3532
5 ай бұрын
at 3:54, I heard the words "azimuth is the name of the satellite" and had a solid nine years of physics education react in my chest all at once. I am not sure I have ever had anyone say anything to me that has produced that kind of pure physical pain as hearing Jeremy say, in the tone of someone who knows they are still figuring things out but feel pretty confident they understand this part, that Azimuth Is The Name Of The Satellite. and, like, that's a me problem, I don't think it is something to actually merit upset over. but he just. just the way he. "okay I got this. this part I am confident in now." INSANE streamer wages targeted psychological warfare on individual viewer
@papaduck5251
5 ай бұрын
g stands for gravel instead of gravitational constant
@Andoxico
5 ай бұрын
or the part where he was complaining about the azimuth being 330 and never realizing the number is the degrees of a circle and 50 is only 80 degrees away so he leaves and fucks around on a golf cart for 10 minutes
@blah1232123100
5 ай бұрын
Yeah but radio waves aren't light. Don't worry about it.
@JacobKinsley
3 ай бұрын
You're like those people that get mad when people pronounce a celebrity's name wrong
@disposable_income_andy
2 ай бұрын
or saying "aw zee moth"
@stwabewwwy
5 ай бұрын
joel: fears for his life jerma: 5 minute iphone rant
@JacobKinsley
3 ай бұрын
I like to imagein they're in a sinking ship and Vinny is trying to set up a life raft while Joel is having a mental breakdown and Jerma is ranting to both of them about how Apple has fallen off in the last decade
@FrostyFoxDrake
5 ай бұрын
24:44 man in complete disbelief that there are numbers as high as 300
@wessyde9476
5 ай бұрын
It's gotta be a dyscalculia thing because the idea of math you can't apply to counting your fingers generates a men in black will Smith saying "sorry" before wiping your memory
@workaccountonly
5 ай бұрын
Zooted out of his mind
@JacobKinsley
3 ай бұрын
We can't let Mathematicians keep getting away with this!
@rosemeowmeows
5 ай бұрын
hey, jerma, check the bathroom
@vargskelethor
5 ай бұрын
CHECK THE BATHROOM
@NeonValleys
5 ай бұрын
That's a family guy joke
@notsusanna7485
5 ай бұрын
@@NeonValleys Actually, I think it’s a reference to Vinny Vsauce
@iCookCrystalMeth
5 ай бұрын
@@notsusanna7485That’s a family guy joke
@Jordan-rb28
5 ай бұрын
@@notsusanna7485 Vinny? That's a Simpsons joke.
@RyansBeans
5 ай бұрын
We appreciate you dumptruck ❤ from all the germs here
@Ry-mj2eb
5 ай бұрын
dumptruck
@justsomefellow3604
5 ай бұрын
our appreciation for them is only surpassed by their namesake
@pantsuslayer8631
2 ай бұрын
Jermamytes
@maxwell_edison
5 ай бұрын
Now that Jerma's retired, this is the closest thing we'll get to him playing voices of the void...
@inteus64
5 ай бұрын
Oh man This is not something I wanted to learn This sucks.
@rileyyyyh
5 ай бұрын
signal simulator is cooler
@JacobKinsley
4 ай бұрын
@@rileyyyyh both games are for the 'doesn't go outside' type of autism
@bellasvastica
4 ай бұрын
@@inteus64 yeah it's really sad what happened to him
@digplayz5740
4 ай бұрын
it COULD still happen just in the future
@dan_loeb
5 ай бұрын
50:00 he touched the grease on the hydraulic lift piston is my guess. used to work retail at a furniture store and office chairs always have a silvery exposed rod that raises the chair, but it's covered in black or yellow/clear grease so it operates smoothly.
@karolmongiello2725
5 ай бұрын
You don't need to guess, that's a fact.
@DestroyedArkana
5 ай бұрын
He should definitely play Voices of the Void at least once
@vanderven7008
5 ай бұрын
Please god yes
@Skelterbane69
5 ай бұрын
Imagine him freaking out when the arirals bang on his door and leaves a giant egg
@suckassmork2972
5 ай бұрын
No way, drNose (dev) won't be able to handle jerma's psychotic ramblings.
@PantherFox
5 ай бұрын
he would get lost on the way to the base and starve to death.
@pillgrimm
5 ай бұрын
I genuinely think he's not intelligent enough to play that
@andrix7777
5 ай бұрын
"are we gonna find aliens before the stream shuts off? probably not." _immediately finds ufo_
@doughboywhine
4 ай бұрын
that was the best part
@HotdogDestiny
5 ай бұрын
Dumptruck is the the Young Sheldon of Jerma long edits
@T9K66
5 ай бұрын
Bazigna
@Sevrgpro
5 ай бұрын
@@T9K66basignal
@dan_loeb
5 ай бұрын
@@T9K66 i didn't even realize you misspelled it on first glance. fuckin bazig-na
@Sh4dowFawx
5 ай бұрын
Bazigma balls
@JacobKinsley
4 ай бұрын
Bagziga
@jamesdulak3108
5 ай бұрын
I've known about Jerma for long but never actually watched any of his stuff, your channel has been my introduction to him. Thanks Dumptruck.
@doughboywhine
4 ай бұрын
I cannot take the phrase "thanks dumptruck" seriously
@GloopedoutYoinker
5 ай бұрын
I really wish he played Singal Sim as much as Joel ended up playing it
@DelusionsOfParasitosis87
5 ай бұрын
My life is starting to feel like singal sim
@tfairfield42
5 ай бұрын
@@DelusionsOfParasitosis87 me but unironically
@JacobKinsley
3 ай бұрын
Who doesn't have dual sim nowadays
@jeasydj123
5 ай бұрын
Jerma saying he could die in -16° C is really goddamn funny to me for some reason
@aleksejskazins6426
5 ай бұрын
He is a cold blooded lifeform.
@koboldengineering7687
5 ай бұрын
To be fair without thermal clothing you probably would die in that temp after some time
@wingdingdmetrius8025
5 ай бұрын
It's reasonable...
@oc786
5 ай бұрын
It would take about half an hour to get frostbite in -16 degrees, so yes, you can easily die at that temperature in a relatively short timeframe
@jeasydj123
5 ай бұрын
@@oc786 dude holy shit I didnt know that, I guess living in Canada gave me fuckin +70% ice resistance lmao
@princessjellyfish98
5 ай бұрын
the jerma vs joel dichotomy
@kalimaude3532
5 ай бұрын
I cannot emphasize enough how much I hope he picks up Voices of the Void. The contrast from Joel slowly losing his fear of aliens until he has a wacky neighbors dynamic going on with the Arirals, to Jerma being, from moment one, the thing every other batshit thing in those woods is concerned about. Just picture it. Rotate it in your mind. The guy who, when confronted by a demon-possessed woman locked in a coffin, immediately busted out a demand for three wishes. That guy, vs. the Roaming Nightmare Orbs.
@ialwayswatchyoutube812
5 ай бұрын
@@kalimaude3532 The guy who wants to be the thing in the woods vs the things actually in the woods
@VTXHobbies
5 ай бұрын
@@kalimaude3532Jerma will become the new voice of the void
@EmilyAnne1013
5 ай бұрын
I think I've seen every oneyplays comp and recently started watching Jerma, so thanks a lot for making these dude!
@fuzzlegs
5 ай бұрын
hahaha stop i'm doing the same thing!
@tunasub6111
5 ай бұрын
I watched all the jerma comps so joe I’m watching oneyplays lol
@Jordan-rb28
5 ай бұрын
Some of the stuff oneyplays does is just childish to me so I'm having a hard time getting into those videos, but jerma is wildly relatable and funny to me and I binge this shit too much lmao
@Gizzardx0
5 ай бұрын
Is oneyplays the guy that sounds like he's sick all the time? I can't stand his voice.
@bean4962
5 ай бұрын
You’re lucky, you still have a bunch of good seasons to catch up on.
@lithium444
5 ай бұрын
This is a stepping stone to the inevitable Voices of the Void stream and if Jeremy gets scared of this he will injure himself playing VotV
@alonelyboynamedjames4835
5 ай бұрын
Ah, the Duende is playing signal simulator to get info on Joey's fears.
@augustusfren133
5 ай бұрын
Jerma: technology is advancing far too fast, they're gonna take our spleeens! as he shakes his fist at an apple billboard. chat: WHAT ARE YOU YAPPING ABOUT GRAMPA, GET BACK IN THE FUNNY CHAIR
@doughboywhine
4 ай бұрын
I can't believe that when he thinks there are aliens afoot, his first idea is to run one over. It's not even a meme at this point. He genuinely just likes plowing over things in vehicles
@bensosnowski1128
5 ай бұрын
So I googled it. Yes radio waves are light. All electromagnetic radiation is light. Radio waves have the lowest frequency and longest wavelength on the electromagnetic spectrum. Visible light is also on the electromagnetic spectrum and is just what human eyes are able to detect.
@not7170
5 ай бұрын
Check? Check the bathroom? But jerma
@Kevbo2040
8 күн бұрын
Thanks for the long edit, Dumptruck. I never would have believed a game could be so boring without this.
@ThaCarterIsLegit
5 ай бұрын
Azzymooth gang rise up
@Jordan-rb28
5 ай бұрын
Thats like some brand you see on Amazon, but maybe more likely in all caps
@JacobKinsley
3 ай бұрын
@@Jordan-rb28jerma uses a DONGWANG keyboard, a JOYTITTIES mouse and a POOPWINE gaming chair
@Vinzaf
5 ай бұрын
It's actually really fun watching Jerma struggle with really complex games. Also, his fake static sound at 37:20 is really good???
@terryflopycow2231
4 ай бұрын
I don't understand how possible
@terryflopycow2231
4 ай бұрын
okay actually 44:56 with that fucked up reverse laugh
@CruisinBen
5 ай бұрын
The “10,000 miles” bit is probably the worst joke of his entire career, it hurts me every time I hear it. They can’t all be good 🥴
@AdamKlownzinger
5 ай бұрын
The way he keeps pronouncing azimuth is making me irrationally angry
@dan_loeb
5 ай бұрын
you don't like how he says it azzy muff?
@Tastyturkey56
5 ай бұрын
I didn't even know he played this. Fire video. 🔥
@0_h1t3
3 ай бұрын
could've played voices of the void instead
@soulkiller7836
5 ай бұрын
Every upload makes my day man, plz dont burn out and stop uploading or takes weeks between uploads. U are the best from all us germs
@Gorfinhofin
4 ай бұрын
I watched this for 15 whole minutes thinking he was playing Voices of the Void like "Man this game changed a lot since I last saw it!"
@yeehaw-city3086
4 ай бұрын
Why is he so adamant that aliens don’t know anything beyond basic farming lmao
@sonsofisstvan1675
3 ай бұрын
He can only apply his knowledge to other creatures
@miae.carangi3889
5 ай бұрын
I wish there was a way we could've gotten Joel and Jerma together for a co-op stream.
@Kerruo
5 ай бұрын
They've already been together sometimes
@HamazuraGOD
5 ай бұрын
@@Kerruo They meant for this game specifically
@BierBart12
15 сағат бұрын
I just love seeing someone going into a complex thing unprepared, then slowly learning what each formerly crazy dial means, then developing an understanding of the loop in this system, then starting to sound like an expert even though they don't even have the full picture yet Jerma's first encounter was so fucking valid too. All the quipment was aimed at deep space, nobody could have expected an alien ship to just stroll into the fucking SETI array, so nothing was recorded. Maybe there'd be some ppl believing this one SETI worker's account, but the greater scientific community sure won't! And then Jerma reveals that he's an Apple phone user, making him more alien than any of the anomalies in this game, but he also hates it, so he's just an idiot
@seapackgaming4316
5 ай бұрын
Im pretty sure there is at least 1 saw reference in every jerma stream.
@JacobKinsley
4 ай бұрын
If you drink coffee longer than 10 minutes you've either got it from a coffee shop where the temperature is so high it burns the coffee and ruins the taste, or you're using instant coffee. Good, smooth coffee cools down to room temperature within a few minutes and doesn't have 'the gross bit at the end that you pour into the sink'.
@obeseperson
7 күн бұрын
I dont drink coffee, man
@averageenthusiast7616
5 ай бұрын
I’m upset that he played signal simulator and not voices of the void
@mood1676
4 ай бұрын
5:11 runaway
@thefrub
4 сағат бұрын
We are so close to seeing Jerma play Voices of the Void
@HueKea
5 ай бұрын
babe wake up dumptruck uploaded a new long edit
@super8bitvideos
Ай бұрын
Local man wishes there were labels on the labeled buttons
@MrBeefyweefs
5 ай бұрын
Yo dumptruck, love your work/offerings, dog bless you pal
@titaniumcassowary
3 ай бұрын
Every time he says azi-mooth I lose my mind
@pillgrimm
5 ай бұрын
fuck I got excited I thought this was votv
@ProbablyAnAmateur
5 ай бұрын
i think he should try Voices of the Void.
@Stapler42
5 ай бұрын
For future me, yaes! is at 46:04
@jvxday
5 ай бұрын
DUMPTRUCK CONTENT ALERT
@Elliot-sh9ol
5 ай бұрын
I thought you said “dumbfuck” content alert and wondered why you were being so mean lol
@seapackgaming4316
5 ай бұрын
45:28 Jerma knows because he IS that Alien.
@allthenamesiwantedweretaken
5 ай бұрын
BABE WAKE UP, MEGADUMPER UPLOADED
@Fuzikie
5 ай бұрын
Could you add the date of the stream in the description?
@cyberiapunk1738
5 ай бұрын
YAYYYY been wanting to watch this one for a while!! thank youu!!!!
@claytonr8709
5 ай бұрын
LOOK BUZZ AN ALIEN!
@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS
12 күн бұрын
"AZIMUTH IS THE NAME OF THE SATELLITE"
@weirdman5215
4 ай бұрын
INSANE streamer plays ALIEN GAME during the January 6th attacks
@cheahyeah7134
5 ай бұрын
1:33 I drink my entire mug of hot coffee within 3-5 minutes while its still piping hot in its prime and then i refill and sip until its cold
@sparkysubwoofer
5 ай бұрын
I can’t be the only one who heard runaway by kanye west at 5:10 right
@toastie8173
5 ай бұрын
17:32 Undebatably the best part of the stream
@lukewarm._.chicken2443
3 ай бұрын
5:11 RUNAWAY AS FAST A YOU CAN🗣️‼️
@charliekill88
5 ай бұрын
when does jermy see ufo? did you cut it out dumptruck? i will have your dumpy for this nevermind good sir i shall commit game end for this 1:09:59
@jorj1357
5 ай бұрын
new dumptruck..........new dumptryuivck..........
@felicityc
5 ай бұрын
these edits give me reason to rewatch
@TheRealRusDaddy
5 ай бұрын
Idk the coffee id occasionally drink at my nursing home job got cold quick if you didnt drink it at a reasonable pace but some residents or nurse aids would occasionally still ask us to drop a couple ice cubes in to cool it off quicker then again old people are finicky and not always just to be a bother sometimes its legitimate
@shaojunqingjiu
5 ай бұрын
thank you mx dumptruck
@dudeskeela
5 ай бұрын
shout out to all my contactees in the chat 👽
@stwabewwwy
5 ай бұрын
! alien alarm ! alien alarm !
@JacobKinsley
4 ай бұрын
I like the idea of when the alarm goes off it's like, a goofy Synthesizer arpeggio occasionally interrupted by a British woman over the speakers going 'alien alarm.' completely deadpan
@JacobKinsley
3 ай бұрын
Oh no I just realised I just fucking accidentally plagiarised the 'purple alert' joke from red dwarf I'm going to get called out by a KZitemr now
@chinggiskhanvevo6589
5 ай бұрын
BUT JERMA! THE NUMBERS?? THE SCIENCE???
@sadizz455
5 ай бұрын
god i want him to play Voices of the Void
@beasttsu2776
8 күн бұрын
1:10:02 i saw something weird in the sky at work and thats how it felt
@jillsandwitch67
4 ай бұрын
i like how his ellen voice is a slightly higher pitched jay leno
@vcr53wus
5 ай бұрын
Dumptruck is the proof that you can fall in love with someome you know nothing about
@Nulldron
5 ай бұрын
1:50 in and i am already frustrated with Jerma
@LeperFriend1837
3 ай бұрын
Yeah, I take 30min to stand up sometimes too.
@vargskelethor
5 ай бұрын
Check the bathroom
@zachwathen9689
3 ай бұрын
Jerma lives in the black mirror universe
@user-xy3wg7ii1p
5 ай бұрын
Awww man chat really had to carry him in this one😂
@rentedshortbus
5 ай бұрын
I sincerely hope that whenever we make actual contact, that it's not Jerma who's the one who does so first. I guarantee that he will scare them all away with his psychotic behavior.
@hardrockinhere
5 ай бұрын
"Shoot it down! Whatever it is!"
@pintinkio2418
5 ай бұрын
JERMAMITES UNITE!
@momiji_number1daughterwife
21 күн бұрын
do we fire a slow moving projectile now
@SkeeterMcBeater
5 ай бұрын
Coffee chuggers unite!
@imonke5303
5 ай бұрын
1:03:00
@henrydennis6314
5 ай бұрын
Thank you so much dumptruck❤
@Spot-t
5 ай бұрын
Loving these edits dumptruck :) keep it up please
@conman1
5 ай бұрын
hell yeah
@Jordan-rb28
5 ай бұрын
56:20 to 57:25 GOD I wish this was the reality of this coming election....
@KnoxOla
5 ай бұрын
I drink the last 2 percent of coffee
@ubi4275
5 ай бұрын
he has to play voices of the void
@BatmanReal
2 ай бұрын
"its -60 Celsius i can die in this room" its 76 f jerma, thats comparable to a windy summer day
@MommaMiyamoto
5 ай бұрын
30:24 is the best.
@vepaS
5 ай бұрын
we need to get jerma into votv so we can have joel 2
@muddaboolshit6963
5 ай бұрын
I feel like these come out whenever i need something to watch. Thank you dumptruck!
@larryfisherman44
5 ай бұрын
RIP germa
@zeropoint70
5 ай бұрын
1:22:57 you need good fucking eyes to see that. for the fridge part i had to turn my gamma all the way up to see what was going on
@JacobKinsley
4 ай бұрын
That's because you have your monitor on a healthy brightness to reduce eye damage
@glendorner5569
5 ай бұрын
streamnal sigulator
@-cohst
5 ай бұрын
yessss, thanks dumptruck
@lambertstarr1218
5 ай бұрын
We dumping tonight boys
@greeensouls9
5 ай бұрын
babe wake up new dumptruck just dropped
@usm1le
3 ай бұрын
voices is better and more entertaining in every part. wish he plays it
@fritzy8318
2 ай бұрын
??????????
@usm1le
2 ай бұрын
@@fritzy8318 am I wrong?
@sonsofisstvan1675
Ай бұрын
@@usm1lehe didn’t realize you meant voices in the void
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