the dad casually explaining mob hits to his kid is such an underrated scene.
@jjturner4424
3 жыл бұрын
Pittsburghites, amirite?
@jarrodbarkley9061
3 жыл бұрын
And I love how the kid smiled and nodded at him in response!!
@afonsodeportugal
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ktonrider He also has a hilarious scene on Two and Half Men!
@danlower7834
2 жыл бұрын
This feels like it was written by Phil hartman.
@iannoome1898
2 жыл бұрын
It's a very New York City scene, Seinfeld full of these small background character moments that really make the city feel real
@smitchix1
11 жыл бұрын
"technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage"...best Kramer line. That is brilliant writing.
@johnson24811
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely legendary
@crystalstorms5006
Жыл бұрын
His CLUELESSNESS makes me physically ILL & nauseous with rage at his brilliant bs all at the same time. KraaaaaameRR!
@JeffreyGillespie
11 ай бұрын
I was about to say it, but you beat me to it 😂 genius line
@trequor
4 жыл бұрын
Kramer's "he just sunk like a stone" always gets me!
@oulosvie
Жыл бұрын
The best bit
@crystalstorms5006
Жыл бұрын
I KNOW! 😂 🤣
@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661
3 сағат бұрын
The visual of that old, short man disappearing into the water like a stone gets me. I love it. I'd be just as amazed as Kramer was. 😂
@huertamj128
11 жыл бұрын
Last month I was in NYC. Every time I crossed that river I couldn't stop smiling imaging Kramer swimming there.
@austinmolitor7283
3 жыл бұрын
*imagining
@RG3FC333
3 жыл бұрын
@Luis Collado no really? no fucking way? wow that’s crazy
@vargas1569
3 жыл бұрын
@@RG3FC333 how is that “crazy”?
@vargas1569
3 жыл бұрын
He wasn’t moving much. But he was out there
@leftyseel8658
3 жыл бұрын
Legend has it, if you stare without blinking for 30 seconds, you will see Kramer swimming there.
@JuddKramer
3 жыл бұрын
If Kramer is "swimming laps between the Queensboro Bridge and the Brooklyn Bridge" as Jerry says, that means he's swimming, at minimum, 5.8 miles between the two bridges. Assuming he does more than one lap, thats at least 23 miles of swimming in deep water without any sort of flotation aid apart from his flippers and webbed gloves. Kramer is one hell of a swimmer.
@dan_hitchman007
Жыл бұрын
No river can contain him.
@royalewithcheese7
Жыл бұрын
He also says that he does laps for 4 hours
@henrybierman8431
Жыл бұрын
Kramer is literally him
@MrEtherguy
Жыл бұрын
Lol! I just did the same measurements. I got 4.4 miles with a streamlined route. However, Kramer did say "four hours and I'm an inch taller." That would suggest he's going the full route if he swims at least 1 mile an hour.
@James-kv6kb
Жыл бұрын
It's pretend lol
@mikeg1378
4 жыл бұрын
“35 geriatrics throwin elbows. It was like I was in a flabby-armed spanking machine” 😂
@jamieczarnecki7718
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@chasbodaniels1744
2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant line.
@joegallagher2844
4 жыл бұрын
Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage. That's a solid point.
@johnames6430
3 жыл бұрын
Norfolk where? Virginia??
@tanveerhasan2382
3 жыл бұрын
@Luis Collado many of the US Navy vessels are docked in Norfolk
@Rellbronjames9
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@chasbodaniels1744
2 жыл бұрын
That Kramer remark is on par with his “Jerry - Those are load.bearing.walls!”
@joegallagher2844
2 жыл бұрын
@@chasbodaniels1744 six-room luxury suite!
@JohnBonini
7 жыл бұрын
"He just sunk like a stone didn't he?"
@matthewtrout1440
5 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but that line kills me.
@kitgusto2390
4 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite lines on the show.
@mbwhly
3 жыл бұрын
I like to envision the weird round old guy just disappearing into the depths of the river until he’s no longer in sight.
@sanbi221
3 жыл бұрын
How unfortunate. The East River is endless. He will fall forever. -Raiden
@InformationPollution
3 жыл бұрын
I like how they just brush over the death of the old man
@MrVagif1
9 жыл бұрын
They werent moving much, but they were out there. XD
@HupfDole87
5 жыл бұрын
I love my women like that :)
@technosound1104
3 жыл бұрын
@@HupfDole87 This all of a sudden looked like a Reddit thread !!!
@coffeejab3381
3 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@leafbranch1872
2 жыл бұрын
I dare say.
@schaffy_
5 жыл бұрын
Love that cheap looking set by the river. Classic 90s
@williamhoo7787
8 жыл бұрын
Legends say that Kramer is still looking for a place to swim peacefully
@madjack1748
6 жыл бұрын
I hear Lake Karachay isn't too crowded.
@danieldougan269
4 жыл бұрын
There's always the Hudson River or the Harlem River.
@cirocciroc
4 жыл бұрын
Love new retro! Saw the midnight last year!
@mkailov13
4 жыл бұрын
Stay Retro
@catlady8324
3 жыл бұрын
Those “Legend says” and “Legend has it” comments are Gold, Jerry! GOLD!!!
@InspectorCallahan.44
7 жыл бұрын
" You people find your own river!"
@Shapes_Quality_Control
4 жыл бұрын
Hey! Nobody beats you!
@dashman8499
6 жыл бұрын
" they weren't moving much, but they were out there."
@trucututrucutu6071
10 ай бұрын
THAT'S WHAT MATTERS, NOT IF YOU'RE ALIVE OR DEAD
@Mister.Cretsoo
8 жыл бұрын
"Man I`m on the wrong floor again" hahaha
@MichaelD8393
6 жыл бұрын
Sees Jerry & jumps! 😂
@jandy4604
6 жыл бұрын
I've actually done that a couple times wondering why my key wouldn't work then I realized, "Man I'm on the wrong floor again."
@SharinganMan
3 жыл бұрын
@@jandy4604 yeah but he lives across the hallway. three feet from jerry's door is where he's coming from.
@ruffusgoodman4137
3 жыл бұрын
I remember entering office's women's restroom and was like "How come I entered the same door yet the wrong restroom?" Wrong floor again...
@ConstantChinner
9 жыл бұрын
Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage. LOL
@bmillerdrums
6 жыл бұрын
That is one of the funniest lines ever
@PlatoonGoon
5 жыл бұрын
what the fuck is your name.
@nathanadkins2985
4 жыл бұрын
He pronounced Norfolk the wrong way. Any of my Virginia friends feel free to comment.
@civlyzed
4 жыл бұрын
@@nathanadkins2985 I say "nor-fick", but most of my friend say "nor-fuck" :D
@moviedude22
8 жыл бұрын
"That's where spike lee lives"
@chrisd2051
5 жыл бұрын
RIP
@AllenHanPR
5 жыл бұрын
@@chrisd2051 Spike Lee is still alive fool.
@roflstomps324
4 жыл бұрын
@@AllenHanPR is he though?
@christophersuswal9544
4 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Spike Lee
@roflstomps324
4 жыл бұрын
@Isaac Graham So? He isn't dead?
@shaunbarnett2972
Жыл бұрын
Kramer jumping into the water, "GIddyup!!" is absolutely brilliant.
@albundy6008
8 жыл бұрын
you know what I think it is, I think it might be that East River. I think it might be poluted.
@danieldougan269
8 жыл бұрын
You don't say.
@suzycreamcheesez4371
6 жыл бұрын
polluted
@bdsbckjdskl
6 жыл бұрын
todd krager Kramer Is A Nut 😂
@katieqmichaels2004
5 жыл бұрын
I fucking died laughing
@mistermonologue2442
3 жыл бұрын
You strike me as a late 80's kid. Maybe real early 90's
@toptenguy1
7 жыл бұрын
I swim for 30 seconds and I need a full minute to catch my breath. Kramer is super human! 3 hours!!!
@stroyer2103
2 жыл бұрын
4!
@Kr0nicDragon
9 ай бұрын
Gotta pace yourself
@novakattila
4 жыл бұрын
"See when the mob kills someone, they throw the body in the river" lol
@carultch
4 жыл бұрын
Kramer likes the East River, because it is where he swims voluntarily. Kramer dislikes the Hudson River, because it is where he was tossed while sleeping and mistaken for dead.
@morganzimmerglass9925
3 жыл бұрын
Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage is one of my favorite lines ever. Also I always think it’s funny he goes to the East River when he lives on the west side way closer to the Hudson.
@SteamGrace
Жыл бұрын
The Norfolk line has got to be one of the funniest lines ever uttered in a sitcom
@danieldougan269
8 жыл бұрын
I don't know why Kramer thought he could swim peacefully in the East River. Like Jerry said, it was the most heavily-trafficked waterway on the Eastern Seaboard. If he was worried about the water aerobics classes and divers at the pool, what would he do when a barge came along?
@zachhaywood1564
7 жыл бұрын
Technically, Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
@elephant_888
5 жыл бұрын
Zach Haywood 😂😂😂👍🏽👑
@willc5723
4 жыл бұрын
Only the gowanus canal was more polluted
@Kruppt808
Жыл бұрын
he should go in the winter, like the Polar Bear Club
@tommeyer3840
Жыл бұрын
Its a tv show there pal
@Stevo935
9 жыл бұрын
Kid using binoculars = same guy who eventually played Dabney, from Malcolm in the Middle. I knew he looked familiar!
@yannick245
9 жыл бұрын
Stevo935 true!
@MrElfuete
5 жыл бұрын
Now he(or she) is trans.
@carultch
4 жыл бұрын
Who plays his dad?
@slavdef
3 жыл бұрын
Kramer must be one hell of an olympic athlete if he can swim for 3 hours and still want more.
@pforgottonsoul
9 ай бұрын
at the beginning of the episode he said he did 200 laps.
@melasvarco4791
5 жыл бұрын
“Well floating. They weren’t moving much, but they were out there.”
@DaniAlva25
4 жыл бұрын
"Well floating, they weren't moving much, but they were out there" How can anyone debate Kramer's logic?
@sensaiko
3 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld was a great mix of fine writing and great slapstick humor
@zachhaywood1564
6 жыл бұрын
"Man, I'm on the wrong floor again..." LMAO!
@chrisd2051
5 жыл бұрын
That's me at work
@Will87
12 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure if Phil Hartman had passed by the time this episode was aired, but he would've been awesome as the father explaining to his son about the mafia, east river, etc.
@defaultyorker6096
5 жыл бұрын
From the Queensboro Bridge to the Brooklyn Bridge is somewhere around 4 miles. An olympic-level long distance swimmer would take somewhere around 2 and a half hours to swim there and back. Most people wouldn't manage that kind of distance.
@stevefowler2112
4 жыл бұрын
Genius writers and superb actors...the show about nothing was/is AWESOME!
@ffp08
8 жыл бұрын
i swam in the deleware river during the 90s, i do not get sick, well rarely yes, but my immune system has had practice
@prushimush
6 жыл бұрын
This post makes me miss the weird tasting tap water from Philly. There are two water treatment facilities on the Schuylkill and one on the Delaware. Stark difference from NYC and its fancy Catskill reservoir water.
@malice6557
4 жыл бұрын
this man is immune to coronavirus
@Ibelikemj
3 жыл бұрын
That seems rancid
@chasbodaniels1744
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, NYC has a terrific water supply. Amazing foresight to build that system, and to upgrade it decades later.
@tavoiaiono7885
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha the way he dives into the river always has me in stiches. hahahaha
@chasbodaniels1744
2 жыл бұрын
The short old man uses a similar diving technique.
@uraldamasis6887
4 жыл бұрын
2:21 I love how he just happens to phrase the question in the one and only way that Kramer would say yes, lol
@redtie8351
3 жыл бұрын
Since the first time I've watched Seinfeld years ago the line "He sunk like a stone, didn't he?" pops up in my head unprompted for no reason. I don't know how to stop it from happening. I'm not complaining.
@gbbenner9382
4 жыл бұрын
"over there is Brooklyn, That's where Spike Lee lives" lol
@lordchancellorhatton1910
Жыл бұрын
I like how Kramer starts hollering after he puts on his swim stuff. "IT'S GREAT FOR THE BACK! 4 HOURS IN THIS CHOP AND I'M A FULL INCH TALLER!"
@valdavna1597
2 жыл бұрын
So wait, this all started with people making fun of Kramer then ended with people copying his actions ? Smh Kramer is a genius.
@basedbattledroid3507
4 жыл бұрын
One of the few times that Kramer's obsessiona actually became popular with others.
@kamsavart
8 жыл бұрын
Those swimming scenes were actually shot at the Universal Studios Hollywood backlot.
@1dJHorY1
8 жыл бұрын
+Andre Wallace I would assume they didn't actually go in the East River. Were you there when they shot this?
@kamsavart
8 жыл бұрын
+Horatiu L years ago on the Universal Studios Backlot tour we passed by a giant water tank where the guide pointed out that it was used for swimming scenes in TV and movies. One of them he mentioned was Kramer swimming in the east river.
@mgtowtalk3402
6 жыл бұрын
Ya the water looks real nice
@flisko123
5 жыл бұрын
no no, they were in the east river
@theislander9034
4 жыл бұрын
Horatiu L it's on the interviews..it was a water tank at the universal studio
@stevefowler2112
3 жыл бұрын
I wish I had a neighbor like Kramer...it would be such an exciting life.
@Boss_Tanaka
Жыл бұрын
Really? You really want someone storming unannounced in your house more than every now and then even when you’re out, checking your fridge, borrowing your stuff without asking, giving back your stuff broken, eating your food, drinking your drinks, smoking cigars in your living room, messing your couch, wasting your tap water, wiping his mouth in your quilt while eating in your bed, inviting the people you hate, pouring blood in the cooling system of your car, not to mention he would visit your parents … Sure you would never be bored. You would be too busy cleaning his mess and fixing your belongings
@ayjay23
Жыл бұрын
@@Boss_Tanakagiddy up
@timothypruitt4578
10 ай бұрын
Well, given where his career currently stands following... The Incident... you could probably get Michael Richards himself for whatever cash you have in your pocket.
@bigdickdolly
9 ай бұрын
@@timothypruitt4578wah wah get over it
@theunderdawg.
4 жыл бұрын
Every second of this show is brilliant
@LoneWolf-oz2mq
11 жыл бұрын
I've learned not to tell people about my favorite places to go especially when it comes to swimming in freshwater otherwise it becomes over crowded.
@albundy6008
3 жыл бұрын
I'm lucky. I live in Michigan and we have 3 of the Great Lakes (Superior, Huron, and Michigan) and thousands of inland lakes. There are many great places for swimming, boating, and fishing.
@BrianBull
4 жыл бұрын
"man I'm on the wrong floor again" Haha lives next door
@LB__1
3 жыл бұрын
That's impressive that Kramer can swim laps between the Brooklyn and Queensboro Bridges. That would be between 5 and six miles one way. He would have to be in serious shape to do that.
@gavinlamp5426
Жыл бұрын
"No, that's probably just a dead body, son." Only a New Yorker would casually say this... And a Flordian.
@12classics39
Жыл бұрын
“Floating. They weren’t moving much but they were out there.” LOLOL
@templeknight9338
4 жыл бұрын
When that old guy said "step aside", I felt like he should've finished by saying,"Wormtail, so I can give our guest a proper greeting."
@templeknight9338
2 жыл бұрын
AVADA KEDAVRA! 🐍
@nabiltarantino1202
5 жыл бұрын
i'm here for this 3:06
@openscholar9908
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@DaBish21
6 жыл бұрын
Love the noise Kramer makes at 3:06
@jonathonwallen
10 жыл бұрын
He just sunk like a stone didn't he?
@justinlevine3936
7 жыл бұрын
did he die
@YaowBucketHEAD
4 жыл бұрын
@@justinlevine3936 probably. He was old.
@lundylow
3 жыл бұрын
"Flabby armed spanking machine" feels like a term that could loop back around and be meme-worthy 20+ years later.
@cugamer8862
6 жыл бұрын
I love how he just flops into the water.
@cazeycroland4
5 жыл бұрын
“You people find your own river!!” LOL
@donnythedingo
7 жыл бұрын
That "Giddyap!" was the funniest thing I've seen in television history. Puts the looney tunes to shame.
@dw5000jf
9 жыл бұрын
Giddyup!
@tristanauspride
8 жыл бұрын
Over there is Brooklyn, that's where Spike Lee lives lmao
@otomicans6580
3 жыл бұрын
Just before Brooklyn got cool again.
@DEADG6D
5 жыл бұрын
4 hours in this chop and im a full inch taller - lol its those lines why i love kramer so stupid
@ThisisTedWells
12 жыл бұрын
3:05 - "He just sunk like a stone didn't he"
@larryx2159
6 жыл бұрын
He just sunk like a stone didnt he,my favorite line
@gweiloxiu9862
4 жыл бұрын
"A flabby armed spanking machine"
@SeldomPooper
11 жыл бұрын
"You people find your own river" :-D
@Vision_Voyagers
3 жыл бұрын
That's some quality father son time I gotta say.
@squashhead1374
4 жыл бұрын
If our society goes on for another million years there will never be a show as great as Seinfeld.
@skierprincessakify
Жыл бұрын
I agree
@Kruppt808
Жыл бұрын
i love Kramer always has obscure facts at the rdy.
@brahsumatra
2 жыл бұрын
“Over there that’s Brooklyn that’s where Spike Lee lives.” 😂
@jmh508
11 ай бұрын
"He just sunk like a stone, didn't he,"....I don't know why, but is one of my favorite lines in the show
@malatisaha9238
Жыл бұрын
"I saw couple of guys floating but they were there" Kramer just wants to swim even if he is surrounded by dead bodies.
@Hakuromatsu
12 жыл бұрын
0:30 BEST DAD EVER
@nikkimatheson66
11 жыл бұрын
That has got to be one of the funniest Kramer lines....He is a Legend..
@LivingTrancefully
12 жыл бұрын
no one can deliver like him
@ES-fg2bf
Жыл бұрын
“Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage.” Great writing.
@CelticNawabi
12 жыл бұрын
i hate it when i go snorkeling and it is crowded.
@smar3167
5 жыл бұрын
47 people need to find their own river
@caitlinkilkenny9433
Жыл бұрын
Oh my God i forgot about the technically Norfolk has more gross tonage line. I laugh out loud at just how casually he rolls right into the comment like it's obvious information that everyone knows. One of my favorite lines of his
@Saturnize7
4 жыл бұрын
0:37 Boy: "Hey there's a man swimming in the water!" Father: "No... That's probably just a dead body son. You see, when The Mob kills someone They throw the body in the river."
@nasim09021975
9 жыл бұрын
goodness gracious, Kramer cracks me up so much!! haha :D :D
@rstevens1836
2 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite episodes. 😆 but Is it true Norfolk has more gross tonnage?
@kennybegeske8824
3 жыл бұрын
That's is the funniest I ever heard that Kramer swimming
@daverogers5609
5 жыл бұрын
4 hours in this chomp and I'm a full inch taller.
@billythekidnax
5 жыл бұрын
"Find your own river" 😂 😂 😂
@grahamfloyd3451
4 жыл бұрын
They must have had so much fun shooting this episode lol
@CatchQueen
9 жыл бұрын
An absolute classic lol...just had a rather similar experience...immediately remembered this
@danieldougan269
8 жыл бұрын
You swam in the East River?
@CatchQueen
8 жыл бұрын
No. I went through a flabby-armed spanking-machine.
@justinlevine3936
7 жыл бұрын
Did the old guy die
@thagrammarnazi
7 жыл бұрын
David David Nah, he went to a retirement home in the sky.
@yadayada9581
6 жыл бұрын
Rotten Roy Yes
@mgtowtalk3402
6 жыл бұрын
He was in a rush to do so
@carmineagrigento8245
2 жыл бұрын
" I'm on the wrong floor again "😂😂
@jsp5544
2 жыл бұрын
"But they were out there"😂😂😂
@jeffrourke2322
5 жыл бұрын
"That's Brooklyn. That's where Spike Lee lives!"
@davidr.wilson8194
Жыл бұрын
If you really swam in the East River youd be in danger of a shark attack.It's mainly saltwater and sharks come in from New York Bay,sometimes.
@huskyfaninmass1042
10 ай бұрын
I understand it's not really a river.
@AWSOMEPOSSUM16
12 жыл бұрын
Yeah, she was. She gave birth to her son about a month after this episode aired.
@siimens73
11 жыл бұрын
I thought Elaine hated the smell of the East River ;)
@SkiKoala
3 жыл бұрын
Still makes me think of the episode where Kramer was tossed into the Hudson IN A SACK.
@cerealfamine1
Жыл бұрын
Also one of the funniest scenes in the show. Lol
@sanijkt
12 жыл бұрын
now that's a cool dad!
@MrGahbage1
5 жыл бұрын
1:12 Virginia represent!
@winsarun7916
8 жыл бұрын
it just a deadbody son. Wow that how my dad used to say when I ask when they a thing floating in the river
@wreid4life
5 жыл бұрын
This is exactly how I got into open Water swimming
@mrnargileh
11 жыл бұрын
Maannnn i'm on the wrong floor again! haha brilliant
@America100000able
11 жыл бұрын
LOL They are building a beach called Brooklyn Bridge Beach right next to the East River. Soon you will be able to swim like Kramer..........
@MzuMzu-nx1em
5 жыл бұрын
What a father, greatest educators ever ,
@kgomotsoericson4223
3 жыл бұрын
"They weren't moving much, but they were out there"😀
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