i was getting worried that she might have an inappropriate amount of freckles, but when she clarified that she didnt i was relieved
@blooms454
Жыл бұрын
Bro these comments have me in stitches this made me laugh so hard 😂
@goazer2
Жыл бұрын
A line like appropriate amount of freckles is the most woman writer line I've ever heard. I thought she was making a joke about writing a self insert character until I read the title.
@lyzziekelly
Жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@lyzziekelly
Жыл бұрын
@@blooms454 I actually chuckled too 🤣
@senthousand1000
Жыл бұрын
Nice comment
@juliee.7072
Жыл бұрын
"She smoked French cigarettes and sometimes she disappeared for days, but I knew she would always come back and I loved her for it, for her wild, mysterious nature"
@luvlysar
Жыл бұрын
That sounds like a Livin the Vida Loca lyric
@jordanrayne4779
Жыл бұрын
Alaska Young
@luvlysar
Жыл бұрын
@@jordanrayne4779 oh ok. I definitely just dated myself with my comment, lol
@weetzybat
Жыл бұрын
Can i read the rest of this tho
@immortaltillprovenmortal3240
Жыл бұрын
Bruh, this is basically the plot for Paper towns- by John Green
@AceYourbeloved
3 ай бұрын
“Her teeth were as white as white chocolate. If white chocolate was mildly yellow.”
@_StrayKidsForever_
3 ай бұрын
OMG THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE LOL
@calebchacon8977
2 ай бұрын
white chocolate is mildly yellow
@voxgoomba2745
Ай бұрын
"her teeth were as white as snow snow that got peed on"
@editinq_poppy
Ай бұрын
@@voxgoomba2745HELP IM CRYING LAPTOPS 😭😭
@Dwaekki_At_Heart
Ай бұрын
@@_StrayKidsForever_STAY!!❤
@liviiblahblah4359
Ай бұрын
"How men, 12 year old girls, and Colleen Hoover write women"
@lilyachernik942
Ай бұрын
😂
@aaronbolser9579
Ай бұрын
Exactly what I thought lol
@agustdrip1960
Ай бұрын
😂😂
@obvi.angell
22 күн бұрын
I’m 12 and this is exactly how I write my female characters as.😭 I’m sure it’s just a phase though, it’ll go soon.
@oliverzwatermelongum
19 күн бұрын
some girl in my class is reading colleen hoover , i just remembered
@ryliel5292
2 жыл бұрын
You gotta talk ab her chest if it’s from a male author 💀💀
@LemurG
2 жыл бұрын
"her heaving chest bounced with every step" 💀
@EcholocationX
2 жыл бұрын
@@LemurG she boobily breasted down the stairs and titted her coffee
@tails3904
2 жыл бұрын
@@EcholocationX Lmao
@JustAnotherLokiStan
2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@Andreaa_-_
2 жыл бұрын
@@EcholocationX Isn't that the desc of " r/MenWritingWomen"?
@Shinobuchaaaa
Жыл бұрын
"She was short and petite and weak. She was skinny but not too skinny ,she was curvy in the right amount and places... Her bright amber eyes and her honey like skin shined in the sun , making her look like a fallen angel....Her soft and bright smile with her rosey lips lit up the whole place . She looked like a enchanting princess. She looked no different from the models in the magazine , but she didn't care about things like that .. she was different .....she was .....unique .
@benzosiara
Жыл бұрын
THATS ON POINT
@nomecognome8737
Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure I've read this exact description before Lol
@Joseph_rma
Жыл бұрын
A "Fallen" Angel? loool
@439801RS
Жыл бұрын
(She was mine...)
@theyoungg1590
Жыл бұрын
Fallen angels… so a demon?
@Capella-fq9ul
3 ай бұрын
I love how the typing devolved into karate chopping the keyboard 😂
@laughingaardvark3128
24 күн бұрын
Not karate chopping. She was giving the laptop a massage. 😋
@chayamayekar6892
5 күн бұрын
Yes I also think that 😅
@EvelynnEndgame
2 ай бұрын
The coffee part is so true, here's a quote from a book I'm reading right now. "Nola was a lot taller than Birdie, had skin the colour of coffee with lots of cream stirred in" . . .
@_StrayKidsForever_
2 ай бұрын
“And that cream was human made”
@bake-kurage
2 ай бұрын
@@_StrayKidsForever_HEOP?
@_StrayKidsForever_
2 ай бұрын
@@bake-kurage indeed. ‘It was made from the softest, creamiest milk I had ever seen, in fact it was from my most recent interest…although I had never felt this way about anyone before..’
@SugarandSarcasm
Ай бұрын
😂
@Rose-ghostsnflowers
Ай бұрын
Tbf coffee with a lot of cream still takes on a darker color when stirred, like caramel? But then JUST USE CARAMEL AS AN EXAMPLE.
@extendedpotato
Жыл бұрын
"Not a single person noticed her" so that's how she stole all those hotel bibles without getting caught
@maddienickerson7183
Жыл бұрын
i thought it was because she looked like a ghost from how white she was lol
@specialfriend2061
Жыл бұрын
I would like you comment but it's at 666 likes rn
@kidvillain7094
Жыл бұрын
@@specialfriend2061 Just use your holy powers to relinquish this like button demon.
@kidvillain7094
Жыл бұрын
@@specialfriend2061 ✝️🛐
@cyanimation1605
Жыл бұрын
Makes you wonder how everyone called her "Abs" if no one noticed her
@JustCallMeEmily
Жыл бұрын
"Her name was Aurora Borealis, but everyone called her A Bore"
@Maya_hee
Жыл бұрын
Perfectly describes those protagonists to be fair.
@carag2567
Жыл бұрын
This should be pinned.
@skips_51
Жыл бұрын
lol
@terra9074
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DIED
@kananmatsuuralover
Жыл бұрын
You forgot to add "tion"
@diaismid
3 ай бұрын
wattpad writers: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!
@amanda45615
11 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@starliaghtsz8400
3 ай бұрын
Appropriate amount of freckles 🤣 I'm dead
@littlemrsmods7998
2 жыл бұрын
‘She didn’t need to wear make up like other girls because she was so unrealistically beautiful with absolutely flawless skin already’
@wetworms.
2 жыл бұрын
"she never shaved her arms or legs, they were naturally hairless. She had never pooped before, not even once."
@ynsmessybun9548
2 жыл бұрын
@@wetworms. plss not the pooping😭
@ABAO2009
2 жыл бұрын
Even her zits were perfect
@eniryuuoke7446
2 жыл бұрын
Kaitlyn W 🤣
@selvakumarn4683
2 жыл бұрын
@@ABAO2009 ah yes, the non-existent zits
@luckyDancer100
2 жыл бұрын
Usually the book description is “she was extremely plain,” but then Meghan Fox plays her in the movie version lmao.
@diamond_dogs
2 жыл бұрын
But she ugly and quirky cause she wore glasses tho
@Sniper-gz5cl
2 жыл бұрын
@@diamond_dogs dont forget that she wears her hair in a ponytail, so she can change it and remove the glasses to become hot and popular at around 40% of the movie because one of the popular kids, usually a boy, has to get together with her because of a dare or something similar just so she can have a "popular" new peer group who she thinks she belongs to now, but they are actually kind of mean, just to realize at 80% of the movie that her old friends she started to treat like shit are the real friends after she found out that the popular guy just cared for her becuase of a dare and she can get a 3. look that is a mix up of the ponytail glasses look and the sexy look and now at 95% of the movie she gets together with the guy who used her again because he caught feelings for her and she changed him for the better because thats how it works apparently and now everyone is happy ever after exept the "popular" peer group since she got revenge on them somehow.
@advait03
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sniper-gz5cl buddy this the plot of some Dhar Mann video
@advait03
2 жыл бұрын
Hermione in a nutshell
@unicornfabuloso
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sniper-gz5cl POV: you just finished watching she’s all that
@user-hj6zi8sn5e
2 ай бұрын
'She didn't care about appearances but was the most beautiful woman you'd ever see'
@AquaComputerVR
3 ай бұрын
"Her hands could move fast in a kitchen, because she spent most of her life there"
@nothankyou2949
20 күн бұрын
STOP 💀
@wastrelperv
3 күн бұрын
Wife material. 😍
@I-love-my-comrades
Күн бұрын
💀💀
@_.SpaghettiMuffins._
2 жыл бұрын
“Everyone calls her Abs” (10 minutes later) “no one noticed her” Does everyone know her or not?
@xxqueenofdarkness
2 жыл бұрын
They don't talk to her because she is .. Different. She doesn't fit in. Other girls talk behind her back. But everyone knows her and admires her secretly.
@PawsBoff
2 жыл бұрын
It's okay......'we' know her now..... (😂😂😂)
@ibtsamjadoh9988
2 жыл бұрын
@@xxqueenofdarkness "there's something just so special about her and only I know it. I know because I've spent the whole night under her bed......just watching...how beautiful she is"
@jamesacolatse7447
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Sora-cv6ds
2 жыл бұрын
@@ibtsamjadoh9988 💀💀💀
@jameshughes6355
12 күн бұрын
Is it weird that I'm enjoying all the different ways that Stanzi is miming typing the words
@user-rh5ge7lx5k
3 ай бұрын
Not her giving a massage to the laptop
@SparklesNJazz
Жыл бұрын
“She had no personality beyond shrugging and biting her lip, in fact she didn’t even say more than one word sentences, but she was unique. She was mysterious.”
@deondsouza2963
Жыл бұрын
She was Bella Swan.
@idontevenknowanymore3400
Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@ifellonaknife
Жыл бұрын
oh wait that's just me irl
@nr5755
Жыл бұрын
Bella vibes
@InParacosms
Жыл бұрын
maybe she's autistic 🤔
@favegossipgirl
Жыл бұрын
"everyone just called her abs" "not a single person noticed her"
@makbones3481
Жыл бұрын
😂
@elijahsmall5873
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@JuneKG231
Жыл бұрын
Woooow. U blowin my mind. Haha. I didnt put it together but its so true.
@thereccher8746
Жыл бұрын
These writers think "muscular women aren't part of the cultural beauty paradigm, and my attraction to them counts as a fetish, so it's not technically sexualizing them."
@synthearose
Жыл бұрын
“She had an appropriate amount of freckles.” “She ate lots of food but never gained any weight”. 😂😂😂
@sweetbabyboo5
10 күн бұрын
“She was like a cup of coffee” Me:👀👀👀👀👀👀 “With a lot of milk in it, she was White” Me: There it is 😂😂😂 Spot on
@karmaflavor3443
3 ай бұрын
That computer got one good massage.
@samanthafriginal3705
Жыл бұрын
"No one noticed her except for me" but then every male character they encounter becomes enamored with her
@ldm290b8
Жыл бұрын
And thus suddenly a threat that I have to defend, because she needed "protection" from all the trash that all other men are EXCEPT for me. 😅
@lele_noobzilla
Жыл бұрын
nobody notices her until her love interest does, then every man on earth loves her at first sign
@0mn1P4wn4g3
Жыл бұрын
That's actually the woman written YA version
@bleedinghearts4768
Жыл бұрын
@@ldm290b8 giving YOU vibes frfr
@unnatirathi23
Жыл бұрын
Fr 💀
@Khushu67
Жыл бұрын
Author: "typing normally" Her: "perform rituals on keyboard"
@TomEyeTheSFMguy
Жыл бұрын
Keyboard Massage.
@salit3749
Жыл бұрын
she really said 🧙
@x_kobalt
Жыл бұрын
Forbidden technique of hidden character comparison
@Emmicuda
Жыл бұрын
It's the best part lmao
@commandercaptain4664
Жыл бұрын
Cthulhu typeset.
@ouchtor
2 ай бұрын
As a dude, I approve of this video. I laughed my ass off 😭😭😭
@obvi.angell
22 күн бұрын
LOL😭😭😭
@alexosuzu6943
3 ай бұрын
I feel so called out because *I* take hotel bibles and make arts and crafts with them😭
@guttedcandi7230
3 ай бұрын
Aurora Borealis?
@contagiousremorse
2 ай бұрын
do....people refer to you as Abs?
@6teenfan
2 ай бұрын
do you have an appropriate amount of freckles?
@_StrayKidsForever_
2 ай бұрын
I’m reading an ass amount of questions here
@MizaelSantos-hp8mi
2 ай бұрын
Are you a natural beauty and not like the other girls?
@davidmohan1095
Жыл бұрын
I love that everyone called her "Abs" but "no one noticed her". 10 out of 10
@starfruitiger
Жыл бұрын
👏🏽
@jlms69
11 ай бұрын
By "everyone", he means him.
@G3E007
11 ай бұрын
this is an example of the importance of reading after finishing writting... i dont think that was made deliberately
@camradrip3730
11 ай бұрын
You know, there's such a thing as a metaphor.
@mamorumobushi2217
11 ай бұрын
@@camradrip3730and that's not an example🤡
@1tst1g3rx0
26 күн бұрын
NAH SHE WAS GIVING THE KEYBOARD A FULL ON MASSAGE THERAPY APPOINTMENT I CANT and as a writer ish and reader i can confirm this is mostly true 😭
@DDofLove
Ай бұрын
I love how she started massaging the laptop. It was getting very stressed out. Thank you😮💨
@msalexxa2012
2 жыл бұрын
“She even cut her own hair…” “Not a single person noticed her, except for me, I noticed her hair line wasn’t even.”
@AngryZukoHere
2 жыл бұрын
Bro this actually made me laugh out loud
@umitencho
2 жыл бұрын
Breathes
@darkstarr984
Жыл бұрын
“Not a single person noticed her, except for me, because I could see her bra band sitting so high on her back it’s ridiculous you really really need a different bra and I don’t want to sound like a creep it just drives me crazy how uncomfortable that’s got to be.”
@b5lovermore
Жыл бұрын
@@AngryZukoHere LOL me too 🤦🏾♀️
@DarlingMissDarling
Жыл бұрын
@@darkstarr984 sweet Jesus, when I tell you how I just hollared... 😆 10/10👍
@vaefields5472
Жыл бұрын
“except for me, i noticed her” “because i’m a stalker”
@frogonthebikeheh
Жыл бұрын
Well that's a plot twist
@kittencohort1766
Жыл бұрын
True
@lilychu2453
Жыл бұрын
Ohhh that's a good plot for a story
@kiyomi4081
Жыл бұрын
@@frogonthebikehehthinking about it, listening to this sounds stalker-ish 🫢
@priscillajimenez27
Жыл бұрын
I noticed her. even if she didn't notice me. she couldn't notice me because then my cover would be blown. and I'd have to kidnap or kill her
@mickeyhadley4281
Ай бұрын
In the movie As Good As It Gets, Jack Nicholson’s character is a celebrated author who has this nasty but funny line when asked by a female how he writes his female characters so accurately: “I write the character as if it were a man then take away all accountability and reason.”
@DELottProductions
8 күн бұрын
Aurora borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen.
@Dailyfiver
9 ай бұрын
“Her eyes were like stars. Not because they twinkled, but because they were so far apart.”
@BrianLocke
9 ай бұрын
That's hilarious.
@TheHiddenRealities
9 ай бұрын
I just survived a tornado, TODAY, and this is so funny I just about shit laughing. Thanks man.
@Dailyfiver
9 ай бұрын
@@TheHiddenRealities I’m glad you’re okay dude! We had tornado sirens last week out here in Michigan too! Comedy always helps 🤘
@DaSunfish
9 ай бұрын
This made me laugh so hard
@Dailyfiver
9 ай бұрын
@@DaSunfish I’m so very glad
@lunathemoon64
2 жыл бұрын
“She was different.” Basically any author writing a female character.
@Undefinedde
2 жыл бұрын
ikr
@Vexarax
2 жыл бұрын
A recent one I listened to on audiobook was Girl on the Train and it was pretty good because the main character was an alcoholic who had put on a lot of weight who sort of spied on people out the train windows. She was idolizing some other chick who was super pretty, but the chick turned out to be a real mess herself. No one was 'special' at the end of the day and it was actually a pretty good story. I like it when people can just be people, even if they're hiding secrets or whatever. I definitely notice the difference between that and say, Harlan Coben females. Every female he writes is 'so special and unique and only the main male character could appreciate how special and unique she is' and yeah she stuffs her face with food and never gains an ounce of fat on her perfect slim supermodel body which is so sweet and endearing, and doesn't wear makeup which only accentuates her natural stunning beauty, haha. and he was the only man who could truly love her of course :p
@hinamiravenroot7162
2 жыл бұрын
Who would read a book about a normal girl doing uninteresting daily activities?
@Vexarax
2 жыл бұрын
@@hinamiravenroot7162 it's a fine line. Because ordinary people, with flaws and problems etc, can still end up in crazy situations or on the run from the law or learning magic or whatever depending on the genre. It's when you make the character perfect in every way to the extent it's unrealistic, and even their flaws are just cute little quirks, then make the crazy stuff happen to them - it's just too much and makes a book pretty boring for many people, mostly because it's so unrealistic? It's not about the activities they're doing, but about how the person is being characterized if that makes sense :)
@ZachariahMBaird
2 жыл бұрын
Basically any author writing any character.
@evok3226
11 күн бұрын
I read a lot of women who wrote other women like that
@VictorZucchini
18 күн бұрын
Literally laughed out loud in the end of it. So menlike writing 😂
@party_hardy
10 ай бұрын
“she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily”
@ypanso
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂33😂😂😂😂3
@cheyblake2475
10 ай бұрын
what was the last sentence?! 😆
@froo5667
10 ай бұрын
@@cheyblake2475The last sentence was "she females femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily" hope this helps
@uh3610
10 ай бұрын
She exclaimed, "it's feminining time" as she feminimed all over the place.
@teamblack204
10 ай бұрын
"Be a good kid and don't forget to breast your breasts while you're breasting"
@hoseokismyhope3351
2 жыл бұрын
"not a single person noticed her, except for me" accurate but i bet you there'll still be at least 5 scenes of everyone in the room turning their heads and whispering about her natural beauty, some random guy hitting on her, some variant of SA that is offensively downplayed, multiple comments on her body by random male characters who just have to let the protag know how hot his companion is
@cassettetape7643
2 жыл бұрын
bUt hE's ThE onE tHat sEes HeR inSiDes! ... Hold on-
@random_meta
2 жыл бұрын
@@cassettetape7643 imagining a series about a guy with x-ray vision, literally falling for the girl with the healthiest insides 🤔
@caradanellemcclintock8178
2 жыл бұрын
And she will be so innocent and naive that she won't notice they are hitting on her and she just doesn't realize how attractive she really is and as he would be a knockout if she tried as little
@solitairelyrics
2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of You for some reason.
@VladGrim
2 жыл бұрын
@@random_meta Husband material, literally 😂
@Chevronsevenlocked
2 ай бұрын
The hand movements are top tier
@user-vh1pn9ks6v
Жыл бұрын
She was not like other girls. While most girls have two legs, she had four. Her fur was always glowing and her tail always swung with beautiful natural energy. I love my cat ❤
@triumphaladarkshadow4388
Жыл бұрын
She was not like other girls. Instead of borrowing and never returning my sweaters, she just sat on them. While they were still in the closet, of course.
@cinchro
Жыл бұрын
She isn't t like other girls. While most girls would key my car she claws at my favorite chair. I too love my cat.
@doggo6517
Жыл бұрын
Unlike other girls, who would yell at me when I got home form work, she would yell at me when I got home from work. But in a cat way.
@S0meRandomPerson
Жыл бұрын
- She is not like any other girls. She always playing hard to get. Whenever I call out her name, she would never come to me. She never even bother to look at me. I even try calling out her name while shaking a box of food but, the result are still the same. She can't be bought by anything, not even food! Though, that make her a brave, unique, strong independent woman. I truly love my cat. (Oh my stars, I didn't notice how long I actually wrote this and this litreally turn into a freaking paragraph. I apologise for that.)
@commandercaptain4664
Жыл бұрын
She was not like other girls. Most girls would chew me out for doing things they wouldn’t approve. But my cat girl would only chew on my face when I died. She was courteous and patient like that, always staring at me, willing death upon me, despite the hearty heap of tuna I left in her bowl everyday.
@barbaral.7221
2 жыл бұрын
The “she’s not like the other girls” while she looks completely average and has the most average interests ever is on point
@emilycook7628
2 жыл бұрын
Literally like 90% wear makeup lol
@pebblegrindelwald6593
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr lol
@divadiya2151
2 жыл бұрын
Ifkrrrr
@alexprajzu5766
2 жыл бұрын
@teehee Right!? Don't you just love to make origami swans with your friends or family from the hotel bibles you've collected that month? IKR!🤩🤩
@Chaoticgoodcryptid2319
2 жыл бұрын
Personality has left the chat...
@HeronCoyote1234
Күн бұрын
I love the way you’re “typing” on the pad/keyboard.
@Forever_alone-but-not-lonely
2 ай бұрын
"she was 22 and 4'5, she was short and fragile"
@skydecay69
Ай бұрын
“fragile in terms of thinness , yet no alot , i dont care , she also had a rare disease which stops the growth of her hair of hands and legs **only** ”
@ElleeDraws
2 жыл бұрын
"she didn't wear makeup because she isn't like other girls" i want to hear a story where the protagonist actually does wear makeup tbh
@zhongli9073
2 жыл бұрын
I wanna see them struggle to put on eyeliner every morning lol. It'd be nice to have an mc who's relatable like that
@ElleeDraws
2 жыл бұрын
@@zhongli9073 hell yeah, that'd genuinely be very cool
@sophia2474
2 жыл бұрын
@@zhongli9073 yeah and every girl in every movie apparently wakes up with a full face or makeup
@Joee003
2 жыл бұрын
Picture that: the whole story unfolds because one day, she wakes up and finds out that she's out of mascara, once her whole face is already on. I'd read it.
@insertchannelname1223
2 жыл бұрын
Tbh makeup is normal for many of the ppl who wear it, so the mc would prob. not even mention
@derekwestbrook9383
2 жыл бұрын
“Everyone called her abs” “she wasn’t noticeable to anyone” it really do be conflicting
@flameepidemic4839
2 жыл бұрын
Probably meant like the one friend she has and her parents and i can bet her parents are abusive which is why shes so different 😂
@comradeleppi2000
2 жыл бұрын
@@flameepidemic4839 😂 this one
@Mystery9870
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly tho I think I'd notice someone if people called them "ABS" of all names
@DanDCool
2 жыл бұрын
Oh right lol
@ShayerSUtsho
2 жыл бұрын
add "because she was different" to the list of contradictions xD
@sugarbaby1974
13 күн бұрын
The typing hands getting more and more outrageous - the chopping got me like XD
@HeyImTalbot
Ай бұрын
I love how they write about women wearing vintage t-shirts with bands on the or whatever, but when we actually wear them, they freak out and are like “Oh my god! Name 3 songs, metal music is for men only.” Blah blah blah, it’s so annoying
@coena9377
2 жыл бұрын
“Her skin was like a cup of coffee that was mostly milk because she was white.” That made me laugh. Not exhale out of my nose, but like properly laugh. Peak comedy.
@cinderleaves3949
2 жыл бұрын
“Quick we need a way to describe someone’s skintone in the most complicated way possible!” “Compare them to coffee with extra steps!” “Perfect!”
@spectre9340
2 жыл бұрын
No but fr they always describe girls having olive or tan skin but they're never a woman of color 😂
@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx
2 жыл бұрын
I chuckled at that, too! You can't make this shit up 😂
@tyneekaw15
2 жыл бұрын
SAME! 🤣
@khxliakhxlia3605
2 жыл бұрын
As soon as they said coffee skin I was like holdup they actually have someone with dark skin in a book?! Then they said lots of milk I just chuckled. I should have known lol
@OwOpepsi
11 ай бұрын
"No one else noticed her. Except for me. I noticed her. Because I was stalking her."
@StarAnimationsBr
10 ай бұрын
Lol
@Some_username-zo3rs
10 ай бұрын
Oh damn I lowkey want to read that honestly
@thebinlgbtisbabadook7832
10 ай бұрын
😅😂
@kikithepupper6774
10 ай бұрын
"Hey.. You"
@TheLonelyGhostArt
10 ай бұрын
STAHP IM USING THAT-
@Dawn__sae611
28 күн бұрын
They way she went from fake- typing to massaging and caressing it💀
@farsha-cp6et
2 ай бұрын
This also sounds like that quirky heroine in every teenager's YA novel
@JessiDeerSims
Жыл бұрын
You forget to mention her perfect C cups, shimmering blue orbs, and her tan and toned legs. Her hair was thick and blonde and fell like a perfect curtain down her back. She had such perfect hair, there was never a split end or a tangle. She never had to brush her hair, and she woke up in the morning with a dewy glow, bronzer and mascara already applied by the makeup fairies the night before. Oh and she was a 25 year old virgin nympho too.
@SilverLady52
Жыл бұрын
The makeup fairies 😂😂😂
@Daisy_518
Жыл бұрын
The specificity😩
@JessiDeerSims
Жыл бұрын
@@Daisy_518 🤣🤣
@chapablo
Жыл бұрын
I would like to know more about her boo- about her.
@Aeimos
Жыл бұрын
Nice writing! Exactly! Although I can go without the "bronze" as White as snow legs are preferable. The Whiter the better. Low melanin = nectar of the gods.
@Faysight00
Жыл бұрын
"Not a single person noticed her" My guy that's called ✨imaginary✨
@xdan-
Жыл бұрын
All fictional characters are imaginary.
@RacingSnails64
Жыл бұрын
LOL good point
@crystal_isha
Жыл бұрын
✨delusion✨
@ShadesMF
Жыл бұрын
My brother you have ✨schizophrenia✨
@urieldaboamorte
Жыл бұрын
@@crystal_isha convince yourself ✨
@soukoku-queen
3 ай бұрын
I love how you just gave up on typing and just started to move your hands in all sorts of different directions😂😂😂 I love all your content and find it really funny and entertaining to watch❤
@mickeymadmouse
11 күн бұрын
Women writing female character: She was so beautiful, she was a slaying queen. She dressed well and used a lot of makeup, but not to impress people but for herself. Arriving home she always cleaned the makeup, took down the annoying shoes and changed to ugly pijamas. Its cuz she dont have anymore to impress anyone. Queen!
@__hireath__
2 жыл бұрын
“she was just unique like that” *massages the computer*
@user-pt5cl2ro6f
2 жыл бұрын
_I can't breathh_
@Space_Is_Silent
2 жыл бұрын
I'm dieing- 🤣
@matybaybump4565
2 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@gunny4394
2 жыл бұрын
Massages the computer randomly.
@nevermind6786
2 жыл бұрын
Now THATS unique.
@queerparadox8328
2 жыл бұрын
She's full out massaging the keyboard over here lmao.
@kastlescove
2 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest comment ever 😭
@nehaharikrishnan4346
2 жыл бұрын
I swear! That is so funny, had me crying 😂
@tyepie8807
2 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooo THATS ALL I WAS LOOKING AT😂
@cearapearson8752
2 жыл бұрын
I thought she was just typing until I looked again and nearly died 🤣
@teaatnight5662
2 жыл бұрын
HOW DID YOU READ MY MIND?!?!😭
@Woof_rainbow
3 ай бұрын
I get “star-girl” vibes from this lol
@victorayomikun68
2 ай бұрын
Ikr,omg i need to rewatch that movie
@Eila-fp7tb
2 ай бұрын
Not her massaging the computer 😂
@beanlord4795
2 жыл бұрын
“An appropriate amount of freckles” ????
@bigpulgalokes
2 жыл бұрын
It’s with people now adding fake freckles in make up looks but the right amount, just enough to look pretty but not too much because that’s too much freckles
@serene3175
2 жыл бұрын
@@bigpulgalokes there’s no such thing as too many freckles lmao. they’re just melanin spots that people used to hate and are now drawing onto their skin
@bigpulgalokes
2 жыл бұрын
@@serene3175 i'm being sarcastic. I'm saying beauty bloggers who add freckles to be quirky, but they add the right about because they don't actually want too many freckles, that would be an imperfection and you know they don't want that.
@vanessasmacedo
2 жыл бұрын
@@serene3175 people know what freckles are lmao
@StarryLotusSkies
2 жыл бұрын
I've always loved freckles. I wish I had freckles or red hair or different colored eyes, also I raised an eyebrow at " an appropriate amount of freckles ". There is no such things as an appropriate amount for physical features.
@emiliehh.12
Жыл бұрын
If they're describing a black girl they just say: "Her skin was like dark chocolate"
@arianadejesus7
Жыл бұрын
literally like “she was my smooth, creamy, milk chocolate, lightskin princess” 😟
@theblondeone181
Жыл бұрын
@@arianadejesus7 its damn near impossible to find a white male author describe a dark skin woman creatively, if at all
@renegadeprism42
Жыл бұрын
I mean, how would u guys describe a black woman then?
@lordtengens4thwife165
Жыл бұрын
@@renegadeprism42 by not using food for her skin color. White women are described by their features. Why aren't black women described that way too? The first thing that's mentioned is skin color and it's always chocolate
@renegadeprism42
Жыл бұрын
@@lordtengens4thwife165 i think i framed my previous comment incorrectly, i wasn't saying that describing them as 'chocolate' is not awkward or a bit weird but rather what othe ready can be used to describe them, also, even white girls in many books are described by objects like moon(in cn) and sun, so i think it's just an overused line that hasn't been found an alternative of
@poppothedoggo
2 ай бұрын
Lolll the typing I’m dead 😭😭😭
@JackCry.420
2 ай бұрын
As a male writer I usually just write them like actual human beings
@alliesoapway1076
2 жыл бұрын
"She collected hotel bibles." Translation: "She stole hotel bibles."
@FirePrank6
2 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact the main company that supplies hotel chains with those bibles made a statement where they consider it a "success" when a hotel bible is taken.
@alliesoapway1076
2 жыл бұрын
@@FirePrank6That's interesting. Only company I know that is happy with stealing.
@pookpook3891
2 жыл бұрын
@@FirePrank6 I'm more confused by the fact an hotel would have Bibles...
@thomas.thomas
2 жыл бұрын
@@pookpook3891 I'm more confused how a hotel wouldn't have the word of God in every room
@axeldeporte4073
2 жыл бұрын
@@thomas.thomas Some of us live in secular countries
@John-cq3py
Жыл бұрын
I read a book where the author was describing a girl's "virgin legs".
@CogSpartan
Жыл бұрын
This one has access to citrus. No rickets or bow legs
@bunnybox3352
Жыл бұрын
Can someone look at my legs and tell i’m *not* a virgin??? do they change with sex??
@theAisle14panda
Жыл бұрын
@@bunnybox3352 Nope and nope.
@weetzybat
Жыл бұрын
@@CogSpartan 😆😂
@hoshismadnessindontlie8635
Жыл бұрын
🤮
@Manisocute
24 күн бұрын
“She collected hotel bibles “ I don’t think the hotel staff like her
@noahdeabler3617
2 ай бұрын
I love how the typing slowly turned into mindless tapping. That was my favorite part
@LeanneKrv
Жыл бұрын
I love how she went from fake typing to gently massaging the laptop.
@ILoveGrungeFrogs
Жыл бұрын
Same I thought I was the only one who noticed 😭😭😭
@lunaneila
Жыл бұрын
Yes hahaha! It gives me _I'm typing whatever BS coming through my mind_ vibe!
@JosephParker7
Жыл бұрын
@@ILoveGrungeFrogs Because it was different
@ILoveGrungeFrogs
Жыл бұрын
@@JosephParker7 💀💀
@ahandl3
Жыл бұрын
that's how unique girls type duh
@user-ps7yn1xk8c
11 ай бұрын
“She had a rare disease that stopped her from growing hair in her legs and arms but allowed to her to grow it on her head, eyelashes and eyebrows.”
@MeowOnTheInternet
11 ай бұрын
LMAO
@doyouwannab7469
11 ай бұрын
She had alexandrias genesis
@liv1ngdeadgirl
11 ай бұрын
and natural purple eyes
@Lumberjack_king
11 ай бұрын
@@liv1ngdeadgirlok thats just anime logic
@ssen7857
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Morhan_Jehnez
2 ай бұрын
'An appropriate amount of freckles' 🗿
@Moon8pie
3 ай бұрын
I love the part where she “actually” types something lol but it was such a funny video 😂😂
@senoir.
2 жыл бұрын
The whole book would be a "Not like other girls" anthem, an (abs)olute classic
@sanika4150
2 жыл бұрын
I see what u did there 😂
@leep7136
2 жыл бұрын
God I can't XDDDD
@cindywam-z8220
Жыл бұрын
Took me out 😂😭😭
@oleanders55
8 ай бұрын
" Her smile was like the sun. Not because it lit his day; because it was yellow. "
@AnnaAlderink
7 ай бұрын
lmfaooo 🤣
@moonlight.flowernight
7 ай бұрын
Lol🤣
@convulsiive
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Paint_the_sky_yours
7 ай бұрын
I don't like being called out like that. 😅
@singingcat02
7 ай бұрын
That’s a very good one
@stary-girl
2 ай бұрын
Thats an amazing impression of someone using a keyboard
@ZebraOnYourNose
11 күн бұрын
AURORA BOREALIS? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR? AT THIS TIME OF DAY? IN THIS PARTOF THE COUNTRY? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR NOVEL?
@Colorlightt
8 күн бұрын
Yes~!
@ZebraOnYourNose
8 күн бұрын
@@Colorlightt ...may I read it?
@Pining_for_the_fjords
7 күн бұрын
@@ZebraOnYourNoseNo
@R0L0s
Жыл бұрын
She was different. She didnt get her period so she didnt act hysterical like all women do, yet she could still bear a child.
@deaa.9292
Жыл бұрын
THIS
@esperanza___
Жыл бұрын
Hysterical😂😂🤣
@courtneyj9906
Жыл бұрын
I wish that was me lol. I’d love to have no period yet still have kids lol.
@mcbedo6568
Жыл бұрын
@@courtneyj9906 idk if you'd want that once you find out the actual harm lack of period does to our actual body and health, not having period doesn't only mean inability to bear children. It's terrifying once i learnt about it.
@eh8778
Жыл бұрын
@@mcbedo6568 okay but Can I get mc Donalds
@MC-yg1mq
2 жыл бұрын
The whole fake typing had me rolling, especially when she just gives up and basically starts to massage the laptop
@chako-chips...849
2 жыл бұрын
JAKFKWD
@DearReaderReadAloud
2 жыл бұрын
There is no laptop it's just a desk 😂
@mynameisstolen
2 жыл бұрын
@@DearReaderReadAloud 😐
@3starsburningbright
2 жыл бұрын
KARATE CHOP THE KEYBOARD
@bi.fruitsalad
2 жыл бұрын
@@3starsburningbright yess 😂
@SolarEquinoxOfficial
14 күн бұрын
Let me make the first sentence better- Her name was like an aurora borealis, rare and mesmerising, and something you wouldn’t forget.
@vivianno1564
3 ай бұрын
"and would cut the pages out to make origami swans" *Continues to chop up the computer*
@thesaurus8124
Жыл бұрын
“Her eyes were blue-green orbs with flecks of gold in them”
@daikonnn822
Жыл бұрын
O R B S
@jelly3800
Жыл бұрын
"Her eyes were bright, sparkling green gems, full of light. But inside those pupils, I can vividly see a fragment of myself in them, 'Perhaps she also went through the same pain...? No, she was liked by everyone, regardless of status, age or gender, she wouldn't experience those difficulties...'. I failed to notice that saddened gaze, I hope I saw them sooner..."
@Pink_pr1ncess
Жыл бұрын
@@jelly3800 aww man I was hoping that the paragraph was longer. This sounds like an interesting story
@marceldawn0_o
Жыл бұрын
@@jelly3800 I actually like how this was written
@gunwooks_planet
Жыл бұрын
the fanfic writers are screaming rn
@oskarshima
Жыл бұрын
The amount of times I’ve seen something like “Her chest bounced in surprise” written is crazy-
@maryjanehansen7947
Жыл бұрын
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEEEAN
@caseyhall2320
Жыл бұрын
Well...we know where those author's minds were at....
@olmostgudinaf8100
Жыл бұрын
Wow, what kind of literature do you people read? I have literally *never* seen that sentence before.
@sloth8866
Жыл бұрын
@@olmostgudinaf8100 ;)
@wren3695
Жыл бұрын
@@olmostgudinaf8100 allow me to introduce you to wattpad-
@yas-per
3 күн бұрын
The hotel bibles thing is honestly a banging idea
@user-ur5iw6pt4d
Ай бұрын
Stanzi: Casually gives computer full body deep tissue massage
@ryleemaher1238
2 жыл бұрын
Nobody is talking about how she just COMPLETELY gives up trying to type and just starts chopping and massaging the laptop 😂
@doriot543
2 жыл бұрын
I cracked when she gave up fake typing
@yayahicks3829
2 жыл бұрын
The karate Chop typing had me CACKLING
@caitlynguthrie5641
2 жыл бұрын
Me: oh okay that makes so much sense 💀
@Jeyika
2 жыл бұрын
I always notice that into movies but right now she's making it look so funny
@jacindacrous2249
2 жыл бұрын
It's the only I came to the comments!!
@awwbuteww2376
2 жыл бұрын
I love how she goes from typing to tapping and chopping lmao 😭
@Ashley-ju4qd
Жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😂
@misschaudarie7333
Жыл бұрын
and circular motions lol
@EvilGremlin100
Жыл бұрын
To "PS1 graphics" level of just slapping the keys with her whole hand
@Lulu_sasa1989
2 ай бұрын
Ngl soman chainani did so well on writing agatha and sophie
@AImaniaX
19 сағат бұрын
Omg I love this! 😂❤
@seekittycat
Жыл бұрын
"She didn't care about things like looks, she cares about WWII plane engines, back yard wrestling and video games, which is coincidentally things I care about."
@AvatarJian
Жыл бұрын
:(
@rutuqueen2672
Жыл бұрын
She was like one of the boys
@melissasaint3283
Жыл бұрын
Although, lmao, Have you ever seen organized "backyard" wrestling? Viewing it would never be my hobby, but It really should be seen at least once in life. It's insane.
@melissasaint3283
Жыл бұрын
@@rutuqueen2672 "she was exactly like my best friend Will, except in a hot girl's body that no one but me noticed except when I need them to notice so I feel how lucky"
@pierogue
Жыл бұрын
@@melissasaint3283 “she was exactly like my best friend Will, except in a hot girl’s body so that no one calls me gay for liking those traits”
@ArtistJane
Жыл бұрын
“She had an hourglass figure, but a completely flat stomach, and an appropriate height that complimented me, as I am 5’8”.”
@monideepamitra7622
Жыл бұрын
Short king 💪
@yusataslim3666
Жыл бұрын
As a male I can confirm that "hourglass figure, but a completely flat stomach, ..." lol
@VictorZucchini
18 күн бұрын
Also the little kung-fu on the keyboard “typing” it - hilarious. 😆
@Mcpaimon-nuggets-rt3mc
3 ай бұрын
loving how stanzi just stops actually typing in only like 10 seconds
@konfuzzzled
2 жыл бұрын
this literally every Wattpad story ever 💀
@zainabk.m.3236
2 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves more likes 😩
@samsonoak9653
2 жыл бұрын
Fair enough dude
@vinniewhiteout8052
2 жыл бұрын
As a Wattpad writer imma have to disagree. Not because you're wrong, but because I've read stories that are hundreds of times worse at descriptions. Trust me. This is too good to be Wattpad.
@zainabk.m.3236
2 жыл бұрын
@@vinniewhiteout8052 I'm totally speachless 🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 well said 👌🏻
@roxirock5455
2 жыл бұрын
@@vinniewhiteout8052 you had us in the first part
@Aztechaemenid
2 жыл бұрын
"Her skin was like a cup of coffee, that was mostly milk because she was white." Can somebody find my shit? I lost it right here.
@chopotronichappiness8917
2 жыл бұрын
here ya go mate 🤏
@FadazMada
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe white coffee
@kim7990
2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@SavageBunnyGetMoney
2 жыл бұрын
" The Hot Chick that was Italian or maybe some type of Spanish "😹😹😹
@miguelpadeiro762
2 жыл бұрын
That box over there stinks, might be there, I sure as hell am not checking it though
@SugarandSarcasm
Ай бұрын
Writer workshop: write what you know! Male author writing female character: I don't know that
@Chickenface12345
3 ай бұрын
The shiatsu massage on the keyboard is what does it for me.
@NovelTeaOne
2 жыл бұрын
She was average height not too tall and not too short, her shape was like a perfect hourglass, her breasts reminded me of two perfectly modest grapefruits, her small waist and curvy hips complimented her voluptuous figure which tapered down to her petite shoes, which happened to be converse high tops. She couldn't see how beautiful she was, but I could, I was that only one who could see her for the true jewel she is.
@eloisegodet7022
2 жыл бұрын
The accuracy makes me feel sick
@RhythmAddictedState
2 жыл бұрын
People who compare breasts to fruits make me sick 😂😭
@XiELEd4377
2 жыл бұрын
@@RhythmAddictedState people who compare everything about a person to food just makes me feel like they're a cannibal
@vanyel_etc8695
2 жыл бұрын
Writer: "she had no idea how beautiful she was" Also the writer: "she went to the gym every day"
@aestheticcat8976
2 жыл бұрын
@@XiELEd4377 LOL 🤣😂
@acehealer4212
2 жыл бұрын
“She was different from other girls, but like different in a way that is appealing to me, not like TOO different in a way that would be off-putting for me. Also I’ve never made friends with a woman in my life, so I don’t really know what makes her ‘different’ anyway.”
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