As a Canadian, this is like watching a game of hockey. Aggressive, competitive, and you can’t tell what’s going on half the time.
@amieperkins4933
3 жыл бұрын
yes we ride a moose from our igloos to hockey school
@sugarrmoon
3 жыл бұрын
For real. As a Canadian too, wtf is happening to America? Like, yall good?
@arctik2596
3 жыл бұрын
this is so true
@stargazer1998
3 жыл бұрын
@@sugarrmoon i'm from western Washington. so close to...yet so far from...a country that knows what it's doing...
@talismanbutihadtomakeitlonger
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@emberjenkins8903
3 жыл бұрын
I forgot this was r/Facepalm and not just political memes and got so confused when there was a randok meme about sugar and lawsuits
@oportozyx4752
3 жыл бұрын
Random*
@limitedarcturus9389
3 жыл бұрын
ikr me too lmao
@phoenix8276
3 жыл бұрын
I sadly will not be liking this comment since it is at 420 likes
@shurik3nz346
3 жыл бұрын
Facepalm is basically r/politics
@lenasworld6827
3 жыл бұрын
Probs because trump is so stupid-
@noahbenard9404
3 жыл бұрын
I vote that any running president must take the 8th grade constitution test and are required to get 100%.
@jeffcarroll6553
2 жыл бұрын
That is several bars too high if you want a president
@exister._.5086
2 жыл бұрын
Most of the 21st century presidents cannot even get %60
@FluidTomato-iq9vl
2 жыл бұрын
I agree, we wouldn’t have a sleepy joe
@mamaluigi1438
2 жыл бұрын
@@FluidTomato-iq9vl Or an orange man
@jakekneega7400
2 жыл бұрын
@@FluidTomato-iq9vl I would rather him sleep the day away than file for bankruptcy 6 times, consistently lie and make life worse for the average American, and be the centerpiece of the stupidest conspiracy scandal since "We're gonna storm Area 51"
@MM-sx7zs
3 жыл бұрын
I see a whole lot of "I'm not American, I don't know what's going on or why", and I'd like to say that I'm American, and I *still* don't know what's happening. I'd hazard that a whole lot of us in the US are just sitting here with a blank-face going, "Are you serious? Really? They did that? They weren't *arrested* for that? Da fuq?"
@coodoritos
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, I can relate to this comment on a *S P I R I T U A L* level
@DeathDealer_1021
3 жыл бұрын
*Y E S*
@ididitlikethis2273
3 жыл бұрын
Im american, i stared into the abyss and the abyss did alot more then stare back.
@sunnydasheep
3 жыл бұрын
Dear Non-Americans, *S E N D H E L P*
@jabber7604
3 жыл бұрын
yes
@rimiluvr3360
3 жыл бұрын
“maybe i’ll have to leave the country, i don’t know.” Panic spreading across the globe
@depressedshadow8205
3 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for whatever country has to deal with him
@SpairM
3 жыл бұрын
@@depressedshadow8205 hopefully he doesn’t choose Denmark
@rimiluvr3360
3 жыл бұрын
@@onehealthpoint7643 No please i live in canada he can go to the UK
@lilmao4482
3 жыл бұрын
Despair
@funpersonakaebw1110
3 жыл бұрын
@@onehealthpoint7643 dang it, I was gonna move to Canada! New Zealand here I come...
@thermophile1695
3 жыл бұрын
In my English class, we're supposed to write our essay supporting a position we disagree with. Mine is about how the election was rigged.
@tacocats2244
3 жыл бұрын
Show them! SHOW THEM ALL THE TRUTH!!! kzitem.info/news/bejne/pZCc4H53jXaei6g Edit: this comment is cringe
@56jmack
2 жыл бұрын
@@tacocats2244 yes, they found voter fraud, mainly republicans fraudulently casting votes for traitor trump
@KittenUndercover
2 жыл бұрын
@@tacocats2244 whooooooosh!!!
@tacocats2244
2 жыл бұрын
@@56jmack ok question: why do you still believe Joe? Also, Voter fraud has always been for both parties, in every election there is always voter fraud no matter who it is. The difference is that, this time it got out of hand and the fraud was in the millions
@56jmack
2 жыл бұрын
@@tacocats2244 smoke your pipe and stop talking shi&e, have you got a doctor? probably because you can't afford one, the GOP made sure of that, have you ever wondered how insurance investors can
@wd3185
3 жыл бұрын
I remember one of my family members telling me towards the end of December that Trump would remain President, Biden would be arrested, and that each Trump family member would be two-term Presidents after Donald. I enjoyed asking them if they read the news Jan. 21st.
@jimmymcgill5072
3 жыл бұрын
Every Trump Supporter: "IF BIDEN WINS I'LL LEAVE THE COUNTRY" Everybody else: *ok*
@nightshade9184
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty funny since people said they move to Canada if Trump won. Proves how dumb the 2 party system can be
@conchurfitzsimons570
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many people actually did it
@nightshade9184
3 жыл бұрын
@@conchurfitzsimons570 I know many celebrities who said it and they are still in America. 🤷♀️
@jimmymcgill5072
3 жыл бұрын
@@conchurfitzsimons570 Sadly not much
@kbyrnenc
3 жыл бұрын
@@nightshade9184 2016 or 2020? they seem like the same thing, someone losing saying it was a rigged election then people say they are gonna leave the country but don't
@scoriaBlvd778
3 жыл бұрын
“r/facepalm american edition” nothing changed
@josef-ralfdwerlkotte8333
3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@Mothman_The_Moth
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@thesteamengineer442
3 жыл бұрын
Luckily i'm from the EU, which is totally not falling apart nothing to see here.
@glowingfox704
3 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@curvedcup6836
3 жыл бұрын
Something did change... The amount of stupidity did
@MrxD-cg5xs
3 жыл бұрын
Ya know, over here in Europe we‘re just grabbing ourselves a big bag of popcorn and enjoy the shitshow. It is quite entertaining.
@raikuthedragon3907
3 жыл бұрын
Mr.xD, honestly I wish.
@AmericanIdiot7659
3 жыл бұрын
@@cgmackie He put my mom on the verge of poverty when he shutdown the government and made her deppression worse, when I was 11.
@ninjahoney5945
3 жыл бұрын
@@cgmackieuh o
@Brotherkiller17
3 жыл бұрын
Lol welp im in the shitshow and can get out i wish i could sit back and watch
@caltheuntitled8021
3 жыл бұрын
I envy Europe
@timehunter9467
2 жыл бұрын
I love the parents of non vaccinated children, when they ask “is there anything I can do to protect them” I just want to scream at them.
@jeffcarroll6553
2 жыл бұрын
Embalming fluid works great, they stay young and pretty forever.
@carmalizedvegetation5096
2 жыл бұрын
"is there anything I can do to protect them?" I don't know maybe get a new brain and ask me again
@captaincozmo8529
2 жыл бұрын
I wish anitvaxxers would stop saying vaccines cause autism as if autism is a disability
@darkstarfirestudios4500
2 жыл бұрын
@CaptainCozmo it is though…
@captaincozmo8529
2 жыл бұрын
@@darkstarfirestudios4500 if this ain't satire, this gonna be a crime scene
@shrubs2756
3 жыл бұрын
12:37 this non trump tweet caught me by surprise and I almost forgot what this subreddit was about
@NatetheConductor
3 жыл бұрын
“If Biden wins I’m going to Hawaii!” *Im sure that Hawaii Voted Biden for president*
@azelfdaboi5265
3 жыл бұрын
By nearly 30%
@schnuffelschnuffel141
3 жыл бұрын
GHFHGHAHAHAHAHAHA
@irishtisme1794
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah a president that's shit
@Near_Void
3 жыл бұрын
@@irishtisme1794 lets go through some of the things trump did as president. This isnt all of them, but its a start Trump showed a flagrant disregard of the rule of law by pardoning Blackwater Contractors who massacred unarmed Iraqi civilians, including innocent women and children. Trump vetoed $741 billion in military spending and a 3 percent pay raise for our troops over an unrelated issue, and put Republicans who voted for it in the difficult position of having to choose whether to flip-flop or override his veto. Trump was apparently talked out of a complete withdrawal, but reducing to 2500 troops in each country makes no strategic sense. Despite an ongoing terrorist threat, we will have fewer troops in Afghanistan or Iraq than we do in Spain After Democrats refused multiple GOP offers since July, Congress finally approved an aid package just as much pandemic relief was expiring. But Trump refused to sign the bill for almost a week - forcing millions of Americans to spend Christmas wondering whether they would be left to fend for themselves during the worst of the pandemic. There is alot more. But im too bored to continue
@funnynameisnotfound8953
2 жыл бұрын
@@irishtisme1794 .
@thatfish1236
3 жыл бұрын
I live in England, and I can say for sure: That guy who think England knows how to run a country is mistaken.
@arnebargholz8848
3 жыл бұрын
As a German I have to say I respect your decision to leave the EU. I am a bit sad that it will be harder for the British comedians to come over. On the other hand I am really not a fan of the newest generation of comedians: Boris Johnson, piti Patel...
@hemkae1357
3 жыл бұрын
@@arnebargholz8848 Philipp Amthor
@Betsybabe3218
2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, our former president, he doesn't know how to either
@gerarduspoppel2831
2 жыл бұрын
BORIS BORIS BORIS!😂
@wta1518
2 жыл бұрын
Boris Johnson was born in America, so...
@RealBunger
3 жыл бұрын
I hate how Americans all say that taxes are theft even literally every single other country in the world has free healthcare and college because the people actually do their parts.
@Betsybabe3218
2 жыл бұрын
I feel that way because we don't have those things. We could, easily, we have more than enough money. But when my taxes go to either Daddy Jeff or some pointless overseas war, that's why I say that taxation is theft.
@KittenUndercover
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah only rethuglicans say that
@zacharyadams3422
2 жыл бұрын
Litterly every single other country in the world has free healthcare and college?I can't immediately disprove that but my bs meter is going ballistic lol.
@shronkler1994
2 жыл бұрын
and tell us, where do american taxes go? 😐😐😐 maybe look into the american situation before making ignorant comments like this
@DDS029
Жыл бұрын
The reason it is theft IS because you have free health care and continued higher education. I wouldn't consider it theft if that's what we got also. We get rich politicians who don't have to go "back to work" after they leave office. They get at least half of what the rest of us have to pay for, PLUS an unreasonably high retirement package. Now in 2022, the British really understand that with the 'retirement' package of there 45 day PM.
@EnbySatan
2 жыл бұрын
Excuse me Trump your iq test came back negative
@Chuckkills
2 жыл бұрын
8 months later but I gotta say this is hilarious
@Aaronnh
Жыл бұрын
his iq: the square root of negative one
@ohhi687itsme8
4 ай бұрын
Best comment by far
@fairylovesyou
3 жыл бұрын
KZitem: _makes the like button white_ Everybody who said "wHy iS tHe LiKe BuTtOn BlUe??": ...
@tongylafemboi
3 жыл бұрын
yep lol
@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary
3 жыл бұрын
is it still blue for light mode?
@no1normal750
3 жыл бұрын
what change??
@tongylafemboi
3 жыл бұрын
@@no1normal750 the like button don't goes blue
@shadowlord0162
3 жыл бұрын
for me the button is still blue
@wizardm5194
3 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early Georgia was Red.
@izzattemirov4065
3 жыл бұрын
rip republicans
@slug8039
3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Just_A_Random_Desk
3 жыл бұрын
Last time i was this early there was no fraud
@kevincastaneda9816
3 жыл бұрын
Trump won
@yapflipthegrunt4687
3 жыл бұрын
@@Just_A_Random_Desk Last time I was this early there was no fraud saying there was a fraud.
@wazzlesmo
2 жыл бұрын
You can’t lose to the worst candidate if you are the worst candidate
@MetaKnight964
Жыл бұрын
Tell that to biden.
@DDS029
Жыл бұрын
Yet he still never realized that simple fact . . . 🥺
@jameskincaid1770
Жыл бұрын
@@MetaKnight964 what do you mean?
@Greasefire2
Жыл бұрын
@@MetaKnight964 tell me with EVIDENCE plus a link to the source something that Biden has done wrong
@isaiahgeorge906
Жыл бұрын
@@MetaKnight964 Clearly he wasn't the worst candidate... he won.
@krychur4956
2 жыл бұрын
been a year, and I still get migraines and nausea thinking about how stupid this "stop the count" bullshit was. like, you know how an election works, right? everyone's opinion is supposed to matter, right?
@WestGarbage6
Жыл бұрын
"Stop the count!" "Ok, Biden wins then" "Wait no-"
@queenphayze4766
3 жыл бұрын
When I saw something not election related, I suddenly remembered that this is still r/facepalm lol
@ZUnknownFox
3 жыл бұрын
same
@gabrielduquevizfraga6238
3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@addicted2mako
3 жыл бұрын
“I haven’t met you.” “Yes-I was due some good luck at some point this year.” Spencer will be the next guy to go to the hospital to get treatment for that *sick burn!!!*
@thomastismyname9203
3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately that hospital won't be able to treat him because it is at full capacity with covid patients.
@cartoonfantasy4541
3 жыл бұрын
Here while it was on 69 likes
@rileyd2765
2 жыл бұрын
It's literally Michael Rosen
@wondertriplover
2 жыл бұрын
He wrote The Michael Rosen Rap, of course he can dish out sick burns.
@kierstenalexander9251
3 жыл бұрын
11:09 I have actually gotten COVID-19, luckily I had it at a moderate amount, being 13 my immune system was stronger than my families, since I am the youngest, and yet I haven't gotten my sense of smell back as it once was. Its been 4 months. My dad had COVID-19, he's 51, and he recovered fine. He was sick for 10 days and was constantly fluctuating from hot and freezing. He wore sweatpants, which he never does. My sister lost her sense of smell and taste. She couldn't taste anything. She ate spongebobs ketchup sunday and didn't taste anything. She drank 20 year old peppermint schnapps and only reacted from THE BURN. Covid is not a hoax or a lie. The amount of deaths aren't fake.
@atx_wind1826
3 жыл бұрын
0:24 rip headphone users (including me.)
@FrancisACNH
3 жыл бұрын
Trump saying “I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!” is like an Animal Crossing fan saying “I started playing before the first quarantine.”
@projectm3hh650
3 жыл бұрын
This commet doesn’t need a reply
@shrek6
3 жыл бұрын
@@projectm3hh650 i know
@andrewgehl5913
3 жыл бұрын
@@projectm3hh650 but it does need a spell checker
@jessexisting933
3 жыл бұрын
im guilty of buying a switch and a copy of acnh during quarantine without ever playing the other games before 😳
@grizzles8476
3 жыл бұрын
I hate both of em
@mackback319
3 жыл бұрын
the pitch up of the national anthem gave me severe flashbacks to the adult swim morph bumper edit: for whoever is confused, i'm talking about this signoff bumper: kzitem.info/news/bejne/2KNp0YJriaBhi5w
@vaseslavy8516
3 жыл бұрын
@John Doe shrimp
@pigeonette1
3 жыл бұрын
@John Doe l i m p
@ryzech4168
3 жыл бұрын
@John Doe its what you are and what you will always be
@Fish-is-Fish
3 жыл бұрын
@John Doe b l i m p
@rickelvi
3 жыл бұрын
It reminded me of the ending of Danger Days
@hankj.wimbleton4444
2 жыл бұрын
All of America can be summed up with a facepalm.
@vinwievindiesel428
3 жыл бұрын
This video was so full of memes about the election that i was genuinely confused about the oranges in plastic
@Cat_Lord_j
3 жыл бұрын
Me and the boys living in Russia: Ah, the Americans are electing a new President. Let's see who we are going to complain against for the next few years.
@horseconfused
3 жыл бұрын
Haha but Russia is just communists and mass killings, so don’t be proud, also you don’t have boys and I know that :3
@coodoritos
3 жыл бұрын
@@horseconfused well America is just bad politics, stupid people, and mass killings. I don’t really see the difference....also don’t say they don’t have friends, because that’s extremely rude and you don’t actually know, do you? Because I saw you on an earlier video saying you’re living in Ecuador... so let’s say Quito, Ecuador. This person says they’re from Russia, let’s use Moscow, Russia. If you were a bird, and didn’t have to worry about traffic and roads, that’s about 7,225 miles (11,627.51 Kilometers). I’m pretty sure you can’t assume someone’s social life from about 7000 miles (11,265.41 kilometers) away. Also, on an even earlier video comment, you said your father was captian Fire Man in San Diego. So from San Diego to Quito, Equador as a bird, that’s about 3,390 miles (5,455.68 kilometers). Now I’m not assuming that you’re completely lying but I am saying that something isn’t adding up entirely. Here is the video you said you live in Equador: kzitem.info/news/bejne/tH2qmquIs35yeo4 You said “2:37 (that’s a time stamp from the video you commented on) Living in Ecuador, I swear that is every food place, cannibalism, there’s even some that are eating the chicken.” This says you live in Ecuador Here is the video you claimed your father was a Fire Man captain: kzitem.info/news/bejne/xH-Yx52lonmBpmk You said “16:22 (that’s a time stamp from the video you commented on) My dad was a firefighter captain in San Diego, so basically I went to the fire station to hang out with him and his crew all day before they go a call-“ This says you father was a captain fire man. Note that these comments were posted in the same week. Again, I’m not trying to make you sound like a liar but.... it just doesn’t make sense. So long story short. Don’t be rude to people online. This person was making a funny comment and you were all like “WeLL aCtUaLLy dOnT bE PrOuD oF yOuR cOnTrY” then you followed by making stereo typical remarks, finishing it up with “I kNoW yOu DoNt AcTuaLLy HavE fRieNdS.” So pack it up, and be nice.
@Cat_Lord_j
3 жыл бұрын
@@horseconfused bruh
@Cat_Lord_j
3 жыл бұрын
This comment is supposed to be a meme
@Cat_Lord_j
3 жыл бұрын
@@horseconfused I kinda do agree with you
@amazingtoad7244
3 жыл бұрын
George Washington who said that the USA shouldn’t split into two parties as it will split the country: The people who didn’t listen and almost caused 2 civil wars : visible panik
@Nyghtking
3 жыл бұрын
Yup, now it's basically just a game, republicans are voting for whoever happens to be the republican candidate no matter who they are, the democrats are better but still corrupt as even when they win nothing seems to change, and when human rights and a fucking virus can be "political opinions" you know something fucked up somewhere.
@MordasMakesStuff
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nyghtking I feel like most of the time Republicans vote against the Democrats rather than for their own party. That obviously wasn't the case in the last election, where they got confused because the vast majority of Americans didn't want to vote against their own interests
@baileyyh72
3 жыл бұрын
why didn’t we listen 😖
@Nyghtking
3 жыл бұрын
@@MordasMakesStuff Not really, It was still close and even more people voted for him the second time around.
@MordasMakesStuff
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nyghtking that is true. What I think a lot of voter fraud conspiracy theorists don't realise is that a LOT more voters participated in this election because of what was at stake. A lot of people *really* liked Trump and even more people really really hated him so there was bound to be massive voter turnout, especially because mail in voting makes casting your ballot so much easier.
@-snowy-726
2 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video at least 20 times. Never gets old
@survivalist2607
Жыл бұрын
10:23 "You know in the end I was really rooting for Kanye there, I think he had a really good chance" Holy shit, that hits different now.
@kirayoshikage1491
Жыл бұрын
Was funny at the time but god it would’ve been a nightmare if he actually won knowing what we know now 😅
@jgonz1066
3 жыл бұрын
Literally everybody else: 0_0 Some random American: First time
@jax1090
3 жыл бұрын
I cannot explain the accuracy of this. This right here is 10000000%
@leonfergozi
3 жыл бұрын
First time?
@dataexpunged6831
3 жыл бұрын
First time?
@Libtard
3 жыл бұрын
Punctuation, please.
@DocKrazy
3 жыл бұрын
I mean... You know you guys did not invent civil wars, right? Yeet
@anguseverist4178
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao imagine actually saying: 'Them respecting democracy is an attack on democracy!'
@dappert1919
3 жыл бұрын
Robin, ima just be real with you, you’re a much better person than me- because some of these people who have gotten covid despite denying it exists, I 100% hope perish due to it.
@duckwardlol7704
3 жыл бұрын
Oh damn that’s already a few months ago. I’m still getting used to the fact that time seems to go by faster the older you get.
@spamtongspamton9900
3 жыл бұрын
Tell every single Karen “equal rights, equal fights”
@sjreads7235
3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@ShibuNub3305
3 жыл бұрын
And then hit them over the head with a crowbar
@user-nn7iz7ku5m
3 жыл бұрын
@@ShibuNub3305 and you go E BANG!
@stargazer1998
3 жыл бұрын
@@ShibuNub3305 YES
@Butterpony
3 жыл бұрын
H A
@sad_boi_razor8983
3 жыл бұрын
me, a Canadian: wtf is going on in the US? politics: *lol* idk edit: spelling fix edit 2: looks like nobody has any idea at this point-
@chelseahollis4423
3 жыл бұрын
As an American, I don't even know what's goin on
@jonh3141
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@sad_boi_razor8983
3 жыл бұрын
@@jamaisisaicon *YES*
@countcontessa8238
3 жыл бұрын
Oh hey celeste! Im an amercican and I just wanna say that... I dont know either.
@sad_boi_razor8983
3 жыл бұрын
@@wall-g thank you. [yelling at myself because I can't spell]
@MocKable
Жыл бұрын
It is a state of whiplash when you jump from politics to oranges in a plastic container.
@YrAbsentFather
Жыл бұрын
The intro killed me
@Swinum
3 жыл бұрын
Warning: the intro is really quiet, make sure to turn up your volume
@shriek8503
3 жыл бұрын
ah, shoot. too late had the volume at 532%, still couldn't hear
@friedrichderhohevonweedman6093
3 жыл бұрын
F*ck you mate. Got me. Now I can't hear so good for the next hour or so.
@sallyparty1978
3 жыл бұрын
Darn, still can't hear :(
@thanosthegrape8642
3 жыл бұрын
Especially if you have headphones
@macarooni7578
3 жыл бұрын
WHY? MY EARS, WHY?!
@randomperson5579
3 жыл бұрын
People: Stop the count Me: The Count from sesame street hasn't done anything wrong, leave him alone.
@cgmackie
3 жыл бұрын
Actually kinda funny... save for the fact I have heard more recount than "stop the count"
@Typical5602
3 жыл бұрын
Poor count he already has type three diabetes
@cgmackie
3 жыл бұрын
@@Typical5602 3 that can be counted.
@ResidentMilf
3 жыл бұрын
@@cgmackie I keep hearing Trump cultists demand that we throw the whole election out and revote, but not allow mail-in voting. Screw the military, I guess, they don't get to vote this year. 🤦🏼♀️
@cgmackie
3 жыл бұрын
@@ResidentMilf Apologizes I misread that, Most people on the right would prefer no mail-ins yes but we really care that dead people or fake people or people who aren't who they say they are don't vote, which the likelyhood of someone in the military risking their career over Biden drops of a lot from that of some civilian. If you won fair and square it should not matter anyways.
@Justaguy689
Жыл бұрын
was feeling nostalgic for the chaos of the 2020 election, this video really helped
@Cyndarion0ne
2 жыл бұрын
11:10 Can confirm, rona succ. My fiance and I got it and then subsequently got evicted 4 weeks later because my property didn't understand why my house wasn't clean and there were tissues and blood everywhere and I had to go move, in winter, with asthma and no physical therapy to speak of, from the 4th floor of an apartment complex, after having just finished a fever of 101, fainting, bloody mucus, diarrhea, non-stop aspirin and steam baths, and prayer to a god that isn't even mine. I was so mad cause I just spent the last 3 and change weeks in bed, crying and sweating, with the worst back and kidney pains I've ever felt, hacking up BROWN mucus and bloody snot, and hoping to god I don't have to do anything for the next decade because I can barely stand from the fever and using my inhaler felt like liquid iron being poured down the back of my throat every time. Add to that I had asthma, and to this day I'm still recovering, we got it in Feb 2020. It's December 2021. I still haven't seen a doctor about it because we haven't had time and are being forced to move again, this time due to lack of preventable maintenance on the appliances due to a roach outbreak. I still can't feel my toes when I lay flat and my chest still has water in it in certain places. I had a fucking STROKE from the recovery period 2 months after the fact because my BP was up in the 160s and my body didn't like whatever was happening. I'm 25????? For context, I'm 6' and 208lbs. I'm athletic and my peak weight to lift standing is 145, but with my calves and thighs its nearly 800lbs. I am by no means out of shape and even if I took a year off tomorrow, It would take most of that year just to return me to a baseline average as if I never exercised to begin with. I had. A stroke. From something you bitches are calling "a baby cold" LOL K F*** you. My lung capacity is still 3/4ths what it used to be, I went from being a post-college track star and an active man who walked daily and did yoga for his knee pain, to feeling like I smoke 3 packs a day. I haven't smoked since I was 18. What the actual fuck do you explain that away with? I just suddenly get super cancer for no reason? Emphysema but I've never worked with metal or around asbestos? TLDR: Covid sucks. Be nice to people who got covid, most of them got off easy but those of us that didn't really don't know which way is up rn. And don't you let me hear you making excuses for your terrible behavior, either. Some of us just want to survive after that ordeal.
@wmdkitty
3 жыл бұрын
“When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.” -- George Carlin Oh, we're not front row, any more. We _are_ the freak show.
@ididitlikethis2273
3 жыл бұрын
I like “think of the most average person intelligence you can think of, half the population is stupider than that idiot” which could not be more apprenent with the last 4 years of americas life, and only just seems to be getting back on track
@pokemonfanj
3 жыл бұрын
Hey I'm just waiting tell the purge happens
@robertdearborn754
3 жыл бұрын
i would like to say as a american that doesnt give a shit, im a freak in the front row
@generalgreivous5950
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like 99.9999999999999999 of people who make these tweets are Florida men and women
@robertdearborn754
3 жыл бұрын
@@generalgreivous5950 well yeah Florida is to America as that freaking idiotic weird kid is to the class
@gigaswardblade7261
3 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for future historians to look back at this point American history and just be so flabbergasted
@nathanrobbins2440
3 жыл бұрын
They will be amazed by the draconian lockdowns that democratic governor's have been unconstitutionally mandating for a virus that is being fear-mongered by the media.
@gigaswardblade7261
3 жыл бұрын
@@nathanrobbins2440 they will also think that the people running around without masks on spreading a disease they believe to be made up were idiots.
@nathanrobbins2440
3 жыл бұрын
@@gigaswardblade7261 except for the fact that the studies on masks are mixed and there is no definitive proof that they do a lot to help. so telling people they have to wear masks is dumb. Let them make the decision for uourself
@gigaswardblade7261
3 жыл бұрын
@@nathanrobbins2440wouldnt it still be good to wear masks even if it helped stop the spread of germs even by a little bit?
@nathanrobbins2440
3 жыл бұрын
@@gigaswardblade7261 it would be better to preserve the freedoms of the people to let them make their own decision
@TimeSurfer206
2 жыл бұрын
The Ben Shapiro tweet, at 1:50 Yes, Ben, we are salty about the election. We're salty that the choice we were given to replace Orange Man Bad with was Joe. We wanted Bernie. But, I would have voted for Goofy, if he was the choice given.
@jakepullman4914
3 жыл бұрын
4:57 To be fair, I'd be a lot more worried about electing a president possessed by a dead dictator than one who was just corrupt.
@shadowsilvertailsfan
3 жыл бұрын
Second title: r/facepalm | Amerca's life right now.
@_lost_3300
3 жыл бұрын
Let's say, hypothetically, you WERE "doing my Mom, doing doing my mom"-
@maybelater4600
3 жыл бұрын
Under rated
@noahcole4201
3 жыл бұрын
Why can i only read it while singing?
@bioboss8369
3 жыл бұрын
I know you straight yeah your doin my mom
@Delirium_Zero
3 жыл бұрын
i- ok i think i just had a stroke
@jrgiraffe6294
3 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump: “I won this election by A Lot” Me: *sniffs* *sniffs* “I smell cap”
@kevinthegroundsquirrel6882
3 жыл бұрын
This channel is the only place where you can call Trump an idiot and get away with it. That's why this is pretty much my favorite KZitem channel. 🤣
@declanhandley-byrne4335
3 жыл бұрын
Given how little Robin seems to censor himself in this video, I think it's safe to say that he agrees with many of the comments against the (soon to be former) orangutan in chief
@f.i.r.e.5119
3 жыл бұрын
Hey, don't do orangutans like that. Orangutans are so cool...
@casual_speedrunner1482
3 жыл бұрын
@@f.i.r.e.5119 And a fair bit more intelligent.
@book_roblox
3 жыл бұрын
@@f.i.r.e.5119 and they're the ones who made me say my first word! which is "monke"
@slugcat_number_75487
3 жыл бұрын
hes more like a virus in term of memory, and a bacteria in term of intelligence AKA not much
@slendveny7191
3 жыл бұрын
Orangutans have hair, though.
@CCCyougottaC
3 жыл бұрын
"Hypothetically, let's say you are a bad girl." I spat out my noodles dude. How are dare you.
@Schattennebel
3 жыл бұрын
Lets pray that Donnie will NOT return on the selection of 2024!
@baileyyh72
3 жыл бұрын
if he does istg I’m moving to Canada. I don’t think he’ll have the nerve tho
@chayden153
2 жыл бұрын
oh he's going to, I hope that I'm wrong
@hypernate1playsandletsplay224
Жыл бұрын
Hey y’all, little update. Feel like he might do it, and I’m getting a sense of deja vu
@Mgl1206
2 жыл бұрын
As a person living in the US…. This just makes me embarrassed. Even now a year later.
@cliftonsavage7380
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@hanpines3808
2 жыл бұрын
Even now I'm sad
@hanpines3808
2 жыл бұрын
In my defense, I didn't vote him in
@cuber1254
3 жыл бұрын
Me: Hears US Anthem playing, "oh cool, I'm Canadian, so I don't hear it that oft-" *DOOT* "OW MY EARS WHAT THE HEKN HEK?!"
@aidenwilliams409
3 жыл бұрын
*heck *heckin
@cuber1254
3 жыл бұрын
@@aidenwilliams409 *amgery niose.*
@Delirium_Zero
3 жыл бұрын
*wheeze*
@jessireed1738
3 жыл бұрын
As an American id like to say that the U.S. Anthem is TRASH like TF who even came up with that nonsense
@lunar_memories9981
3 жыл бұрын
@Jessi Reed - Francis Scott Key did back in 1812. He witnessed the bombardment of Fort McHenry while trying to negotiate with British forces to give back an American they had captured. He created the song while watching the flag wave in the air
@rellan3170
3 жыл бұрын
"they are so devastating in their percentage and power of distribution" Sounds like an anime antagonist in his final dialogue lol
@ledgendweaver
3 жыл бұрын
I know right. It was so ridiculously dramatic.
@willsith9762
3 жыл бұрын
It was so jarring when it suddenly went nonpolitical, then right back into fire
@MrMug-vj1up
3 жыл бұрын
13:07 bruh this warms my heart
@partpoisonstoes
3 жыл бұрын
me: its all politics everyone: always has been i am SO sorry lmao
@nob0dii610
3 жыл бұрын
🧐🤨😞😌😊
@mercy3106
3 жыл бұрын
@@nob0dii610 I tried to read this and summoned a ghost.
@nob0dii610
3 жыл бұрын
@@mercy3106 nice
@misplacedraspberries4029
3 жыл бұрын
5:24 this aged like a fine wine
@Boax1theReaper
3 жыл бұрын
yes it has
@lptotheskull
2 жыл бұрын
3:50 Apparently democracy is undemocratic now!
@colbytucker2178
2 жыл бұрын
Just wait till these people know we are a democratic REBUBLIC
@carzman35
Жыл бұрын
As a fellow republican, i apologize for the actions of my peers, as they were, well, you can see what happened here...
@ModeratelyAveraged
3 жыл бұрын
I’m American,watching the US elections is like a sport game to thi.
@victrix7451
3 жыл бұрын
Stolen comment?
@yourlocalcringechannel3416
3 жыл бұрын
@@victrix7451 More like overused. There are many comments repeating the same thing.
@Z3PHYR..B1TEZZ
3 жыл бұрын
Hey guys be positive :/ I like your comment! Spread the love guys! Not the hate!
@estelle7126
3 жыл бұрын
Nice comment But it’s *thy Sorry I had to
@girlkisser2763
3 жыл бұрын
@@Z3PHYR..B1TEZZ Hey! I got my COVID test back! Be positive! No thanks...
@ivy8465
3 жыл бұрын
As a Georgian I’m sorry for the stupidity of my people in my state.
@hhdddd4282
3 жыл бұрын
Well you redeemed yourselves with the senate win.
@peskypigeonx
3 жыл бұрын
@@hhdddd4282 yayyyy
@Butterpony
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t even fkin wanna know what they’ve got going on in Texas and Colorado Oh yeah there’s also Florida
@peskypigeonx
3 жыл бұрын
@@ButterponyThe point of Florida is to be mad at it
@pikakirbyyy
3 жыл бұрын
as also a georgian, im also sorry for the stupidity of people in my state.
@clocksgoticktock689
3 жыл бұрын
"whatever happens i will never understand how 67 million people looked at the last four years and said yeah sure more of that please". i couldn't agree more my friend couldn't agree more.
@yaday4276
2 жыл бұрын
This aged AMAZINGLY
@MarioMastr
2 жыл бұрын
11:26 wanna know the best bit? $53 is MORE THAN WHAT SHE WAS OWED LMFAOO
@ethanrichardson2672
3 жыл бұрын
"he slapped me back, how dare he" lady tf? if a man slaps you, you're not allowed to slap back, if he's not allowed to slap back. QUOTE ON QUOTE "gender equality" is effed up dude.
@able_archer01
3 жыл бұрын
I sincerely hope that tweet was sarcastic.
@bobmcsnark
3 жыл бұрын
She was delivered true equality there. I say that as a feminist. She's a piece of crap!
@ethanrichardson2672
3 жыл бұрын
@@bobmcsnark seriously. I honestly and genuinely don't understand these typed of people. They didn't choose to be how they are. And even if they did, you can't get mad at them!
@ethanrichardson2672
3 жыл бұрын
@@able_archer01 I have a feeling it was but if it wasn't- I mean- I don't support murder _but_ - lets not continue _this_ bloodline... This is a joke btw
@thelunchlady8276
3 жыл бұрын
Quote, unquote.
@syetheglitchywolf7896
3 жыл бұрын
My step dad where's a mask without covering his nose and when we tell him to where it correctly he's like iM a AdUlt. AnD I CaN dO wHaT eVeR I WhAnT
@williamdixon2446
3 жыл бұрын
I'm wondering how he even got to that point in his life.
@retardman1476
3 жыл бұрын
True
@slendveny7191
3 жыл бұрын
Ask him if he wears his pants with his dong hanging out.
@69_natalia_420
3 жыл бұрын
He's gonna be real mad when he gets covid and then gets in mega dept for going to the hospital.
@syetheglitchywolf7896
3 жыл бұрын
@@williamdixon2446 same
@chunkykong1976
3 жыл бұрын
its a miracle that america survived trump
@durand4l
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t be so sure. His legacies is still alive and well. I hate it but their not going away anytime soon.
@iamerror6546
3 жыл бұрын
Man, I hate it when people reply to their own comment
@iamerror6546
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I agree
@alejandrochalco6893
3 жыл бұрын
You madlad
@TaXXXXman
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah like what are they doing, they just look stupid.
@TaXXXXman
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s crazy
@qatonfire7476
3 жыл бұрын
I love how at 4:11, the graph literally says Georgia (country). Like, it even clarifies it just in case and they STILL screwed it up 😂
@DDS029
Жыл бұрын
"They" wouldn't notice the word country. They have to know there is one first.
@webkarma9654
3 жыл бұрын
"It's called counting jackass" is one of my favorite retorts in this video
@TarynBeeswax
3 жыл бұрын
Those 1.8k dislikes are still salty the tyrant didn't win
@frankhooper7871
Жыл бұрын
7:35 - does he realise (1) that Hawaii is still in the US and (2) that Hawaii has voted Democrat in every election since 1988?
@imalamp9699
3 жыл бұрын
i may not be very patriotic but this year _i hate living in america_
@coodoritos
3 жыл бұрын
Wanna band together and go to New Zeland? The official language is English so I don’t have to try to learn a new language, because I already struggle with this one. Also, it’s like really pretty there. It’s cheaper over there too, 5 USD is about 7.25 NZD (as of 11/16/20). To top it all off, people there are way more friendly, although that’s not hard to beat. I know for a fact people are friendlier there because I have an uncle who teaches in Switzerland and goes to New Zeland a TON. So, if you want to buddy up with a friend such as me, I’d love to leave this dreadful country.
@s3ri_a
3 жыл бұрын
@@coodoritos i live in nz and yes, the people here are friendly. Well, most of them but...
@coodoritos
3 жыл бұрын
@@s3ri_a please, im begging you, let me live with you. I can cook mediocre meals. I’m a great person to talk to. I have a slight crippling addition with music and anime but I don’t have posters or figures or anything. I prefer the grey scale but colors are cool too. I’m not old enough to work but I want out. I don’t take overly long showers unless is deep washing my hair. I realize there is a pandemic run but as soon as it’s cooled down significantly I can haul over there with my parent permission. I’m an over all introvert but can show signs of being an extrovert. I’m very open and can project my emotions and thought to people on a small scale, like 3-4 max. All I’m saying is that I would make a great roomie. The sad part is I’m only half joking about moving...
@Tw0Dots
3 жыл бұрын
@@coodoritos oof
@DeathDealer_1021
3 жыл бұрын
agree
@luxluther436
3 жыл бұрын
I feel so bad for humans who have to deal with this-
@theiceylemon6784
3 жыл бұрын
as a definite human I agree. This is stupid
@luxluther436
3 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry m8
@darkstarfirestudios4500
2 жыл бұрын
As a dragon, I’m glad I can’t relate
@anzaca1
Жыл бұрын
9:21 Even vegetables have sugar. In fact, children in WWII Britain were given carrots on sticks as lollipops, because carrots contain a lot of sugar. This is also the reason carrot cake exists.
@BunnyJolf
3 жыл бұрын
I like how this video is just r/trumpstupidity
@Thetravelingmonke
2 жыл бұрын
I mean he does have so many that it seems like it takes over
@Sweetcakes1961
3 жыл бұрын
Intro: star spangled banner My friends: *a m e r i c a* Me: AND THE HOME OF THE BRAAAAAAAAAAAVE- Edit: JESUS WHY DIDNT U PUT A HEADPHONE WARNING? *cries* mah ears hurt
@MrGreen-dm7fv
3 жыл бұрын
I kinda feel like your the kind of person that says “UwU *takes cookie ‘Mah cookie!’” In a roblox roleplay game
@btriple0161
3 жыл бұрын
Ooh if This gets into r/rare insults can i be in a red circle
@newttonium
3 жыл бұрын
Weak
@cheese.86
3 жыл бұрын
Am I too late to make it to the screenshit party!
@Sweetcakes1961
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrGreen-dm7fv nope not at all qwq
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, six bankruptcies. And let's not forget about his failed resorts in Atlantic City
@dhwaneelkapadia3265
3 жыл бұрын
hello mister
@felwinterslie8223
3 жыл бұрын
Dang kim jong un goin in
@stevenconley9527
3 жыл бұрын
And his small loan of a million dollars
@eggowaffle4040
3 жыл бұрын
here before this becomes the top comment
@5850christine
3 жыл бұрын
I’m here before 100 likes, and Kim Jong-un pls don’t nuke me
@simbathelion9375
3 жыл бұрын
2:08 Yes, run, run away and never return.
@evankjee
2 жыл бұрын
"My child is forbidden from eating sugar" Milk has sugar in it. Babies need milk to survive. They've probably broken the no sugar rules multiple times when they were a baby.
@Stevetimes
2 жыл бұрын
basically everything has sugar in it, if you count natural glucose.
@Cookiofshadows2
2 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly, pretty much anything ending in "-ose" is a sugar. Glucose, Fructose, dextrose, lactose, sucralose...
@broodypie2216
3 жыл бұрын
"You think we're stupid? You think we're fools?" -Rudy Giuliani days before booking the four seasons landscaping company instead of the hotel.
@globalwarrior16
3 жыл бұрын
I hate when woman are like "We NeEd GeNdEr EqUaLiTy" But get mad when somebody hit them cuz they hit them first
@P_E_K_E
3 жыл бұрын
Lol agree
@yerisbakery
3 жыл бұрын
just hate both genders. simple.
@user-uj2mp3ee9v
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh this kinda sexist. That’s like saying “men don’t do work”
@mimichambers201
3 жыл бұрын
As a female, I believe if she hits you, you have every right to fight back. It doesn’t matter if it’s a man, a woman, an elder, or a child. Being attacked gives you every right to protect yourself, but whether physically retaliation is called for or not is up to your own judgement. It isn’t sexist, it’s called self defense.
@sangonomiyakokomi5764
3 жыл бұрын
I'd hit anyone for hitting me, I don't care about your gender or status, hit me and I hit you
@AdamArBast99
2 жыл бұрын
Something I should remember: If I'm ever feeling sad, just watch this. This'll make me laugh.
@ANONYM00SE
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO THE “BI DEN” WAS SOOOOOO GOOOOOOD
@subhanahmed7726
3 жыл бұрын
Me:Is it all trump. Emkay: Always have been
@subhanahmed7726
3 жыл бұрын
@@afif1797 thx man
@afif1797
3 жыл бұрын
@@subhanahmed7726 no problem
@Jackets522
3 жыл бұрын
r/Facepalm = r/politics. soooooo, yeah.
@subhanahmed7726
3 жыл бұрын
@@Jackets522 TRUE
@legendgames128
3 жыл бұрын
Me: Wait voter fraud is real Emkay in a voice changer: always has been.
@elonmusk2920
3 жыл бұрын
Tbh annoying orange has a whole new meaning now
@cgmackie
3 жыл бұрын
A very good meaning!
@Brotherkiller17
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr lol
@tyronecrossman5014
3 жыл бұрын
Trump can’t be president if he’s ash, since he just got severally burned
@macgyver42563
3 жыл бұрын
13:24 'The Pope is not a real Christian'. Are you freaking serious? That's like saying the Queen of England is not a royal family member.
@kugsyy
Жыл бұрын
In Catholicism lgbt is frowned upon, so for the “leader” of a religion to say lgbt is fine but the religion says it isn’t. So he goes against his own religion.
@kugsyy
Жыл бұрын
In Catholicism lgbt is frowned upon, so for the “leader” of a religion to say lgbt is fine but the religion says it isn’t. So he goes against his own religion.
@ivettrivera5306
15 күн бұрын
@@kugsyyok
@KuariThunderclaw
2 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas! My gift to you is the reminder that over a year later and this madness still isn't over. No it isn't returnable, why would you ask that?
@randomnerd9892
3 жыл бұрын
r/facepalm: 2020 election edition
@igorkopacynski8906
3 жыл бұрын
Nothing changed.
@y_fam_goeglyd
3 жыл бұрын
For those who don't know, Michael Rosen is a top children's author. He's a brilliant guy. Well worth listening to.
@derkurier2552
3 жыл бұрын
memes also worth watching.
@ryguy4465
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Rick
@lenny415
3 жыл бұрын
He’s noice
@Dake-gw6it
3 жыл бұрын
Woahhh its the real rick, i can tell since he has subscribers
@sleepingonyourroof
3 жыл бұрын
He’s also the pop noice guy
@taiscommentingaccountusedf1908
Жыл бұрын
People so idiotic even my cat facepalmed.
@enderger5308
2 жыл бұрын
I had an english teacher who got it. He survived, but cancelled distance learning for a week and still was audibly recovering the next.
@ScarletEmber64
3 жыл бұрын
Trump: does literally anything All of r/facepalm: _muffled running in the 90s in the distance_
@lexy1748
3 жыл бұрын
This is a world where people don’t trust counting
@valerief1231
3 жыл бұрын
Nope. Especially with the number of deceased voters, fun fact, all dead people vote Democrat. Weird.
@digitalutopia1
3 жыл бұрын
@@valerief1231 You do realize they verify that shit, right?
@owensmith9631
3 жыл бұрын
Nope just one with a leader that constantly fear mongered about the election.
@juicedbruce2081
3 жыл бұрын
Not when machines are made in China and funded through Venezuela I don't. Not when there is video footage of ballot counters pulling extra boxes from under tables once the coast is clear I don't. Not when windows are covered and poll watchers aren't allowed to watch I don't. Not when we the people ask for transparency/audit and basically is told no, nothing to see, I don't. No 😂
@owensmith9631
3 жыл бұрын
@@juicedbruce2081 lol yeah and I'm the queen of England. good god do you actually think the Democrats rig the presidential election but leave GOD DAMN MITICH mitch MCCONNELL in office.
@AngieEnder
3 жыл бұрын
When the oranges post (12:47) came along I was surprised and confused because there were so many trump tweets I forgot this was r/facepalm and not r/trumptweets
@baileyyh72
3 жыл бұрын
lmaaooooo
@dogisgame211
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes of course our former president is on the thumbnail of r/facepalm.
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