I think a very valid reason to break up with someone would be if they didn’t like Matt Rose videos
@j_cannot_type
2 жыл бұрын
oh for sure.
@badcontent2567
2 жыл бұрын
definitely
@triplefilledstrawberrychee8800
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@deltafury9266
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@britifiedaviation
2 жыл бұрын
duh
@eggwhites4983
2 жыл бұрын
Breaking up with someone for being immortal makes it sound like they attempted murder and were dissapointed
@keleee
2 жыл бұрын
disappointed at what exactly lmao
@doplop
2 жыл бұрын
@@keleee disappointed they couldn't kill them
@iidgm
2 жыл бұрын
@@keleee that they didn't DIE
@keleee
2 жыл бұрын
@@iidgm so they stabbed them or smth and they were disappointed?
@brumm0m3ntum94
2 жыл бұрын
a valid reason if the actually were immortal would be that they didn’t want to be one of the thousands of people they would form close relationships to and then inevitably be outlived
@loksven83
2 жыл бұрын
She broke up with me because I interacted with a female cashier. No flirting, just a normal "can I get a 3 pack of cupcakes" at a bakery.
@user-um1np8fx3j
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like one of my exes
@loksven83
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-um1np8fx3j oof
@namelessnarrator7271
2 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: at one point in your lives you two had the same ex
@sivanhedoesstuff
2 жыл бұрын
If a girl breaks up with you for just talking to other girls (same with guys), then they're probably not the best person to be in a relationship with from the get-go
@rawrxd666
2 жыл бұрын
@@sivanhedoesstuff exactly there is literally no maturity in that person
@certified_geek7536
2 жыл бұрын
Her psychic telling her you're secretly gay is an excellent reason to break up. If she's that dumb and that disloyal it would never work anyway.
@bugboy69
2 жыл бұрын
well, its only a valid reason for a break up if she believes it and goes through with it.
@votpavel
2 жыл бұрын
maybe he is secretly gay.....after this break up he probably turned gay lol
@votpavel
2 жыл бұрын
@Cornelia we had a gay dude at work- his wife divorced him and he turned gay
@leothaz2921
2 жыл бұрын
@Cornelia Yes you turn? As well as all the things in life that are part of the personality and not the character. But not at will, nor at any time, nor by something so simple.
@lordperson5762
2 жыл бұрын
@Cornelia are you having a fucking giraffe right now?
@elementkingaming1947
Жыл бұрын
"I don't want you to breakup with me" That's a big brain move honestly, ending the relationship so it doesn't end. 10/10
@IABITVpresents
Жыл бұрын
"I'd be so depressed if we broke up." #thatsnotlove
@spacenaves
Жыл бұрын
Therapists hate this small trick! Scared of being left? Just leave first!
@M.C.C_Mellypope
5 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Someone actually broke up with my friend because of this…OVER TEXT
@Coolkid75114
4 ай бұрын
That’s a Simpsons episode lol.
@Uajd-hb1qs
12 күн бұрын
In military terms, that’s known as a “preemptive strike”.
@LavenderJJ_
2 жыл бұрын
Ex boyfriend broke up with me because he didn't like me "taking drugs all the time". I was taking my antidepressants. He smoked weed.
@anonymousfilipino3232
2 жыл бұрын
bruh well kids remember to don't do drugs... or in this case, don't do people who do drugs
@Soul.Resonant
2 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousfilipino3232 Winners don’t use drugs! Except steroids, in which case, Use lots of drugs!
@stickynote7538
2 жыл бұрын
Oh Lord the irony
@MedicineMan55
2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't seem like he was looking for a sense of unearned superiority; not at all.
@arbiterskiss6692
2 жыл бұрын
Paint me a little jealous; my ex refused to take her bi-polar medication, and lied about it for two years. She didn't even take her antibiotics as prescribed.
@one_smol_duck
2 жыл бұрын
If I've learned anything from Hallmark, it's that Holly made a big mistake. Mr. Jolly was definitely her soulmate.
@U_N_Owen
2 жыл бұрын
And she'll realize that the night before her wedding to Business McScrooge, right after she and Jolly win the big Christmas Cookie Decorating Competition and save The Gingerbread Hotel.
@Keznen
2 жыл бұрын
@@U_N_Owen And then at their wedding, the song "Holly Jolly Christmas" from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer plays.
@rachele3334
2 жыл бұрын
Definitely a missed opportunity.
@wool578
2 жыл бұрын
@@Keznen you also forgot that shell be in her 80s when shes married to mr jolly and is played by someone who hasn't been in a theatrical movie since the stone age
@U_N_Owen
2 жыл бұрын
@@Keznen Umm, Does your Gramma even WATCH Hallmark? They can’t afford copyrighted Christmas songs. Their signature move for 20 years has been to have everybody in the background sing the first verse and ONLY the first verse of a public domain Christmas carol over and over for five minutes, drowning out all the dialogue. Presumably they only sing the first verse because grandmas don’t know the other verses.
@Mrs._Fenc
2 жыл бұрын
If you're broken up for a stupid reason, then it probably would have been worse if you stayed in the relationship. Imagine what they would have excused themselves to do that might have effected you? Breaking up still sucks, but sometimes I think some people aren't worth it and it's nice to dodge a bullet.
@lune7220
2 жыл бұрын
Oh, i thought we were just laughing at these…..
@auugh43546
2 жыл бұрын
@@lune7220 ???
@Mrs._Fenc
2 жыл бұрын
@@lune7220 we are, it's just nice to take stuff out of jokes at points
@bertberw8653
2 жыл бұрын
affected*
@auugh43546
2 жыл бұрын
@@bertberw8653 stinker
@gannicusfinch7068
2 жыл бұрын
Another one: I was working about 60 hours a week at three jobs, and my gf at the time was needy af. She'd started exhibiting controlling behavior, accusing me of cheating, etc., and we were on a dinner date that in my mind was pretty much our last chance. She ordered the lasagna, I ordered the chicken breast tenders. When the waitress walked away, my girlfriend was furious. Me: "What?" Her: "I heard that." Me: "Heard what?" Her: "You ordered the chicken BREAST tenders." Me: "No, I ordered chicken breast tenders. I didn't accent the word "breast.' What kind of creep do you take me for?" Her: "Yes, you did. I heard you. I can't believe you hit on her right in front of me." I cancelled the order, drove her home, and broke up with her on the car ride. Thinking I was hitting on another girl in her presence was bad enough, but thinking that my game was so spotty that I'd hit on a girl by suggestively accenting the word "breast" was absolutely unforgivable.
@allisond.46
Жыл бұрын
It’s literally a FOOD ITEM and you’re at a restaurant.
@nachoalvarez7171
Жыл бұрын
Wow, what a moron she is
@sinnlos229
Жыл бұрын
Gourmet rizz
@RyanTosh
Жыл бұрын
What, you don't know the 100% foolproof pickup technique of walking up to a woman and saying "breast"? Works every time?
@billcipher8645
Жыл бұрын
Of course, don't you know women LOVE when you point out they have BREASTS especially in a setting like a RESTAURANT when being kind is your job and totally no one uses that to romantically and sexually gratify themselves? Oh yeah.. works like a charm
@balbalofficial8212
2 жыл бұрын
I got dumped because she literally forgot I was her boyfriend, then acted like we were only friends... I think she swapped places with a parallel universe or somethin.
@rockinrootbeer1795
2 жыл бұрын
Or the Matrix glitched and she was reset to a previous cycle where you weren't dating yet... freaking weird whatever really happened. That's one of my biggest fears though, is forgetting or being forgotten by someone I think I have a close relationship with. I'm sorry it happened to you, that really sucks.
@mat3wcb10
2 жыл бұрын
Mandela Catalog
@calebdahlheimer1471
2 жыл бұрын
sounds like gaslighting mate
@silvercarroll2352
2 жыл бұрын
@@calebdahlheimer1471 or DID
@king_james_official
2 жыл бұрын
i guess she just really couldn't tell you that she wants to break up
@TheGreatThicc
2 жыл бұрын
I was dumped once because I agreed with her that it felt like we were drifting apart. Apparently that showed that I had no desire to fight and didn't love her even though I was about 5 seconds away from making suggestings to try to fix it.
@jj02mc27
2 жыл бұрын
ouch
@yourlocalflatiron6124
2 жыл бұрын
Damn
@jj02mc27
2 жыл бұрын
@Little Guns you dodged a bullet son
@J_Lynn
2 жыл бұрын
eh, if that's how it went she was probably going to use the "drifting apart" thing as a reason to break up anyway. When I was in highschool I had a girl admit that if she wanted to break up with me she'd probably just pretend to explode over something petty before doing exactly that like two weeks later lol.
@TheGreatThicc
2 жыл бұрын
@@J_Lynn funny enough I actually dodged a real bullet with her. Checked up with her a year or so later and she kinda went off the deep end.
@Jane-oz7pp
2 жыл бұрын
I once got dumped for "being too nice" Her previous ex was abusive, as was the partner after me. I'm beginning to suspect she just kinda doesn't know how to handle not being abused. That or I'm just boring and she thought she'd somehow spare my feelings.
@Toxihex
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, just just assumed the problem could've been you when she obviously has an issue that makes her seek out abuse. I wish there was a kinder way to say this but you sound like a pushover.
@absolute-creature
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, people who have abuse trauma kinda have a distorted viewing of what it's a relationship, usually the lows are deep lows, but the highs are so high and brighter that it gets hard to adapt when you move on to a healthy relationship, sure there isn't the lows, but because it doesn't have these lows, it kinda gets difficult for you to tell you what the highs are, because those lows were the only way you could tell what the highs are But that's just my experience with abusive/violent partners, it took me a whole year to get used to a healthy relationship, and even that wasn't enough because after we broke up i was sent spiriling back to that place of trauma!
@justinbuddy56
2 жыл бұрын
Breakups for being “too nice” is always hilarious to me. Seems like today, girls just don’t understand the difference when someone is being a genuinely nice person, and when they are bending head over heels for them
@PokeMario-pk4ot
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe she's just really into pain, like at an unhealthy level, in both physical and verbal forms.
@tsurugizaki
2 жыл бұрын
Almost definitely an issue with her history of abuse. When you're so used to abuse, it can be very uncomfortable to just... be happy. That being said, I've kind of broken up with someone for being 'too nice' before. It was because I knew they clearly had some issues going on in their life, and they refused to ever talk about it, even though they'd always hear my issues out. I wanted to help them too. I couldn't bear seeing them pretend everything was okay.
@bombdotcom2168
Жыл бұрын
I once had a friend who broke up with her boyfriend because she had a gut feeling he was cheating. Turns out she was cheating and he was remaining loyal. We aren't friends anymore, but I heard they both got into more stable relationships after that.
@nickhoude21
Жыл бұрын
Yeah people who cheat accusing their SO of cheating is extremely common. If you get accused of cheating with no proof whatsoever, 99% you're being cheated on
@seigeengine
9 ай бұрын
To be fair to the premise, if you have a gut feeling your partner is cheating, and you aren't just paranoid, that's a bad sign. You might be subconsciously picking up on signs that they're cheating.
@F.R.E.D.D2986
4 ай бұрын
If you wanna find thhe guilty, find who's accusing who
@threemooseqateers9689
2 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend dumped me because she said I was a “narcissist” Like what do you even mean!? I’m the greatest person ever and I’m extremely humble too.
@CornHhh359
2 жыл бұрын
@@CQBlitz0 I don’t think you get the joke…
@jj02mc27
2 жыл бұрын
@@CQBlitz0 I don't think you got the joke but I feel bad for you bud
@Z4n3yB01
2 жыл бұрын
@@CQBlitz0 that's not what a narc is tho...
@CQBlitz0
2 жыл бұрын
@@Z4n3yB01 i am stupid and a bit occupied right now can we do this later
@snifferrr
2 жыл бұрын
@@CornHhh359 i assumed they were hopping on the joke
@Jaunty_Jeff
2 жыл бұрын
"Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held" - definitely not these people's exes, probably
@Jaunty_Jeff
2 жыл бұрын
@@lazy_ghost2573 true
@AxxLAfriku
2 жыл бұрын
OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on KZitem. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear jeff
@jockeyfield1954
2 жыл бұрын
ngl, if i was held hostage, i'd develop stockholm syndrome pretty quickly "wait, why are the cops here? i liked spending time with someone new :("
@Jaunty_Jeff
2 жыл бұрын
@@jockeyfield1954 interesting. remind me next time I- nevermind
@Jaunty_Jeff
2 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku no bozo
@slenderminion289
2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, the "condone cheating" one got me laughing. The sheer audacity of it caught me off-guard.
@nathanstroud2223
Жыл бұрын
I think that's what they call in the industry "a shit test."
@graphicsocialecho2296
Жыл бұрын
Makes no sense since either way she wasnt gonna be dating him so whats the point
@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like she just wanted to break up with him
@AramatiPaz
Жыл бұрын
@@graphicsocialecho2296 she wanted to break up and needed a escuse.
@TyphinHoofbun
Жыл бұрын
Big "I won't be part of any club that would have ME as a member!" energy.
@paperip1996
2 жыл бұрын
In the same 12 month period, I had a girl break up with me for "being too gay", and a guy break up with me for "not being gay enough". Bisexuality is wild y'all.
@Atajew
2 жыл бұрын
Just become full straight or gay depending on the situation
@hod2024
Жыл бұрын
Maybe i dont understand it because im autistic and dont understand people but how can you be not gay enough or too gay???
@paperip1996
Жыл бұрын
@@hod2024 After a lot of self reflection and therapy, I think what the girl was saying was "I'm afraid you're not really bi, and that you're just using me as a cover story to avoid the uncomfortable conversations you'd have to have with your family if you were dating a man." The guy was a drama queen, and pretty much straight up told me "I want a guy who really is just the full stereotypical gay."
@paperip1996
Жыл бұрын
@@SheTells A-O.K. by me. I wouldn't want to deal with a homophobic piece of shit as a partner, so it evens out.
@bdaarmy9736
Жыл бұрын
@Herstory Sounds really specific. Like you dated a girl like that and she was the only one willing to "deal with you".
@ozzysmith2571
2 жыл бұрын
She didn't want to spend time with me if I had recently eaten any of the flavours of chips she didn't like. She hated the smell and wanted me to stop eating them entirely so she wouldn't have to smell something so disgusting. She smoked cigarettes...
@bread6811
2 жыл бұрын
Outrageous
@Oturan20
2 жыл бұрын
Anyone who smokes has no right to talk about other people's breaths! 🙃
@katie7748
2 жыл бұрын
My dad once told me kissing a smoker was like licking an ashtray. Gee, idk, I've been married to a smoker for 11 years and not once has he ever tasted like what I presume an ashtray tastes like 🤷♀️ Edit: I do nag him here n there to quit but it's for his health, not his breath. His breath is just fine.
@koftespiess
2 жыл бұрын
@@katie7748 I mean your dad is right if they didn't brush their teeth but it sounds exaggerated regardless.
@bignuts8079
2 жыл бұрын
@@katie7748 Try being raised by two smokers and getting bullied at school for the smell of cigarette smoke being on your clothes because said smokers smoked inside.
@TheTrueBrawler
2 жыл бұрын
3:13 "Wait you guys are getting reasons?" This one killed me.
@CornHhh359
2 жыл бұрын
Nah it the I smell like soups
@NoriMori1992
2 жыл бұрын
I got broken up with without a reason once, in high school. We weren't very serious so I wasn't all that upset. He didn't offer a reason and I didn't ask, though I was curious. _Several_ years later he admitted that it was because he's gay 😂
@bucket6386
2 жыл бұрын
me too
@starlight_studios_art
2 жыл бұрын
@@NoriMori1992 DAMN WHAT Oof size: ???????
@itsnotamasterpieceitsamist772
2 жыл бұрын
@@starlight_studios_art definitely five and a half inches
@Zantetsu13
2 жыл бұрын
"Her Psychic told her..." Completely valid reason, not sure why is it even on the list. Saved him the trouble of figuring out he was dating a complete moron.
@noobgod4272
2 жыл бұрын
“Had us in the first half not gonna lie”
@DarthVader-if9kr
2 жыл бұрын
I’m not gonna lie, I thought you were agreeing with her lol
@elegy6462
Жыл бұрын
Dunno why or how but I read "Complete Moron" as "Computer"
@AramatiPaz
Жыл бұрын
Are you aware theres the real chance it was just a made up excuse? Girls use holistic to break up in attempt to not hurt the boys feelings all the time.
@GeraltofRivia22
Жыл бұрын
Same for the Voldemort one. Women who are obsessed with Harry Potter are the worst.
@saracummings9133
Жыл бұрын
"my cousins don't like the way you hold your fork" WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH....😭😭😭
@fightclub6291
5 ай бұрын
Don't bring that weak fork grip in our house! (I'm joking that family is insane)
@crux8675
19 күн бұрын
the earth is not green buddy
@nathankurtz8045
14 күн бұрын
@@crux8675you're right, it's magenta
@crux8675
14 күн бұрын
@@nathankurtz8045 i know ???
@Nerobyrne
2 жыл бұрын
I've heard the "I'm leaving my toothbrush at your apartment so I can slowly move in" method, but never the "I'm leaving my toothbrush at your place so I can pretend it's another girls because I'm too much of a coward to just break up with you" method.
@SuperanonymousUhhuh-pc1li
Жыл бұрын
My ex boyfriend sort of did that. Looking back it was probably because I’m trans though
@luminaletten9999
Жыл бұрын
@@SuperanonymousUhhuh-pc1liyeah it definitely was
@The_Altist
11 ай бұрын
@@SuperanonymousUhhuh-pc1linothing against trans people but maybe you should have told him first that you’re trans? Some people just prefer to know beforehand
@rhinobeetle11
11 ай бұрын
@@The_Altist based on what they said seems like they said beforehand and the ex was just dum
@The_Altist
11 ай бұрын
@@rhinobeetle11 oh ok
@Ash_Carnelian
2 жыл бұрын
This makes my social anxiety way worse, knowing that people actually do care about the stupidest things..
@neoqwerty
2 жыл бұрын
The people looking for the most ridiculous shit are basically taking themselves out the dating pool before you have to file for divorce and a restraining order. It's a good thing they're up front with their pettiness, trust me.
@Ash_Carnelian
2 жыл бұрын
@@neoqwerty I guess so.. but some of them are so specific, like, "They pronounced this one word in a way I didn't like." Or "They sang a song and messed up the lyrics." It makes me wonder if I've done something like that around someone and they secretly don't like me for it. I don't know how someone could genuinely dislike someone for something like that though..
@ishouldprobablychangemyuse5093
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ash_Carnelian nah, I don't think that a lot of people would dislike someone for that
@rosemarylinalool3432
2 жыл бұрын
The people that would be the most toxic to be around are the ones who care about the stupidest things, but the people that genuinely like you either won’t notice or won’t care about the stupid things
@xaius4348
2 жыл бұрын
At least the it's nice knowing that these people don't have the basic capacity to maintain relationships and are going to die alone!
@joshraid1550
2 жыл бұрын
The Voldemort part is funny because the idea that you shouldn’t say his name is actively refuted in the narrative itself. That would be like if you went out of your way to not talk about Bruno.
@izisi6800
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but that’s just because we don’t talk about Bruno!
@thebaku818
2 жыл бұрын
Mush mouth freak, morbidly obese- wait that's a parody
@MultiPhoenix06
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's the reason he got so powerful after returning. Because people refuses to acknowledge it, right? (Haven't read the books, just seen the movies)
@joshraid1550
2 жыл бұрын
@@MultiPhoenix06 Yeah that's part of it. Nobody wants to talk about him and the ministry appoints someone to convince everyone to ignore his presence. Fun fact, by the end she's basically a death eater in all but name to the point where when I was a kid I thought she'd either become one or had always been one when she actually wasn't.
@dripcolors8756
2 жыл бұрын
@@izisi6800 overused
@ironleegaming8227
Жыл бұрын
When I was like 14, I had an online girlfriend, and she told me that she was pregnant, and that it was mine, and then she convinced me to run away from home, to help her raise my child. Except I wasn't stupid, and told her off when she realized I had not in fact left my house.
@MyNamesFredrick
Жыл бұрын
You made the right choice brotha
@thepeasrolledoffthecounter7552
11 ай бұрын
That's scary wtf
@thaDjMauz
9 ай бұрын
Yeah that sounds like attempted abduction
@hello-hb1ll
8 ай бұрын
You say "her" but it's probably a 40 year old man trying to kidnap children
@ethanol1586
2 жыл бұрын
The holly jolly one made me genuinely spit out coffee
@jakob2290
2 жыл бұрын
Haha yes she missed such a great oppertunity
@edgaranalhoe7678
2 жыл бұрын
She made the right decision, after marrying him her life would be over
@thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208
2 жыл бұрын
honestly that's why I would get married
@sluggy1739
2 жыл бұрын
@@thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208 is that actually your dog
@Ven7068
2 жыл бұрын
@@thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208 your dog is cute
@tictacterminator
2 жыл бұрын
"maybe you should choose a different font for your dubstep album" "YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME"
@ireallydespisethisname
2 жыл бұрын
*clings to the Album Cover written in comic sans tightly*
@Devil-Speed8
2 жыл бұрын
Whats wrong with comic sans
@igsnt
2 жыл бұрын
@@Devil-Speed8 everything
@DERAILEDbeats
2 жыл бұрын
@@igsnt nothing
@water5210
2 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME GET OUUUUUT
@SIRHOPP3R
2 жыл бұрын
I got broke up with because her online ex gifted her Discord Nitro! Turns out I was being digitally cucked!
@nikkimoon1533
2 жыл бұрын
The most painful kind of pixelation.
@slosh7072
2 жыл бұрын
YOU DATED A DISCORD KITTEN IN REAL LIFE.
@Dennispacito
2 жыл бұрын
That's why I don't edate bru💀
@JoJoVD
2 жыл бұрын
Turns out you shouldn't let the pillar of your relationship be a messanger app...
@physical_insanity
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine using Discord at all, ironically or unironically.
@callingcrows3748
Жыл бұрын
Quite a few years ago, I got together with this guy that I had a crush on for a long time in high school. He had a lot of charisma, a magnetic personality and he was a really creative person. At the time, there wasn’t anything about him that I didn’t like. He was always trying to be friends with everybody and always making people laugh, and also coming up with these awesome stories that he would work really hard on. Cut to us being about 2 months into dating, at this point he has told me that he actually doesn’t really like our mutual friend group, and that he sees a bunch of flaws in the people in that group. Being blinded by my ‘rose-coloured lenses of love’, I just thought that meant that he didn’t want to hang out with those people and maybe only did so because he felt pressured to act like he liked everybody, or something. So, when I next planned a hangout with said friend group, I didn’t invite him. Why would I, when he had told me that he didn’t enjoy being around those people? Well, after finding out, he freaked out on me over text and ended up telling me he ‘didn’t want to see me for a while’. A week later, he dumped me and said that ‘he only dated me so that I’d know what a good relationship was like’ (my previous relationship was a whirlwind of bad experiences and choices). If only I’d known how much of a narcissist that guy was at that time. That messed up my sense of value for years, to say the least. That was many years ago now, though. I am in a long-term relationship with someone who cares for me and lets me know that he cares for me, and things have never been better in my life. Glad I never looked back.
@frogman3740
Жыл бұрын
It sounds like he was trying to separate you from your friends. After they do that they usually start to get abusive. You didn't dodge a bullet, you dodged a ballistic missile.
@sophiastamper9672
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, sounds like you dodged a bullet. Glad you found someone else.
@AmityDark
Жыл бұрын
Jesus… The amount of people playing ‘hero’ or just thinking of relationships as some kinda trade to get what they want is… heartbreaking… I hope with all my heart that this new relationship makes you happier than ever, higher than the clouds, and feel more whole than anything could ever make you You’re never alone, love :3 (Saw your comment and reminded me of a thing of my own)
@wren_.
Жыл бұрын
that’s so funny lmao, he was definitely trying to manipulate you away from your support system and your response completely messed up his plans in the best way possible
@theenderdestruction2362
Жыл бұрын
@@frogman3740I think you mean a they dodged a fucking nuclear warhead
@emiliapeters1359
2 жыл бұрын
He said that I am too quiet even though he dominated the conversation everytime we talked and would interrupt me whenever I tried to tell him a story to go into stupid details. Honestly, I'm surprised I was not the one who did the breaking up
@thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208
2 жыл бұрын
sounds like you dodged a bullet with that one
@TheFakeMakotoYuki
2 жыл бұрын
how do yall stay with people like this
@comradewindowsill4253
2 жыл бұрын
I would ask if that was my brother, but I know he never got any to begin with lol
@J_Lynn
2 жыл бұрын
yep, I had one like that too. He would sometimes apologize for cutting me off after he was done with one of his long tangents, but he never showed any interest in hearing what I was trying to say lol.... I did do the breaking up, though. Can't feel respected in that situation.
@Bongthroat
2 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, I've been there. Dude said I was too shy and I should make more of an effort to be friends with his friends, but honestly his friends were kinda awful.
@AjitaniShirasu
2 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta till the paranormal anomalies start telling you to break up with your s/o.
@wtf_is_this_handle_shit
2 жыл бұрын
She broke up with me because she researched SCP 055 and forgot everything
@AjitaniShirasu
2 жыл бұрын
@@wtf_is_this_handle_shit ok that comment is criminally underrated lmao Which SCP is your favorite?
@MezephelesArt
2 жыл бұрын
@@AjitaniShirasu Not the one asked, but there's this one skip I forgot the number of where it's a teacher able to warp reality using math problems. He used this power to protect his students. Edit: 4264 was the one I was talking about
@AjitaniShirasu
2 жыл бұрын
@@MezephelesArt I don't know really any of the SCPs beyond 2295, 3008, and 5000 but I'll go take a look :]
@MezephelesArt
2 жыл бұрын
@@AjitaniShirasu I also liked 348 so much that it drove me to shed real, actual tears and go hug my father
@GLUBSCHI
Жыл бұрын
So many bullets getting dodged in one video you'd think this was that one scene from the matrix
@chickennugget_rl
4 ай бұрын
is that a motherfucking geometry dash icon?!?!
@Vortex-zs9hi
3 ай бұрын
GEOMETRY DASH
@epictoast
Ай бұрын
*however the fuck the gd menu theme goes*
@carton5235
2 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna be a cop, which means I'm gonna be a bit of a lone wolf for a while" Yeah... cops certainly aren't known for working in pairs...
@lewiswade7297
2 жыл бұрын
Or in squads
@yasininn76
Жыл бұрын
Or whole ass precincts
@funnyusername8635
Жыл бұрын
I want to hear her description of what she thought being a cop was going to be like.
@andynachos2045
Жыл бұрын
Can confirm. My friend who is a cop doesn’t patrol fruit much.
@shaeby8123
Жыл бұрын
Man, what are those one movies called, buddy... something or another.
@aidenbagshaw5573
2 жыл бұрын
If someone breaks up with you over something stupid, then you dodged a bullet.
@Soul.Resonant
2 жыл бұрын
400
@RH-xp7ju
2 жыл бұрын
Some of the ones saying the reasons were even red flags 😭
@329link
2 жыл бұрын
Note; if someone breaks up with you because you are "too good" in some way, that is not the real reason. Ever.
@heathercalun4919
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah some of these break-ups belong in r/thathappened
@shirothefish9688
2 жыл бұрын
I Unironically have a friend who is in a relationship and both of them are paranoid about each other because they seem so perfect together. I can confirm, this is an actual thing that happens, even if it's stupid rare.
@melodywawichi802
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, yeah. It happened with me once online where someone thought I was “too good” but we haven’t made amends to actually speak with each other ever again. It’s been years.
@coxandrewj
2 жыл бұрын
@@heathercalun4919 I would argue that easily at least half of the stories told on reddit belong on r/thathappened
@neoqwerty
2 жыл бұрын
If "too good" is the reason, they're insecure and/or have trust issues, and it's very real and they'll stay paranoid AF unless they admit and work on it.
@tsifirakiehl4250
Жыл бұрын
You know, if someone accuses their partner of cheating with no real evidence, that’s often a sign that they are the one who’s cheating and projecting it onto their partner.
@raij465
3 ай бұрын
Or, that they’ve been cheated on in the past and still have betrayal trauma.
@TheGalaxyWings
2 жыл бұрын
I swear to god psychics are a menace to society. One of my mother's friends got told by hers that the reason behind her dog's anxiety was that she could speak to the dead. So now she's paying special sessions to close the dog's chakras or some shit. The poor dog had just been used for breeding for half her life before she got adopted
@peruvianpriestess
10 ай бұрын
Psychics are known for preying on vulnerable people and taking as much as their money as possible. They also serve Satan. People should never trust them, seek them out or try to practice mediumship and fortune telling themselves.
@andynachos2045
7 ай бұрын
Somebody save this dog
@xythrr
6 ай бұрын
Its so weird how people try and explain away complicated things... with even more stupid and complicated things.
@ParkerTheSwordsman
5 ай бұрын
We need a psychic stories video!
@ZachariahMBaird
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly being named Holly Jolly is a perfectly acceptable reason to break up.
@LuckySketches
2 жыл бұрын
Unless you're the protagonist of a Hallmark movie.
@Brave_Sir_Robin
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed- just like the so having the same name as one of your parents
@wordsmith451
2 жыл бұрын
said Zachariah.
@ZachariahMBaird
2 жыл бұрын
@@wordsmith451 you sound like what a 45 year old uncle would call a kid named Rebecca to try to sound cool
@wtf_is_this_handle_shit
2 жыл бұрын
@@ZachariahMBaird "Hey there, Becko!!"
@EverTheFractal
2 жыл бұрын
I don't drink or smoke and my ex boyfriend decided this meant I was a sheltered, immature person who needed to be treated like a child and actually went "awww don't worry it's not your fault" when I said I didn't recognise a nightclub he mentioned. This is after me mentioning multiple times that the reason I dont drink or smoke is because of the medications I take! I was actually relieved when I caught him on a date with his ex and we just kinda silently ended things there and haven't spoken since lmao.
@MyVanir
Жыл бұрын
Even without the medical reason, how is not liking liver death and cancer sticks immature? That is pretty much what a teenager with confidence issues would think because his image of an adult comes from the movies.
@EverTheFractal
Жыл бұрын
@@MyVanir this comment is fun to see again cause he ended up breaking up with that guy and tried to ask me out again lmao I dodged a bullet
@AramatiPaz
Жыл бұрын
@@MyVanir well said. I think it's good my country forbidden smoking in movies and tv shows, also ad for cigarette. Kills the realism but work.
@GummyDinosaursify
Жыл бұрын
Not BF, but I definitely had friends who would get pissy that I didn't smoke or drink. Last time we hung out, they all pinned me down and tried to force me to drink a bottle of beer to get me to "lighten up". Needless to say, I haven't spoken to any of them in over a decade and I dont regret it at all.
@MasterIsabelle
Жыл бұрын
@@MyVanir I love the term “cancer sticks”
@afterlife697
Жыл бұрын
I once broke up with a girl partially because her parents didn’t like me dating her. I’ve been a church missionary Been part of United States, Air Force auxiliary And I donate regularly to an organization that helps build wells in Africa. They said they believed I would lead their daughter in to sin About two weeks later, it came out that her father had been cheating on the mother and spending all their money on gambling, alcohol and women.
@stormtendo
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, hypocrisy
@thepeasrolledoffthecounter7552
11 ай бұрын
Honestly I feel bad for the girl... that's nuts
@velocityraptor2890
11 ай бұрын
boy, people really like telling on themselves like that dont they?
@thatoneannoyingtornadosire8755
10 ай бұрын
Was it just the parents or did the girl side with them?
@afterlife697
10 ай бұрын
@@thatoneannoyingtornadosire8755 just the parents
@Meralx
2 жыл бұрын
Every single time I see the phrase, "I literally just can't even." I think to myself, "That's rather odd." Ba dum tss.
@Ana-mz7ve
2 жыл бұрын
ah
@ABB14-11
2 жыл бұрын
Took me a second!
@passingchampion
2 жыл бұрын
Get out
@heathermerhout8775
2 жыл бұрын
You made me laugh out loud well done
@Tjalve70
2 жыл бұрын
Well, if they can't even, then obviously they're odd.
@BaconNuke
2 жыл бұрын
I love the one that broke up in hopes they will get back together like in the movies.. god I wanna know how they think they will meet up again.. like will they be keeping tabs on their ex so they can just "pop up" again down the line? Will they try to sabotage other relationships so their movie fantasy can not be stopped? Or will they just regret it down the line when their ex forgets about them and just moves on like a rational person?
@snekysneks
2 жыл бұрын
People forget that entertainment is meant to be entertaining, and usually that translates into conflict and drama. Fiction isn't indicative to how reality works.
@Bongthroat
2 жыл бұрын
They'll probably just camp out at the airport, as that's where the most "romantic" scenes always take place.
@oreosaregood8633
2 жыл бұрын
maybe they will force there way into a love triangle thing and pretend its so dramatic, and the ex "has to choose between us" or something like that lol
@Otgel
2 жыл бұрын
@@Bongthroat 7 years later: "you've finally come" "who tf are you?"
@andipoe7765
2 жыл бұрын
Funny story... my current boyfriend and I dated almost two years ago before I broke up with him. Neither of us were ready for a relationship and it was a bad time. All these years later I took him to the mall and we hit it off. Now, I'm in a healthy relationship with someone I love.
@Maid_of_Spiders
2 жыл бұрын
Ok this doesn't have to do with the video but I LOVE the insect wall scroll you had in the background of your meme sketch. Nice to see another bug fan.
@thesetwofloofs5397
2 жыл бұрын
bug.
@nonagonguy6121
2 жыл бұрын
@@thesetwofloofs5397 i know right
@mysterystainontherug6290
2 жыл бұрын
Bug.
@coinwater8511
2 жыл бұрын
I love the creepy crawlies! I have a cool bug botanical picture I found at a flea market!
@MYSTERIOUSORBS
2 жыл бұрын
@@coinwater8511 pun intended?
@aceofspades_20
Жыл бұрын
Thinking I was being sweet or romantic I told my gf "you're the best part of my life." She didn't answer, then called me back days later and said "I can't handle that kind of pressure" and dumped me
@josemateusbaptista8054
10 ай бұрын
Welp, she took it too literally.
@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
8 ай бұрын
Thats... kinda funny. I just imagine her for days like "oh shit what if i screw this up... oh fuck"
@fayflurina3382
11 күн бұрын
fair reason imo, wouldn't dump anyone for it but i understand why it might be an issue
@angiecat845
2 жыл бұрын
An adult talking in an Elmo voice is a totally legit reason to break up with them. It really tickles me.
@REDACTEDbox
Жыл бұрын
bruh was that pun intended or
@dontspikemydrink9382
Жыл бұрын
@@REDACTEDbox it was
@stormtendo
Жыл бұрын
Bruh
@fishtune
2 жыл бұрын
seeing matt do the troll face made my day so much better. i actually had a really bad argument with my partner earlier today, but matt’s videos never fail to make me laugh. absolute gold
@dakotahrickard
2 жыл бұрын
At the risk of being a creepy KZitem comment replier ... too late, I guess ... Arguments, even bad ones, are not a sign of an abnormal or doomed relationship. It is important to try to communicate respectfully, and it's important to have the expectation of being communicated with respectfully. But conflict is a normal part of human-to-human interaction. Even stupid arguments can serve as an opportunity for growth. It's a chance to learn more about one another, to reveal your flaws and come to terms with theirs. Remember, arguing is communication, even though that communication is a little broken. It's better to have broken communication than no communication at all, which is a sadly typical state. Best of luck to you and yours going forward.
@Beth_0477
2 жыл бұрын
@@dakotahrickard damn shit is too long to read
@dakotahrickard
2 жыл бұрын
@@Beth_0477 Yeah. I get that a lot. Which is both really amusing and really not. It's too bad, really. Have a nice day.
@dakotahrickard
2 жыл бұрын
@oPuggo Interesting. It was probably a paragraph. Certainly, it was too long for Twitter, but this is ... KZitem? Trying to find a balance between concision and imprecision.
@foxnike6322
2 жыл бұрын
@@dakotahrickard lmao don't mind them my guy, your reply was awesome and not long in the slightest. Good advice!
@Bella-md9nd
2 жыл бұрын
Video suggestion: the weirdest situations you've been in or witnessed at a mall.
@nikkimoon1533
2 жыл бұрын
Did you buy the socks tho? I need an update! 🥺
@edgaranalhoe7678
2 жыл бұрын
Ohhh here is mine! Once I was at the mall with my friend and got some frozen yoghurt. We were eating it on the bench, some random dude walked to us, looked at our yoghurts and said „pathetic” and left. To this day idk what was that but i like to think he was offended by the toppings we’ve chosen.
@MooseInASuit
2 жыл бұрын
I remember when at the mall, some people threw a pretzel stand off of the third floor.
@nonagonguy6121
2 жыл бұрын
@@edgaranalhoe7678 well you probably chose pathetic yogurt then
@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil
2 жыл бұрын
Saw someone just walking around aimlessly with a body pillow Went into the Japanese store to buy some candy (basically the Japanese equivalent of Hi-Chews, i absolutely recommend the ramune flavor, it’s even fizzy) and as I was checking out I practiced what little Japanese I know (I’m currently learning) and the cashier just stared blankly at me I got yelled at by security for sitting down Saw a group of teenage boys, probably seniors, driving around in those tiny kiddie mall cart scooter thingies If I think of more I’ll edit Edit: okay these ones weren’t at the mall but I have a couple more I overheard these snippets of conversation at an ice cream shop/deli: “…then I choked on a burrito and almost died, and my music teacher had to give me the Heimlich…” “…and then he had the nerve to say “Can you buy me food?”” At the same ice cream shop, a pigeon flew inside and dive-bombed several patrons, then flew away At a restaurant next to a pier: we were sitting outside and this dude drives past on a Segway and says in the most monotone voice “I am Lightning McQueen” Saw a child punch the statue of Bullseye (the dog from Target) for no apparent reason, who then sobbed when Bullseye fell over A mother takes a tampon from her bag in the pool locker room. Child says “ooo what’s that?” Mother says, incredibly quickly, “NOT FOR YOU”
@Undomaranel
Жыл бұрын
No joke, there is a famous contemporary oboe player who prefers to share his bed with his oboe over his wife... and the wife completely understands that the nature of the instrument requires 150% lifetime dedication to pay any bills with and is an absolute diva regarding temperature, humidity, loose anything, you name it. My student oboe freaking stopped playing back in high school because we toured from WA to CA, and the air pressure over the mountains threw it out of alignment and needed professional readjustment. My Yamaha intermediate oboe that barely had a low Bb key and no side F key was that temperamental. Just imagine Lorée's and their needs... and as the owner of one it is just as ridiculous as you think it is. Oh yeah, the wife sleeps in the guest room while the oboe gets a body heat regulated bed, because she supports her husband and the finicky tool that is their livelihood.
@Kain_cee
Жыл бұрын
I mean, if they’re both okay with it and understand each other it’s perfectly fine. I just hope the oboe’s getting moved to the guest bedroom if they have sex.
@AtheistPirate
Жыл бұрын
The English horn sleeps on the couch. It knows why.
@Geolaminar
Жыл бұрын
I'm a little suprized at this. Yes, the human body is excellent at holding a specific temperature, but that temperature comes with a good bit of humidity and people tend to move a lot while asleep. It seems like there would be a risk of damage or rust. A temperature/humidity controlled case could manage both just as well as the human body for less than ten grand, which, given the dedication we see here, seems like a perfectly reasonable price to pay.
@Fritz9672
Жыл бұрын
@@Kain_cee No, it watches.
@cinderellaskeleton6720
Жыл бұрын
Wait but then why don't they both sleep in the guest room and just let the oboe sleep on its own?
@DarlingChaos
2 жыл бұрын
Had a high school boyfriend break up with me before he went to summer camp, cause he didn't think he would be able to stay faithful to me while he was gone. Then proceeded to, for the next 12 YEAR, call me "the one that got away" because I wasn't going to wait around for him to decide to be faithful. Lol. We're both married to other people now, but I still occasionally get messages of "I wish things had been different". 🙄 I don't. Lolol
@MightyMyna
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah dude fr missed out on your awesomeness
@Konpekikaminari
2 жыл бұрын
Man's not a clown He's a whole circus performing a rom-com
@alexthibodeau979
2 жыл бұрын
If he is sending you texts like that, I don't think that he could be faithful to you at summer camp or not lol.
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
Are you sure he's the guy and you're the girl? Because that totally sounds backwards lol.
@MyVanir
Жыл бұрын
Should just forward those messages to his wife for the giggles.
@RoxanneClimber
2 жыл бұрын
" worst valentine's day ever." was the biggest plot twist burn i ever heard at 4:11
@KatJustice97
2 жыл бұрын
My coworker just got rejected because his date told him she "valued intelligence too much." I personally don't know that I would recover from that one, but he seemed to take it in stride
@hazukichanx408
10 ай бұрын
"Wait, you guys are getting _reasons?"_ Relatable... too relatable. It's the wondering that drives one mad. "Did I do something wrong? How can I do better in future without at least some vague indication of what it was? It might have been a stupid trivial reason, of course... but can I really just assume that?"
@johnnycovenant2286
10 ай бұрын
Idk I've had no explanation and I've been dumped for meth and escort work I don't know about you but I'd rather it be something petty without an explanation 😅
@imamoocow4
4 ай бұрын
if they dont give you a reason its probably a them problem
@eldiaz3527
4 ай бұрын
Don't worry! I imagine a lot of the reasons in this video weren't the actual reasons, just minor fights that make them realize they've had enough.
@S_a_m_
2 жыл бұрын
Puppet school is more important than any relationship, change my mind, I bet you can't
@Bobby_Corwen
2 жыл бұрын
What's the point of learning puppetry if there are no children to entertain? (Not a serious answer)
@IrvingIV
2 жыл бұрын
Always was he looking away, to the future, to the horizon. Never was his mind on where. he. was. _What_ he was doing, _hm?_ kzitem.info/news/bejne/ymmgr2eIq3-kiX4
@nikkimoon1533
2 жыл бұрын
Magic school, Bruh.
@nikkimoon1533
2 жыл бұрын
Even Yu-Gi-Oh Duel academy is more important than puppet school.
@Mrs._Fenc
2 жыл бұрын
I hope they reached their puppetry dreams
@stupidmariomakes730
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the “I need to spend more time on my oboe” makes sense. Playing oboe, even at a college level, not only includes practicing the instrument, but fine tuning and often making your own reeds. It is a time consuming little shit of an instrument. I love playing the oboe.
@justinbuddy56
2 жыл бұрын
Real oboe moment
@theKobus
2 жыл бұрын
“I am about to disappear into the practice room for six months” is reasonable grounds for breakup. Like going off to war.
@heathermerhout8775
2 жыл бұрын
I’m about to graduate as a music composition major; I’ve seen for myself just how much time music majors need to practice and perfect their skills!
@layali5723
2 жыл бұрын
I think about this comment about once a month and I don't know why, its just ingrained in my memory...so thanks I guess.
@DavidSartor0
2 жыл бұрын
@@layali5723 The comment was made less than two months ago.
@madcap3450
2 жыл бұрын
My friend brought his new girlfriend over who insisted she was gonna become a doctor through online courses and kept talking about medical related topics with full confidence. When my wife started very calmly correcting her (my wife is a nurse practitioner) she lost her shit and yelled at my friend to stand up for her. My friend is incredibly passive to begin with and he's known me since we were 6 and my wife since we were 15 so he just responded "sorry but I think she knows what shes talking about" she then got up, and drove away leaving him there and completely ghosted him afterwards. Even worse he was visiting us for the first time since covid during which we moved over an hour away from him so she not only made the reunion awkward as hell but forced me to drive his dumb ass home the next day
@nevenazMadwrld
2 жыл бұрын
that chick sounds hysterical and mad confused💀
@kane-111
2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit did he dodge a bullet lmao
@madcap3450
2 жыл бұрын
@@kane-111 I didnt even mention half the shit that came out of her mouth before that lol. Like very carefully describing her entire sexual history to us in gruesome detail when nobody asked
@brunobruno-c1d
2 жыл бұрын
he sounds pretty cool tho, standing up for who was right even tho the wrong person was in a relationship with him if he defended the gf even tho it was wrong just cause it was a gf, then you'd see how bad he'd be
@madcap3450
2 жыл бұрын
@@brunobruno-c1d Lol you kidding? In high school me and my friend were playing magic the gathering while my wife was playing hockey, if he tried to say shit she'd just take his lunch money and shove him in a locker 🤣
@fh9061
Жыл бұрын
What I love about this is that it shows the other person isn't actually not worth your time so no one has to lie to you and tell you that because you've seen it forst hand
@wabbit2099
2 жыл бұрын
So the real reason for most of these is that at least one half of the couple wasn’t that into the other and just gave whatever stupid reason came to mind.
@OliverCovfefe
2 жыл бұрын
“Wait, you guys are getting reasons?” But yeah, lmao. Think for a lot of these it’s just the straw that broke the camel’s back, or they really were never into the other person to start with.
@issue43yt52
2 жыл бұрын
My one of ex (gf) said that the lgbtq+ was cringe when I said I was pan (I’m a girl btw) then she goes I’m breaking up with u and then proceeds to kiss another girl I just died of laughter at that moment only tears of laughter
@maxwell9561
2 жыл бұрын
god damn ikr like is it really that hard to say "I don't like you romantically, we should break up"
@funnyusername8635
2 жыл бұрын
The most honest breakup reason I ever got was "This just isn't really working out" and I agreed. We figured we'd had our fun and it was time to go have fun with other people.
@thewanderingmistnull2451
Жыл бұрын
No, I'm guessing the real reason is that most of these are from middle school or high schoolers and are exactly as petty as they sound.
@numberonesnarkfan
2 жыл бұрын
my mum broke up with a large number of kind and loving men because they had "bad energy" and "her guardian angel was guiding her"
@thewhompingwampa2671
2 жыл бұрын
Did you try throwing holy water onto her? Pretty sure that wasn't no Guardian Angel.
@Marcelelias11
2 жыл бұрын
"If you smell shit everywhere you go, check the bottom of your shoes."
@Pingimaster
2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry that is a family member
@schoo9256
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like her guardian angel is subtly trying to get into her pants.
@arnekgriswold9059
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's none of your business if she doesn't want to date anyone?
@spam2908
2 жыл бұрын
Worst one I know happened to one of my dad's friends. His wife (yes, wife) divorced him because she took a quiz on cosmopolitan that said she shouldn't be married. Worst part was he let her have the house + paid child support as long as he got joint custody of the kids
@madias1884
2 жыл бұрын
I hope dude found a better wife
@Memoreism
Жыл бұрын
Wow, she's a real jerk.
@elisecode2212
Жыл бұрын
Well maybe it made her realize something, you know? Like it asked something about her relationship and she realized the answer was bad. Idk though
@sitcomchristian6886
Жыл бұрын
@@elisecode2212 Yeah, it's either something like this and it's being oversimplified to make her sound crazy, OR this just didn't happen and was made up for the sweet, sweet upvotes.
@orppranator5230
Жыл бұрын
“He let her”? Divorce court is heavily biased against men. The husband losing a ton of financial assets, while also not having main custody, and having to pay child support is generally considered to be a lucky outcome for a man.
@zerothefox9027
Жыл бұрын
Yeah the pretzel story reminds me of the time my mom's ex-wife scolded/berated me for spitting out a piece of corn that I was choking on. Very cool of her 🙃
@leargamma4912
10 ай бұрын
The real problem is your mom married a woman. That is a recioe for disaster
@shaunburchett5428
6 ай бұрын
How dare you spit out a piece of corn rather than choking and dying like a considerate person
@MLBedits4U-bc1sp
4 ай бұрын
@@shaunburchett5428 ikr, so disrespectful
@TheIT221
3 ай бұрын
Nothing like the feeling of being gaslighted that something that was dangerous was somehow *all* your fault!
@lorddialtones
2 жыл бұрын
Only a true potterhead would get angry when someone would say Voldemort. Potterheads scare me
@nikkimoon1533
2 жыл бұрын
Avada--
@bonecanoe86
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah they freak me out. As a Ravenclaw I'm too intelligent for such foolishness.
@Mrs._Fenc
2 жыл бұрын
hehe it kinda sounds like pothead
@nonagonguy6121
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mrs._Fenc this is a real comedy moment
@rymikai
2 жыл бұрын
i'd rather die than be w a potterhead considering how aggressively transphobic joke rowling is
@Reurovision
2 жыл бұрын
Y’know some of these relationships frankly don’t seem worth it. If someone is willing to break up with you over something as stupid as these, it probably wouldn’t have worked out.
@Zestieee
2 жыл бұрын
the best one is "Wait, you guys are getting reasons?". i laughed more than i should have
@PotassiumCat6163
2 жыл бұрын
4:00 Imagine having to sit the rest of the flight with your ex girlfriend 😬
@littlesisterlover9105
10 ай бұрын
I used to do traveling work with a missionary group. On one of those trips, my plane seat was next to a girl in the group I had previously dated, a relationship that had ended when she cheated on me. What an awful flight that was.
@certified_geek7536
2 жыл бұрын
These people just liked the idea of being in a relationship and found out they had absolutely no love for the person they decided to date. At least hang out with someone once or twice before trying to date them.
@runeanonymous9760
2 жыл бұрын
The puppet guy was legit though? If you’re leaving to pursue higher education you should do so- we wouldn’t be saying the same thing if it was law school.
@asriel5541
2 жыл бұрын
literally baseless assumption
@doplop
2 жыл бұрын
@@runeanonymous9760 why would you have to break up to do that though
@MedokaLightning
2 жыл бұрын
@@runeanonymous9760 and… why is that now a „legit reason“ to break up with someone? O.o if he’s a nice guy how cares? 🤷🏻♀️
@commenturthegreat2915
2 жыл бұрын
@@MedokaLightning He had to choose between relationship and career. He chose career. That sucks for both of them, but it's a perfectly reasonable choice. Let's be honest, the notion that there's only one relationship that could ever work for you is unrealistic, and sacrificing everything else you have for it just isn't viable most of the time.
@jeremycortez13
2 жыл бұрын
The one at 3:33 felt relatable. I went through a similar thing. Had an ex who admitted to me that she'd cheated, and then when I forgave her she told me she wanted a break to consider things. She broke up with me a month later. One of the things she told me was that she felt like, if we continued the relationship, I'd let her walk all over me.
@TheFakeMakotoYuki
2 жыл бұрын
why are yall trying to get back after getting cheated on smh
@jeremycortez13
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheFakeMakotoYuki Didn't know my own worth and forgave too easily. Know better now. Live and learn.
@TheFakeMakotoYuki
2 жыл бұрын
@@jeremycortez13 yes
@J_Lynn
2 жыл бұрын
... well... i can at least give her props for not wanting to walk all over you, i guess.
@jellymatsuryuka6853
2 жыл бұрын
@Cenestpasmapersonnalité I have a better name for that, it's called "simp", you like it?
@madmouse1016
2 жыл бұрын
This makes me breaking up cause I fell out of love with my ex seem more reasonable and I now feel like a normal human being
@NoriMori1992
2 жыл бұрын
That's literally the most valid reason you can possibly have! In fact you _should_ break up with someone in that situation, it would be wrong _not_ to.
@madmouse1016
2 жыл бұрын
@@NoriMori1992 Exactly what I thought
@LucaGRizzi
Жыл бұрын
"My cousins don't like the way you hold the fork" I have so many questions
@Delqa
2 жыл бұрын
i completely died at the "holy cow" part
@haydreich6231
2 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@bluethunderbolt9631
2 жыл бұрын
So did her interest in him
@TheSilentor
Жыл бұрын
but the cow wasn't holy
@ClownieFace
2 жыл бұрын
They think I broke up with them because of their ADHD. No, I broke up with them because they were using Hyper fixation as a reason to neglect our relationship, and only loved me because I could voice their favorite characters. Before you get pissed off at me, I have ADHD as well. Hyperfixation doesn't mean that you can just neglect all of your relationships. I do hyperfixate. I still make immense amounts of time for my loved ones.
@piranhalettuce
Жыл бұрын
Damn that sucks, imagine only loving someone because they can voice a fictional character.
@miaa7968
Жыл бұрын
Don't let anyone tell you you're in the wrong. My partner and I both have ADHD, and question mark on autism as well for the both of us. We struggle a lot with our ADHD but we're also grown adults who have to take responsibility for our actions and accept our neurodivergency explains why we act the way we do but does not justify neglectful behaviour, so we work hard. Your ex was lame and scapegoated their ADHD as a disguise to treat you like shit.
@matheussanthiago9685
Жыл бұрын
Did you date Abed Nadir?
@vendettaknight104
Жыл бұрын
ADHD's a bitch, ain't it?
@AnnaColon3
Жыл бұрын
i have ADHD too and i stand w u
@wyfyr6287
2 жыл бұрын
The short “I smelled like soup” got me
@ABB14-11
2 жыл бұрын
The real question is: what soup?
@juliashirokova8374
Жыл бұрын
i broke up with a boy in january. it was long time coming and i had right reasons, but the thing that pushed me over the edge was him getting upset that i wanted to play sims instead of standing in the kitchen with him for half an hour while he cooked FOR HIMSELF ONLY. i prepared a movie for us to watch while he eats and got blankets. he went to a different room and i was like ah okay you want space. next day turns out that me wanting space for 30 minutes is a betrayal and i don't love him. so anyway, I'm not dating 18 year olds anymore.
@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb
11 ай бұрын
Wait hold up how old are you
@juliashirokova8374
11 ай бұрын
@@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb 19 don't worry
@juliashirokova8374
11 ай бұрын
@@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb 20 now actually but at the time of the story 19
@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb
11 ай бұрын
@@juliashirokova8374 Ah ok that makes more sense
@quetzal8100
4 ай бұрын
Absolutely menacing way to end a paragraph lmao
@celadonk
2 жыл бұрын
I was practicing the oboe with this on in the background, suddenly hearing "I need to practice my oboe right now" gave me a bit of a shock
@cheesestyx945
2 жыл бұрын
Are you in a relationship? Might be fate telling you to end it, jk.
@Tjalve70
2 жыл бұрын
@@cheesestyx945 He's probably in a relationship with his oboe.
@macoroniwiththechickenstri3622
2 жыл бұрын
I play oboe too!
@RyanTosh
Жыл бұрын
@@Tjalve70 Followup: does playing an Oboe in a relationship count as cheating?
@mymo_in_Bb
2 жыл бұрын
"I need to focus on my oboe right now" is a perfectly valid reason, you know how much care and work double reeds require? I mean I don't play double reeds, only single reeds, but oh boy I've heard stories about them
@noxnox-e9s
2 жыл бұрын
Damn it double reeds are horrible dont get me started
@JSearsFilms27
2 жыл бұрын
I play baritone and wanted to try out the school’s bassoon since they’re both c instruments and I wanted to broaden my horizons a bit. My teacher’s response was basically “hoho no you don’t”
@noxnox-e9s
2 жыл бұрын
@@JSearsFilms27 yea you dont i tried oboe once I went back to claritnet
@dakotahrickard
2 жыл бұрын
The only double reed I ever played was the bagpipe. Also, with what music majors have to put up with, I don't see how any of them maintain solid commitments to anything else. I never was a Music major btw, just hung out with them an awful lot, because ... I would have been one, except I hate the idea of taking twelve 1-credit-hour classes :) or whatever. I kind of think breaking up to practice the oboe more shows some other unhealthy traits in one or both partners though. Like, why break up with someone to practice more. Just ask them to take some time to go on fewer dates. Makes me think there's probably either more to the story or a serious communications or confidence problem.
@dakotahrickard
2 жыл бұрын
@@JSearsFilms27 Always meant to try the bassoon. Too bad I don't know anyone who has one. I play a bit of baritone though. Wish I could get my hands on a proper euphonium. The whole reason I like the bassoon so much is the dark, mellow sound of it. The euphonium is supposed to be darker and mellower than the baritone at least?
@mat3wcb10
2 жыл бұрын
I got broke up because of the almost classic "I need to focus on my studies" She failed all of the exams
@jj02mc27
2 жыл бұрын
oof
@kaylynn709
2 жыл бұрын
THATS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY OMG nto the breaking up part BUT YOUKNOW
@anandasatria7734
2 жыл бұрын
She might not the brightest, but she tried. Nonetheless, it's funny.
@Moocow2003
2 жыл бұрын
I mean... She really did need to focus 😂
@hooligan9794
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like she did REALLY needed to focus on her studies.
@beast0339
Жыл бұрын
As someone who is very *very* neurodivergent and I've been told by many people I'm difficult to understand at face value, seeing people break up with other people for the dumbest reasons doesn't make my relationship anxiety and crippling fear of loneliness any better...
@LeviAckerman-cl6iy
Жыл бұрын
We’ll be alright one day bud, it just takes time
@catbatrat1760
Жыл бұрын
If it makes you feel better, can you imagine how disloyal these people had to have been to break up with their partners over this shit? If someone breaks up with you over something that stupid, I'd argue that they'd be doing you a favor. For example, I saw a couple of comments on here about the "her psychic told her I was secretly gay" saying things like "Well, at least that psychic saved him the trouble of having to figure out that his girlfriend is a complete moron."
@jessicaferrari3987
Жыл бұрын
You will hopefully find a very similar type of neurodivergent and things are gonna be much easier. It is important to mask as little as possible, only when really necessary (to keep a job if really worth it), because in that way you will attract more people like you! It's like a filter, only the good ones for you will remain! This was a non requested advise from a neurodivergent woman with a long term neurodivergent boyfriend, but an average of 1 and a half friends. Just so you know also the risks.... 😅
@billcipher8645
Жыл бұрын
Well, as an encouragement, most neurotypical people don't break up for reasons like these
@Moocow2003
Жыл бұрын
I'm sure you'll find someone :) being honest and both wanting to communicate to solve problems helps a lot. Sometimes people either don't want to communicate (perhaps they feel that their partner 'should just know' what's wrong), or sometimes they don't know how. But at least you will be able to say that you tried and you learned about yourself by dating people.
@yoyohan9
2 жыл бұрын
That first guy was either not ready to be in another relationship after being cheated on, or he was really in a rush to get out of his current relationship.
@garfieldunderpants9914
2 жыл бұрын
Or he just thought it would reduce the chances of getting cheated on in the next relationship.
@hunterlawrence3573
2 жыл бұрын
sounded like trust issues
@yoyohan9
2 жыл бұрын
@@hunterlawrence3573 Yeah, I think so too
@GiantProcrastiNation
2 жыл бұрын
It definitely feels like he ended it because he wasn't ready for a relationship. His ex shattered his trust and it feels like he couldn't bring himself to trust the new gf and so had to end it
@0bashie
2 жыл бұрын
Not the most outrageous reason, but I was dumped by someone I loved a lot for being "too obsessed" with her, because I texted "Good morning!" every day. We were together for over a year and she never said anything of it.
@disguisedcat1750
Жыл бұрын
How dare you
@sephiroth0409
Жыл бұрын
Well if you also wrote it while she was sleeping next too you I would understand
@Nikita_Akashya
Жыл бұрын
That is so weird. Me and my friends all have a round of good mornings in our group chat every day. How is that being obsessed with someone? I don't get it.
@jacobfreeland6881
Жыл бұрын
@@Nikita_Akashya It would feel kinda needy to me, like the person isn’t emotionally prepared to get on with their day until they’ve interacted with me.
@jolecaes2517
Жыл бұрын
@@jacobfreeland6881 Bad morning to you then
@Evan_2-the_sequel
2 жыл бұрын
0:45 I just imagine loud hardcore dubstep with the album cover just being comic sans
@PoopyButthole123
Жыл бұрын
I would purchase that so fast
@ronan-outoftime
7 ай бұрын
i'm imagining arial or times new roman, like he didnt even change it when he typed it out
@Xehanort10
2 жыл бұрын
1:55 If you dump an immortal person you're missing out.
@TitusRedwind
2 жыл бұрын
Once, a girl broke up with me when she found out I had the same middle name as her brother and insisted that meant we were related and couldn't date.
@poopman6944
2 жыл бұрын
y'know most of these seem fake but you just can't make this shit up 💀 also was she blonde lmao
@NoriMori1992
2 жыл бұрын
I… How does she think middle names work?!
@elot5146
2 жыл бұрын
it's like DNA. if you and your partner's name have the same letters you're already on thin ice. but if you have the same middle name it means your parents have such similar tastes y'all may as well be siblings. source: the umm, y'know, the uhhh.. yeh
@TitusRedwind
2 жыл бұрын
@@poopman6944 she was blonde funny enough.
@justinbuddy56
2 жыл бұрын
@@elot5146 That’s a nice argument senator. Why don’t you back it up with a source?
@MaterialObserver3956
2 жыл бұрын
I wasn't even in a huge relationship. met a girl on tinder. told her I owned (Greek) Spartan armor and a sword and immediately just said "This isn't gonna go anywhere anymore." and stopped talking to me on tinder
@mildlymarvelous
2 жыл бұрын
Bro I would LOVE to have a boyfriend who owned Spartan armor and a sword, how cool is that??
@neoqwerty
2 жыл бұрын
That's cool as fuck, I hope that the next person you date appreciates the spartan armor and sword.
@MaterialObserver3956
2 жыл бұрын
@@neoqwerty Thanks, I hope so too
@madamebkrt
2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo unrelated story but now I can share my own wack Tinder experience that happened recently. Dude wanted the second date to be a double date with his cousin and her boyfriend, and despite me thinking it was too early, he insisted. Turns out the boyfriend was never coming and I'm 98% sure it was just a way for me to agree to his cousin sussing me out and determine whether or not I was "good enough" for him. Pretty awkward experience whenever she was around, and a few mostly-interactionless (due to him, I'll add) days later he suddenly tells me he doesn't want to see me again. No reasoning, just "This is over, bye." Pretty sure I dodged a *huge* bullet. Blegh.
@cojec
2 жыл бұрын
Oh, wow, she really saw Damascus steel and thought it was aluminum foil. Honestly, I'm not even joking, I would love to be in a relationship with someone who owns Spartan armor and a sword. That immediately tells me so much about their personality, and I love every part of it. Hope you can find someone who appreciates you and your weaponry!
@deathsheadmothranch7188
2 жыл бұрын
They really missed out on having a Holly Jolly Christmas
@Xx_FluffFries_xX
10 ай бұрын
This has absolutely NOTHING to do with the video but I would like to share that I one time had a conversation with my parents about how I thought it was stupid that people thought octopuses were aliens. That conversation led to a conversation about how I should enjoy life.
@josemateusbaptista8054
10 ай бұрын
W-What? How? How the conversation went from the octopuses being aliens to "You should enjoy life"? That escalated quickly.
@sunettas9738
9 ай бұрын
Maybe it's their way of saying they shouldn't care about such things?
@Xx_FluffFries_xX
9 ай бұрын
@@sunettas9738 it went from a conversation about the theories people have about octopuses, then a religious conversation, then about how I should enjoy life, and finally what i want my career to be.
@DoctorPhilGud
2 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend of the time dumped me because we were sharing our favorite songs and this was 10 years ago and I didn't know that Rick astley had become a meme yet. I shared Never gunna give you up. She thought I was being a dick and never spoke to me again.
@jj02mc27
2 жыл бұрын
oh you poor soul
@snifferrr
2 жыл бұрын
my girlfriend was unironically into that song 6 months ago when we started dating and i almost had the experience your exgirlfriend did
@spudowmahbrethren9392
2 жыл бұрын
It seems that she gave you up, possibly letting you down. She ran around and deserted you.
@yairsense
2 жыл бұрын
That is the saddest thing I have heard today
@BloodrealmX
2 жыл бұрын
Yo, that song is good, though, memes be damned.
@toastbiscuits9160
2 жыл бұрын
when i was around 13 or 14 i had a girlfriend who broke up with me because i was 'too clingy'. how was i clingy: Made them in the sims 4.
@heathercalun4919
2 жыл бұрын
I dunno. I think I would break up with someone too if they made my likeness in Sims without asking.
@creeperhunterD
2 жыл бұрын
@@heathercalun4919 Are you joking, or...?
@neoqwerty
2 жыл бұрын
@@creeperhunterD Sims are SERIOUS. BUSINESS.
@meetaverma8372
2 жыл бұрын
I mean we all do that, how's that clingy?
@heathercalun4919
2 жыл бұрын
@@creeperhunterD It's not clingy, but if I see myself in the Sims it will cause a time paradox and I'll evaporate. And that's just really inconsiderate on the part of my bf to do that to me.
@dekustick6870
2 жыл бұрын
Friend of mine was told “Let’s just be friends for a while.” They stayed friends for a while. He was then blocked on everything and a mutual friend informed him that he’s supposed to stay away from her because his presence makes her “uncomfortable”. She removed him from the group chat, effectively removing him from the friend group, and separating him and his friends. Now he has panic attacks and does some uhh dangerous things with sharp stuff.
@chainswordcs
2 жыл бұрын
jesus, hope he's doing okay
@KiitsunaFox
2 жыл бұрын
Oh lord, i hope he's okay. Hope he feels better soon.
@Pingimaster
2 жыл бұрын
Tell them to feel better! And oh yeah F**K YOU PERSON WHO DID THAT TO HIM!!
@MyVanir
Жыл бұрын
If the friends didn't just tell her to chill and put him back there, that's shit friends.
@dekustick6870
Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah he’s ok now he just doesn’t like love anymore
@brianroberts783
Жыл бұрын
I actually totally get the one about the cow. Show animals are a major investment of time and money, and if they don't look their best at the fair, you're going to have a tough time getting a return on that investment. Therefore, if you're in a relationship with someone who doesn't understand that and is trying to demand more time than you're able to give them due to your livestock, that's clearly not someone compatible with your lifestyle.
@Axqu7227
6 ай бұрын
Get you a partner who’s willing to help you shampoo your livestock!
@luckyzonkey8027
2 жыл бұрын
The delivery on that "holy cow" line was perfect
@sombraa241
2 жыл бұрын
Breaking up with someone for laughing at their own jokes is weird to me because I love when people do it. It’s nice to know that they find it funny even if I dont
@Blankult
2 жыл бұрын
I laugh at my own jokes too but it's not like that, i think what the guy meant was that she'd laugh as if she heard it for the first time
@TheReturnOfStormheart
2 жыл бұрын
I agree. I also admire your optimism ^^
@t-mofisher8922
Жыл бұрын
i thought it was cute…
@disguisedcat1750
Жыл бұрын
Well they wouldn’t have said it if they didn’t think it was funny, but laughing at your joke is wholesome anyway…
@Widdekuu91
Жыл бұрын
I think he didn't love her. And if you *don't love someone already* and then they go; 'BBWRRRRUUHuuwhuhwuhwuhwuhwuHAUHAUHAHA' then you want to leave them.
@baalrog887
2 жыл бұрын
I once got broken up with because the girl "loved my chemical romance too much" like she made up this whole scenario in which she "won a competition" to hang out with them, get one of the member's phone number, which she "wasn't supposed to give to me" but did anyway and it turned out to be her little brother. I mean, I knew it was all bullshit from the start but I went along with it to see how far she'd take it, very far apparently.
@MyouKyuubi
2 жыл бұрын
So, is she schizophrenic, or just too much of a coward to break up in a straight forward manner? xD
@baalrog887
2 жыл бұрын
@@MyouKyuubi she definitely had problems I can tell you that dude 😂
@bogwife7942
Жыл бұрын
wh-
@davisthedaviskids2574
Жыл бұрын
2:30 this face is awesome
2 жыл бұрын
Most of these people dodged some serious bullets
@feIixsbrownie
2 жыл бұрын
One of my friend's exes broke up with her becuase she had hiccups too loudly once 💀
@nikkimoon1533
2 жыл бұрын
Better out than in, I always say. 😆
@meetaverma8372
2 жыл бұрын
What
@StormForthcoming
2 жыл бұрын
“She didn’t like the games in my steam library” the games he had were absolutely the most disgusting and degenerate shit one could find on steam
@MailMainbutnot
2 жыл бұрын
games in his steam library: -hunt down the freeman
@ovencore2549
2 жыл бұрын
@@MailMainbutnot what the fuck?
@MailMainbutnot
2 жыл бұрын
@@ovencore2549 it's true, isn't it? it is some of the worse stuff you can find on steam.
@ovencore2549
2 жыл бұрын
@@MailMainbutnot pyro did the best voice acting i ever heard ngl
@pissapocalypse
2 жыл бұрын
@@MailMainbutnot what's uhhh what's that one about...
@MikeStavola
Жыл бұрын
Dated someone who was passive-aggressive in the most unhinged way. For instance, one day, I didn't want to go out to dinner. She was upset about that. The next three times she visited me, she had one-sided conversations with my one cat, in which she swore said cat agreed with her, and also that the cat hated me. Fun addition to that- she refused to "converse" with my other cat because she was incredibly toxic and was secretly in love with me. Anyway, long story short, found out she was an unmedicated schizophrenic that had a criminal record for violent offences, and entire parts of her life were made up. So, I broke up with her. It's been 11 years. She still stalks me.
@ewanb1086
21 күн бұрын
Damn man
@Kriemmi
2 жыл бұрын
my friend, now ex friend, broke up with his gf because of a girl he saw in a dream and said it was 'gods way' of telling him to break up with her. i feel so bad for his ex.
@ABB14-11
2 жыл бұрын
Don't, she dodged a bullet.
@Smiley957
2 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo 🤣
@arnekgriswold9059
2 жыл бұрын
Really? She's lucky she got off that easy.
@Kriemmi
2 жыл бұрын
@@arnekgriswold9059 dead serious, I honestly wish I was joking
@glassofwater281
2 жыл бұрын
The "holy cow" one at 1:40 got me
@draco5991rep
2 жыл бұрын
Breaking up with someone because they mispronounce a word is pretty emahtour.
@theonewhoknocks382
2 жыл бұрын
"I am very dissapointed that you pronounced immature as emahtour honey -Person that broke up with them basically
@mcbuffin3113
Жыл бұрын
I ABSOLUTELY disagree to the niece dumping her BF cuz her name is Holly & his last name is Jolly. I would LOVE to be called Holly Jolly in the future, that would be AMAZING! I’d do whatever I can to keep him not break up with him.
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