Thank you Matt, my frying pan just snapped clean off of its handle when I was trying to cook dinner so I fucking needed this
@nootmooshroom
2 жыл бұрын
a girl in my class got blocked by vladimir putin for calling him an oompa loompa
@minyard-josten608
2 жыл бұрын
domino's blocked me because i told them pizza wasn't real
@joebleasdale5557
2 жыл бұрын
I got blocked by Carpetright for calling them “Carpetwrong”. Not a celebrity but still a hallmark of the British High Street.
@ilikechez5775
2 жыл бұрын
Personally I blocked Elon Musk because I’m my own favorite celebrity and Elon Musk doesn’t deserve my twitter account
@carlociarrocchi2793
2 жыл бұрын
A few years ago an Italian politician was bragging about the number of likes on his Facebook page, sort of implying that he would become the next prime minister. I pointed out that a page posting only pictures of kittens had even more likes so the next prime minister would be a kitten. I got blocked immediately.
@ahobbit1273
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, that mom who blocks everyone because “nobody needs to know what I’m doing on Twitter” is an icon. Part of me wants to try that. It must be so cathartic to just tweet into the void.
@rainbcwdream
2 жыл бұрын
I got blocked by Chris Hansen. Now that sounds very bad by itself, but it was during the whole Onision debacle and I'm pretty sure Hansen blocked me for "being a sock account". I don't even think I ever interacted with his twitter, I was just put on a block list for interacting with tweets that were against him during that time because he made some questionable decisions (like selling the story to Discovery, despite most of the actual people involved in the case being against it) during that time.
@whimsiclaw
2 жыл бұрын
Not really blocked perse but during the whole "yanderedev server ban speedrun" trend my sister did the speedrun first. Turns out the server IP banned her so when I tried to join it already said I was banned, thus giving me the yanderedev server ban world record.
@PokeMario-pk4ot
2 жыл бұрын
I remember someone got blocked by KitKat by posting "you ever just crave the inside of a KitKat and wash the chocolate off?" With a picture of chocolate being washed off with a faucet to leave just the wafer
@inkynewt
2 жыл бұрын
I got blocked and yelled at by Halsey on Tumblr for saying kissing an underage fan on stage was kind of creepy. I didn't even tag the post.
@YourWaywardDestiny
Жыл бұрын
People spamming don't count, of course they're going to get blocked. The real juicy ones are the people who managed to be that level of annoying in a single tweet. Legends.
@cupidmeoww
2 жыл бұрын
I got blocked by a bunch of nft people because I would dm them "I'm going to print out all the nft's you own and eat them" I Honestly don't know what made them more upset, the fact that I was stealing them or that I was stealing them to eat them
@archibald_dw
Жыл бұрын
I married a Gremlin who has the humor of a 13-year-old boy, despite being a grown-ass man. Apparently, my husband got blocked by Nintendo on Twitter a while back for asking them how big Toad's penis is.
@oceanman_8370
2 жыл бұрын
That Ryan Renolds one is exactly the kind of joke he would make.
@-PanPan-
2 жыл бұрын
I find it ten times more impressive when the celebrity is important. Like a president or a prime minister. Like, imagine being able to flex that you got blocked by fucking NATO.
@Treemotan
2 жыл бұрын
My husband got blocked by Neil Druckmann for calling him "Neil Suckmann" and Ben Shapiro for responding to one of his tweets with, "who the fuck let you out? Get back in there" and a royalty-free stock image of a kid getting shoved into a locker.
@antagonizingprotagonist8721
2 жыл бұрын
A gal I knew got blocked by a bunch of celebrities after she dmed them this gem "your face is the color of mustard, your breathe smells like turkey, and baby Yoda has better fashion sense than you"
@HenryStudioCA
2 жыл бұрын
I TRIED to get blocked by Chris Pirillo after sending him a drawing I did of him as the Arthur Fleck Joker, based upon that one TechTV blooper of him laughing and how it reminded me of that film. I only sent it to him once, so maybe I'm doing it wrong, and need to send it to him everyday. NOTE: Take-two! I've sent it to him again, or maybe, technically, for the first time, since it appears the account I had previously sent it to was not his personal Twitter account, or something like that. NOTE 2: Oh shit I think he liked it! I think that's actually a little cooler than getting blocked.
@carton5235
2 жыл бұрын
I like how half of these are completely reasonable and rational things to block someone for, and the other half are for completely minor shit
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