Once I got the same Christmas present from 3 different relatives. It was some sort of mind puzzle. I was going to be nice and pretend that I like it. But my little sister said “he already has that”
@TerminaC7
2 жыл бұрын
My dog had a seizure against our Christmas tree when we weren't home and knocked off every single fucking glass ornament on the tree. The only one that survived was Stewie Griffin holding a gun.
@emeraldxlj765
2 жыл бұрын
My grandfather once gave me a “she has to stay in the kitchen” as a complement for how good my pecan pie was
@Thinginator
2 жыл бұрын
When I was little I was in a preschool Christmas pageant, and I was to play the sheep. The teacher didn’t really like me and kept insisting I should be medicated so I would calm down (I was just a very active kid, what can I say?), and she figured making me a sheep would keep me out of trouble, right? Wrong. I embraced my role as sheep, I was going to be the most magnificent sheep that the world had ever seen. For the entire play, I stole the show by crawling around the stage shouting “BAAAAaaAAAaaAaaAA!!!” at the top of my lungs. My parents were so mortified that they put me in a different school so they wouldn’t have to face my teacher.
@fishpog7685
2 жыл бұрын
I was given a fucking printer as a Christmas gift. It broke within the hour and everyone in my house screamed at eachother for 10 minutes.
@utterlycynthia
2 жыл бұрын
I can relate to the 'eating too much and then throwing up' stories. I'm a very small eater and usually throw up if I eat even slightly more than what I can handle. There's this one time I was at my friend's house (I was around 12) and her mother made a big meal for us. She kept saying I was too thin and tried to make me eat more. I did, and minutes later, proceeded to throw up all over their kitchen floor. She learned her lesson and never urged me to eat more ever again!
@PRGME7
2 жыл бұрын
Here’s my story: I hated thanksgiving when I was younger so, while at my grandfathers house I tried to sabotage it by flinging mashed potato’s into my dads face. Instead the potato’s landed exactly where they were supposed to be on his plate.
@Peppersmom98
2 жыл бұрын
One thanksgiving, my grandma put a 15 pound turkey in a 1 inch deep baking tray. About 2 hours into cooking, the drippings filled up the pan and spilled over onto the bottom of the oven. Black smoke started billowing out of the oven, and I came down stairs just as my grandma opened the the oven door. My dad came running around the corner screaming “CLOSE THE OVEN!” as a wall of flames shot out. He knocked my grandma backward out of the way and Sparta kicked the door closed. We had pizza that night.
@rosecarlene7275
2 жыл бұрын
My family has a bonfire every year where we burn christmas wrapping paper and the tree from the previous year (even though we weren’t supposed to). And one year the old wooden manger lawn set was getting moldly so we threw it in the fire as well. Fire was huge and people were entertained. And my uncle was holding baby jesus in his hands and he was like “i cant do this, this goes against my religion”. then my cousin who was like 10-12 at the time, takes it out of my uncle’s hands and throws it in the fire like a frisbee. He puts up his hands and say “i killed jesus!”
@drawingbirb
2 жыл бұрын
My worst christmas was most likely the one where my uncle and aunt were very clearly going through a messy divorce but kept trying to convince us they weren’t. But the most memorable one was probably the time our friend’s dog ate my WHOLE kneaded eraser, piece by piece, sparking a massive panic.
@thegreatandterrible4508
2 жыл бұрын
Proud of this one:
@sunnyjo-fj4sg
A few years ago, my mother was making the turkey in the kitchen. My uncle was in the living room watching tv, and nonchalantly called over to her, “hey the table’s on fire” the table was indeed in flames and he did not seem to care.
@soupysoup9340
Жыл бұрын
One Christmas my dad's gf gave me a book (and a lecture) on self-guidanced Cognitive Behavioural Therapy. The rest of my siblings got the usual chocolates and fancy soaps. I spent the rest of the day trying not to cry from basically the entire family being told I'm mentally unwell, but also trying not to laugh because I kept thinking of the other CBT. All whilst playing endless games of Uno.
@senrioflove
2 жыл бұрын
I had to explain the word 'bukkake' on my 25th birthday, in a Japanese restaurant to my grandma because she knows I speak Japanese and she insisted I explain what people were laughing at. 7 months later on Christmas day, she loudly exclaimed 'Oh I know what this is, Pat showed me!' while we were playing cards against humanity at the family table.
@izzywolflover
Жыл бұрын
My worst thanksgiving was when I was suffering slowly and painfully of a treatable health problem that my foster family refused to get me treated for. I wobbled my wheezing ass down the stairs hoping to get some food when my ex foster mom saw me and screamed that I ruined thanksgiving by just being there.
@pwofessapwingles9755
Жыл бұрын
Once during Thanksgiving I tried a certain type of salad with these raisins in it. Usually I’m fine with raisins but for some reason the salad dressing made it absolutely revolting. When my mom asked how it tasted, I replied with what only can be described as the roar of an eldritch horror as I explosively vomited all over the table. Multiple times.
@F0XY5O1
2 жыл бұрын
Here’s a bit of a bittersweet Christmas tale.
@nixienooo
2 жыл бұрын
This is my mom’s story, during Christmas Mass her dad was still hungover and yelled out “Plunk your magic plunker froggie, wheeee!” during Communion… I still love to bring it up as an inside joke with my family
@alicepiper7455
Жыл бұрын
My mom missed Thanksgiving in 1998 because she went into labor with me! Spent 24+ hours in the hospital before the process finished. Fun times.
@jommisalami
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who's part Native American who's family doesn't really do anything for Thanksgiving, it always feels like a surreal Hallmark movie whenever I hear of big family Thanksgiving gone wrong stories
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