One year for Christmas, I got entirely Justin Bieber themed EVERYTHING (socks, dolls, makeup, etc). The worst part? I didn't even know who Justin Bieber was at the time.
@esobelisk3110
2 жыл бұрын
that’s actually kinda creepy. just getting an assortment of items, all adorned with the face of an unknown man
@hye2354
2 жыл бұрын
Justin Bieber? Man, that's torture
@roxassora2706
2 жыл бұрын
@@hye2354 I take it you weren't a prepubescent girl in the late 2000s. Almost every girl had a crush on him. Sorry if that sounds rude but I'm not lying and I like being blunt sometimes.
@udfdsfrgfdrgfd
2 жыл бұрын
@@roxassora2706 i can confirm this. my sister was obsessed with him for less than a month and then suddenly fucking hated him out of nowhere
@froglover4203
2 жыл бұрын
@@udfdsfrgfdrgfd Damn. My sister was really into 1D at some point.
@paiya3730
2 жыл бұрын
that one story starting off with "a few years ago my grandma had her legs amputated" got me worried at first. legit thought someone was gonna get grandma's years-old amputated legs under the tree
@porcelaincats86
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao this comment has me wheezing
@sirspookybones1118
2 жыл бұрын
Christmas, now with human bones
@planetearth8044
2 жыл бұрын
@@sirspookybones1118 Perfect toy for the dog!
@udfdsfrgfdrgfd
2 жыл бұрын
same
@finnybrooks8068
2 жыл бұрын
For some reason, I first thought the same
@Blaster-Rat
Жыл бұрын
As a kid I wanted nothing more but to get into graphic design and digital art. I begged and begged for a cheap laptop for years and then one christmas I opened the wrapping on a present and it was a laptop box! I was so freaking excited I immediately opened it up and it turned out it was just an empty box and they took a marker and drew a screen and keyboard inside the box so it looked like a cardboard laptop. At first I thought it was a joke and they had just removed the laptop before wrapping it to get my reaction but nope, they literally went to the store and asked if they had an empty laptop box so they could prank me. Never asked for anything specific again.
@alexroark03
Жыл бұрын
you're family is a bunch of jerks
@ItsLucy_GD
Жыл бұрын
That's an awful prank
@AtomicArtumas
Жыл бұрын
This? This is how school shooters are made.
@LSSTmusic
Жыл бұрын
people can be fucking cruel to their children
@LSSTmusic
Жыл бұрын
@@no1TMRbookworm no shit lmao i said can be, not literally everyone
@littledreamsonearth8593
Жыл бұрын
Not a Christmas present, but a birthday one. When I was about 14 my grandma gave me a whole raw chicken.
@nickpapadopoulos9978
Жыл бұрын
I did you Cook it? And was it tasty?
@Enderskitty
Жыл бұрын
Uuh.... that would be the best for me lol
@vincere4591
9 ай бұрын
I mean not at the age of 14, but I’d confusedly accept it and make a soup with it, then share some with them. I don’t exactly know how I’d feel if I got that at 14.
@CullenRTerry
8 ай бұрын
“My gift to you, _salmonella_ “
@Sentryunit582
3 ай бұрын
I would love that
@yee8332
2 жыл бұрын
The 100% irish one would be a fantastic joke shirt. Someone who's clearly not Irish in a shirt that says "100% Irish" would be hilarious
@nomoretwitterhandles
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, that would be incredibly hilarious. Though like someone else pointed out in a comment, it really depends on who you're giving the gift to! Some people might love it and find it funny, but others may not.
@wichaelalone
2 жыл бұрын
im atleast 30% irish
@gaianicolosi605
2 жыл бұрын
Or someone who is'nt Irish at all but always end up doing Iralend-relatesd stuff Like how I'm Italian but always end up doing Georgian stuff to run away from Susan Wainwright.
@Conklin03
2 жыл бұрын
@@Benjack-so7gd I'm not, but my good friend Hoar Scox just so happens to be at least 30% Irish!
@ambipan
2 жыл бұрын
@@Benjack-so7gd I'm 100% Irish does that count?
@infinitemausoleum721
2 жыл бұрын
I think we have three separate categories of bad gift givers here. "Passive aggressive", "Oblivious", and "Lazy"
@Kitty-mb4hy
2 жыл бұрын
Four. "Plain stupid" counts too.
@ravysaini127
2 жыл бұрын
I barely got any presents as a kid and, THEY WEREN'T EVEN WRAPPED SO I KNEW WHAT IT WAS. MY OTHER CHRISTMAS GIFTS BACK THEN WERE RETURNED SINCE MY DAD SAID IT WAS TOO HARD FOR YOU.
@PirateCat822
2 жыл бұрын
The beanie babies one is pretty good tho
@nightniro131
2 жыл бұрын
... I got my father a wooden stick and the letter E as a joke gift. Waiting for the reaction in a couple days. Its wrapped a good 100 times like how he does it lol
@whatsyouropiniononsawblades
2 жыл бұрын
@@nightniro131 perfection.
@dustypaladin9216
Жыл бұрын
7 staplers, I had just gotten a new desk and I liked writing and stuff, so my parents got the idea to ask for desk supplies. I actually wanted some so I was happy when I got the first stapler, but here’s a hint, when planning Christmas don’t send the same list to every single person in a 20 person family that are all coming over, especially when the list consists of entirely “desk supplies” and that’s it. I never even opened the 7th stapler, I got to the 6th, started crying and ran to my room and didn’t leave for the rest of the Christmas until the family left 3 days later. Ironically since I had so many staplers I never paid attention to where we put them, and now all 7 are lost and I need a stapler.
@yourgrimmreminder
9 ай бұрын
god bless my mother for spending the birthday and holidays for my brother and i coordinating the gifts of every single family member to date. even my aunt, her sister, couldnt escape my mother making sure everyone got different things that we would like. sometimes she even buys gifts for other people to give to us.
@Liriq
7 ай бұрын
Last sentence made me laugh. Good story!
@latias6745
7 ай бұрын
They were right in gifting you so many staplers.
@LeanAndMean44
9 күн бұрын
@@latias6745what no why?
@chelseawhite7117
Жыл бұрын
I’ll preface this by saying my family really likes “practical gifts” and toiletries are a staple of our Christmas trees. But one year between my mom and my nana, I got three sticks of deodorant. By #3 I was like “okay okay I get the message!”
@gabbav1019
Жыл бұрын
What an amazing amazing Christmas, getting told by your entire family that you stink.
@latias6745
7 ай бұрын
The most I got were 6 differents deodorants, didn't buy any more in months so they came in really useful.
@mar35962
3 ай бұрын
if i recieved deodorants I'll be more than happy cuz they're really expensive here
@IndiBrony
2 ай бұрын
@@latias6745 The same happens with me with aftershave. Everyone knows I wear Joop, so every christmas I end up getting at least one big bottle which lasts me basically all year. Can't remember the last time I had to buy any for myself! Ha!
@WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869
2 ай бұрын
I always receive deodorant from some relatives. And it would be good if it weren’t the notorious worst smelling deodorant in Britain.
@brennatargaryen
2 жыл бұрын
These are pretty horrible, but as a college student who basically lives off pasta and loves Italian food, I’d appreciate the gift of 7 kilos of pasta. Guess it’s knowing the person you’re buying gifts for that’s the important part of giving gifts, lol!
@beastmaster0934
2 жыл бұрын
I’d enjoy it too. Cause I LOVE pasta.
@dantesdiscoinfernolol
2 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say... 48 tiny Dijon Mustard jars would be a score in my book.
@foxinabox5103
2 жыл бұрын
Plus, you can store pasta for years!! That sounds kinda nice tbh
@invurret9533
2 жыл бұрын
the pasta wasn't a half bad gift to be honest. It's actually pretty good
@barneecalhoungaming
2 жыл бұрын
I also love eating pasta. But celiac disease is an asshole, so I have to eat gluten free pasta, which costs more than normal pasta.
@AlexanderWeaton
2 жыл бұрын
Okay but can we just appreciate the cat that left not one, not two, but FIFTEEN birds under the tree? That is some dedication right there, either that cat was saving up beforehand or it is an amazing hunter.
@engine4628
2 жыл бұрын
or maybe they have a balcony just a 1metre jump from the powerline
@mogomighty102
2 жыл бұрын
Cat tried to participate :)
@ashleybroening6933
2 жыл бұрын
I know right?? So considerate for the cat to get enough for the whole family to survive on
@nutsandbolts1264
2 жыл бұрын
Apparently cats offer animals they hunt to others as a way to show their appreciation for them
@crystalgoddess4085
2 жыл бұрын
@@nutsandbolts1264 It's actually theorized that they do it because they perceive their owners to be terrible hunters.
@user-oe3db4oj9q
Жыл бұрын
My grandma gave my brother an antique horn her grandpa found on a dead guy. There was still dried blood on it.
@jaydaykoth
7 ай бұрын
What the fuck?
@marir.s3620
6 ай бұрын
That's cool! Not much as a gift but as a relic its cool
@jamiethal1319
6 ай бұрын
Did he kill the person to take the horn?
@Polikaize
2 ай бұрын
HOLY MACARONI
@nala7829
2 ай бұрын
That's badass!
@Celestial.Fantasy
Жыл бұрын
A few Christmases ago my mom gave me shaving cream in my stocking. I tried to seem grateful, but I still asked her why, and she said “because… you like shaving?” I had not shaved my legs for months because it was WINTER. 100% believe it was a passive-aggressive message.
@Nitekom
11 ай бұрын
Yep
@yum976
7 ай бұрын
I get gum that tastes like soap in my stockings, be grateful
@Merp_a_Derp
6 ай бұрын
@@yum976Some kids get absolutely nothing, why don't you be grateful
@gabbyslvr
6 ай бұрын
and some kids die, why don't you be grateful @@Merp_a_Derp
@CaddRome
6 ай бұрын
@@Merp_a_Derpsome kids are dead so why dont you be grateful
@certified_geek7536
2 жыл бұрын
2:33 thats actually a really sweet and intelligent cat. Cats bring their owners dead birds if they love them. So it loved them enough to give them 15 AND was smart enough to figure out everyone was putting them under the tree
@kaiden6677
2 жыл бұрын
and to get 15 birds in a quick enough timeframe that no one noticed part way through
@ArceusDX
2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, not smart enough to realise dead birds aren't a good present :V
@Madamoizillion
2 жыл бұрын
Giving the gift of ecological destruction. People should keep their cats from killing wildlife.
@PirateCat822
2 жыл бұрын
@@Madamoizillion that's like stopping a lioness from killing a gazette in order to feed her cubs
@justaperson4656
2 жыл бұрын
@@PirateCat822 no it isn't ? Lionesses hunt because they need to to survive, domestic cats hunt for fun. Domestic cats have food at home, and cats destroying the ecosystem is one of the main reasons people keeps indoor cats.
@Scott...
2 жыл бұрын
“A crochet pattern book with a live cockroach between the pages” *COCKROCHET*
@moonjumper3624
2 жыл бұрын
this is my favorite word now
@citrus_sumi
2 жыл бұрын
underrated comment!
@rhythmandblues_alibi
2 жыл бұрын
Excellent
@notspider-man7777
2 жыл бұрын
I read it as “Cockrocket” at first.
@angelkim2266
2 жыл бұрын
NotSpider-Man 777 OMG SAME LMAOOO
@onewingedmoogle
8 ай бұрын
I don't remember this myself, but when I was just a year old I got a Santa toy that could walk, wave a bell around and play music. When I opened the present, I was overjoyed with it. Then my grandmother turned it on. Thing is, I was sensitive to loud noises and that thing was LOUD. I was absolutely terrified of the thing for years afterwards. My parents would put it under the Christmas tree every year so I wouldn't go snooping near the presents.
@boop6616
7 ай бұрын
That’s some tattletail stuff
@latias6745
7 ай бұрын
The gift was for your parents.
@AceJackWagon885
2 ай бұрын
ableism at its finest
@heyjude6680
2 ай бұрын
@@AceJackWagon885 ?
@ShinigamiofExcellence
Жыл бұрын
One year, my grandmother-- worst person i've ever known, but when i was little i didn't realize it, but oh well-- put together this HUGE sack of things for me. She kept teasing what it was, saying it was all themed around the same thing. I got SUPER excited, cause my special interest at the time and first fandom was The Icredibles. So I thought, somehow, her and Papa had found a bunch of merch i'd never seen before. Christmas day rolls around, camera's rolling directly on me-- and i have to force a smile through an entire sack full of Hanna Montana merchandise. EDIT: since a couple people said something, no, this wasn't why she was a bad person. She did horrible things to myself and my family. This was not even on the scale of worst things she's ever done.
@eternalvibe9083
Жыл бұрын
Hey man, between superheros and pop stars, it's the best of both worlds!
@ShinigamiofExcellence
Жыл бұрын
@@eternalvibe9083 It took me a second to get this and then i wheezed. XD
@lisachiappetti6092
11 ай бұрын
I would be literally ecstatic because when I was in elementary school, my first fandom was Hannah Montana and I still love that show to this day and I think I always will ❤
@ShinigamiofExcellence
11 ай бұрын
XD If i still had the stuff i'd tell you to come get it.@@lisachiappetti6092
@eternalvibe9083
11 ай бұрын
@@lisachiappetti6092 Lmao this grandma probably would get you secret Incredibles merch
@noobnub7305
2 жыл бұрын
that cat is so smart, like actually, realizing that important things go under the tree, it brought it's own important gifts. 15 birds, not a good gift but a good one for a cat
@Spritzkrieg
2 жыл бұрын
Perfect example of "it's the thought that counts"
@aztrolivr
2 жыл бұрын
@@Spritzkrieg yea
@jamonwall3311
2 жыл бұрын
@@aztrolivr nea
@Nullthewolf01
2 жыл бұрын
@@jamonwall3311 yea
@leggvi9304
2 жыл бұрын
2:35
@CommonInternetLurker
2 жыл бұрын
A few years ago, my brother got a topless girls calendar. He's gay. All his family, friends, and co-workers know he's gay.
@Spritzkrieg
2 жыл бұрын
That is hilarious. I'm gonna get my straight friends similar calendars featuring the same sex
@nesyboi9421
2 жыл бұрын
That is--- Something Alright
@MailMainbutnot
2 жыл бұрын
lmaoo
@ijustdocomments6777
2 жыл бұрын
@@Spritzkrieg Anecdotally heard of a guy who bought all his straight friends Andrew Christian underwear for Christmas. They all loved them.
@NeddyMcDodd4846
2 жыл бұрын
It was probably from his grandpa or something.
@crystalgoddess4085
Жыл бұрын
I can remember my worst Christmas present, absolutely nothing, yet I had given my immediate family all a gift each, and they wonder why I'm bitter and bitchy towards them.
@Marilynn_1275
8 ай бұрын
What?? Seriously?? Oh my goodness that's awful..
@boop6616
7 ай бұрын
One year I saved up to get my brother for his birthday Mario kart 8, then for his birthday I got him the new Pokémon game, come my birthday, I got nothing
@i_never_had_a_burger
2 ай бұрын
@@boop6616 little brothers do be like that 😂
@boop6616
2 ай бұрын
@@i_never_had_a_burgerno he’s older than me. Has a job.
@i_never_had_a_burger
2 ай бұрын
@@boop6616 oh well that was ungrateful then
@DeezNuts-ml6qo
Жыл бұрын
I would argue that a scooby doo vase would've been the best gift I've ever gotten.
@DeezNuts-ml6qo
Жыл бұрын
same with a meatloaf-shaped candle, and books about random topics
@tsifirakiehl4250
11 ай бұрын
You know what they say: one person’s trash is another person’s treasure.
@arandomperson7060
8 ай бұрын
For some reason I read one person's trash is another person's attitude
@leargamma4912
8 ай бұрын
@@arandomperson7060you're not wrong
@dhenderson1810
6 ай бұрын
If you didn't like it, your mum could have said "And I would have got away with it too if it weren't for you nosy kids".
@sumweirdo1285
2 жыл бұрын
The worst gift I've ever received? The half used, OPENED bottle of bubble bath that was (very clearly) swiftly wrapped, as if I wouldn't notice the bloody difference. That's probably the worst.
@kendra_t
2 жыл бұрын
That sounds like something a five-year-old would do on their own to participate in gift giving, lol
@sumweirdo1285
2 жыл бұрын
@@kendra_t If it were a lil kid, I'd be so endeared. Unfortunately, it was a woman in her late 40s.
@OhWellHereGoesMyLife
2 жыл бұрын
@@sumweirdo1285 well that went from 0 to 100 real quick
@hawktalon7890
2 жыл бұрын
Ahh, do we have the same family then? The one year I got an open, half-used stack of generic brand paper plates.
@skeebomcjeebo7721
2 жыл бұрын
Oooo! I'd still use it. I love bubble baths 😳😳
@beatricefontaine3588
2 жыл бұрын
Only books. I was a reading kid, but as said by the adults “we didn’t coordinate” and “I thought everyone ELSE was getting her toys!” Needless to say the only useful thing I got was the skill to stop myself from crying in front of people
@stargirlabi_111
2 жыл бұрын
i obsessively read as a kid but i hated when that happened. i just wanted dolls and plastic highheels and stuff like that too.
@johngavin3180
2 жыл бұрын
You need a hug?
@N1ghtm4reEyez
2 жыл бұрын
This just sounds like people not wanting to get to know you well enough. Well enough to get you something youd actually like
@somerandompickles6101
2 жыл бұрын
@Dom Toretto Oh no its so scary someones offering emotional support to someone else.get a life bro
@NoriMori1992
2 жыл бұрын
@@N1ghtm4reEyez It's bad enough when it's your aunts or uncles, but at least they can have an excuse. My own mother doesn't even know what I like.
@vizthex
11 ай бұрын
one time, my grandma gifted me a boxed bar of irish soap in one of those thick envelopes amazon ships things in. in reality, the gift was a $20 steam gift card and my grandma just added the soap to give it some weight to mislead me. but damn, was i confused before realizing that lol
@yum976
7 ай бұрын
Grandmas know best.
@thecommunistloli1042
6 ай бұрын
How's that "bad"?
@vizthex
6 ай бұрын
@@thecommunistloli1042 it's not, it was just a funny anecdote i got reminded of while watching the video lol
@thecommunistloli1042
6 ай бұрын
@@vizthex that's cool
@mechanwhal6590
6 ай бұрын
Hey, free soap!
@portalmaster_tcp
Жыл бұрын
My great-grandfather gave me a bunch of tools and told me to build a porch. I was 12.
@takashiari1598
2 жыл бұрын
The uncle gifting his nephew his actual beard was absolutely hilarious
@amoral_minority
2 жыл бұрын
yeah, I absolutely loved that part, don't know why he was so upset
@SuperMonaLisaBros
2 жыл бұрын
That's serious dad energy.
@Tjalve70
2 жыл бұрын
I hope it was made into a proper fake beard, so he could actually use it.
@jakerockznoodles
2 жыл бұрын
To be honest, after that one I was worried about where the story of the woman with her leg amputated was going 😂
@lennygirlthetruesavvysavag2410
2 жыл бұрын
@@amoral_minority @Xeno Best X I'm back guys. Quandale Dingle here. I threw a ball in my garbage can. Exploded it all over my bedroom sink. My dad broke into my house came home to take a TNT. He put in my neighbor Pingie Mc Dingie's house.
@Turtle-il2he
2 жыл бұрын
i once gave a book to a charity shop and then got the EXACT SAME copy for my bday. My friend gave it to me and said "i got this in a charity shop ^_^"
@JJ_Jonah
2 жыл бұрын
I got a pen for Christmas
@morshulinton4112
2 жыл бұрын
Did you tell them?
@Turtle-il2he
2 жыл бұрын
@@morshulinton4112 nope. Probably will eventually tho lol
@caramel9154
2 жыл бұрын
@@Turtle-il2he please update us when you do. sounds hilarious
@kawauso2199
2 жыл бұрын
sounds like a one-way gift of the magi thing :')
@saschanikita
6 ай бұрын
Reminds me of my mom gifting me a book on "how to survive puberty" with all kinds of stuff like "your first period" and stuff, when I was 16,,, as if I wasn't already nearing the end of puberty
@baconlettucepotato3726
Жыл бұрын
asking for anything but Operation and then getting only Operation has the same vibe as: "can i get a salad" "what type of bread"
@AceJackWagon885
2 ай бұрын
"I'm vegan" "Ham or steak"
@Northflowo
2 жыл бұрын
Every relative would always give me body lotion at one point, I guess they didn't know what to give a teen girl. I would use body lotion once in a blue moon, so I ended up with piles and piles of just lotion sitting in my drawers. (I moved out and I still have them. I aspire to use up all that lotion one day.)
@littlelemon3465
2 жыл бұрын
The bright side is that you'll never have to buy body lotion ever again
@Northflowo
2 жыл бұрын
@@littlelemon3465 That is indeed a bright side
@skeebomcjeebo7721
2 жыл бұрын
I used to get body lotion too and I loved it but the bad part is that I'm allergic to perfume and it's in a lot of that kind of stuff :( I can't even use most soaps. I would say the worst gift I got was when I knew I was allergic and someone got me bath and body works lotion. I know they didn't know but it made me sad :(((
@riverstein7251
2 жыл бұрын
Same, got to a point where I as a 13 year old had to say "ok look bath and bodyworks stuff smells nice but I rarely use it and now I just have a drawer full of gross old lotion that gives my mom allergies whenever I use it." It did eventually come in handy though. I took all the soaps to college with me so that I could save money. I had enough bottles to last me two years!
@draketeeth8004
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who used to have piles of lotion, that stuff breaks down after a while. Check your stock to see how much is still usable vs. what's runny and separating.
@SocialLocust
2 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid, my parents gave me the 4th Harry Potter book. When I told them that it was the 4th one in the series, they said that I could read that one and read the other ones later, apparently not understanding how stories work. When I told them that I wanted to play an instrument like the drums, they gave me drum sticks and said I could hit whatever things and that would be just the same as playing the drums. Keep in mind, my younger brother had multiple, actual instruments at that point.
@jamesm6479
2 жыл бұрын
How the fuck could they live that long and NOT KNOW THESE THINGS!! How the fuck did they even keep you and your brother alive?
@ironicivan4928
2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesm6479 ikr
@symon9847
2 жыл бұрын
I also got the goblet of fire as a Christmas gift once,, worst part was I had just been given the full set of Harry Potter books a year prior!
@lorifischer6885
2 жыл бұрын
Yet another sad example of favoritism.
@TH3_S4LMON
2 жыл бұрын
@@lorifischer6885 yeah parents always seem to love younger siblings more despite strong they love all equally (cuz they usually dont)
@Alexsuks-jc9rd
7 ай бұрын
My grandparents, who know nothing about video games, always manage to get me the video games I want.
@VXD1126
4 ай бұрын
My grandparents did this once sorta, they got me Luigi's Mansion 3 instead of Hello Neighbor (Of which I asked for). To this day LM3 is one of my top 10s while Hello Neighbor sucks
@Kozkayn
21 күн бұрын
@@VXD1126I headcanon that your grandparents are secret gamers and knew Hello Neighbour sucked
@irisjoosten8669
Жыл бұрын
My stepmother gave me a bag of stolen hotel soaps for Christmas. It was the only Christmas present she ever gave me. I think I prefer the many years where I received nothing.
@stwbmc98
3 ай бұрын
Are you actual Cinderella
@Kiannka
2 жыл бұрын
I feel that "reverse psychology" one. My parents always thought me way smarter than I was so they would constantly buy me candies and gifts I specifically said not to give me when I was like 5. Looking back it's fckin hilarious that they thought they were outsmarting a 5 year old playing advanced mind games on them
@graytiamat
2 жыл бұрын
Same way for me. Candies (and really anything sweet aside from fruits) always made me feel ill, but my father would always buy all the kids some random candy whenever he went to the grocery store. When I was six, I told him I didn't want anything, so he thought I was trying to reverse psychology him (they didn't know candy made me feel ill). Luckily, I decided to go with him and we instead got some apples (along with candy for my older siblings), which later became the traditional "sweet" for me. We still laugh at my parents thinking I was so much smarter than I really was when I just couldn't eat candy.
@LavenderJJ_
2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god that happened so much when I was younger. I had interests in computers, cars, gardening and baking. I has NO interests in Helicopters, guns or the military. So for Christmas I got about 7 nerf gun sets 2 remote control UK army helicopters (one broken) and... Just because my dad always went the extra mile, the magazine for the L85 Machine gun, with a full 30 rounds of deactivated 5.56 NATO.
@Cindyisadog
2 жыл бұрын
My nana (dad’s mom) is notorious for doing this, though I don’t think it’s intentional in her case. My dad asked her a long time ago not to buy him any red shirts, and ever since then, she exclusively bought him red shirts.
@Calvin_Coolage
2 жыл бұрын
@@LavenderJJ_ Was your dad a veteran? Because that's actually a really thoughtful gift if the L85 was his service weapon.
@DaSheepKiller
2 жыл бұрын
Parents always think their kids are smarter than they really are. Unless the kid really is a genius, then the parents think they're dumb.
@an_avidpanda_lover8349
2 жыл бұрын
Worst Christmas present I ever got was a head of lettuce. Just straight up a head of lettuce. No context, no behind the scenes inside joke. Lettuce.
@moonjumper3624
2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that vine "It's an avocado... thanks"
@window8684
2 жыл бұрын
I would eat that whole thing in one sitting.
@FlurryPie0
2 жыл бұрын
How did it taste?
@69_pigeons_in_a_trenchcoat
2 жыл бұрын
Hey, maybe there's more to it that you can't see It's just the tip of the iceberg.
@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
Жыл бұрын
Did you eat it? I would’ve started chowing down right away
@pogoknight428
Жыл бұрын
I have a pretty iffy relationship with my dad. Two years ago, about a month after Christmas, we finally see each other and open the presents he gave me. A couple of them were “Daddy’s Surprise Boxes” or something- small scraps of cardboard wrapped in wrapping paper like a normal present, inside each of them was a single cheap plastic dinosaur. Each time I opened them I remember saying “oh wow, another little dinosaur..”
@brendonhavener
Жыл бұрын
My grandfather asked my sister what I would like as a christmas present and, since she was mad at me at the time for some reason, she said I would love a "Grinch doll." I was terrified of the live-action Grinch. As soon as I opened the present I cried in fear and hid that thing at the bottom of my toy bin so I would never have to see it again. My sister occasionally dug through the toy bin to pull it out.
@latias6745
7 ай бұрын
Sibling's love!
@ClonedGamer001
2 жыл бұрын
I got a single slice of cheese once. I'm Jewish and this was at a friends place so I'm 99% sure it was a joke, but nothing in life can prepare you for someone walking over to you, putting a single slice of cheddar in your hand, and saying a very earnest "Merry Christmas"
@maizjsj
2 жыл бұрын
This is beautiful
@NexApex
2 жыл бұрын
@@maizjsj Oh I shed a Tear
@_Experience_.
2 жыл бұрын
I’m crying
@TazJustTaz
2 жыл бұрын
I’m shakin and crying rn
@goldenboy86gd
2 жыл бұрын
im the type of person to do that
@tzisorey
2 жыл бұрын
In the "He a little confused, but he got the spirit" category, I've been doing acrylic paintings for a few years, and expanded out to oil paintings this year - as well as charcoal life-drawings... So I was given a "How To Draw" book targeted at, I'm guessing, 10-year-olds. I mean, its the thought that counts, and I accepted it gracefully... after giving her a 3 month 8x12 oil painting of her dog.
@missdragon5892
2 жыл бұрын
Thats just funny
@tzisorey
2 жыл бұрын
@@missdragon5892 Hey, I can anime now ;) Honestly, the books not *_bad_* - it does show legit techniques and stuff, instead of anime and the like - but reading through it, it's definitely aimed at about that age. But she wouldn't have known how to tell, and it's the thought that counts.
@missdragon5892
2 жыл бұрын
@@tzisorey They must have thought "well, they can paint, but can they draw?"
@Steelexxe
2 жыл бұрын
I will gladly hand you the 3 exact same sets of charcoals that have been gathering dust in my closet since my 8th birthday
@tzisorey
2 жыл бұрын
@@Steelexxe Y'know, I thought charcoal would be hard, with how messy it can be and all - but I think my best non-painting pieces were all done with vine charcoal.
@The_Barroth
7 ай бұрын
Got a shirt that was along the lines of “I don’t act my age” Now it would be funny if my mother hadn’t constanly berated me to “grow up” and “stop being so immature” while she’s all like “but I don’t act like I’m 50-something” The hypocrisy, gaslighting, manipulation, and blatant narcissistic behavior is probably why I’m gonna cut ties once I get my own place (I want out but I can’t afford anywhere to live)
@The9thMonth
3 ай бұрын
Good luck. I hope you got out.
@anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi
Жыл бұрын
I have never liked wearing dresses, and I asked if I could get a book instead. Mum said yes. Following week, I open a soft package, quite small, and I thought it was a book because Mum likes to double-wrap things in case they break. It was a pink fucking dress with magenta swirls on it. Turfed it out the next day while she wasn't looking and she hasn't questioned its disappearance since. She probably knows I threw it out by now, but I still fucking hate wearing dresses.
@swaggyhotdog
2 ай бұрын
Oh boy that reminds me.. My grandma got me a pink flower dress, 2 years after I transitioned. I still wore it lol
@junipersolis
2 жыл бұрын
A few years ago when I was 12 or 13, I stopped believing in Santa on my own. I asked my mom to stop pretending he was real for me because I knew he wasn't. She got so mad about this that she threw all of my gifts out, and made sure my little sister's didn't get anything from Santa. When Christmas morning came, they started crying and my mom kept pushing down on me, telling me it was my fault for not believing in Santa. That I ruined Christmas for my little sisters forever and that Santa would never come again, which made my little sisters cry more. I fucking hate my mom.
@yellow_suitcas3
2 жыл бұрын
Sorry for you...
@Victim2Autopsy
2 жыл бұрын
wow, that's Hella messed up! I feel bad for you and your little sisters
@asteriawashere6881
2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, that's terrible!
@SeymourDisapproves
2 жыл бұрын
What the fuck
@superdimentiobrolyX
2 жыл бұрын
Nah dint hit abusive prople. The best way to hurt them is to cut them off, tell them they will never hear from you again and then never so much as pick up the phone again. Abusive people cant stand having no power over you.
@romemaster
2 жыл бұрын
My grandparents got me a grapefruit that was bigger than my head because I told them I liked oranges. Greatest gift ever
@raiisleep
2 жыл бұрын
That sounds lit as fuck
@volibear1931
2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever eaten a pomelo. If you liked the grapefruit, you'll like that.
@gildanonofyabiznez6430
2 жыл бұрын
@@volibear1931 Isnt pomelo just the Spanish word for grapefruit? Didn't know they were two separate fruits
@parme-san
2 жыл бұрын
dude i second the pomelo comment
@kirbylover8783
2 жыл бұрын
@@parme-san pomelo
@chocochuuuu
Жыл бұрын
In 8th grade, we had a white elephant party. I started out excited to be eventually getting my hands on a present, but my expectations were set too high. And I didn’t even know what white elephant was. I came home from school that day with a tiny toy chair, a tiny toy table, and utter disappointment 🙃
@nickpapadopoulos9978
Жыл бұрын
Wtf is a white elephant party?
@danielir3788
Жыл бұрын
Ironically someone in the comments i saw was on that party before too and they had the same expressions because someones dad dressed as santa gave him *socks* because he was "mature unlike other kids" while everyone other got toys
@Java_Protogen
5 ай бұрын
white elephant is essentially gift gambling, I participated in one back in elementary school, came home with an unopened copy of Super Mario Galaxy for the Wii. I'd say I got pretty lucky
@Cecilpedia
13 күн бұрын
I once got pajamas made to look like packaged meat during a white elephant gift exchange. There was even a tag on it showing the nutritional value + the fat to lean ratio as if it were actual meat. That was actually one of the best gifts I had ever gotten
@rattuskid1931
8 ай бұрын
I am known amongst relatives as “the artsy one” which means that almost every gift I’ve gotten from the age of like 9 has been art related. When I was 13-14 I got a “Little Painters First Art Set” type thing with the recommended age being 3
@mapbot4158
2 жыл бұрын
One Christmas, my 5 year old self decided to put all of the mints that had been hanging out in the pantry into tiny gift boxes...and proceeded to address every single one to my mom. She woke up on Christmas to at least 7 tiny gift boxes with a single mint inside each of them all addressed to her.
@des-astre
2 жыл бұрын
It’s rather cute, actually.
@amyturner2034
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but this was fucking hilarious to me and I just laughed for a solid two minutes after reading it
@nothera
2 жыл бұрын
that's actually adorable
@samara.morgan
2 жыл бұрын
It's cute!
@gforce07
2 жыл бұрын
That’s so silly and cute!!
@Losaren
2 жыл бұрын
One Christmas I got a social skills activity book for autistic children. I was 17. I'm also not autistic, just a bit shy.
@melaniewilson1742
2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that sounds condescending. I AM autistic and I wouldn’t like that.
@troyklein6379
2 жыл бұрын
That would be offensive even if you WERE autistic
@NoriMori1992
2 жыл бұрын
Oh Christ.
@blu3b3rryj4mp1r3
2 жыл бұрын
I'm autistic, think I'd cry if I recieved that as a gift
@squarohedron0664
2 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@papayaboat1780
Жыл бұрын
My "worst" Christmas present as a kid was either a balloon animal making kit, an egg beater, or an officially licensed Spider-Man toy shaving kit. (Yes, it even came with a plastic, bladeless "pretend razor.") While typing this comment, I found out that it turns out they still make that last item. EDIT: I just remembered a fourth one: when I was 19 or so, my friend from New Jersey got me a pair of the most hideous, Corporate Memphis color palette-type socks imaginable. It turns out my mom gave a very vague description on what she wanted him to get me and he just got what he thought she meant.
@papayaboat1780
Жыл бұрын
UPDATE: Just remembered another one. My uncle once got me two Chick-Fil-A gift cards that totaled two meals. Turns out he just really wanted me to take him out for lunch…
@magicender8
8 ай бұрын
I got a Toy Story fake shaving kit when I was five, so I feel you.
@TheQuashingoftheTub
Жыл бұрын
My mom gave me the same Plusle plush for like four years straight. I had been looking for a standing Plusle to go with my standing Minun, and she kept giving me the laying Plusle, eventually turning it into a tradition for a while. I finally found a standing Plusle at a convention, but ended up getting the Minun it came with too because I felt bad about separating them lol My grandma gave my sis a Sarah Huckabee book for christmas, not realizing she's the only person in the family AND friendgroup who likes Huckabee, so we couldn't even regift it lol Edit: New stories These, of course, were not bad presents. One year, my biggest sister and brother got each other the same book by sheer coincidence. Both came to me and middle sis talking about how they grew up with the old Nintendo Power Link to the Past comics, and both spent months searching for the omnibus. We had to wait a whole three days to watch them open the presents at the exact same time. Last year, I bought a Soundwave helmet for shits and giggles as part of a Gamestop sale in like. Summer. By sheer coincidence, my brother bought my sis and I a Megatron helmet "to watch us fight over it," without realizing I _literally had the matching Soundwave to go with it._
@caesarorzell600
2 жыл бұрын
My aunt gives me purses. EVERY YEAR. I hate purses and I don't even use them. I give them away after Christmas without fail. Telling her what I actually want is fruitless since she just gets whatever's on sale after Christmas at Khol's, therefore: Purses.
@kartofffrae4786
2 жыл бұрын
I have an aunt who used to give me purses for Christmas It's.... odd
@dsnow7211
2 жыл бұрын
The Ridiculous 6 irl?
@DodgeThatAttack
2 жыл бұрын
Just don't accept the gift as "I'm still using the purses you gave me every other year" Would definitely make the encounter awkward, which means she might stop if she has to give you ANOTHER purse infront of people the next year, knowing you will just decline it
@nnekabyron529
2 жыл бұрын
Even if you did like purses, a new purse every year is just frivolous. A good quality purse, designer or not, is supposed to last you at least 10 years.
@lotusfrog278
2 жыл бұрын
i find that super weird yea, maybe she just gets them so she doesn't actually have to put in effort and figure out what you actually want/like. i find that most family members are like that, they just get whatever they see and it counts as effort. even if the person doesn't want or use it at all
@catherine5526
2 жыл бұрын
My mother had a story from when she was young, were her uncle gave her a bag of rocks for Christmas. A. Bag. Of. Rocks. What she didn't realize at the time was that her uncle was geologist and those rocks (to him) were a really meaningful gift. I think those rocks were some pretty rare ones too.
@IMINSIDEYOURMUM
Жыл бұрын
Sad at first, but actually really neat in the end. :)
@anxiety_ridden3
Жыл бұрын
does she still have it tho?
@Fayanora
Жыл бұрын
What a gneiss gift.
@keilanamoses
Жыл бұрын
My dream gift I’ve loved rocks since I was a kid 😂
@normalaboutpathologic
10 ай бұрын
If she doesn't want them I'll take them
@emilysmith2965
10 ай бұрын
My parents don’t give BAD gifts, but they take all the fun out of giving gifts. Everything has to be from an itemized list, in both directions. I get not wanting to “get it wrong” but it really just screams “we don’t want to put any thought into this whatsoever.”
@rin-cp2mj
Жыл бұрын
I got a single almond chocolate from a friend I had known for like 10 years. I don’t eat chocolate and had braces and it would _definitely_ get stuck in my teeth. Worst part? It was unwrapped and I gave a big set of color pencils and some watercolors (she was into art)
@s0undwavekiller558
Жыл бұрын
At least U are a good friend
@jstarstudios7110
Жыл бұрын
What a shit friend. Not worthy of you tbh
@TheDracoAnimator
2 жыл бұрын
I once told my younger sister I would get her an egg for Christmas, she was thinking about those plastic eggs with the toy inside. Nope, I straight up gave her a chicken egg
@LuckySketches
2 жыл бұрын
You offered her a nice egg in this trying time.
@kelsss9495
2 жыл бұрын
An eggcellent gift
@CheddarCheeseRebirthed
2 жыл бұрын
very eggciting gift!
@pigeon1923
2 жыл бұрын
I bet that wasn't eggactly what she wanted.
@thedaftaviator5737
2 жыл бұрын
I'm getting eggsausted from all these puns
@juliefarrell6688
2 жыл бұрын
My 5yo cousin gave me a a handful of the best sticks and rocks in the whole yard randomly. To be fair, they were excellent sticks and rocks. The sticks were about the right length, but still easy to carry, with hardly any parts that stuck out that needed snapping off. And the rocks? Oh, those rocks were just jagged enough, but also smooth, and just the best shapes.
@communistpotato3204
2 жыл бұрын
Young cousins always, without fail, give the best rocks.
@MeesDeppe_Official
2 жыл бұрын
Caveman christmas
@_Experience_.
2 жыл бұрын
Imao pls 😂🤣
@jasminechanning3115
2 жыл бұрын
what an generous cousin, giving away all his best rocks
@ForkliftCertification744
2 жыл бұрын
Look, they’re 5.
@_screaming_4405
Жыл бұрын
It’s been so long since this happened but I’m still salty about it so here ya go. When I was like 6 or 7 I was obsessed with calico critters and every Christmas I would ask for them well come that christmas my sister who was like 3 or 4 got a bunch of calico critter stuff she had never once expressed any interest in calico critters, and all I got were socks.
@yowtfputthemaskbackon9202
Жыл бұрын
not realy worst gift, but gift with the worst consequences. 7 year old. dad gives me a dummy handgrenade they use to train airport staff to detect bombs. no clue what to do with it so i bring it to school. :)
@jrkent98
2 жыл бұрын
My best Christmas experience is after mother’s dog passed away, I got her a relatively sentimental frame with a selection of pictures of the dog. I knew she loved it, and I knew she’d appreciate it. Genuinely put a lot of care and consideration into memorialising the dog for her because she loved it and wanted to do it justice. She did love it, cried over it, and still has it to this day. That same year, she got me a rubber turd
@pancake_crab4457
2 жыл бұрын
This reads like a good SNL joke 👍
@NoriMori1992
2 жыл бұрын
Wowowowow
@KrisThePingu
2 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting that ending
@gildanonofyabiznez6430
2 жыл бұрын
I- wow...
@yipflaptheexecutioner6519
2 жыл бұрын
@@pancake_crab4457 Then it probably wouldn't be on SNL
@spacepawdity4973
2 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t think of the worst one I’ve received until now - Two DS games. One, which was a game that taught 4th grade math, and another game based off of Santa Claus is Coming to Town
@bandband4498
2 жыл бұрын
Was the math game Brain Age or Big Brain Academy?
@spacepawdity4973
2 жыл бұрын
@@bandband4498 Neither
@bandband4498
2 жыл бұрын
@@spacepawdity4973 do you have any idea?
@spacepawdity4973
2 жыл бұрын
@@bandband4498 I looked it up and it was called Kids Learn Math
@bandband4498
2 жыл бұрын
@@spacepawdity4973 Ok
@shadow_leaf7965
10 ай бұрын
There's been a few, but the worst was probably a porcelain doll antique. I'm terrified of dolls. I still have no idea why my own mother would give that to me
@Interference22
3 ай бұрын
Hands down the worst I've ever had was a car escape hammer -- y'know, one of those tools for getting out of a crashed car, with a point for shattering windows and an edge for cutting seatbelts. I was 12, and very confused as to what my uncle thought I got up to on the weekends.
@shmoolia953
2 жыл бұрын
The worst (and also best) gift I ever got was when my brother gave me an envelope of money and said “get a better haircut”
@suprafatadecontact
2 жыл бұрын
Omg this made me laugh so hard, sibling pettyness at its finest lol
@MrVellum
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry it’s sibling love
@plate4814
2 жыл бұрын
that's the most sibling thing I have heard today
@calechipconecrimes
2 жыл бұрын
well i think you should get a better haircut
@shmoolia953
2 жыл бұрын
@@calechipconecrimes pfft. Thanks. I did eventually, but in my defence, then covid happened so it took a sec
@APerson-ml1tz
2 жыл бұрын
one time i got a hamster for christmas, later that evening he shat himself to death
@Matt_Rose
2 жыл бұрын
That's how, as a kid, my hamster died as well. Albeit not on Christmas...
@APerson-ml1tz
2 жыл бұрын
@@Matt_Rose why is that so common 😭
@JumalaPlays
2 жыл бұрын
How😂😂
@pisc77
2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but i'm laughing so hard that i can't feel sad
@jadejunnie3285
2 жыл бұрын
Now I need dead hamster stories
@MiyuMimikyu
7 ай бұрын
"it's the thought that counts" sometimes there is no thought
@rad4924
11 ай бұрын
I once got given a bootleg copy of Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory (an album I already owned) except it was just the cover and inside was a CD of some guy wailing in Chinese.
@healerofthewaters6508
2 жыл бұрын
How is seven kilos of pasta a bad gift? That sounds AMAZING. THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES FOR DISHES.
@DodgeThatAttack
2 жыл бұрын
Just think of the pastabilities!
@borger4505
2 жыл бұрын
So much lasagna can be done with that pasta, if you are willing to use the wrong type of pasta, that's it
@h-Films
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe they never got something worse
@Eldritch-thing
2 жыл бұрын
YES
@Profileunused
2 жыл бұрын
@@DodgeThatAttack *rAmen* to that
@phonegingi
2 жыл бұрын
one time I was out doing a bit of shopping, night before christmas. dude in front of me had about 20 something hams. once he finished checking out, he turned to me, gave me a ham, and told me "merry christmas!" I do not celebrate christmas nor do I eat meat. I strive to be as iconic as him though
@IMINSIDEYOURMUM
Жыл бұрын
Dude sounds awesome.
@phonegingi
Жыл бұрын
@@IMINSIDEYOURMUM ikr? I love him
@scoopskicat
Жыл бұрын
what an absolute legend
@Evening_Star6
11 ай бұрын
Hell yes. I hope that man had an amazing Christmas, and has an amazing rest of his life.
@yum976
7 ай бұрын
Honestly I would do that if it wasn't for my crippling anxiety. What did you do with the ham, anyway?
@JensMorrison
Жыл бұрын
My worst gift? My daughter (first kid) was 2 months old, and had to go through open heart surgery just before Christmas (She's fine now, 10 years later, this was the girl that the doctors told my wife to abort, repeatedly, due to UN and hospital policies), and my dad died on Christmas. Same year.
@TheCorazonPawprint
11 ай бұрын
For 5 years in a row, I've gotten everything animal themed from my grandma for Christmas ...even though I've told them multiple times that I didn't want anything animal themed anymore
@cherrypawz678
2 жыл бұрын
one year when i was like 6 my mom took me to a white elephant christmas party and after all the joke gifts were given all the kids were given actual gifts by a dad in a santa suit all the other kids got cool new toys and plushies and stuff i got a 12 pack of socks because i was "more mature than the other kids". i cried.
@lorri1917
2 жыл бұрын
that is sad. you dont do that to a 6 year old
@secretelydepresso8625
2 жыл бұрын
I never EVER got toys, I feel you lol Now I'm 28 and spend thousands of dollars in action figures
@stinky59
2 жыл бұрын
@@secretelydepresso8625 same, the “i didn’t get to have any cool toys when i was little so i’m buying them NOW” behavior!! as a kid i was always given informational books about subjects i didn’t like, socks, wallets, other stuff like that because i was the “smart and quiet” one meanwhile my friends and cousins got actual fun things. but like, jokes on you mom and dad cuz now i am in college and literally all my disposable income goes to the display cabinet of expensive figures lol
@texanarchy666
2 жыл бұрын
@@lorri1917 yea, socks aren't a bad gift if you're older, like I'm 15 and wouldn't mind them, but 6 years old?? that's kinda mean.
@madlaboratorian8696
2 жыл бұрын
@@stinky59 I'm the same. As a kid, I wasn't allowed to watch anime because it "came from a godless country." The first thing I did when I moved out was watch Death Note. To this day, I've watch 283 different anime series to completion. Take that, DAD!
@AMCoffee
2 жыл бұрын
I'll never forget the year my grandma gave me the book "Nowhere but Up - The Story of Justin Beiber's Mom". The amount of effort it took not to laugh at that was absolutely titanic. Ditto for everyone else in the room.
@Spritzkrieg
2 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I hope my relatives aren't worried about upsetting me like that when I'm old. My family sometimes purposely gets each other gifts we don't want because it's funny. I got a very specific Harry Potter-themed mug this Christmas, and the only benefit it gave me was a symphony of laughter. Also a year or two ago, I ran out of ideas and saw a porcelain(-looking) pineapple decoration in the clearance section of Wal-Mart. Bought it for my mom because I thought it was stupid, then it turned out to be one of her favorite gifts. She likes decorating.
@eebu4053
2 жыл бұрын
oqh no my dog killed our rodge
@1993Southparkfan
2 жыл бұрын
Wait. There was a book about Justin Beiber’s mom?
@chocolatburp2436
2 жыл бұрын
@@1993Southparkfan i love how it isn't even his mom's name and who she is a mom to, just "justin bieber's mom", not even giving her her own personality or thing
@kirilkirilov6241
2 жыл бұрын
@@Spritzkrieg yeah, a friend of mine and I got a tradition to give each other stupid gifts. I love it. A beef heart, a hammer, a sink, a lady's handbag, bike parts (we don't have bikes) and so on... No more being worried if they would like the gift or not - they sure won't, but we will have some laughs.
@Moocow2003
Жыл бұрын
I've been that person before. I really do try to give sentimental gifts, I'm just usually the last to hear about family news. So I gave my sister a Moomins plant pot to match her kitchen decor and I gave her fiance some cool pasta (I promise you it was cool pasta) for Christmas without knowing that they had very recently lost their house and now did not have a stove, or a kitchen.
@KimJongUnnie
6 ай бұрын
Aw you tried 😂
@3rdalbum
3 ай бұрын
At least pasta is very easy to cook on a camping stove.
@ares395
6 ай бұрын
As an autistic person all of these horrible, horrible stories only solidify my opinion that suprise gifts are shit. Why are so many people so far up their own asses that they think they know exactly what a person wants only for said person to be horribly disappointed. If a person wants something, don't give them a shittier version of what they want. Never do that. Just give them something else entirely or don't ask in the first place.
@Racecar-roaster
2 ай бұрын
Yeah like surprise gifts are hit or miss. Like you could get the best thing ever or the worst thing that could make you cry. Which is why I prefer gifts I want as an autistic person as well.
@kaibird542
14 сағат бұрын
I’m also autistic and I always tell my parents exactly what I want for any gift-related holidays. Thankfully they are more than happy to let me do that X)
@kupkate04
2 жыл бұрын
When I was like ten or eleven, I got a stuffed cat from my aunt. It wasn't a normal stuffed cat, it had a freaky, realistic face, and it was "pregnant". You could legit stick your hand up into it and pull out little kittens that looked just as creepy as their mother. I never played with it.
@lenamuller4104
2 жыл бұрын
Ayo what the fu-
@JJ_Jonah
2 жыл бұрын
What the fuck
@aninternetintrovert869
2 жыл бұрын
OMG SAME I GOT THAT FROM MY GREAT AUNT ONE YEAR,,,, I WAS FOURTEEN LMAO
@kupkate04
2 жыл бұрын
@@aninternetintrovert869 what is with aunts and getting people weird toys lmao
@katnissever-meme9318
2 жыл бұрын
Was it a Kitty Surprise? I had one, but mine was actually really cute instead of being creepy and over realistic. They've released different versions of the toy over the years, so I'm assuming we didn't have the same one lol (mine was the 2005 version that didn't have the plastic face, I agree the plastic face ones are kinda creepy though). I used to pretend mine was part kangaroo or something and have the kittens hide in her pouch like a baby kangaroo would.
@Monkey13049
2 жыл бұрын
Seems as though Matt won’t be getting away from Furby’s anytime soon.
@AdminHouse
9 ай бұрын
Pink, religious pajamas.
@tweeklikesmeth
8 ай бұрын
Pink, religious pajamas
@mountaindewbajablast4794
Ай бұрын
Pink, religious pajamas.
@Tainira94
Ай бұрын
Pink, religious pajamas.
@SOPOAE1
Жыл бұрын
after the beard in the ziploc I just instantly assumed that at 1:42 she was gonna say that she received her grandma leg in a ziploc. I wouldn't have thought of it if it wasn't because of the beard one, I would never think it would be okay to receive a leg in a ziploc. Or idk, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have come to that conclusion on my own
@mollikonki
2 жыл бұрын
Never really gotten a “bad” Christmas gift, but my, grandma, who is hard on seeing, got me a shirt that said, “I ❤️ Moms” she thought it said, “I ❤️ M&Ms”. I’m not even a fan of M&Ms
@enoo5694
2 жыл бұрын
@@august8185 hold up the moms one or M&Ms one?
@lorifischer6885
2 жыл бұрын
Still a win
@stupididiot9336
2 жыл бұрын
the real question here is... do you
@rebekahl840
2 жыл бұрын
I read that as M&S then said "Wtf do you have against M&S"
@diegob798
2 жыл бұрын
Grandma knows what's up
@beckr6609
2 жыл бұрын
When I was nine, my dad got me a professional bug collecting kit. Complete with lethal poison. Thanks dad
@sirspookybones1118
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he's trying to train you to be an assassin
@udfdsfrgfdrgfd
2 жыл бұрын
dude that sounds sick. i want that
@gibbie_bathwater
2 жыл бұрын
my dumbass would have tried the poison
@twinostrich8045
2 жыл бұрын
Lethal to bugs, right? Right??
@amandajensen3382
2 жыл бұрын
That's so dope 🐛🐜🐞
@tsifirakiehl4250
Жыл бұрын
Two different relatives have given me earrings. My ears are not pierced, and they never will be because I’m scared of needles.
@Jennifer-dk1ni
3 ай бұрын
Dunno if this helps at all but ears actually get pierced with a thing that is more like a stapler. Like they literally load it up with your choice of stud earrings and staple them into your ears. No needles in sight as far as I recall. 😂
@tsifirakiehl4250
3 ай бұрын
@Jennifer-dk1ni When my sister got her ears pierced, she went to a professional piercing studio, and they used needles. They also said that piercings done with needles are less likely to get infected than piercings done with those stapler things, and I like infections even less than I like needles.
@DarkShard5728
15 күн бұрын
@@Jennifer-dk1nistaples are just double needles, what are you on about
@kipshangout2211
6 ай бұрын
I have gotten an entire plate of shrimp. I’m allergic to shrimp.
@olivercharles2930
2 ай бұрын
Damn, you know hitler or something?
@Solarmyr
2 жыл бұрын
This isn't the *worst* Christmas gift I've ever gotten, but this was definitely a memorable one. As a kid I was very much not into conventionally feminine stuff; I didn't like make-up, I found dolls creepy and I actively avoided the colour pink like the plague. I was that kind of kid. I loved to draw so I was more inclined towards art stuff like sketchpads, pencils and stationery than anything else. Yet in spite of this, every year without fail I would end up with pink stuff. Pink pajamas, pink body lotion, pink toys, etc. Despite telling a lot of my family I didn't like pink and despite the fact I generally wouldn't use anything that was pink. Yes, I was that petty. And the cherry on the sundae for all of this? One year my uncle got me a fluffy, pink pencil case for me to put my art supplies in. 'T'was truly a very conflicting Christmas for my tiny ten year old self.
@jakegarrett8109
2 жыл бұрын
Lol, I would have just spray painted the pencil case, but can't do that for clothes.
@EpicgamerGTG
2 жыл бұрын
Lol I'm an artist too Don't know if you still draw but I'm 95% sure you do
@bellacaddel
2 жыл бұрын
I was also into art stuff as a kid. I bought a new sketchbook about a month before Christmas, yet to use it. My parents helped me decide which one to get. On Christmas, what did I get? Another sketchbook, which sat deep in my bookshelf for a long, long time.
@Solarmyr
2 жыл бұрын
@@jakegarrett8109 Funnily enough I asked my parents to help me try and dye it black at the time, but nothing ever came of that.
@Solarmyr
2 жыл бұрын
@@EpicgamerGTG I do! Not as often as I used to but I still draw pretty regularly. Why are you so sure?
@randomisonline
2 жыл бұрын
My grandma got me a puzzle of a cat where several of the pieces were also cats. It was a cute idea since I like cats, but the problem was the puzzle pieces didn't lock together properly so if you so much as nudged it the pieces would move out of place. Also, several of the pieces were fused together. I don't blame my grandma at all for this, but it was a pretty upsetting gift since I was actually excited to put the puzzle together. Edit: I got another one of the exact same puzzle this year for Christmas from my parents.
@hiimcrazyfordrwho
2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the struggle of poorly constructed puzzles
@RyanTosh
2 жыл бұрын
My family got a puzzle for christmas once. It was a world map. It was labeled in chinese. And all the pieces were the exact same shape. I feel your badly-made-puzzle pain.
@livefortheafternoon
2 жыл бұрын
@@RyanTosh that sucks
@Tunafishling
2 жыл бұрын
Same, I have a very strange obsession with cats.
@Belshazzaresque
2 жыл бұрын
@@Tunafishling can't beat running your fingers through a pussy's fur and feeling the vibrations. just hope yours doesn't dribble, mine did from time to time and omg it stank so bad
@randomcub922
8 ай бұрын
The stomach flu. Made that Christmas fun😂
@exist7415
Жыл бұрын
The 100% irish part got me. Also 15 dead birds is impressive for a cat in one day.
@Kya_YT
2 жыл бұрын
I think the worse Christmas gift I got was an incredibly scratched copy of Arceus and the Jewel of Life. The DVD would glitch and freeze a lot when Giratina appeared and the thing would stop entirely during a flashback scene. Luckily my mom got me a new copy once I told her what happened and it wasn’t scratched as all hell this time (btw its a really good movie, you should watch it if you haven’t lmao)
@estebson
2 жыл бұрын
Ngl the disc glitching and freezing when Giratina appears sounds like a really cool 4th wall break effect
@Kya_YT
2 жыл бұрын
@@estebson True
@dbseamz
2 жыл бұрын
I really want to watch all the movies but I also don't want them to spoil things for me so I'm trying to watch the show in order first. Which I don't have much free time to do, especially since the rest of my family thinks the audio (at least in the first several seasons) is "annoying" because "everyone is shouting all the time".
@pugzinbb6924
2 жыл бұрын
@@dbseamz OMG that's what my family always says, there must be a family tutorial lol
@dbseamz
2 жыл бұрын
@@pugzinbb6924 to be fair there was one episode (So Near Yet So Farfetchd) that I saw recently that really did start with a couple minutes' worth of Misty shouting.
@cute_bunny1393
2 жыл бұрын
When I was little I was dead scared of the movie Coraline and had constant nightmares after watching it. One of the main points in the movie is that some characters had button eyes. One year for Christmas my grandma had gotten me a La La Loppzi doll which had button eyes and I almost cried
@ironicivan4928
2 жыл бұрын
better than all the other presents in the comments but still bad
@StrykerMagnum
2 жыл бұрын
@@black_forest_ Now I kind of want a plush with a disgusting, realistic dangly eye. I reckon I could actually even make something like that...
@Basils_Garden
2 жыл бұрын
@@StrykerMagnum what the fuck. send me one smh
@y2kplanet
2 жыл бұрын
People are scared of Coraline? First time I watched it I slept like a baby
@Pan_De_Seal
2 жыл бұрын
Oof! Man that must've sucked bro ! Bet you gave it away or something lmaoo But yeah, I like the lalaloopsy dolls bcuz it reminded me of coraline. lol
@ruler255
Жыл бұрын
4:48 man, I remember that. (hearing the news) Time flies (that was 2006)
@Lejo04
Жыл бұрын
One year in high school during a gift exchange a friend of mine gave me some of her own hand me downs that I had *seen* her wearing to school, even recently. That might have been understandable save for the fact that she was 4’ 5” and I was 5’ 7” and nearly double her weight. Sorry Hannah.
@D.Z.Shafty
Жыл бұрын
My mum got me a anime drawing book. It was a guide to how to draw in the style in anime. I love the book but when my mum announced what it was... "Here look. I got you a book about those Hentais you watch." I actually died inside. Thank god I was the only one who actually knew what that meant.
@scottish_lunatic
Жыл бұрын
this is why i always research what a word means if ive never heard it before, to avoid doing this.
@rainbowspongebob
Жыл бұрын
Man I would of died so much inside if this happened to me
@F.R.E.D.D2986
Жыл бұрын
DDDDDDDDD: I would just cry
@justafan9206
Жыл бұрын
WTF.
@svenk3913
Жыл бұрын
The cultured part hurt to read
@ellyzesavagebanana
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting 10 bibles for Christmas, looking up at the person who gave the present, and saying "I'm an atheist."
@axolotdraws9946
Жыл бұрын
like even if the person who got the 10 bibles WAS christian, WHY DO THEY NEED TEN COPIES
@LetsPlay-7D5
Жыл бұрын
“Oh I know, that’s why I got them for ya, bitch.”
@yowtfputthemaskbackon9202
Жыл бұрын
depends on the bibles tbh
@Mashedpotato789
Жыл бұрын
Yea like i dont really believe in god
@yowtfputthemaskbackon9202
Жыл бұрын
@@Mashedpotato789 thats not realy all the bible's about though.
@picklesaregreatt
Жыл бұрын
One time my grandma gave me a tiny copper bowl with a hamster bone she found in her back yard as the spoon handle to go with the bowl
@emmahealy4863
7 ай бұрын
Um, if it was big enough to be a spoon, it *probably* cane from something a little larger than a hamster 😂 hamster legs are like 2cm long, their bones are tinsy
@emmahealy4863
7 ай бұрын
Super cute present though (although kinda weird since it's not you hamster and you've never shown any interest in hones before). I have so many eggs and skulls and things knocking around that I wish I could do more with than just surrender to a terrarium or stick on a wall to terrify houseguests...
@picklesaregreatt
7 ай бұрын
@@emmahealy4863 it was a spoon handle lol the actual spoon was copper
@-belue-6697
Жыл бұрын
“HOW AN ORGAN WORKS!” My dumb ass fully thinking it was a book about the organs in your body…possibly just one specific organ!… Two seconds later: “I DON’T PLAY THE ORGAN!”… Me: “OH! OK! 🤡”
@doctorbillsans9492
2 жыл бұрын
Okay, but the beard one is a top tier dad joke
@joshshrum2764
2 жыл бұрын
Is it Asgore, tier though, also i was about to say this regardless of your username.
@carcinoGetenicist
2 жыл бұрын
@@joshshrum2764 this has absolutely nothing to do with undertale
@fefe177
2 жыл бұрын
@@carcinoGetenicist true
@joshshrum2764
2 жыл бұрын
@@carcinoGetenicist Well you are just being toxic because of the very mention of a character from it it just reminded me of Asgore, and i was asking is it as good as a joke he would make.
@carcinoGetenicist
2 жыл бұрын
@@joshshrum2764 Somebody said "father" and it instantly reminded you of a videogame character? Okay then.
@AiOinc1
2 жыл бұрын
The year I graduated high school, me and my brother were asked to sign my parents divorce papers as witnesses on Christmas.
@idk-_-
2 жыл бұрын
💀
@tintren
2 жыл бұрын
cool
@lasolady
2 жыл бұрын
This year, your present is TWO Christmas's!
@Robtop-ml4sv
2 жыл бұрын
“Merry Christmas here’s ur present”-ur parents probably
@redribbonrox3292
2 жыл бұрын
Okay you win
@Wacofungus
7 ай бұрын
Football gloves. I absolutely despise all sports, especially football. My grandad also got me a 6kg kettle bell. I don’t lift weights and even if I did 6kg is too light do me much good. Makes a good door stop though.
@theamazingbiff
6 ай бұрын
In 2015 my service dog died and I was completely devastated. One of my cousins didn't get the memo, because he gave me a dog collar for Christmas. I had this huge grief explosion and sobbed out of control for 45 minutes. I couldn't stop! Fortunately the rest of the family was very understanding.
@bert7651
2 жыл бұрын
One Christmas I got given a set of miniature train tracks and little plastic trees and animals for decorations. I cried because my trains had all been smashed to pieces previously by my dad, who conveniently forgetting this, decided to lecture me on the spot about taking care of my belongings. Bitter, furious tears of a six year old on Christmas.
@cheeseium
2 жыл бұрын
jeez... i hope youre ok now
@user-mg1pj2vt9l
2 жыл бұрын
What a piece of sh*t. 😞
@audrey2498
2 жыл бұрын
i don’t mean this in an offensive way, but did your dad have any mental illnesses or something that was making him do that or something?
@NerdyCatCoffeeee
2 жыл бұрын
@@audrey2498 People don't need mental illnesses to act like a bastard. Their dad is just a bad person. A mental illness would mean the Dad did it unintentionally. (like 1-2 trains. maybe like 4-5 but not all of em)
@danielt619
2 жыл бұрын
Ok he must have been horrible probably don’t talk to that horrible human
@L-and-P
2 жыл бұрын
The worst Christmas gift I got was a copy of the new diary of a wimpy kid book. The catch? I already had one, and 5 people in the family had bought me one not realizing it would be really popular and I probably already had one.
@twilighthairball
2 жыл бұрын
Happened to my best friend too, I don't remember which book exactly but it was the bestseller from the season and three different people bought it for her.
@jacobschepannek3876
2 жыл бұрын
I got a copy of a diary of a Wimpy kid book that was one where you had to write your own sections of the story. It was second hand and already written in.
@fishmaster665
2 жыл бұрын
I once had this book read it a few times and then when we moved house I gave it away, then one day someone gives me the book as a present I decide to change it for another book at the book store and then I find out that I needed to read the book for school.
@joshshrum2764
2 жыл бұрын
I’m so sorry dude need a virtual hug?.
@handlebarevildimension
2 жыл бұрын
Well, now you can make a summoning circle entirely of Diary of a Wimpy Kid books~ yay~
@eyeless.spider
Жыл бұрын
Mine was from my grandma, who bought me a shirt that says "just a girl that loves sketching, ramen and anime." I'm a guy
@KasumiRINA
Жыл бұрын
My worst gift was dad getting a tape with Soviet cartoons... I was a little kid but at that time I was already watching normal, Western toons, and I didn't need HIS childhood fulfilled. Also, I wanted a toy and was too little to appreciate owning media. I cried my eyes out... It wasn't that bad of a gift just bad experience and surprised parents.
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