@@labeebashhab brouuughyyyy FOR REALSIES!!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣😋😉🙃🙂🤣😆😄😃😶🌫😶🌫😶🌫😶🌫🤧🤧🤮🤮😎🥸🥳🤯
@Steve-cm2ys
Жыл бұрын
"Us" all have afros so the joke really is on THEM. 💩🤣
@GeorgeNiklaus
3 жыл бұрын
I watched this whole thing. You are evil.
@legallyapumpkin3189
2 жыл бұрын
I watched it twice
@clayandannasteinwinter8747
2 жыл бұрын
Ha
@diogocourinha4943
2 жыл бұрын
@@legallyapumpkin3189 were you making sure you didn't skip an important part?
@procivitas6923
2 жыл бұрын
Isn't this a kind of fraud or theft (of time/attention) ?🤔👎
@stoosam3244
Жыл бұрын
Thanks...i skipped to the end and was grateful.
@RockTheClock247
Жыл бұрын
He should’ve said “that’s Dr. Jackass to you”
@rong4189
27 күн бұрын
👍
@muhammadhashir6136
2 жыл бұрын
I am a bit dissapointed but can we just acknowledge how good of a storyteller he is, this is easily the best build up to a puncline...even if the punchline is a bail out.
@unknowncrypto7114
2 жыл бұрын
if you didnt cry you missed the big joke xD or maybe its because I'm high ?
@dthomscappello
Жыл бұрын
Punchline is perfect no idea what you're on about
@steverenom.299
3 ай бұрын
F*ck you, Mohammad. Lol. You're right, he tells a great story.
@12vLife
Жыл бұрын
watching this video until the end is like spending 8 years in college only to use what they learned on the playground in 4th grade. But honestly it describes a lot of people we know who dedicate their life to higher education.
@rotisseriechicken4492
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like that was supposed to not be funny, but it was so anti climatic I died of laughter
@pragmatist165
3 жыл бұрын
What’s got 3 eyes and 3 legs?.. .. 3 Pirates........ haha ha ha haaaaa
@GEnghis559
3 жыл бұрын
Dude, same
@MMM82176
3 жыл бұрын
What is the joke?
@olivoil9687
3 жыл бұрын
@@MMM82176 The joke is the anticlimax of it all. The joke spent all that time building up to that final moment, and then it was just anticlimactic. That’s the joke
@asiac8968
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@pps22001
4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard in my apartment that my neighbors knocked on the door. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MMM82176
3 жыл бұрын
What is the joke?
@mayaq8324
2 жыл бұрын
@@MMM82176 that the result of seven years of studies on witty replies was just a stupid f* you reply, nothing witty at all
@mordysalem1498
Жыл бұрын
bless you for being able to enjoy it i found myself feeling so disappointed :(
@McQ14
Жыл бұрын
I like this joke because it has some special meaning to me. I was that clown. Ok, in all seriousness, I learned this joke back in 1977 or 1978, when my older brother's fraternity brothers were visiting our house one summer day. I was painting a fence around our back yard and two of the fraternity brothers kindly decided to help me paint. One of them told this joke, but he told it over about an hour and a half to two-hour period, all while we painted that fence. It was so elaborate and drawn out, with the dad going all over the world to learn humor and comebacks, from the Jim Porter School of Snappy Remarks and Comeback Humor, to an old hermit high in the Himalayas. The story was a fun ride while we painted, and it made the final, "F you, clown!" so much more aggravating and hilarious! I've been retelling this joke for decades, much to the dismay of my friends, wife, and children. So great to see it here in a nice, concise version. It still works!
@robw9435
Жыл бұрын
I call BS. No way frat boys can work two hours straight without a case of beer disappearing.
@williamwalker5326
4 ай бұрын
No no no, the clown asks the dad...Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? The dad reply's... Sure I did. Upon which the clown says...Well, he's back in town and he wants your number!
@jameschesterton
Ай бұрын
Funny.
@nicolaignazio
4 жыл бұрын
All those years of studying were way worth it
@caseymeyer5773
3 ай бұрын
Literally laughed out loud, I will use this today!!!
@justinjune28
3 жыл бұрын
I don't believe it. I haven't heard this joke since probably 1992 or so. It was my buddies favorite joke, and we all went around saying the punchline for years to each other. Thanks for posting this.
@musafirghayrmaeruf1
2 жыл бұрын
Ah dude thats amazing
@michaellavery4899
2 жыл бұрын
It's nothing special. I hear that punchline every day.
@marcpabel4768
3 жыл бұрын
The moral of the story is: „Joke is on you.“
@TheGregJill
4 жыл бұрын
There is a big difference between you favorite joke, and the best joke ever told.
@MasterOfKnowledge.
Жыл бұрын
Nah, this is just simply the best joke ever told
@petergriffin8269
3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, not sure why there's so many dislikes
@failure3653
2 жыл бұрын
still dont understand...
@monsterhunterdude5448
4 жыл бұрын
My goodness, the build-up was better than the end result.
@ifusubtomepewdiepiewillgiv1569
3 жыл бұрын
my expectations were so highh
@asifaslam2835
3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@paulh7589
3 жыл бұрын
I would love to have a beer with you and my Brothers. I was laughing the whole way through! You have the exact gift of gab that we do. Listening to you spin that yarn was like listening to my Brothers and I. With you, that would make five of us doing our best to make each other laugh.
@_T_R_E_V_O_R_
3 жыл бұрын
This joke was a joke Funny level -1000
@nunyabidnis5407
3 жыл бұрын
A fat lady carrying a pig, a man riding a goat and a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kinda joke?"
@jangid8002
3 ай бұрын
Loved it 😂😂😂
@jasonpascascio4379
3 жыл бұрын
Bro, my wife and I seriously laughed so hard. Thank You🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💯💯💯
@VeronicaMcCarrison
3 жыл бұрын
He must be the father in the story who has this Academic degree of insults and profanities. 🤓
@aldonapolitano5979
3 жыл бұрын
This one was all in the setup and delivery. I thought it was a good job.
@sillyme1
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this was meant to waste my time
@kiillabytez
Жыл бұрын
I just ordered an egg and a chicken online. I'll let you know which comes first.
@PortmanRd
Жыл бұрын
How do you sell a car to dwarf? Kneel down and say.. "Do you want to buy a car?"
@whalecat8049
4 жыл бұрын
That's a lot of dislikes for the best joke ever
@Criostoirg
3 жыл бұрын
Why does this have so many dislikes I thought it was legit hilarious
@Christina_Cage
Жыл бұрын
This actually IS the best joke ever 😂 🤣 I nearly died laughing
@nosna9116
3 жыл бұрын
The whole point is that he studied for years and years and that was all he got
@Steve-cm2ys
Жыл бұрын
I didn't thought of that! Dern!
@spiderdudeproductions
2 жыл бұрын
Every once in a while I come back to this joke, waiting for it to start gaining popularity.
@PortmanRd
Жыл бұрын
Two eggs boiling in a pan. 1st egg- "It's bloody hot in here." 2nd egg- "This is nothing. When you get taken out your head gets smashed in with a spoon."
@lucasorisrex4558
3 жыл бұрын
You know what, it was actually pretty good 10/10
@rogerodle8750
8 ай бұрын
I told my brother this joke 20 years ago and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. And I can always get him to laugh by simply repeating the punch line. Fantastic joke.
@AceTac
3 жыл бұрын
My laugh was very delayed 😂
@asiac8968
3 жыл бұрын
Same! It took me like 10 seconds of going "that's not funny", and then I burst into laughter.
@yousifmq
2 жыл бұрын
I laughed like 3 mins later after I processed the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing 😂
@wofty33
3 жыл бұрын
Why did the orphan go to KFC? To eat KFC
@HandsomeMadMax
3 ай бұрын
KFC is the name of the restaurant, sir. You can not eat a restaurant.
@Thomasssa
10 ай бұрын
It’s like every shooter says I put the fun in funeral
@Wahey
3 жыл бұрын
Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag. And a joke written by Spike Milligan topped the poll.
@lpr5269
9 ай бұрын
I like the one about the moth who goes to a podiatrist's office. He starts telling the podiatrist all his problems at home and at work. He goes on and on for about 5 minutes. So just imagine I'm going on and on describing this and you are waiting for the punch line. Finally the podiatrist says "Well you seem to have a lot of issues but if I may ask why did you come to see me, I'm a foot specialist. The moth says "Well, I saw the light on." 😂😂😂
@roberto3262
Жыл бұрын
I'm no doctor, but I probably would've said that the first time.
@CyanideSublime
4 ай бұрын
The setup was sweet. The bait and switch was orgasmic.
@stanparchaiski5394
Жыл бұрын
I gotta say, I like that joke. It’s set up and delivered really well. In a similar style that the great Norm Macdonald would use. Nice long stretched story and a good ending. I laugh every time I watch it. Good job.
@GEnghis559
3 жыл бұрын
Dude I’m still laughing at this joke
@peace6566
2 жыл бұрын
this was the longest 2 minutes and 30 seconds of my life
@j-sant-animations8105
3 жыл бұрын
Intense Wheezing
@michaelfirth1075
Жыл бұрын
Brilliant, love it.
@tristanmacavery96
Жыл бұрын
A nice "shaggy dog story," where the build-up is the key to the joke. Well-timed, told smoothly and without any hesitation or stumbling. This guy knows his shaggy dogs well. (I was about to say that he knows how to shag, but that's not for me to know.)
@jamesbrent2504
6 ай бұрын
Reminds me of an urban legend story about Bozo. Some kids on the show were scuffling and misbehaving. He said "That's a Bozo no-no." One of them replied "Cram it, Clown" on live TV.
@sirraymondluxuryyacht8131
29 күн бұрын
He should have said "At least I'm not a clown"
@6k911Channel
4 жыл бұрын
Nice to see that PHD payed off...
@alfrednobel1586
4 жыл бұрын
What did i just hear
@pantelnia7671
3 жыл бұрын
We all expected something spectacular but we got ultimate stupid ending. And that's what i call a joke.
@caatcher
Жыл бұрын
Great, great joke teller.
@raymondlin8728
Жыл бұрын
All I got out of this is I wan a spicy chicken sandwich , a frosty, and fries
@theshyestsasquatch
Күн бұрын
I’d like to see the college syllabus for a major in retorts. That idea was more interesting than the premise of the joke.
@zoolygreb7885
5 ай бұрын
At least I'm not a clown delivering the same line 20 years later!
@crazyburkey3677
5 ай бұрын
It took him nearly twenty years to realize something most people would have known in 2 seconds
@mattiassahlen
3 жыл бұрын
Haha, great delivery and great anticipation. Well played sir!
@OpentheEffinGate
Жыл бұрын
That is a damn great long-form joke. Thanks for sharing it!
@thefeatheredbutcher2806
Жыл бұрын
My new favourite joke
@RoccoDesta
3 жыл бұрын
Love this joke.
@TheCaramrod24
4 жыл бұрын
Why are there no comments? This was on dumb joke...... And that's why I loved it. You had me giggling to myself for quite awhile. Thanks man. Old school joke telling is a lost art
@Officialpaiman
3 жыл бұрын
I laughed and almost choked on my tea
@Christina_Cage
Жыл бұрын
Same.
@jamesmccusker1433
19 сағат бұрын
A woman bumps into a car in a shopping mall car park. The door opens and a dwarf gets out and runs around to the front of his car. After looking at the damage he says to the woman I'm not happy! She replies to him. Really which one are you then? 😂😂
@appiechiko
2 жыл бұрын
I laughed hard on this one 😂
@whiskyweasal89
Жыл бұрын
I feel like this is a good joke because that’s all I want to tell people 24/7.
@Mandy-qs9vg
3 жыл бұрын
Bret: telling a joke Me : do you think that’s really funny
@noir8455
Жыл бұрын
i see , each time we realize the cosmic joke we basically reset and stray away from the joke in order to once again realize the cosmic joke
@JenDiggityDirt
2 жыл бұрын
My son was grumpy so I searched “best joke ever”. This was at the top of the list. The joke sucked but it was so bad we laughed and that’s what I was going for so…thanks!
@Apethantos
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite version of the punchline is Spoilers "YOU are the jackass!"
@koffykingy2150
3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂 watch till end, best joke in the whole world
@the600cc
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha damn all that schooling just to say two words back hahahahaha. Good one ☝️
@omarjassar4650
3 ай бұрын
Q : What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer ??? . . . . . A : The TASTE 😂😂😂😂😂
@Christina_Cage
Жыл бұрын
"Christina, I'm going to kill you" has so far been the best reaction I've recieved after telling this joke 😂 I don't get why tho because I nearly wet myself the first time I heard this and dedicated a whole day to learning to tell it properly.
@carlnelson2922
3 ай бұрын
Pretty goddamn good
@hugodogobob
Жыл бұрын
Gotta say that was a lot better than expected
@box4765
3 жыл бұрын
1 year ago but still bloody funny
@elgamberro8880
8 ай бұрын
if leaving blueballed was a joke
@thomasbutler6255
Жыл бұрын
The only thing missing in this joke is the set up, the delivery and the punchline. Other than that, it was funny.
@janenore2273
Жыл бұрын
ANYWAY--are you at Arby's in Neptune,NJ? Inquiring minds want to know....ty
@rouchar
7 ай бұрын
Edging in its purest form
@beowulfthedane
3 ай бұрын
That's like getting hired as Ronald McDonald and getting to clean toilets at McDonalds. Not the same!
@bubblegumgo
2 жыл бұрын
after that punchline i feel like the dad.
@JustinBlastoff
3 жыл бұрын
Thats actually pretty clever
@tedrobinson372
2 жыл бұрын
You are good! I liked it. Thumbs up!
@diamondsandgold1993
3 жыл бұрын
I think the truth to this joke is that he's saying that degrees are useless. Me and my sister are pursuing our Bachelors and I know some degree fields that sounded completely useless - like an art degree, fashion design, or a music degree, "cut downs and witty retorts", ect. So personally I made sure to study science or you can study for something that deals with the medical field to be guaranteed a job and not waste time. Just my opinion and experience though.
@vamountainman2512
3 жыл бұрын
There are many meaningful fields of study that do translate to real life employment opportunities. They are not difficult to determine if you have half a brain. Educate yourself :)
@diamondsandgold1993
2 жыл бұрын
@@vamountainman2512 You make it sound as though you're defending a field you took while you considered the easy road. I clearly said what I decided to take and is much harder than most. Educate youself.
@warptek
Жыл бұрын
@@vamountainman2512 Sounds like you have a degree in Cut downs, insults and witty retorts.
@mul8045
Жыл бұрын
The truth is that doesn't matter which degree you have if you didn't learn anything from it as many students do.
@everardotalamantes1842
2 жыл бұрын
Good “education is pointless” joke!! I like it!!
@DVS-1
9 ай бұрын
I guess if you've only ever heard one joke ... love how he thought he nailed it in one take though
@brassattacks2411
2 жыл бұрын
I don't think the father came out looking any better with that reaction. Lol
@aquaticambience40
4 жыл бұрын
Never heard it before. 😂👍
@isidrosevier1125
Жыл бұрын
he got his insultciates degree.
@RFXLR
Жыл бұрын
I think the greatest joke is that he got me to watch this whole video for nothing
@moonie2465
9 ай бұрын
So you must have been the dad
@toddnmichelle
3 ай бұрын
Why did his Master's degree take 3 years?
@dangol6848
Жыл бұрын
I'm seeing three jokes in this story. Or maybe I'm thinking too much about it?
@lpr5269
9 ай бұрын
I was talking to homeless guy who was asking me for money. I said to him "Neither a borrower, nor a lender be." "That's from William Shakespeare." He paused for a second and started to walk away but he turned back and said "FUCK YOU!" "David Mamet."
@ilikemangoes7202
4 жыл бұрын
I sense a lot of projection here.
@Chloroformbong
2 жыл бұрын
this guy has a van with No windows
@thisisachannel.8366
2 жыл бұрын
I knew this would be one of those jokes that don't have an actual punchline
@LabeLincoln
2 жыл бұрын
Did I get trolled? Was this a shot at the quality of Univeraity education?
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