"Dimitri The Lover" is the most Elder Scrolls NPC name I have possibly ever heard.
@goldenghost2001
2 жыл бұрын
Bro I died when I read this
@YaminoMizu
2 жыл бұрын
It's like a low level Dark Souls NPC who's only benifit to you is giving you an item when you kill him.
@DrDolan2000
2 жыл бұрын
+@@YaminoMizu And it would be something useless like Dung Pie
@aidanwilliams7689
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite character is named “Sir Dmitri”
@danielfoodistman6012
2 жыл бұрын
LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈
@mantis1580
2 жыл бұрын
“You should look up passive aggressive disorder” is the most passive aggressive sentence I’ve heard in a while
@ilivewithghosts5460
2 жыл бұрын
Damn I just commented this too lol ill go delete it
@fredgoncalves3315
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking lmao
@starsnipe-yp5hx
2 жыл бұрын
@@ilivewithghosts5460 Gigachad
@fizzdev
2 жыл бұрын
@@ilivewithghosts5460 respect
@ilivewithghosts5460
2 жыл бұрын
@@fizzdev I didn't scroll far enough to see if anyone else mentioned it, amateur mistake
@Emperor-Quill
2 жыл бұрын
"If you're psychologically normal" Jesus Christ, listening to this guy is making me psychologically worse, and it's not even directed at me.
@shanks8681
2 жыл бұрын
man I wish this was satire
@haventchangedmypfpsince2009
2 жыл бұрын
One of the reasons I refrain from giving out my personal details, they're so talented at assuming and making up BS for complete strangers that they don't need any help from the actual facts. Not that I don't also get casual ableism when I show any form of having a personality 'for a woman' on a regular basis.
@fpl343
2 жыл бұрын
This guy is buy a gun weird seriously this wacko could be dangerous.
@amberslahlize7961
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone has something wrong with them - this guy doesn't seem to know that...:/ Thing is most people don't let their "problems" get in the way of their choices in life.
@bpogueg2
2 жыл бұрын
When he said that it blew my mind because he obviously believes that he’s 100% psychologically normal, which obviously can’t be further from the truth.
@-D3m0nikaSpirit-
2 жыл бұрын
This guy saw "American Psycho" once and decided; "life goals!"
@mintspice_
2 жыл бұрын
He was giving me knock off Patrick Bateman vibes as well
@thecaptain6520
2 жыл бұрын
Many such cases
@theregenedmoogles741
Жыл бұрын
Exactly
@psychicbyinternet
11 ай бұрын
You say that as a joke but modern incels actually idolize Norman Bates.
@angelamaryquitecontrary4609
9 ай бұрын
@@psychicbyinternetI wonder how they view Tom Cruise? Personally, he strikes me as hugely entitled, and not a little psychotic.
@alohachavez2278
2 жыл бұрын
the statement “i’m the only guy in the city with nothing wrong with him” alone is enough for me to question someone’s sanity
@saintwumples4403
2 жыл бұрын
Have a nice day I’m sorry bots are going to swarm you
@funnyyylock
2 жыл бұрын
@@saintwumples4403 I'm a bot
@f1shyspace
2 жыл бұрын
@@saintwumples4403 I am a bot. This message has been posted automatically. Please do not reply. I am a bot. I am not in danger. I am a bot. Please do not reply. I am a bot.
@divyatulsi1520
2 жыл бұрын
I love how the sentence cancels itself out as you'd have to have something wrong with you in order to believe EVERYONE else but you has something wrong with them.
@alohachavez2278
2 жыл бұрын
@@divyatulsi1520 exactly!! that’s the true definition of crazy, is when you think everyone else are the ones w the problem.
@joshpointoh
2 жыл бұрын
He sounds like a guy who even gets dumped in his made-up relationships.
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME!! !!!!!!!!!
@SoLoboo
2 жыл бұрын
Damn
@moimoi2994
2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@populatorames723
2 жыл бұрын
😂 😂
@grunkleg.3110
2 жыл бұрын
So Nick Cage in Vampire's Kiss? I could see it
@S-krill-ex
2 жыл бұрын
Dmitri the lover was actually the only man in the city who had *everything* wrong with him
@Slayqueen.x
6 ай бұрын
He’s a egotistical narcissist
@GippyHappy
2 жыл бұрын
“He has been re-arrested” One arrest was not enough, he’s too powerful. His cringe MUST be contained! Someone call the CIA, the FBI, NASA, the SCP foundation! Anyone!
@louiskr42
2 жыл бұрын
The first pokeball couldn't catch him. They needed a second one
@soundingtheskies
2 жыл бұрын
Id take the new shitty ghost busters at this point
@scarlettboggs6381
2 жыл бұрын
Can't forget the GOC and The Serpents Hand!
@silversanctum2713
2 жыл бұрын
@@scarlettboggs6381 nah we need CotBG *cough* Church of the broken god?...
@brucewayne2955
2 жыл бұрын
The SCP! 🤣🤣🤣
@kingk1878
2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t even mention the fact he got the number from a BUSINESS CARD, and he’s trying to pick her up through that 💀
@jcc3333
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@gregmcgregginton574
2 жыл бұрын
Fuckk that shi
@tucci06
2 жыл бұрын
Holy Patrick Bateman, Batman.
@sithspitdanikan4725
2 жыл бұрын
@@tucci06 Hullo, Master- Bateman
@KimStennabbCaesar
2 жыл бұрын
He obviously just wants to get down to business, as soon as possible.
@necromanta4852
2 жыл бұрын
I love that whenever Charlie sees something crazy he immediately says it's like someone from Arkham asylum did it
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME! !!!!!!!!!
@JEREMAIAHJONES
2 жыл бұрын
bots are so stupid man
@chairman96
2 жыл бұрын
Go big red
@Fatherlessbiped
2 жыл бұрын
The Moist Asylum
@Mizu-AM
2 жыл бұрын
I also love that he doesn't say "mental hospital" or anything like that, bet it's because even people in psychiatric wards are more sane than dimitri
@brockfuller2074
2 жыл бұрын
I love how he goes “I’m erasing your number” as if that’s a loss for her. Like nah dude you’re doing her a favor 😂😂
@Dark_Harmony
Жыл бұрын
He 'erases,' she 'blocks,' sets up a full home security system, buys some 'weapons,' gets a couple retired police dogs, & has her entire neighborhood on watch.
@_letstartariot
2 жыл бұрын
Ironically I am in the early stages of labour distracting myself with this video, so cheers Charlie!
@ClockworkVaudevillian1
2 жыл бұрын
Congrats with The Child!
@amberslahlize7961
2 жыл бұрын
You are so lucky! :) Congrats!
@lovelyoasis
2 жыл бұрын
Omg congrats!!! 💗
@o3o930
2 жыл бұрын
Congrats, hope you guys are safe and healthy!
@rivulet5417
2 жыл бұрын
How are you in labour ironically Congrats doe Having something inside you scares me
@sonicstruggle7477
2 жыл бұрын
I completely lost at him describing passive aggression while being passive aggressive about it.
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
@radicallybean
2 жыл бұрын
right? 😂😂😂
@stare4539
2 жыл бұрын
Looool
@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
2 жыл бұрын
He is fighting fire with fire
@flare8197
2 жыл бұрын
@Alyssa Jasmine even my content is better than yours. You bots are the lowest of the low
@Jyiber
2 жыл бұрын
This sounds like straight satire. But then you remember people like this exist.
@thecaptain6520
2 жыл бұрын
The strawman fallacy is not a fallacy. If someone says something unspeakably stupid, chances are they believe it.
@Jyiber
2 жыл бұрын
@@thecaptain6520 The strawman fallacy has nothing to do with anything here. A strawman is used in an argument/debate to simplify and restate the opponents argument in in a way that makes it easier to defeat. It's generally considered dishonest. Satire is a type of comedy where you show how ridiculous something is by pretending to be the most perfect example of it. The only way the two are related is when the satire is intentionally misrepresenting the opposing position in dishonest or mischievous way, and since satire is usually only employed for comedic purposes it's not often seen in any kind of real debate. This isn't any kind of debate, it's just hard to believe all of the words he said would come out of anyone's mouth in precisely the cringiest and most psychopathic way.
@j9yninefr976
2 жыл бұрын
There’s no satire without a true base behind it
@hoodycoo4391
2 жыл бұрын
When the quote, “truth is stranger than fiction” is undoubtedly correct
@archivelibrarian6818
2 жыл бұрын
yes. thats why satire exists. to make fun of those people.
@Zeverinsen
2 жыл бұрын
They should make a psychological thriller inspired by this guy. His existence alone is genuinely terrifying.
@graciecat9694
Жыл бұрын
As long as they don't romanticize it, you know?
@GetRocked69
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the idea
@classydays43
2 жыл бұрын
Dimitri: don't call me if you're psychologically challenged. Every girl on the planet: I was birthed by an alien and I'm actually a serial murderer as a mission from my anime husband.
@classydays43
Жыл бұрын
@Epsilon nobody wants to call Dimitri.
@Agent-xm1kr
Жыл бұрын
@Epsilon that all women are very psychologically challenged anyway 😅
@greywalker505
7 ай бұрын
@@epsilon9127 They’d rather pretend to be mentally ill than have anything to do with him.
@Slayqueen.x
6 ай бұрын
He’s autistic. I also think he’s an narcissistic which is terrifying
@Neillan
2 жыл бұрын
If someone has to convince you they're "nice" and that there is nothing wrong with them, *the exact opposite is true.*
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
@wymdrc9029
2 жыл бұрын
No shit
@tarotsushima3332
2 жыл бұрын
Same as describing yourself as funny. A lot of people who think themselves hilarious either have the stalest or needlessly edgiest jokes imaginable. Often even both.
@jesusimpersonator1648
2 жыл бұрын
I am nice and a fully functional member of society and I am not on any federal watchlist
@kurtdyck6759
2 жыл бұрын
Fuck this guy. IM the nicest guy. Anyone who says otherwise definitely has mental issues. I’m simply the sweetest, kindest most caring human to ever live. An absolute gem. You’d have to dig to the very depths of terraria and even then, you still might not find a gem as rare as me. I am gods hand crafted, 1 of 1 brought down to bless the women of this earth with my beautiful bounty. Bask in my glory and if you don’t want me, you’re wrong. Sorry not sorry.
@PepperOnPatty
2 жыл бұрын
Its so painfully obvious he loves the sound of his own voice and thinks he's the most charismatic guy in existence
@ryanashford718
2 жыл бұрын
He thinks he's Patrick Bateman or some bullshit.
@justmonika2345
2 жыл бұрын
Textbook narcissist meets PUA
@InanisNihil
2 жыл бұрын
was gonna say thats because hes the only one who love dimitri the lover. butt then i thought to myself.. he too probably actually hates himself thus all the insane projection.. 😂
@myaly6780
Жыл бұрын
Dimtri absolutely 💯 % delusional... Lmao
@angrysilence1234....
Жыл бұрын
There is nothing wrong with "self-delusion", in my opinion, as long as it's of the totally "benign" kind, and so, thus, does not cause pain or havoc on anybody in life, not even the one who holds it. But, that's not always the case, now. Is it?
@ev-zi4jh
Жыл бұрын
Charlie: The creepiest guy ever is back Also Charlie: putting himself in the thumbnail
@memevondank1197
Жыл бұрын
Hey Charlie is my worst fear I see in my nightmares
@lucamckenn5932
Жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing. Usually he'll do somebody dirty by putting a face in the thumbnail to go along with the title.
@darkling1873
Жыл бұрын
A actually serial killer
@JacobC479
9 ай бұрын
He does that a lot, the title will be something like “This Guy Thinks Hitler Was the Best Leader of All Time” and put himself as the thumbnail lol
@waffleguy458
2 жыл бұрын
"picking up restraining orders like pokemon cards" That joke made me actually sub on the spot
@psychicbyinternet
11 ай бұрын
I love his metaphors
@Pupsker
2 жыл бұрын
I think if I got a voicemail like that I would just have to get a new phone.
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME! !!!!!!!!!
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME! !!!!!!!!!
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME! !!!!!!!!!
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME! !!!!!!!!!
@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
2 жыл бұрын
These Replies above me are Alabama Children
@dimitrielia18
2 жыл бұрын
As a legitimate Dimitri, I am offended by him using the name
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
@JimzMC
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Dimitri is a unique and cool name. Doesn't need rotten eggs like him using it.
@We-do-a-little-trolling
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah i agree
@DrDark-im9kv
2 жыл бұрын
@@We-do-a-little-trolling hi Dimitri Ramos.
@OleanderRainbow
2 жыл бұрын
Dimitri is a wonderful name.
@macncheese9542
9 ай бұрын
I misread the title as “The creepiest guy ever is black”
@xlifexwithxlithiumx
Жыл бұрын
dimitry : dont call me lose my number - doesnt call back Dimitry : surprised pikachu face ***
@arscente3279
2 жыл бұрын
“I’m one of the few men in this city who has nothing wrong with him.” Yep, definite serial killer.
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME!! !!!!!!!!!
@amongredacted653
2 жыл бұрын
Because i killed them all (evil laughter ensues)
@ddjsoyenby
2 жыл бұрын
that always means "murd3r3r"
@eugenekrabs6400
2 жыл бұрын
“I am definitely not the type of guy who would have several human corpses in or under their house”
@danielfoodistman6012
2 жыл бұрын
LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈
@zzky666
2 жыл бұрын
Nobody rejects Dimitri, Dimitri calls back after feeling rejected and rejects them first.
@2kbest242
2 жыл бұрын
I agree with that!
@zzky666
2 жыл бұрын
@@2kbest242 you agree wit a couple people i see
@elisemuehlenkamp1484
Жыл бұрын
Side effects of perceiving Dimitri the Lover include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, getting weirdly threatening voice mails, or even death.
@oliverlutz1392
2 жыл бұрын
he sounds like the guy who calls you on the phone in five nights at freddys
@asrielgaming57
Жыл бұрын
at least he isnt creepy as hell and is yknow…helpful at least
@dopesickdog
Жыл бұрын
too bad he wasn't stuffed into a golden bear suit
@MikeB12800
2 жыл бұрын
He’s not a serial killer. Serial killers don’t talk this much and hide their psychopathy a lot better than this maniac!
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME! !!!!!!!!!
@kylesawkon4074
2 жыл бұрын
He’s definitely the stalker type which could develop into something more like a serial killer. He might just be a skitzo
@math201i
2 жыл бұрын
@Alyssa Jasmine true. But you could cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
@Master_vp101
2 жыл бұрын
As a serial killer, I can assure that this is indeed true
@bradgraff551
2 жыл бұрын
@Alyssa Jasmine what?
@waterwashed
2 жыл бұрын
I love how whenever these male “pick up artists” get rejected, it’s always the woman’s fault. They can never blame themselves.
@desox123
2 жыл бұрын
@Phillip Wood we all do but not to this level this guy is just creepy!
@chihuahua0117
2 жыл бұрын
Of course... Being a pick up artist would imply that you have experience with actually picking up women, so blaming themselves would be like admitting to knowing fuck all about women, which would be the truth but... You know, only deranged idiots identify as pick up artists anyway
@doesntmatter4477
2 жыл бұрын
Ur doing what u claim ur against lol typical. Btw nobody respects pick up artists so u taking a stand is meaningless especially it bring hypocritical smh
@beabea5985
2 жыл бұрын
There's literally no reason to date men ever. We have exfellent pulsators and vibrators, why the hell would you even bother with men lol
@MeemahSN
Жыл бұрын
@@doesntmatter4477 bold of you to assume OP can’t take responsibility. Not everyone is a prick who blames others, calm down.
@granther8693
2 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate that charlie never asks anyone to subscribe or complains about his sub percentages
@alfie69420
Жыл бұрын
Probs having 11m subs is why, he's chill as fuck too tho
@DiamondCake2
7 ай бұрын
Does anyone ever sub just because a youtuber begs them to? Seems like a waste of time to me. If people wanna sub they'll sub.
@theceoofeggmansempire5214
6 ай бұрын
@@DiamondCake2Kids prly do
@4nn13h7
2 жыл бұрын
I met a guy on a dating website who acted in a similar but more subtle way. Told him I wasn’t interested at the end of it, but he called daily for about 4-5 weeks to leave “last ever” voicemails. After the first couple of them, he seemed so desperate and abnormal to me that I found it incredibly weird that he kept wasting his time on it, as there was no way I would consider spending time with someone whose brain worked like that.
@Dark_Harmony
Жыл бұрын
I was going to set up an in-person date with some guy I was talking to on a site, but decided to back out, & this jerk left me a creepy message stating he was going to do a search on me, so he can call up my employer to badmouth me, so I did a search on him, & told my employer if so-n-so leaves some vile message to him, know that he's a deranged person that couldn't handle being rejected, & I don't even actually know him, nor does he know me, but he threatened to get me in trouble. Nothing happened, thankfully.
@fart63
Жыл бұрын
It’s a scary world out there ladies. I always wondered why my mom told me she was glad I was gay
@azalago
2 жыл бұрын
It's even worse than that. Before he became Dimitri the Lover, he was an actual physician in the Canadian Armed Forces. His license was revoked in 1992 after he plead guilty to sexually assaulting 2 of his patients.
@mysticcorn7059
2 жыл бұрын
Fucking Christ, I mean I guess creepiness like this doesn't just start from nowhere
@SkyGodKazuha
Жыл бұрын
well that's a lot worse to know.
@IloveCanada-ql5vt
Жыл бұрын
He’s not Canadian! He’s not Canadian!
@GetRocked69
Жыл бұрын
Oof
@darthgroot9130
Жыл бұрын
You guys in the states can have him. He’s too charismatic and suave for us
@ATHIL118
2 жыл бұрын
He ironically was a physician in the 90s, but got his license revoked later due to sexual assault charges. Nothing to do with psychiatry. He in fact had to go to psychotherapy as well in the 90s lmao
@rozeshi3525
2 жыл бұрын
what pissed me off is that this isnt even mentioned in his list of charges on the wikipedia page
@jumokeogunsola9549
2 жыл бұрын
@@rozeshi3525 damn. cant someone edit it?
@rozeshi3525
2 жыл бұрын
@@jumokeogunsola9549 not sure how to
@gastonzumbo9860
2 жыл бұрын
the internet has melted my brain so much that I thought you meant he was a physician ironically as in, he did it in an ironic fashion, not that the fact that he was a doctor is ironic
@ATHIL118
2 жыл бұрын
@@gastonzumbo9860 time to ironically diagnose my patients
@hiddew414
2 жыл бұрын
"there is nothing wrong with me" - everyone ever who has something wrong with himself
@billthecat666
Жыл бұрын
Olga doesn't deserve someone as put together as this lover.
@weaponizedglitter69
Жыл бұрын
No one does
@mrsurge4789
2 жыл бұрын
“When the world needed him most, he came back” Said literally zero people on the planet
@KFP_Fanboy
2 жыл бұрын
@Muscleman8562 Nobody cares
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
@KFP_Fanboy
2 жыл бұрын
@Don't read profile photo You don’t even know how to read
@JetstreamSam343
2 жыл бұрын
"When world didn't want him back, he came back cuz he stupid" -Said literally everyone ever
@Noothing5461
2 жыл бұрын
@Muscleman8562 well that was very random
@PatrickWDunne
2 жыл бұрын
"There's nothing wrong with me." Kind of a weird thing to specify out of nowhere. Reminds me of when websites tell you they aren't scams.
@amberslahlize7961
2 жыл бұрын
Where is nothing wrong with me. My mom died.
@KimStennabbCaesar
2 жыл бұрын
Reverse mortgage is not a way for the bank to take your house...
@xuxuang8574
Жыл бұрын
"I didn't hurt her!"
@kel-A-3414
7 ай бұрын
"There is nothing wrong with me," Dumbledore said calmly, as is expected from someone that has nothing wrong with them.
@LPChipi
6 ай бұрын
I love how the titles are always "Creepiest guy ever" and the thumbnail is just Charlie
@OdellM520
2 жыл бұрын
as someone with a personality disorder and has done extensive research on them, there is no such thing as "passive-aggressive personality disorder"
@dlord96301
2 жыл бұрын
To most people's surprise it actually is. Or at least was it was in the dsm-IV. It's also known as negativistic personality disorder
@crypticlish6717
2 жыл бұрын
@@dlord96301 its not in the dsm 5, from my understanding it was only a proposed disorder.
@creative_leafeonpony_fan1545
2 жыл бұрын
I'm a licensed person lying in bed eating icecream straight out of the carton, and I diagnose you with passive-aggressive personality disorder. Now return my calls, damn it!
@Jinkroll
2 жыл бұрын
Nah nah nah it’s a hidden cluster b personality disorder
@dlord96301
2 жыл бұрын
@@crypticlish6717 Correct it was not in the Dsm-5, which is why I mentioned it at least was. I'm also not super informed about it but it's interesting if only because there's a surprising amount of results searching for it for something that sounds fake
@cousinmajin
2 жыл бұрын
I'm dying at "passive aggressive personality disorder". That isn't a disorder, that's just like... a descriptor for someone being mean. What's next, fucking catty skank disease? Lmao
@imperatorg5208
2 жыл бұрын
Hey my grandpappy died from terminal catty skank disease, show some respect
@wizardlizard55555
2 жыл бұрын
@@imperatorg5208 💀
@strifebmoney1454
2 жыл бұрын
All it took was one google search to find out that it is indeed a real disorder
@Timvlt
2 жыл бұрын
PAPD. it is. its just..not really a serious thing, its literally the easiest thing to treat
@Youtubegavemyhandletosomeone
2 жыл бұрын
@@strifebmoney1454 it’s currently being studied if it is indeed a personality disorder because it was created during the early years of diagnosing personality disorders. Most psychologists argue it’s not
@K0STKY
2 жыл бұрын
"you should look that up, passive aggressive personality disorder" i love it when people say things thats obvious was said to them by someone else first, mans is aggressively simping for her and acts like she has a problem.
@jjlordofficial712
2 жыл бұрын
2:07 the way that was delivered was amazing, the hesitant "50x Times a day" was the best lmao
@ShenZxro
2 жыл бұрын
It’s almost scary how people like this actually exist, and a lot are much worse than this dude But I can’t let the Tommy Wisau resemblance be ignored
@saintwumples4403
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly and sometimes you don’t except it to. Weirdly enough the most bold creepy ones I’ve seen are younger and not old men like your told about
@somerandolad
2 жыл бұрын
The main difference being: Tommy Wiseau is actually entertaining.
@melxvee6850
2 жыл бұрын
It's not scary
@melxvee6850
2 жыл бұрын
@Hello Boyz bro y'all overestimate this guy, this guy isn't capable of murder, y'all overread him, he's not at all that, in this modern world people who talk like that are all talk and have no actual wit
@JJ_436
2 жыл бұрын
@@melxvee6850 That's true. He is, after all, the only guy who has nothing wrong with him. Thus, he couldn't possibly be a bad person.
@illkissyourightnow
2 жыл бұрын
this dude is like a gaslighting/manipulative king… the fact that only “something horrible that’s happened in your life” is the only explanation he considers to be just, for someone to not call him back, kinda gives you every red flag you’d need…
@newt2120
2 жыл бұрын
He no king of any kind. Just a greese ball who is full of himself
@itsjustdina12
2 жыл бұрын
Don't even give him THAT credit. He's not a gaslighting/manipulative king, cause a true "king" at those would actually have to be good at them. He's just a pathetic vermin with even no evil "skills" such as manipulation.
@stumpwatersalad3024
Жыл бұрын
"That's fine!"
@SmileyMosquito453
Жыл бұрын
Agreed this man is definitely has npd
@Lukas-uv4ps
Жыл бұрын
Bro sounds like a low budget version of Patrick Bateman
@atrain3441
2 жыл бұрын
2:48 that is insulting to the Riddler, because unlike this guy, Riddler actually has a brain and is intelligent
@sqrsaga7470
2 жыл бұрын
It sounds like he’s a kidnapper wanting a ransom
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
@The21stCentury_Guy
2 жыл бұрын
Waiting for the next victim
@saintwumples4403
2 жыл бұрын
“I have your mother kidnapped send my booby picks or I’ll kill her.”
@justrandomstuff6828
2 жыл бұрын
I had my jaw dropped many times, i can't believe there are people like him, "if you don't want me, you have issues" What was that?
@spaomalley
2 жыл бұрын
That’s the same concept people who push “fat-phobia” use
@memenazi7078
2 жыл бұрын
He’s a martian 👽
@LaydiNite
2 жыл бұрын
@@spaomalley In some cases, yeah. I've seen people make some wild claims about that type of thing, but the truth is no one is ever required to find someone else attractive. However, there are also people who treat others like shit just because they don't find them physically attractive, and that's not ok. That's what fatphobia is supposed to be referring to, not being rejected, but being mistreated.
@zeffery101
2 жыл бұрын
its a coping mechanism so he doesn't cry when he gets rejected. He's creating a rationale "if you don't want me, you have issues and I don't want someone with issues" So when they reject him, he believes he avoided a red flag. He's also not self aware enough to know he IS the red flag.
@TheElusiveReality
2 жыл бұрын
Delusions of grandeur
@SteampunkFerret
2 жыл бұрын
I have nothing to add except I was in One Missed Call. I was an Under Five (my only line was “wh-ah-huh-!?” as Shannyn Sossamon snatched a phone out of my hand) and a stand for the monster at the end.
@recreationalvideo
2 жыл бұрын
hearing him say he has “nothing wrong with him” is crazy when you learn that he literally lost his medical internship in the canadian armed forces and was entered into psychotherapy and then eventually let go all together because he sexually assaulted two women (which he plead guilty to). yeah, NOTHING wrong with him most normal guy in the city for SURE lmao
@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass
2 жыл бұрын
Dudes like this should just be set up with a restraining order with all women, just like how registered sex offenders can't be alone with children
@JimzMC
2 жыл бұрын
They should have a restraining order with every gender, this guy is dangerous
@Subzi_
2 жыл бұрын
Its called a death penalty
@daryissaplayz2312
2 жыл бұрын
This guy probably shouldn't be around children either 😭😭
@kittensoundwave3480
2 жыл бұрын
An all male prison is a good start lmao
@ladyalicent705
2 жыл бұрын
There is a suitable punishment for it, it’s called castration.
@jacklandismusic
2 жыл бұрын
“You should look into passive-aggressive personality disorder” is maybe the most ironically stupid thing you could say passive-aggressively
@stumpwatersalad3024
Жыл бұрын
"You know what?! Instead of calling me back, since that privilege has been REVOKED, go look up Stupid Bitch Disorder! Because THAT'S YOU!".
@cameron9206
Жыл бұрын
never been happier that all my childhood trauma and mental illness seems to be a turn of and repellent to guys like this 😂
@aharonbaalshem
Жыл бұрын
Of course they lack empathy and just sexualize their fellow humans.
@kronictonic
3 ай бұрын
I'm glad he told us there's nothing wrong with him, otherwise I might've been worried there was something wrong with him
@vela_nova7651
2 жыл бұрын
Being on the receiving end of one of these voice mails would be one of the most terrifying experiences.
@Member_zero
2 жыл бұрын
Nah man. I did not experience exactley the same thing. But I did have my FB account hacked and got a few calls from middle eastern guy in broken english demanding money and threathening me. I just laughed at him, and changed my passwords. He got tired eventualy and stoped when I told him his own adress over the phone. He didnt even use a VPN - or at least try to logg in from cyber cafe or something - so the location of the logg in was visible. Such amateur lol. Not that scary at all. Just annoying.
@thestatic
2 жыл бұрын
@@Member_zero Mans accidentally doxxed himself
@A_Ducky
2 жыл бұрын
These are not the types to actually be scared of. Narcissists are. But you'd never hear mucg about you in any way from them, they are incapable of talking about other people.. only themselves.
@danielfoodistman6012
2 жыл бұрын
LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈
@danielfoodistman6012
2 жыл бұрын
LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈
@_.-_Crimpy-_..-.
2 жыл бұрын
“I’m one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him” Possibly the best pick up line ever. I simply have no flaws.
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
@Slash_a
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a joker quote xD
@thetrashman559
2 жыл бұрын
@Alyssa Jasmine you fell off
@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
2 жыл бұрын
@Alyssa Jasmine You channels will never get subs like this
@max-jx5ne
2 жыл бұрын
@Alyssa Jasmine you are extra lazy because you used the same vid twice with a different title.
@samgomez9942
2 жыл бұрын
2:33 lol he acts like blocking her will erase his phone number from her phone
@Marcomanexists
Жыл бұрын
“The less you have, the more valuable it becomes” except instead of fiends it’s brain cells 😭😭
@Niko-bz3df
2 жыл бұрын
I listened to you Charlie, I pulled over and missed the birth of my own child. My wife threw me out, my boss fired me and spit in my mouth (which kind of turned me on). But it was all worth it, I must hide from Dimitri and resist his charm.
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
@renegadeprism42
2 жыл бұрын
I feel bad to commemorate ur great comment, KZitem only has a couple of bots to honour u. Also, that link is gonna get out lta hand real fast
@silverhawk8699
2 жыл бұрын
Make sure to hide well or he'll leave lots of psychotic analyzations/assumptions about your upbringing- wait.. what was that last part about your boss?😳
@bradgraff551
2 жыл бұрын
And that comment sir made my day 👍🏻
@internet.weirdo
2 жыл бұрын
@Heather Sure you do, Heather. I mean, it's not like you used a comment bot to promote your own content.
@Hyoga-9032
2 жыл бұрын
The way hes breathing in the mic actually makes him sound like the Riddler lol
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
@The21stCentury_Guy
2 жыл бұрын
@YeaMan Quite
@notnot9476
2 жыл бұрын
@YeaMan do what the funny black man with lightning says, NOW!!
@grahamcrackers7205
2 жыл бұрын
the riddler is so fine
@thetrashman559
2 жыл бұрын
@YeaMan You claim to be better yet you ain’t got any videos
@kimchiba4570
Жыл бұрын
The way you deliver the most ascerbic sarcasm in that calm assuring manner n tone is dope
@matthewkitaj9854
2 жыл бұрын
Anyone, I don’t care who you are, ANYONE who says “there’s nothing wrong with me. I’m one of the few men in the city who has nothing wrong.” that dude has two heads in a walk in freezer. someone says “I’m a wreck, I’ll be honest.” that’s a trustworthy buddy.
@ihavetowait90daystochangem67
2 жыл бұрын
By “Women Throwing themselves at him” he means that Women are throwing themselves out of the window to avoid him
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME!!!!! !!!!!!!!
@lotus_flower2001
2 жыл бұрын
@Don't read profile photo gladly.
@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
2 жыл бұрын
@YeaMan Yeah, F*** NO
@darkslayer1161
2 жыл бұрын
Women are throwing each other out the windows to avoid this guy
@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox
2 жыл бұрын
@YeaMan is it because of the heat that causes you to experience so much mania that you consistently mistype page as 'paige' over 500 times in the comments of the same person's channel?
@alli50225
2 жыл бұрын
This man scares the fuck out of me, this level of delusion is terrifyingly impressive
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
@newhybrid101
2 жыл бұрын
You are just jealous of him
@Retroholic
2 жыл бұрын
@YeaMan the fuck does that mean? XD
@radicallybean
2 жыл бұрын
@YeaMan it’s terrible. plz never recommend something ever again.
@sephen131
2 жыл бұрын
@@radicallybean just report it as spam, that's what I do
@Seissmo
2 жыл бұрын
He’s a real nice guy.
@FollowerofDuck
Жыл бұрын
hes the kind of guy who daydreams about getting dumped
@1forallful
2 жыл бұрын
"There's nothing wrong with me." Then why did that statement make every red flag in my head go off?
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME!! !!!!!!!!!
@iyanubanks100
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@nickmyers3065
2 жыл бұрын
I am a very stable genius
@Meldemel
2 жыл бұрын
You must've been traumatized as a kid
@gloomdoll
2 жыл бұрын
Hearing this killed whatever remaining eggs I had left in my ovaries. I never wanted children but Dimitri has now ensured it, thanks Dimitri.
@calamar1e320
2 жыл бұрын
Life is good on the eggless side
@SpeedKing..
2 жыл бұрын
Ok this was a little cringe but just my opinion
@Mr.man712
2 жыл бұрын
You'd probably grow a penis if you listened to this with noise cancelling earbuds lol.
@ImiiVy
2 жыл бұрын
I was already infertile but I still got a note saying "told you it was a good idea" lmao
@Izzy_the_moderator
2 жыл бұрын
Same....and im still 19
@PlutoniumBoss
Жыл бұрын
"You should look up passive-aggressive personality disorder," he said passive-aggressively.
@hellstormstudios
2 жыл бұрын
0:07 I wanna meet the guy watching Charlie's video as he drives to meet his wife at the hospital while shes in labor cuz i know he exists somewhere
@TheOldSchoolGamer93
2 жыл бұрын
"Maybe you have passive aggressive personality disorder. You should look that up." A pretty passive aggressive statement.
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME!! !!!!!!!!!
@TheKingOfWaves
2 жыл бұрын
Dmirti speaks like he’s reading a manifesto
@minibatman2.016
8 ай бұрын
Even if I didn’t have any mental problems, I’d lie and say I did just for him to lose interest. Plus he’s trying to contact her through her business card number 😂😂😂
@JohnJaggerJack
2 жыл бұрын
"...im the few man of this city who has nothing wrong with him" just screams the opposite to be true and in my 20 odd years on this earth anybody who said something along those lines is categorically straight up lying.
@beabea5985
2 жыл бұрын
The girl should've called him back with her girlfriends, but not to utter a single word, just to collectively laugh their asses off at this lonely, delusional goofball
@Member_zero
2 жыл бұрын
Goofball is not an insult I would choose .... but ok.
@ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg
2 жыл бұрын
Funny until the maniac fly's to your house..
@danielfoodistman6012
2 жыл бұрын
LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈
@danielfoodistman6012
2 жыл бұрын
LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈
@danielfoodistman6012
2 жыл бұрын
LOL I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN CHARLIE SINCE HES 🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈
@WAVE0025
2 жыл бұрын
The "Putin, if I was your mother" girl should make a sequel and make it about if Dimitri was her child this time
@justinw8716
2 жыл бұрын
@@p0lluxist ???
@WAVE0025
2 жыл бұрын
@@p0lluxist ????
@taylorward8002
2 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSS
@eggmon420
7 ай бұрын
I’m just baffled at how “Dimitri the Lover” looks almost EXACTLY the same as you expect him to.
@midnightswim34
3 ай бұрын
The Savant of Seduction…my man is casually dropping gold
@legendzero365
2 жыл бұрын
"He looks like if Tommy Wiseau and Harvey Weinstein did a Fusion Dance." I'm dying 😂
@Patterrz
2 жыл бұрын
8:00 not deranged at all just very normal nice guy
@JimzMC
2 жыл бұрын
Its the pokemon guy!
@ippokratismargiouklas2791
2 жыл бұрын
Patterrz is there a charlie video you haven't commented to?🤣
@KnoblinReboot
2 жыл бұрын
Always glad to see the amazing Patterz here
@origamipandabear2862
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks man, that ringtone from one missed call is stuck in my head now. Congratulations.
@peefish
Жыл бұрын
My jaw was on the floor listening to this psychopath. The voicemail was crazy too
@MegaGinia
2 жыл бұрын
After the last video, I googled and read voraciously about this creep. The military psychiatrist who evaluated him during his enlistment in the Canadian Army was concerned about his mental health, stating that there is “something seriously wrong with” him. Seriously, guys, look him up! Charlie could never touch on all the derangement of this individual!
@jimlahey3919
Жыл бұрын
Since when are Psych evaluations or any medical information about anyone available online?
@gandalf8216
9 ай бұрын
@@jimlahey3919 Oof, that's what you're questioning? Over "military psychiatrist"?
@therainman7777
4 ай бұрын
@@gandalf8216What’s wrong with military psychiatrist? They certainly exist.
@vladimireid9077
2 жыл бұрын
Dimitris is the kind of guy that watches “How to be an alpha male” videos on youtube
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
@We-do-a-little-trolling
2 жыл бұрын
How'd you know
@tposeanteater
2 жыл бұрын
Dimitri or Dimitry
@noahwright8109
2 жыл бұрын
He isn't the one watching those alpha male videos. He's the one *making* the alpha male videos.
@sirsnek6562
2 жыл бұрын
sigma male affirmation ASMR 30 minutes background FREE! video
@funnatopia704
Жыл бұрын
When I looked up Your Ward News, the first thing that popped up was a number to a Crisis counselor lmfao
@kalliefay233
Жыл бұрын
Omg, your dry sarcastic sense of humor has me howling!!!! I freaking love it!! 🤣🤣🤣
@Viktorreznov1942
2 жыл бұрын
5:46 how to get any woman
@OleanderRainbow
2 жыл бұрын
Dimitri isn't a lover or a fighter. He's a creep who deserves to be in prison away from women. Also, pro tip. If you're talking to a dude or a lady and they're like "There's nothing wrong with me.". Yeah, that's bullshit. Everyone is a little bit crazy and normal is subjective. What matters is how one handles their crazy.
@claudius_drusus_
2 жыл бұрын
Tell us what is wrong with you.
@OleanderRainbow
2 жыл бұрын
@@claudius_drusus_ Well, I talk to my book collection as though those books are my kids. I overthink. I curse quite a bit and I adore bourbon.
@huddymills
2 жыл бұрын
@@OleanderRainbow man you just a normal human being. This guy leaving the most wild voicemails that makes him actually a weirdo
@OleanderRainbow
2 жыл бұрын
@@huddymills Agreed.
@Sam-pv1hz
2 жыл бұрын
"Call in sick for work." That made me smile, because I just did that before I even clicked on this video. 😅
@maxmitch96
2 жыл бұрын
Literally happened to call out sick from work before watching this video
@hashslingingslasher97
2 жыл бұрын
Guys, I realize this may shock you, but passive aggressive personality disorder is not a recognized psychiatric condition in the DSM-5. I'm starting to think this "Dimitri" might be a liar.
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
@JayCleere
2 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD! WhAT!???
@Insanebehaviordude
2 жыл бұрын
Impossible!!! We all know it's illegal to lie in the internet.
@JayCleere
2 жыл бұрын
@@Insanebehaviordude I know right!?
@sw4mpy
2 жыл бұрын
It was a proposed disorder in the DSM-IV. And Charlie did mention in the last video that these voicemails were from a while ago. But still, you're right, not very scientifically-sound or accurate to today's psychology.
@mikamoon7146
2 жыл бұрын
To call this man a narcissist would be an understatement. Lord have mercy
@comprehensivecomparison
2 жыл бұрын
i just noticed charlie slowly puts more expression in his voice as he gets excited, and it takes him about a minute to get all revved up
@RoBBB1119
2 жыл бұрын
Your way with words is sensational
@sergiomartinez2313
2 жыл бұрын
My wife actually was giving birth to a pre-owned baby but i left the room and watched this video.
@DefeaterMann
2 жыл бұрын
READ MY NAME!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
@BigBodyBiggolo
2 жыл бұрын
What is a pre-owned baby?
@briarmason8737
2 жыл бұрын
A pre-owned baby, huh? You get it from ebay?
@sergiomartinez2313
2 жыл бұрын
@@briarmason8737 I got it from Alibaba
@brazilian_oak
2 жыл бұрын
@@sergiomartinez2313 I think your wife got it from Alibaba And boy if you don't know what that means do I have a surprise for you
@legacy9685
2 жыл бұрын
I love how he disguises his lack of game and desperation with confidence and lies, feeling how they owe him everything but it just keeps showing how bad and desperate this guy actually is
@justmonika2345
2 жыл бұрын
I feel a bit bad for people like this because they're clearly mentally ill and yet taken advantage of by PUA "redpill" channels. Originally they're almost always socially inept, shy guys who turn anti-social due to the nature of the internet. They're told that in order to better themselves they need to exude confidence like an alpha or sigma male, which is where all this over-confidence and "mystery" comes from. They have no idea if it works, but they're told to just keep doing it to girls they find attractive until one bites back. OFC, there is some truth to guys being confident that brings them women, but they're not taught that over-confidence leads to looking like a fool like this.
@legacy9685
2 жыл бұрын
@@justmonika2345 yes he probably was one of those people who were brainwashed by these "red pills channels" is like if I learned how the world works by watching cartoons is an unrealistic expectation of reality it might just be he's mentally I'll like you said, that being said if he's an adult he should be able to realize how creepy and sad this is, this is harassing the poor girl and making her life uncomfortable
@prismaticpaul
2 жыл бұрын
Well, I've got no game either but i don't think i could ever utter words like these, I'd just creep everyone out including myself and probably be sent to a mental hospital
@legacy9685
2 жыл бұрын
@@prismaticpaul I'm not saying I do either, mine can be hit or miss it but yes I agree I'd never try to do this and the fact that he's faking it it would make his "game" even worse I'm pretty sure woman can see right Tru it
@sicariusflamus3033
2 жыл бұрын
the concept of one missed call is going to keep me up. thanks
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