Cleopatra caused a Goon War in 33-31 BC, truly a Pharaoh: Total War
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
All I will say is I get it, if she needed me I'd raise 10 legions
@idontlikerome2744
2 ай бұрын
fr fr
@idkman3463
3 ай бұрын
Shittenkhummen is my favourite pharaoh
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Bless his reign
@flannyfizzle9402
3 ай бұрын
Greatest Pharaoh of the Cobain Kingdom
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
blessed the Cobain Dynasty
@Jupiter__001_
3 ай бұрын
6:44 Hey Lois, remember that time I was an Egyptian Pharaoh?
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Classic ancient Egyptian name
@directrulefromgamerchair3947
3 ай бұрын
If I ever get married and then divorced I'm getting a mural of my ex wife as a soyjak on a billboard
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
only way to win
@kockovod7850
3 ай бұрын
One must imagine Dungo Beetlestan happy
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
*Me and the Birds starts playing on an Egyptian harp*
@PullinWheeliesForTrash
3 ай бұрын
warfare seemed like a real silly goofy time fr back then
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
just mass armies of serfs
@thelordofcringe
3 ай бұрын
Cleopatra historically was inbred and not attractive but she unlocked gawkgawk9000 and with this single perk, earned the loyalty of the most powerful men in 90 seconds or less.
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Girl boss
@pedrotbird5426
3 ай бұрын
0 egyptian baddies were found in this game, thats why its got a mostly negative on Steam
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Shameful display on ca's part
@Alfred_Leonhart
3 ай бұрын
This games ui makes the game look very safe (for a lack of a better word) and yet there’s decapitations and gore. It’s a very weird feeling ngl.
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
The true neutral game
@miauw8762
2 ай бұрын
Haha indeed was thinking the same. Wasn't expecting that decapitation in the auto resolve lmao
@qzamap3870
3 ай бұрын
Expeditions: Rome's version of cleopatra has me actin different 😮💨😮💨🤧
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Only reason I bought the game 😤
@thatchywood
3 ай бұрын
one thing i will give this game: it actually has good cinematics that weren't animated using the game engine and source filmmaker edit: i just got to the ending and it's literally a side-scroll. fml.
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
I felt the same lmao
@fritzallegedly3648
3 ай бұрын
I can't enjoy this game because whenever I git gud in it, Moses keeps freeing the slaves and drowning my cannibal serf armies in the red sea, turning them into cannibal surf armies. If it weren't for this small issue, the game would easily be a solid 6.4/10 for me. It's tough to be Pharaoh. We were monarchs and so forth.
@elcazador3349
3 ай бұрын
Cannibal surf armies!
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Cannibal surf is classic
@elcazador3349
3 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan It's an underrated genre for sure.
@RayanMeldyGamingTime
3 ай бұрын
the knight on the medieval total war 1 opening cinematic would pierce his sword on that dung beetle
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
This is known
@Ahmadabdal_
3 ай бұрын
i like how more than half the screen is covered by flahs and UI, sometimes i even get to see the people fighting instead of the flags and healthbars
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Yeah the flags actually make the game unplayable when you are clumped up
@AlbertoSantosDumont819
3 ай бұрын
I sure do love Total War: Pharaoh. Thank you Dino Stan. ❤
@maxmustermann-zx9yq
3 ай бұрын
it was very nice of them to openly admit in the trailer that it's gonna be a piece of shit
@HistoryMonarch1999
3 ай бұрын
The classic “gotta kill my wife first being more competent than me and vassalising my enemy before I could” trope. My favorite scene in Casablanca
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
It can happen to anyone
@abdumashally5703
3 ай бұрын
As an Egyptian i approve the historical facts in this video
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
bless up to egypt
@leventekingvevo72
3 ай бұрын
I remember when Drew Durnil retweeted a suggestive art of a egyptian woman with a roman soldier on twitter
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Let him cook
@texasred3457
3 ай бұрын
cleopatra so bad bro.... hrung..... HRUNG.....
@FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod
3 ай бұрын
Hold your horses friend, dont start gooning just yet
@freddyz3359
3 ай бұрын
I thought you were just going to leave it at "Say what you want about Total War Pharaoh"
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
the better ending
@antoniomoreira5921
3 ай бұрын
For anyone interested in hardcore Ancient Egyptian warfare I strongly recommend Schwerpunkt's videos series
@zackrodriguez6653
3 ай бұрын
very nice, brother. I'm crying and clapping
@temblorjamesronald9427
3 ай бұрын
Man at this point, we should make Dino Stan as an advisor in total war, The only Advisor I'll never disable
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
One day maybe they'll hire me
@tonythesopranos5310
3 ай бұрын
Bro is down bad with that thumbnail. Love you though 😎
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
If i was in ptolemaic egypt it would have gone down differently all im gonna say
@tonythesopranos5310
3 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan Bro would have been the very historically accurate crocodile warrior from Rome II (NO THEY ARE REAL DON'T GOOGLE IT - NO REALLY THERE IS NO NEED)
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
I always trust the call of the crocodile
@bpdhoplite
3 ай бұрын
Games been out a year and this is the first video on the game Ive had suggested to me
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Yeah its a dead game lmao
@FrankyG402
3 ай бұрын
old dino wouldve gotten 1 million views in 1 minute
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
I miss the old dino, fastest way to form rome dino
@wso4272
3 ай бұрын
Watching Dino become John Total War Pharoah was quite epic
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
My final evolution
@robbi8599
2 ай бұрын
Dinostan youtube stopped recommending your videos to me, but LUCKILY after watching family guy FUNNY MOMENTS #33 I was reminded of your beautiful joe swanson impression. God bless.
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
family guy is always with us
@danentakoto2701
3 ай бұрын
Was that Cleo from Expedition Rome i saw on the thumbnail?
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Yeah lmao
@danentakoto2701
3 ай бұрын
@Dino_Stan the art style for female characters in that game was really 🔥
@Hypogeal-Foundation
3 ай бұрын
1 View in 1 Minute, Dino Stan is really falling off😔
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
I lost
@windwind3170
3 ай бұрын
Smartphone game ad lookin ahh game.
@MishaBrancato
3 ай бұрын
My friends saw the thumbnail, and thought this was a very different video. Good vid 👍
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Sorry for the goon thumbnail it was too funny not to do
@HIROTONFA
2 ай бұрын
Best attempt to save a marriage in all of history
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
The conquest of the sea people is nothing compared to the battle at the divorce court.
@supagangsta2962
3 ай бұрын
Everybody a pharaoh until some dudes pull up on their shore
@emrecanarduc4378
3 ай бұрын
ah yes my ancestors
@brad5426
3 ай бұрын
Why are the campaign map characters so small? Did Assembly forget to take Total War Pharoah out of the wash?
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Prob to make the make look bigger idk
@animuefan7541
3 ай бұрын
Maybe I'll get this game someday on a sale. Doesn't look terrible.
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
I'll say it's very ok
@reallyFrogman
2 ай бұрын
We making it out of Sinai with this one
@Krayt002
Ай бұрын
"Tails...I miss my wife" -Ramses II
@MundusMeus974
3 ай бұрын
Dude's the principal of the yapology university, yap yap yap omw.
@imperialeagle564
3 ай бұрын
Dino Stan got money to buy total war pharaoh . Maybe we should move out of our basement
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Hustling
@craigdoran7873
3 ай бұрын
The Beatle represents Creative Assembly and the poop represents every total war game since Attila. I think it's a pretty deep metaphor for how they've been making piles of shit games for almost a decade now.
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Ancient proverb
@samwisegamgee8318
3 ай бұрын
I love when you do total war vids ♥ Announcement trailer of a bug literally shoveling poop. They were warning us
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
A omen sent from the gods
@CptSlow89
Ай бұрын
UI and units cards are like I am playing starcraft not historical game...
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
The ui dose not really fit the game at all, makes it look likes its set in outer space
@leoaland9547
3 ай бұрын
idk it just rolled into me just auto resolving everything and razing everything 💀 10/10 i want my 40€ back
@rightfeelI
3 ай бұрын
nice video
@yokez
3 ай бұрын
Mandela Effect: This game never existed
@THEJaManes
2 ай бұрын
Will You do a Med2 Americas campaign? I think you will enjoy the LARP of the goofy pyjama warriors with clubs. Also Mayans have this unit of fat Shrek looking mofos that chant to inspire friendly units.
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
I played that for fun a few months ago. I'm thinking I should do a video on it eventually
@THEJaManes
2 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan Common Dino Stan W
@fernandolugo3338
Ай бұрын
I had TWO BIG reasons to see this video
@sg_kerb
3 ай бұрын
not even Osiris could pull me out of cleo!
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
fr fr ong
@adamm2091
3 ай бұрын
Honey, wake up, Dino Stan uploaded
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
We all rise
@Jacob-pu4zj
3 ай бұрын
3:00 Words to live by, words to die by.
@tovarishleninade9436
3 ай бұрын
warhammer bronze age looks nice bro
@Carinthian_Oak
2 ай бұрын
Is the thumbnail from Expitions:Rome?😅
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
Yeah lmao it's from the trading cards
@raptorbrotherhood766
3 ай бұрын
You should play as Atlantis with the Rome 2 new world mod
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
I should play that mod
@Wombo55
2 ай бұрын
what is that na na song in the outro of most of your videos
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
It is sims 2 chocolate
@Wombo55
2 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan thanks
@sloosloo1712
2 ай бұрын
Aten didn't bring down a single gf for our beloved Pharaoh
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
Aten is angry at Egypt
@Noshott794
3 ай бұрын
Dino Stan.
@Hell_O7
3 ай бұрын
The crowning cutscene seems pretty neat
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
I did like the cutscenes in the game a lot other than the ending
@Hell_O7
3 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan they actually save money for something other than the intro
@LoganAntonick
3 ай бұрын
When will we get a Total War Rupert's Land?
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Good question
@Memetronaut
3 ай бұрын
Ain't no way bro's sober while recording 💀
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
😭
@infinitememegod
3 ай бұрын
Lion Durag Heracles would go so hard
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Real
@GuineaPigHistorian
2 ай бұрын
its a shame Creative Assembly keeps releasing these smaller games that focus on certain time periods i would much rather perfer a larger game where you can through multiple centurys like a paradox game
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
honestly thats what most people want
@mcpate7113
3 ай бұрын
No way we wuznt kangs????
@malice9830
3 ай бұрын
Bro u should try out radious mod and combat animations mod and more unit types u wont regret it
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
True, I really like radious in mp at least
@jarek94cze
3 ай бұрын
I just wish they would make Shogun 3.
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Don't we all
@paloim
3 ай бұрын
I never played a total war game so I don't actually know if this one is any better or worse than the others, it also means I have no clue as to whether or not Troy, or any other total war game, is good.
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Shogun 2 and medieval 2 are really good. This one is just ok imo
@paloim
3 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan I shall keep this in mind for when I get an actually decent gaming rig instead of my barely able to run a whole ck2 campaign laptop that also has audio lag in stardew valley (I be brokemaxxing 😎)
@flighttwentyone
3 ай бұрын
Will you play Pharaoh the city builder game?
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
I could, is it good?
@flighttwentyone
3 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan As far as prime Dino Stan content there's: -little dudes that carry heavy blocks to build monuments -hyenas, hippos, and lions that attack your citizens while police beat tf outta them -warfare system is kinda jank to the point of hilarity Truly tho its more of an economy sim set in Egypt with a small focus on city building and warfare. I played tf out of it when I was 7-13.
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
Oh that one, i always wanted to play that
@Romanmonkey182
2 ай бұрын
Day 1 of asking for you to play massagetae because no one else will play it
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
Maybe I can tryout the Rome 2 nomads again
@Eruner279
3 ай бұрын
4:10 wow :D
@Bitç0įñ-8
3 ай бұрын
Hi papa
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
hiiiiiii
@Bitç0įñ-8
3 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan i miss mom😔
@RajaIsThatGuy
3 ай бұрын
How many glitch, lags, and bugs do you got?
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
None really tbh, it was an OK game. Nothing special, but not broken
@MRFlackAttack1
Ай бұрын
Only wanted to comment on the thumbnail. You’ve used an image of Cleopatra from Expeditions: Rome, but so far as I can tell, you’ve never made a video on Expeditions: Rome. This I feel is a gross oversight on your part.
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
I played it when it came out sadly I didn't film it, it was a really good game
@MRFlackAttack1
Ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan a criminally underrated game in my opinion. I only wish it was longer.
@nickmargaritis3263
3 ай бұрын
🎉
@WillyShankspeare
3 ай бұрын
Having Badfinger in this video got a like and... well I was already subscribed so I unsubscribed and subscribed again.
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
the badfinger grindset
@Galachad449
3 ай бұрын
thanks
@ryannowo5954
2 ай бұрын
where new video man?
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
I'm working on one atm, had a lot of irl stuff come up recently 😎
@ryannowo5954
2 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan talk to us dino we're your dino's
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
Mainly my car broke down and it's a pain to get going lmao I'm walk maxing atm
@ryannowo5954
2 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan walking in America? Impossible
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
It's like going from creative mode to survival
@whatever5513
3 ай бұрын
You should have never showed me that bad b on the thumbnail. Jesus why are you doing this to me
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
I failed u
@iseeyou5061
3 ай бұрын
Chariot are overrated anyway
@thesittingacheroraptor7565
3 ай бұрын
DInosaur Staniel, is this game actually good?
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
i would say its mid, not bad or good
@robl485
3 ай бұрын
😂🤣
@thisisaname5589
3 ай бұрын
Wait, this is the first time I saw this because I ignored this joke of a game, but were they really dumb enough to add female generals?
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
i think most newer total wars games do
@du8sman3
3 ай бұрын
why would you subject yourself to this?
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
For science
@Wombo55
3 ай бұрын
why do people hate htis game im confused it looks sub par but im confused
@brad5426
3 ай бұрын
Historical inaccuracy, corporate greed and better previous titles
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
In my opinion it was just really mid, not really bad
@mozeyad4573
3 ай бұрын
please tell me you pirated this piece of garbage
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
i got it for like 14 dollars, never will i pay full price
@chadthundercock4806
3 ай бұрын
I'm here to protest the thumbnail, I'm sorry for not watching your content in a while, I get them in my recommended and I chose not to watch them
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