Bah, Budget
(Verse 1)
Our hero - a man in finance, just like his dad,
Inherited trust fund, his finance stuff always did add,
Six-foot-five, with eyes so blue,
But behind his blue eyes, no one knew.
A Scrum Master came with a problem to share,
Two features left, budget's bare,
Eleven features already done, nearly complete,
They needed more sprints, otherwise - a defeat."
(Chorus)
Oh, their funding tight, strange manager's pride,
No sprints left, nowhere to hide,
Father's deep voice, from beyond,
Helped allocate budget to carry on.
(Verse 2)
Annual budget process done and sealed,
Company so strict, no more funds revealed,
But our hero couldn’t let it slip away,
He thought and prayed night and day.
One night his Father's voice answered, a whisper deep,
"Create a new initiative, as long as everyone is asleep,
Add AI in the title, strategic checkbox claim,
Print it all on paper, that’s how they play their game."
(Chorus)
Oh, their funding tight, strange manager's pride,
No sprints left, nowhere to hide,
Father's deep voice, from beyond,
Helped allocate budget to carry on.
(Bridge)
"Put pile to the CFO secretary's desk,
Chocolate and a nice smile - helps bypass the rest,
Rescan, check, align, and friendly remind,
CTO approval you too will find."
(Verse 3)
Hero got the funding in less than a day,
Budget approved, support from beyond - a child’s play,
Development team could finish their quest,
Our hero’s heart and blue eyes finally could rest.
Thirteen features, now complete,
Thanks to guidance, deep and neat,
In finance, he found his way,
Guided by his father’s words that day.
(Chorus)
Oh, their funding tight, strange manager's pride,
No sprints left, nowhere to hide,
Father's deep voice, from beyond,
Helped allocate budget to carry on.
(Outro)
In development, they sing of the finance knight,
6 foot 5 - an impressive height,
With help from beyond clever and bright,
(They’ll need the same next year) - made it right.
In development, they sing of the finance knight,
6 foot 5 - and impressive height,
With help from beyond clever and bright,
(They’ll need the same next year) - made it right.
To anyone ever having to print out stuff to bypass workflow Catch-22s and any development team with POs not being able to properly split their features.
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