When your girlfriends cheats on you,leave her!!!Emotional attachment is dangerous and can lead to grave consequences.
@Vaporvice84
10 жыл бұрын
So, the guy flirts with her at the job everyday for however long, the subject's been addressed and the boyfriend said he doesn't like it, and yet she goes to a weekend party where there's drinking involved, probably started dancing with the guy, and DIDN'T expect him to pull a fast one? I swear to God, this is the one thing I love about women. They say they have us men figured out and that they see through all our bullshit, then a guy pulls a move like this on her and she won't admit that she saw it coming. Ladies, get your stories straight. Either you have us figured out or you don't. If you do have us figured out, you know not to let a guy flirt with you and shut it down when you're in a committed relationship. If you don't have us figured out, then step off your high horse about always being right and admit you're only fucking human. Men will respect you a lot more.
@yehboi6646
4 жыл бұрын
tylerdurden3891 it’s cause she knew lol
@shitisbigtime
8 жыл бұрын
I love how getting the NFL package always comes in somewhere in these advice situations lmao my man billy burrrrrr
@Peahulk
10 жыл бұрын
I'm getting too into these podcasts. I've started getting vocal, I literally cheered when he said "but fuck that bullshit I broke up with her 10 minutes later." Wicked respect for this guy.
@stopthehatechild
13 жыл бұрын
He tried to kiss her because she flirted with him. Bill you are the man.
@captaincairoPT
9 жыл бұрын
never heard any of your other Podcasts but i already love you man peace and greets from austria
@sjdevils50
11 жыл бұрын
i listen to this shit to remind myself not to go back to that fucked up situation
@RBG-ez7pd
5 жыл бұрын
At least she didn’t suck a dick. I’m going to bang my ex one last time and never speak to her again.
@djn00nan
12 жыл бұрын
thanks for posting, im in a pretty similar situation as this guy, still devastated, i needed this.
@zRev1983
12 жыл бұрын
I literally lol'd at the superman punch kiss part. It's 1:30 am, I hope I didn't piss off my neighbors.
@DaHonestAbe
11 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold. Great job Bill!
@Itwasme007
11 жыл бұрын
Instant subscriber. Well said at the end.
@Aquaboy99
13 жыл бұрын
The same thing basically happened to me a week ago, this made me feel so much better, thanks Bill.
@phuckinggr8
8 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!!!
@raven062000
12 жыл бұрын
"What did she do to you,sir? Do I really need to read this?" Hilarious!!!!
@theMondayMorningPodcastClips
11 жыл бұрын
Just Bill Burr. What I do is nothing. Keep Laughing!
@HipHopAn0n
12 жыл бұрын
Excellent advice
@RadioFawda
12 жыл бұрын
Bill, you've just become my personal hero. fucken awesome, awesome man.
@JackBNimbleify
13 жыл бұрын
"Superman punch" had me LMFAO for 10 minutes.
@Stethacanthus
10 жыл бұрын
A girl kissed me once and I didn't think it was coming. I came clean and everything was okay.
@stipaaa91
12 жыл бұрын
LEGEND
@seppukuinthenavel
12 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is EPIC!
@theMondayMorningPodcastClips
12 жыл бұрын
Ha! No way dude. His comedy is what makes him so great.
@xRhythm
11 жыл бұрын
So true. I have a friend who's in a relationship I respected and held to a high regard and now I found out she's been cheating on him. Ugh.
@tOOballs
11 жыл бұрын
good advise..i would send this clip to her aswel haha
@Stethacanthus
10 жыл бұрын
There is a difference there. This was an early childhood friend and I literally had no idea that was coming, granted I was pretty clueless back then. My response was what one would expect. Immediately push them back and leave the room. That is a risk that is taken with friends though. More trust means more ways to be surprised. My point here is that there are factors which come into play. The fact that this guy wasn't ejected from the party tells me that it was consensual however.
@8triagrammer
12 жыл бұрын
I wish I could thumbs up this a thousand times...
@PaulYall27
13 жыл бұрын
Bill needs his own daytime TV show. He's like the reverse Oprah
@dex2345
13 жыл бұрын
thanks paperbagbandit!
@gheuk984
12 жыл бұрын
get the nfl package! hahahah
@Thirtiesguy
7 жыл бұрын
She probably victimized herself. Women can't own up to their mistakes like adults should. It's one of the many reasons why they are the weaker sex.
@oldsdrifting123
12 жыл бұрын
amen
@MrWayne1701
11 жыл бұрын
he s imitating jerry lewis from back in the day.
@adrastea
13 жыл бұрын
Sonny: i give you my car, you give her the test. C: what, the Mario test? Sonny: Mario?! Mario's a fuckin psycho!
@krunglebung8993
5 жыл бұрын
AMEN
@uglyguido
12 жыл бұрын
having a Boston accent just makes it sound so much more mean and nasty!
@NicoBott
12 жыл бұрын
Fucking brilliant.
@theMondayMorningPodcastClips
13 жыл бұрын
@dex2345 You're welcome
@TySchmidt
3 жыл бұрын
When he says about banging anything with a skirt, then Bill makes the joke about not going to Scottland, spends 20 seconds laughing about it. Then at 1:14 comes back with a "Oh this is a guy? I immediately thought this was a women"
@JustBenInLA
11 жыл бұрын
Men have to go to work during the day. He should have a prime time show.
@D1vid3By0
12 жыл бұрын
Thanks man! I need some boost... i gotta deal with one too. And whoopty fucking doo...
@ExecutiveChrist
7 ай бұрын
I will never not love Billy boy lol
@jaysekhon8014
12 жыл бұрын
@nayphee "Taken" as in a relationship not ownership.
@seagoer118
12 жыл бұрын
LMAO, "Fuck that, go get a dish and the NFL package and enjoy your team for 16 weeks." Preach on brother! Had I only listened to this earlier I would be the NFL god of my neighborhood. Instead I am being dragged to street fairs looking at tables of SHIT, living in a cul de sac, and gradually resenting everyone. You're the MAN Bill!
@mbelma6329
11 жыл бұрын
I'm so goddamned spoiled by Bill Burr and PaperBagBandits
@Bound4Earth
10 жыл бұрын
You missed the point of the letter. She was flirting back with the guy from day one. She never told the guy to get lost or to stop his advances. On some level she wanted the attention which lead to the kiss. If this is what you did, then you cheated also.
@MikeDeFi
11 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the question of, "What must she have been doing during those last three months?"
@andrew12341231
12 жыл бұрын
oh jesus
@codeinecowboy8607
4 жыл бұрын
“These hoes, they for everybody” -juicy j
@talktome3786
12 жыл бұрын
Dam, this dose sound like some reall shit though...
@wccfl07
11 жыл бұрын
All that money you would've spent on her, go get yourslef a dish and get the NFL package, you deserve it...Bill is a god damn genius
@10Cnote
12 жыл бұрын
It's a real shame that if a men had a show like this on tv it would be cancelled within the first 5 minutes.
@Revenantguardian
12 жыл бұрын
177 Likes and ZER0 dislikes... That'a boy Bill, keep laying down the knowledge law.
@grgmys
12 жыл бұрын
@nayphee Spoken like someone who has never been in a committed relationship ever. The only people that say that are people that intend on fucking around, if you don't want to be considered "taken" then don't get in a goddamn relationship. Simple as that.
@nayphee
12 жыл бұрын
@WhatYouWantInSpadez Unhappily married are we?
@TheFly212
11 жыл бұрын
It's the way society has change. The need for instant gratification. 24 hour news cycle. Facebook. Twitter. All these shit. Our generation is the 'me' generation, a generation of people that are totally self consumed in the own little worlds. Women, are adult children, our generation our adult children on 10 redbulls, a couple monsters and triple shot espresso. Tell your boy to stay strong and dump the bitch. Move on and bang on.
@null140
12 жыл бұрын
time to dump my girlfriend.
@MultiAli62
Жыл бұрын
F*ck,!!!! Back then I would tell him, invest in BTC and get rich. 🤣🤣🤣
@flipperachi212
8 жыл бұрын
so am I just like too trusting of this situation then? cause it doesn't seem very far fetched to me that a dude could just try to kiss a girl at a christmas party. there are guys that would do that shit. so if this dude is a coworker (and friend?), then maybe she may not have wanted to scream rape or kick him in the balls. maybe she was drunk too and just laughed and said "no dude." Then maybe she overthinks/worries what her partners reaction will be to this whole thing, cause he already has said he didn't like how flirty this guy is months ago. Waits a day and tells her boyfriend, adding the not kissing back thing because shes worried he'll be upset. Idk but this whole thing doesn't seem like a deal breaker to me. I don't know why bill and everyone are so adament about breaking up with her. You can quickly kiss someone who doesn't necessarily want you too; you cant put your dick in someone who doesn't want you too. you have to take pants off for that.
@Qurulla
5 жыл бұрын
Tell us, do you have a good relationship history? Been 2 years, been crushing it? If no, then maybe you need to rethink your approach . . . and yes, that would mean you are one of the stupid ones, but you don't have to be. Regroup and restrategize. Grow a pair, become better. If yes then I withdraw my argument.
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