There is no advice for a cheating partner, you break up with them. The end.
@Sheppy99
10 жыл бұрын
Diavolo222 Yeah dude, I agree. Insecurity is an awful thing and makes you do negative things for your own good and usually negative things to others. If there's anything that could help someone be happy, it's learning to be secure with yourself and loving yourself. Anytime someone puts anyone down it's because they aren't secure with themselves and they are a miserable person inside. These are the people that usually have the hardest time moving on in relationships. Not every insecure person though is a bad person, not saying that. But the asshole people almost always are insecure deep down. These people need to work on themselves before they can think about being in a relationship with someone and if you realize you are dating an insecure person, RUN, it'll never be a healthy relationship.
@hagertt
10 жыл бұрын
Sheppy99 Thumbs-fucking-up. Spot on.
@lac2500
8 жыл бұрын
+MetrazolElectricity definitely true, they don't need to be put down they just need good advice
@FoardenotFord
7 ай бұрын
Amen
@walkingcarpet420
8 жыл бұрын
When in doubt, rub one out.
@djmech3871
5 жыл бұрын
Deathscythe21, 😜
@Account2129
5 жыл бұрын
Its the champagne of victory
@tonyiommi2380
4 жыл бұрын
This
@russbelperez3837
4 жыл бұрын
😄
@erniesbiscuits8691
4 жыл бұрын
I love how all of Bill's advice involves rubbing one out and comparing everything to the NFL draft.
@redfather5342
5 жыл бұрын
Most guys are in a open relationship and they dont even know it
@tedof87
10 жыл бұрын
I can spot his "rub one out" advice coming a minute before it happens!
@Derppi
5 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to sense that too. "Rub one out" sense starts tingling and bam there it is!
@jackhandy4406
3 жыл бұрын
That's what she said!!💁
@Mattremot
4 жыл бұрын
My uncle told me you don't find a woman at a party or a bar. You find them at a library. Metaphor of course but forreal.
@swill1020
7 жыл бұрын
Not only is BB one funny cat but is spot on with advice.
@oscarsmall6370
3 жыл бұрын
I think he trivialises the guys emotions and then speaks with authority on his conjecture. He is assuming that she is good in the sack and that is the only reason the guy likes her which is clearly wrong, he then assumes that when he masturbates he will stop loving and missing her, again very narrow minded and weird to say because it is clearly deeper than that. This is not really good advice, sad!
@BHRxRACER
9 жыл бұрын
LMAO this guy is officially me from the future. "When you think about calling her rub one out" I've been using this tactic and telling people to for years. Works (almost) every time!
@deanonewton8704
7 жыл бұрын
Go 'Deniro' ....... just walk away when you feel the heat around the corner.
@Vip3rC4in0022
8 жыл бұрын
"Thank you... You're welcome!... Come to find out she B- OH HOOOO!" Made me laugh so hard LOL
@BloodyWallz
5 жыл бұрын
She sold that ring, just realize that
@Handsome_Bum
4 жыл бұрын
That was my immediate thought hearing the situation. She prolly been knew she was going to break it off. Perfect situation for her, cheat, break up and make some money while you’re at it
@Trynottoblink
8 жыл бұрын
"That right there is a Hank Williams song waiting to happen."
@dah5096
8 жыл бұрын
last 10 seconds.....most honest advice ever.
@georgeguess1143
6 жыл бұрын
Don Hoge Jr ya just saying that to get people to listen to the end theeeeerrre
@Lars_Paulsen
6 жыл бұрын
Lost the ring after taking it off before going into the party, I guess.
@Handsome_Bum
4 жыл бұрын
That or she sold it knowing she was gonna break it off with him
@gello8518
3 жыл бұрын
@@Handsome_Bum Even better so she sold it at a pawn store for coke knowing she could get away with it with this sap poor guy.
@DinoMireles78
8 жыл бұрын
Thanks Bill, As always your advice is SPOT ON. Do I ever wish this was available 25 years ago. But hey, it's sure going to help me thru middle aged!
@kanealson5200
9 жыл бұрын
Who would have thought that Burr is as good at giving solid, sound advice as he is at being funny. Go figure. In this case he does both.
@jamesmaloney8191
5 жыл бұрын
“A Hank Williams song waiting to be written” - holy shit that’s funny. Bill is savage.
@tmac9938
10 жыл бұрын
some of the best advice. period.
@MarvelousProductions
10 жыл бұрын
I knew "rub one out" was eventually going to be said. lol
@TheRealNintendoKid
8 жыл бұрын
not bad advice overall, but the thing about coming from broken families/not speaking to parents, etc... that type of stuff isn't always necessarily by choice, and sometimes there's a damn good reason for it. I mean, here he is talking about how people should end unstable, unhealthy relationships all the time... well what if your relationship with your parents and family is one of those? Sometimes family members are just assholes like anybody else, and speaking to people who drive you crazy/treat you like shit/don't understand you whatsoever and are constantly giving you shit for it doesn't do any good for anybody. I wouldn't hold that kinda thing against somebody. It doesn't mean they're broken. And far too often, people let what their stupid family wants get in the way of what they want or need, and they start butting into every fuckin relationship and end up ruining it. THAT's not healthy, and think of all the stupid boring pointless shitty family functions you never have to worry about dealing with again. I think someone who tries to remain close to his/her family if they're that kind of family is a hell of a lot more unhealthy than being realistic and understanding there's no point in pursuing anything any further with them. And what about people whose family literally abandoned them as children and they don't even know who the fuck their parents are? It might not necessarily be your job to fix them, but we all have our problems and issues. Nobody's perfect, and if you want people to put up with your stupid shit you gotta take some of theirs too. I wish I could talk to my family, but all they do is talk down to me and make me feel like a piece of shit all the time. And let's say that the things they're saying are right... even so, how does constantly making me feel worthless do anything to solve it? I wish I could have a relationship with my family, but there's no way to maintain a healthy one, so why bother? I'm not gonna bend to their stupid fucking will and just do whatever they think I should do. I'm gonna be me. And they're never gonna stop treating me that way, so I'm better off just not dealing with them at all. The simple fact that I share genes with these assholes is no reason to keep torturing myself with their presence in my life. Sometimes people like that make better partners anyway because they understand what it feels like to deal with that kinda shit... to feel totally worthless, and because of that, they try the hardest to make sure that if they can help it nobody else feels like that ever again.
@aaronwashington906
7 жыл бұрын
im kinda in the same bout my family is terrible af and when they're miserable they like to make everyone they know miserable like sister does to thus family all the with her bs
@zekelopez6491
4 жыл бұрын
Hey Billy boy, thank you for the podcast this one really reminds me of something I went through keep it up brother.. I hope to meet you one day maybe do a show in La soon?
@jakejpg5566
2 жыл бұрын
5:19 Bill is absolutely SPOT ON. Holy shit, this is my ex summed up.
@jazon345
10 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Dez is like the second best WR in the league now
@Mahther
10 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr's golden advice for all these relationship questions: Rub one out Simple, but holy shit is it true. Thanks Bill.
@davidjames-cameron617
6 жыл бұрын
"Yeah bitch! YEAAAAAHHHH!" 😂😂😂
@nicholasbecker353
4 жыл бұрын
2:15 "Yeah BITCH, YEEEEEAAAAAAAH" got me for some reason lolol
@michaelsyme4930
8 жыл бұрын
i hate people who sit around trying to give others advice. it pisses me off. i always just want to punch them in the face. but these podcasts by bill i like. he doesn't speak in a self-serving, boasting type of way like "look how cool i am, be like me and all your problems will be solved". he is just straight up. well done bill, i like what you're doing here. subbed and liked.
@internetguy8075
6 жыл бұрын
He sounds like a father giving frank advice to his kids. No grandstanding, just the raw truth. And really funny too.
@DawnRisingDG
10 жыл бұрын
you should do face cams with these podcasts
@majorlifts
5 жыл бұрын
Best advice ever, where was this guy all my life
@Vassild
10 жыл бұрын
ROFL i was losing every time you went back the the football pregame guys voice lol
@MrRolled1
4 жыл бұрын
I have a lot of issues with my parents and don't really speak with them but I love making people happy, caring for people
@sherpajones
10 жыл бұрын
6:00 That's not entirely fair. While the marital status of a partner's parents or how they relate to their parents can be an indicator of trouble, it doesn't mean there is trouble. I know many people who have had rough upbringings and who have worked hard on themselves to be a more functional person and more emotionally intelligent. Nobody should run for the hills if their SO has divorced parents or doesn't speak to one or both. Stick around and see if your SO has actually grown up and matured despite this history. Err on the side of caution, but don't write off someone because of their parents.
@Dougie-ex1ov
7 жыл бұрын
I love you Bill Burr!!!
@salvageist
8 жыл бұрын
great advice! all the way around.
@rbw19800
8 жыл бұрын
I just broke the like button.
@PeterCombs
6 жыл бұрын
When your phone stops ringin..you'll know it's me.
@davidjames-cameron617
6 жыл бұрын
Its crazy how Billy Boy ova heeeeeere knows what happened in every story before he reads it
@codythomas9103
8 жыл бұрын
Woah...Bill had a "Scat-Attack" there at the beginning, haha.
@Grivian
8 жыл бұрын
9:00 haha that's so true
@dah5096
8 жыл бұрын
+Sigurd Torvaldsson dead on yo
@captaincairoPT
9 жыл бұрын
Haha this is crazy, props for not punshing ber in the face
@philorgneopolotin8762
3 жыл бұрын
Once a cheater always a cheater. That’s it.
@prowblade
8 жыл бұрын
Dez Bryant, Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, and Chad Johnson always get blamed for their teams lack of success because of their "baggage" but the fact is the teams they were on we're better for them being on the team
@ikilledrogerrabbit1479
8 жыл бұрын
That's a Hank Williams song waiting to be written.... fucking genius!
@dresef
7 жыл бұрын
Jesus, first time it happens, it's O-VA
@kazama195
5 жыл бұрын
If a girl cheats on you tell her parents.
@louiskokee
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@AdeptLimitin
10 жыл бұрын
Bill, you are awesome! Please come do a comedy show in Western Mass.
@aaallleeexx22
6 ай бұрын
shit that part whe he says that if she got problems with his family is a red flag, omg thats so true
@Chimagic
5 жыл бұрын
Is Bill advising Forest Gump on this one?
@shizu-chan3942
5 жыл бұрын
"I don't let chaos stay in my life." word.
@gregthompson4373
4 жыл бұрын
Cheating girlfriend advice... LEAVE!
@frzspr1362
5 жыл бұрын
3:20 my favorite part 😂😂
@dtyd0194
4 жыл бұрын
I’m in tears!!!!
@madnessinisolation
10 жыл бұрын
"A 12 pack of dick!" Hilarious!
@courtneyeasterwood5783
7 жыл бұрын
Long story short, ur the fall back guy
@PilloTheStar
2 жыл бұрын
This guy is so self aware it's ridiculous. He's content to be a jerk. Goodfellas.
@numan1
10 жыл бұрын
lmfao I fucking lost it at "12 pack of dick"
@Handsome_Bum
4 жыл бұрын
He’s right though you admit to some of the truth. Ain’t not girl gonna admit to fucking 12 guys in a month when we know a lot o females easily can and in fact do so
@FedUpAmerican01
7 жыл бұрын
Stay away from that, but if it makes you feel better you can sue her for the ring because she probably pawned it. Legally she owes it back to you. Holy crap what a story. I'm sorry to hear it, you sound like a stand up guy.
@LCCWPresents
8 жыл бұрын
never thought hank williams would pop up on a comtemporay pod cast
@extremepietbh
8 жыл бұрын
you ask someone your interested in going out with "are your parents still together", what? And to 'fucking walk' if they have anger issues with their parents? Perhaps there is a reason other than a person is disfuctional and should be avoided if they have that sort of thing in their family. What horse shit advice, and first time I've ever thought that about Bill.
@prowblade
8 жыл бұрын
Des Bryant, Randy Moss, Chad Johnson, and Terrell Owens were/are always blamed for their teams lack of success because of their "baggage" but the fact is that the teams were better for those players being on the team.
@mjobermeyer09
4 жыл бұрын
Follow your brain. Your heart should be riding the short bus.
@a.fee-oh1328
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone is the hero in their own movie. This poor sap, while getting screwed over by this woman multiple times was getting talked about badly and laughed at by her and her girlfriends.
@easymoneyfromthe6
7 жыл бұрын
5:20 - 5:50
@isaiahjack3140
9 жыл бұрын
do a show in new zealand dude
@DrSoapp
9 жыл бұрын
Geez Bill read the email already
@patrickcarrillo714
4 жыл бұрын
Drop it like it's hot
@schoolboymakhaba7462
3 жыл бұрын
Bill "rub one out"Burr
@anthonylidstrom3724
4 жыл бұрын
I just put my icecream down.
@anthonylidstrom3724
4 жыл бұрын
It's in the garbage haha
@AJCrowley0153
9 жыл бұрын
Hold on, Bill... did you just tell everyone to avoid people with divorced parents like the plague? We don't deserve happiness in your opinion?
@Vincentbr
9 жыл бұрын
No, you don't.
@Vincentbr
9 жыл бұрын
Just kidding, bro. I believe what he means is: women subconsciously conduct their own relationships based on the model they had at home. If their parents had problems it's almost certain that she won't know how to act if these problems appear in her own relationship. Of course, this does not apply to all cases, but it's a general rule. I can say that because I lived that. It's completely true.
@kanealson5200
9 жыл бұрын
AJCrowley0153 Not all the time but if you never saw how things actually work in a relationship it's just a bit harder to do it. I'm sure some can figure it out for themselves. Everybody has a shot at a good relationship or two.
@kaleo6096
5 жыл бұрын
Dude this shit happened to me with a cheating girlfriend and months later I wasnt sure if I still had feelings for her or not. Bill's advice of rubbing one out does fucking wonders and can save you in so many ways lol. I thought about her at night, then rubbed one out and seconds after I was done, I never wanted to see her. Made me realize I've been thinkin about this girl with the wrong head for so long. Dumped her right after and never felt regret.
@dustencross357
Жыл бұрын
The only advice you need is, Women outnumber men something like 3 to 1 so stop acting like you need them
@vaxan5126
Жыл бұрын
This is the most naive person ever
@barak363363
4 жыл бұрын
5:00
@nrdpc5975
7 жыл бұрын
Fold you fool!
@reklis666
5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Bill... It's called a P-TRAP!! Not a j-trap. That's standard knowledge. Like fuckin chapter 1 in the man book.
@BattleRAAD
4 жыл бұрын
He said she’s like sugar. I’d say she’s more like heroin.
@lunasanja4574
3 жыл бұрын
this girl is bipolar. period.
@charissa7052
4 жыл бұрын
Nope. Dump her. That's it.
@alexgabriel5877
7 жыл бұрын
wtf is call turkey
@internetguy8075
6 жыл бұрын
* Cold turkey. It means to quit something in one go. For example, to quit smoking 'cold turkey' is to quit not by tapering off, but to just go from smoking a pack one day to 0 cigarettes the next.
@JackNatti
4 жыл бұрын
12 pack of d
@hooligan7784
8 жыл бұрын
It's a fuckin p trap..not j trap...only thing bill says that pisses me off.
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