James please can you do a special guest episode of Hammond or clarkson and teach them to cook?
@Modenut
9 жыл бұрын
BradInTucson Not to mention Clarkson setting fire to the pasta water and reducing London to a smoldering pile of cinders.
@Albert87nl
9 жыл бұрын
Well all know when Clarkson comes to this he's probably gonna bring along his box of hammers . because he believes he can actually fix everything with a hammer. so he thought "Why not Dinner as well". and on that bomb shell bone appetit!
@07Hawkeye
9 жыл бұрын
Ben Wood oh god, would end up being nothing but a messy kitchen and half assed food xD
@theRealToaster
9 жыл бұрын
Ben Wood Hammond would want to make a cheeseburger,cause he's secretly American
@unemploymenttube9845
9 жыл бұрын
Ben Wood If I were to invite Pinky and Perky, there would be no cooking; only arguing
@blacktar-rants
9 жыл бұрын
james, hammond and clarkson can make top gear on youtube
@fmavb
9 жыл бұрын
You can use tampons to clean the cooker...
@jackarnott3870
9 жыл бұрын
Use sand paper on each blade to sharpen the bean cutter. Love the videos
@laurahand2018
9 жыл бұрын
Do more james they are so good and make us smile. Especially as no top gear anymore. Get Richard and Jeremy around and do a dinner special. It would be so funny.
@lucasmillar12
9 жыл бұрын
Didn't know "bastards" were a unit of measurement for bluntness.
@westrex5000
9 жыл бұрын
I once prepared a Petter AC1 Engine in the Kitchen and have a KZitem Video showing it working later outside.
@АрсенийБарабонин
4 жыл бұрын
С пивом все будит вкусно :). Джеймс Мей, Вы ужасный повар 😄
@einsteinius72
9 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@Sokar599
9 жыл бұрын
Hm james? Maybe you can show off your cars in the next video? :D
@bradleywhitford9554
9 жыл бұрын
"She might have left me of course" *Face sinks into realisation* 😂
@WTGRacing
9 жыл бұрын
Bradley Whitford I felt so sad for him, but I was also drowning in laughter at the same time.
@bearcatgirl
9 жыл бұрын
Bradley Whitford Best ending ever to a cooking video....EVER.
Bradley Whitford the fact he says "I would" ... bless!
@jakmarzhall
9 жыл бұрын
Top Gear is just a name, the three of you are the stars. Just make a youtube channel with you three in it and not just talking about cars, perhaps do a cooking show, gardening, anything you name it!
@veemacks7255
9 жыл бұрын
Adhityo Ariobimo They could call it "Three Grumpy Blokes" and do anything at all each episode. The only thing you're sure of each week when tuning in is that you'll see one or more of them doing something. Anything. It's not so far from Top Gear, in which they made an amphibious vehicle, travelled through Vietnam on mopeds, made TV ads, made a V8 powered blender. None of those things are specifically about driving/reviewing cars, but we watch and enjoy.
@elliotthutton7175
9 жыл бұрын
Alien Or Sutin 2 grumpy blokes and an angry brummi
@AlexanderJonesYoutube
9 жыл бұрын
The Three Grumpateers!
@07Hawkeye
9 жыл бұрын
Adhityo Ariobimo I heard they were talking to Netflix about signing something, cant tell whether it is only rumors or not because as far as I know nothing has been announced by Clarkson Hammond or May on what they will be doing.. trying my best not to get my hopes up for a Netflix contract, if they did get it they would be back, Netflix is as big if not bigger than the BBC already, so they would have a massive fan base right out of the start. only problems would be branding issues, im not sure they can legally take the name of top gear anymore.. that and im not sure what the show would even be about, I pray it would be an automotive show again, because im a gear head myself but whether it is or not ill still show them my support. anything the three of them do is going to be brilliant.
@elliotthutton7175
9 жыл бұрын
Zac B its a British show so petrel head is the correct term
@SuperOctimusprime
9 жыл бұрын
Imagine Clarkson doing this. 'Why isn't it cooked already!? Powwwwweeeerrrr' *Turns oven up to max heat*
@apacherider1257
9 жыл бұрын
He have to get the v8 blender out again
@MrRandomCapital
9 жыл бұрын
Tonight, on Top Heat...
@iFyre
9 жыл бұрын
MrRandomCapital James May talks about red veins.
@mypaswordisdad
9 жыл бұрын
iFyre ***** James talks about juices in tubes!
@nazhif1
9 жыл бұрын
***** +iFyre +MrRandomCapital and James' missus has left him.
@gothops154
9 жыл бұрын
James talks about his inheritance
@TheBeli
9 жыл бұрын
MrRandomCapital Your comment made me sad a little bit...but also laugh!
@TheGrace020
9 жыл бұрын
my misses hasn't come home so that means two portions for me... she might have left me of course... I would
@timelyraccoon8878
9 жыл бұрын
TheGrace020 +1
@TheGrace020
9 жыл бұрын
Timely Raccoon;)
@thegreenknight2658
9 жыл бұрын
TheGrace020 Perhaps she was getting a portion somewhere else.
@bmxman2011
9 жыл бұрын
The Green Knight OH SHIT I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE OH SHIT
@TheGrace020
9 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Snufkin224
9 жыл бұрын
No matter what people say in the comments it is still amazing to have you on KZitem.
@viggoolsen4647
5 жыл бұрын
I agree
@TheUTwat4er
9 жыл бұрын
Some say, James inherited this video camera from his grandmother.
@6988kid
9 жыл бұрын
Any chance of getting Clarkson for a guesting on your unemployment tube? Just have the fire extinguisher ready...
@CouchPotato252
9 жыл бұрын
6988kid "Now, Jeremy, just turn the leftmost dial to five." "POWAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
@TheBeli
9 жыл бұрын
6988kid Yees they need to do that!! Awesome idea m8!
@alexxfreedom
9 жыл бұрын
6988kid he could bring his engine power food blender.
@Stryke607
9 жыл бұрын
6988kid Chopping up everything ... with a HAMMER!!!
@theonlybucko
9 жыл бұрын
YESSSS
@becton98
9 жыл бұрын
"ingredients from about 200m from my house", is that so mr sense of direction doesnt get lost
@andyisyoda
9 жыл бұрын
Fantastic James! Thanks very much for making these.
@angusgtw
3 жыл бұрын
Hello there andy.
@TYinNH
9 жыл бұрын
The 2 thumbs down are probably from Hammond & Clarkson....
@TheBeli
9 жыл бұрын
tlopesgsd Because he didn't invite them on dinner! lol
@Stryke607
9 жыл бұрын
tlopesgsd Hm, I could imagine Hammond to be abled to cook a little bit as well. Clarkson would rather set the house on fire and blame the cat or something as stupid as that.
@lizzieveevers8527
9 жыл бұрын
Stryke Hammond can't cook at all! the only thing he can cook is baked beans as shown on the African special hahaha! Jeremy can though!
@Stryke607
9 жыл бұрын
lizzie veevers Nah, I'm pretty sure he cant either :D
@lizzieveevers8527
9 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I know!, i think the only time I've seen him cook was when he made paella in spain when they all went over there, but I think jeremy took the piss a bit because he left massive chunks of fish in and it wasn't cooked well!
@michaelparker2449
9 жыл бұрын
Only James May can talk about something so boring but still be entertaining.
@andxx0r_the_second671
9 жыл бұрын
Further proof that James May can make anything more interesting.
@yoyesome
9 жыл бұрын
Me and my dad are alone this week having to fend (cook) for ourselves. So this is really quite helpful!
@PT111111
9 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it be funny if May's cooking channel is more popular than, say... Jamie Oliver's or Gordon Ramsay's, if he has one.
@XeniaJpb
9 жыл бұрын
I love that Mr. May shares the provenance of his bits and bobs, "these strainer belonged to my grandmother..." he then pulls out another knick-knack from a drawer and explains how it is blunt and useless but keeps it 'coz it's an heirloom. Here is a Bloke who knows his mancave very well...I bet that place is ordered according to some James May rule. :)
@marksurgeon3088
9 жыл бұрын
This is my new favourite youtube channel. And thats saying a lot from someone who watches 60 gigs of youtube a month..
@TestedModz
9 жыл бұрын
He is worth 12 million and cannot even buy a hd camera lol.
@BigBadOsiris
9 жыл бұрын
And you'd expect his kitchen to look much better.. But hey :) either way he is awesome and I love that he takes the time to make these cooking videos
@richardharrold9736
9 жыл бұрын
Wolfy Apparently it's the old kitchen in his workshop, not his actual house kitchen... I dunno.
@BigBadOsiris
9 жыл бұрын
***** I've heard that as well
@willyhearrell9060
9 жыл бұрын
Ipad direct to youtube. (Maybe Iphone I dont remember.)
@hvf26
9 жыл бұрын
TestedModz i like the fact that hes fairly humble with his kitchen and so on though
@georgemitchellmusic
9 жыл бұрын
I see a special guest on my drunk kitchen coming soon?
@BigBadOsiris
9 жыл бұрын
Omg yes!
@georgemitchellmusic
9 жыл бұрын
:'( I can't believe you implied I was religious
@DontKnowHowToTypeIn2
9 жыл бұрын
jonny boy wat
@bobcroft5346
9 жыл бұрын
jonny boy Mosque uneducated dumbass
@BigBadOsiris
9 жыл бұрын
jonny boy don't bring up religion..
@fishypaw
9 жыл бұрын
In just two weeks of existence, this channel has 100k+ subscribers and 2.5m+ views. I think it's plainly obvious, but I'll say it anyway. We LOVE you James.
@hazel43717
9 жыл бұрын
"it's an heirloom!" 😂
@cvtataryn
9 жыл бұрын
I'd rather watch this anyday than Top Gear without you guys. Keep 'em coming!
@entropysalamander
9 жыл бұрын
I think I could probably watch James narrate anything and be perpetually entertained. Well, mostly anything.
@MathieuBouvier
9 жыл бұрын
I want a James May in a My Drunk Kitchen video so bad.
@DIVADNOMIS1313
9 жыл бұрын
The amateurism of the video and the channel is just delicious
@lloydyp
9 жыл бұрын
Call me a heathen if you like but I use a dollop of creme fraiche instead of farting about with the liquor from the pasta. Its richer and damned tasty. I also like to use mushrooms fried with the bacon. Because bacon and mushrooms rock.
@falmatrix2r
9 жыл бұрын
James, you might wanna make some spaghetti bolognese...I think Hammond is gonna knock at your door.
@darlenehouse
9 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing this recipe. I feel confident I can replicate this dish now that I have viewed this video. I like that you have decided to do this in a realistic and personal aspect, it somehow makes it seem easier to replicate. Brilliant of you.
@AeonMachine
9 жыл бұрын
Finally, a cooking show about cooking, and not some kind of ridiculous contest or competition vaguely relating to cooking. Go James May!
@737Adventures
9 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one waiting for James to bring out a tampon to clean the cooker?
@RamblinAround
9 жыл бұрын
Great stuff James.
@DevilboyScooby
9 жыл бұрын
3:05 "I can feel from my knife point that it's still slightly fillkinyow"?
@BigBadOsiris
9 жыл бұрын
That ending 😥 I literally awww'd is that weird? Oh and James.. If she does leave you.. You have over 50,000 other females ready 😂😂 hahaha
@ctmgtr11
9 жыл бұрын
James, I just had an idea. I was watching some reruns of Top Gear. There was mention of a lot of warning stickers on vehicles. This is done mainly not to protect people but to protect manufactures from lawyers. There are all kinds of silly warning stickers like the warning in a manual for a chain saw warning users not to try to stop the chain saw with their hand. Why not make Jeremy wear a warning sticker and have him back on Top Gear. It would say something like, "Warning, may say or do inappropriate or offensive things." The BBC would be covered and Jeremy could come back to Top Gear. Everyone wins.
@TheAymanhawk23
9 жыл бұрын
"She might have left me of course" Still massively entertaining when unemployed is Captain Slow
@WhatsForTea
9 жыл бұрын
Loving your channel James :o)
@mkcd2010
9 жыл бұрын
'Blunt as a bastard and completely useless these days' 😂
@jameslawton4534
9 жыл бұрын
What happened to the separated yolk?
@bulman07
9 жыл бұрын
It was the albumen that went spare, for a trendy white omelette or pavlova or something
@alanredmond1977
9 жыл бұрын
Didn't he put it in the bowl with the other eggs? Much confusion here :)
@DjAlmend
9 жыл бұрын
James Lawton I was pretty confused about that too so I watched everything again. At 2:45 of part 1 he tips it into the bowl with two whole eggs. Hope that helps!
@AronBell1
9 жыл бұрын
James must have the record of most subscribers and fewest videos
@SwingingCreeper
9 жыл бұрын
How about a tour of James May's Record Collection!
@blindriv3r
9 жыл бұрын
SwingingCreeper Yeah, or his watches, he has every one still that he ever owned in his life he claims
@captainbeachboy3413
3 жыл бұрын
still waiting for this
@zxp4
9 жыл бұрын
decent carbonara, but not perfect. I would keep the extra white in, add a tiny bit of milk or cream to the eggs, teaspoon of uncooked olive oil instead of the hot water left for the stirring, grate extra parmesan on the pasta at the end.. I learned carbonara while i was at uni in Rome..
@msg355
9 жыл бұрын
I think you've missed the point of this channel...
@FeudalMoon
9 жыл бұрын
"Alot of people inherit a Rembrandt or a big house in Scotland. I get a colander."
@laurakelly5271
9 жыл бұрын
Be still my beating heart!
@MrKBoy13
9 жыл бұрын
Dear, Mr. James May I think you have found your new job. If you were to invite pinky and perky onto this youtube channel, and have an on going show. I think it might turn out to be a hit, and therefore you three would be making money like all the other popular you-tubers out there.
@Turbobuttes
9 жыл бұрын
With all due respect for the privacy of your home, James, me and I'm sure a lot of other viewers would love to see a tour of your garage and tools some time, and maybe some tinkering tips.
@chompette_
9 жыл бұрын
After all the anal ordering and naming of the tools on various top gear episodes, im surprised at how messy and disorganised James's cutlery draw is :(
@jackphillips3124
9 жыл бұрын
James top gear makes a shitload of money. Why does your camera has such a low quality didn't they pay you enough mate?
@jonlukinn
9 жыл бұрын
Ramsey better watch his back, you've beat him once.. here's your chance to take his TV spots.
@MrSchrodingersCat01
9 жыл бұрын
JM's unemployment tube Some tips my friend for your videos: You don't need video stabilization when the camera is stationary. It distracts me from the joy of your cooking. In addition, a better camera would make the cooking experience much more immersive. Even though KZitem says it is 720p, that is definitely not 720p. P.S. I love your videos, please don't stop making them, even when you are employed, don't stop making them.
@Torus2112
2 жыл бұрын
I've been making this regularly since James posted it I still love it.
@StupidBlech
9 жыл бұрын
I'm a 17yo girl watching this at 3am and I have no shame, now I really want pasta but I'm poor so vegemite on toast it is then
@someguy59566
9 жыл бұрын
James May, you are the only person who has been able to make cooking interesting for me. Please keep these videos coming if you can.
@Bernadotter
9 жыл бұрын
I'm actually really enjoying this tube!
@YemiTO
9 жыл бұрын
Looked pretty nice
@Saxena981
9 жыл бұрын
James could you please show us what cars you have and do a review of them
@harrietaustin4298
9 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh I'm genuinely so excited for the next episode!! I can't wait to see what you cook next!! And I love how you're starting to bring in new little catch phases 😂☺️
@smokeybarr
9 жыл бұрын
James May continues to produce a factual program more entertaining than anything current on the BBC schedule.
@harrypoter6591
9 жыл бұрын
Make a video with Clarkson and Hammond please
@MCplayer94
9 жыл бұрын
Master Chef
@TheKINGlagg
9 жыл бұрын
That moment when you learn to cook better here than on professional cook shows
@cameronkeir931
9 жыл бұрын
TheKINGlagg Hahah
@DeadWolfRakon
9 жыл бұрын
James, could you maybe upload a video of you showing the cars that you own. I'm sure that a lot of people would be interested to know in what kind of vehicles you drive.
@LastofAvari
9 жыл бұрын
Cook something with other 2 guys? Please? Top Gear Kitchen Edition ;-)
@msg355
9 жыл бұрын
So brilliant. James you're a treasure
@zoee16328
9 жыл бұрын
Didn't know you were married!
@February54
9 жыл бұрын
Zoee Liu 廖卓欣 They are not married.
@rovenzoo
9 жыл бұрын
February Technically he called her his "Misses" (Mrs.), which means the woman is married to him.
@lydz25
9 жыл бұрын
Rovenzoo in Britain 'misses' doesn't mean they're married, used in such a colloquial way it means partner, marriage certificate optional.
@oOBubbleStreamOo
9 жыл бұрын
Rovenzoo For a while my mother and her long-term boyfriend used to introduce each other to foreign people as husband and wife whenever they were on holiday somewhere far away, just for the fun of it. It worked because they have the same surname (because he's my father's brother) ;o) But later they went back to normal.
@Grumpy_old_Boot
9 жыл бұрын
My goodness, it's in 720p ? The potato has been upgraded. :)
@birdy106
9 жыл бұрын
All we know is he's called the CHEF
@86MS86
9 жыл бұрын
You should get a brighter light =)
@emmamarples8586
9 жыл бұрын
Lovin' the ancestral colander!
@VauxhaIIOpel
5 жыл бұрын
thanks james now i know how to cook carbonara
@devravi7049
2 жыл бұрын
why didn't i discover this earlier
@LimRichard23
9 жыл бұрын
You know they can actually make THE NEWS through KZitem. They just need a resource for new cars and some important car stuff and then they can go. At least the fans will be happy that they are together doing car stuff still.
@michaelparker2449
9 жыл бұрын
Get the 3 of them on KZitem talking about anything and I'd watch.
@dw909
9 жыл бұрын
And now it's time to put some starch in our reasonably priced pan :)
@loissmith3926
9 жыл бұрын
"Blunt as a basted but it inherited" 😂😂😂
@blukery
9 жыл бұрын
'She might of left me of course' 😂😂😂
@Miksy42
9 жыл бұрын
No way!! I need a runner bean slicer!
@subhodeep090
9 жыл бұрын
This is the best channel on KZitem.
@Tom-xz3jn
9 жыл бұрын
HE IS UNEMPLOYED, HE CAN NOT AFFORD A NEW CAMERA
@damianlau354
9 жыл бұрын
This channel grows fast
@chris__maltby
9 жыл бұрын
Curry next please James!
@MuffinsASMR
9 жыл бұрын
I think I'm in love
@Hapkido82AUS
9 жыл бұрын
Clarkson, Hammond and May. Anything, Anywhere, Anytime.... You'll just need a 3 seat bicycle...
@73chargerman
9 жыл бұрын
Hey James we sure miss you and the guys. Thank you for keeping in touch. Can you tell what kind of muscle car I have ? I've owned over 25 over the years. Keep the vids coming show us some of your car and cycle collection !!
@ThisMagello
9 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the episode where James May will show us how to fix a broken clutch cable on a motorcycle.
@borobrad97
9 жыл бұрын
First?
@Zw285
9 жыл бұрын
borobrad97 I love the question mark, haha.
@OurGardenChannel
9 жыл бұрын
Grab Richard and come help us in our garden. Granted, we won't let either of you handle any sharp tools, but I'm sure we can find something productive for you to do, lol.
@ThomasDutour
9 жыл бұрын
Hello James, you should become a KZitem partner so KZitem could run some ads next to your videos. You could make more than a few quids as your videos are quite popular... Waiting for the next one!
@ross6441
9 жыл бұрын
James! have you claimed your youtube silver plaque for reaching 100,000 subscribers?!?!
@stevenicholls1986
9 жыл бұрын
perhaps invite Jeremy, Richard and TV's Oz Clarke.. for a Come Dine With Me.. experience.. that would be interesting :)
@DJignyte
9 жыл бұрын
Simply brilliant.
@lemkelegion
9 жыл бұрын
GOOD NEWS!!! JAMES MAY TWEETED HE BOUGHT A BRAND NEW IPAD AND TRIPOD MOUNT FOR IT, Bad news is the videos are still gonna be about cooking.
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