"If you have less than $20 the ATM wont even talk to you. LMAO. I felt that
@sladewilson649
4 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck have less than 20 dollars on a bank account
@youtubebandit826
4 жыл бұрын
slade wilson bitch... niggas that be going thru some shit
@sladewilson649
4 жыл бұрын
@@youtubebandit826 so what Bcz of that u don't have 20 bucks U can get 20 dollars in a hour Maybe less U can be a uber a pizza deliver whatever if u can't make 20 u should probably give up Life is way harder than that
@youtubebandit826
4 жыл бұрын
slade wilson get out my comment section
@sladewilson649
4 жыл бұрын
@@youtubebandit826 the truth hurts doesn't it
@dantefede
13 жыл бұрын
"drugs are illegal, but ATM machines are open twenty four hours a day... TWENTY FOUR HOURS A DAY! FOR WHO?? who tha fuck is open for?? have you ever taken out three hundreds dollars at 4 o'clock in the morning for something positive??" AMAZING
@blahblahjumpswing1504
6 жыл бұрын
dantefede and those cops will wait by them too.
@TonivomBananenboot
3 жыл бұрын
when you know, you know
@AlexisRodriguez-hx2vl
3 жыл бұрын
Aww the good ole internet days!
@brightests
2 жыл бұрын
bruh i cant stop laughing
@DannySullivanMusic
2 жыл бұрын
rofl nice!
@Joecbg100
Жыл бұрын
"All the time I've been looking for God, he's right in my POCKET!!!" priceless delivery
@Njabulo.Masuku
4 жыл бұрын
I like how comedians make you forget they're rich😂😂😂😂
@seetsamolapo5600
4 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock never hides it
@clairelivefreeordie2551
2 жыл бұрын
@@seetsamolapo5600 right...he even jokes about it...love Chris!!!
@RobertMc0811
2 жыл бұрын
@@clairelivefreeordie2551 AND I'M RICH! Lol
@Goshin89
2 жыл бұрын
He wasn't always. He's reminiscing.
@korsunhoox
2 жыл бұрын
not only them. a lot of those forget-me-no’s on the market
@diana.diamond
4 жыл бұрын
he's quite intelligent, not only funny
@ericisabirye1992
4 жыл бұрын
Informative too.
@paperchasindude6578
3 жыл бұрын
Fax
@jackies56tbird
3 жыл бұрын
But he's lost that
@DannySullivanMusic
2 жыл бұрын
for real dude. completely correct dude
@theempire00
2 жыл бұрын
Its why he is the GOAT
@MeMe-hu8wx
3 жыл бұрын
"if you got less than $20 the machine won't even talk to u". 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 facts
@kjthomas4553
3 жыл бұрын
That’s some bs
@artkid9279
2 жыл бұрын
I feel this pain right now because all i need is just 25 dollars Total lol
@TheLegendaryOneKH
12 жыл бұрын
LMFAO " his face when he said a psychiatrist should pop up and say come on man. and LMAFO when he says " they spinning man they spinning they spinning" LOVE IT
@Scriptorsilentum
13 жыл бұрын
Acidic, cutting, brilliant! This is Chris Rock: bloody BRILLIANT and damned FUNNY!
@marudevera7295
4 жыл бұрын
The teller bit is fucking nuts! 🤣🤣🤣
@sgaidola76
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@B.A.B.G.
2 жыл бұрын
As a Christian I gotta say that's so true. All people regardless of religion or lack thereof worship the almighty $$.
@josedanielherrera7115
2 жыл бұрын
As an atheist I'd rather have people worship God then money. Love of money is the root of all evil.
@B.A.B.G.
Жыл бұрын
@Hilal Hulawi I know, that's just an expression, I certainly don't believe the dollar is almighty. And those who are rich anyways don't park their money only in bills. Bill Gates buys land, farmland and seeds, others buy precious metals, companies that produce stuff, know-how etc. These will be the things needed when the current monetary system will be destroyed. So don't worry I'm aware. And money isn't happiness nor can it buy you happiness or any of the other things we need to have a fulfilled life. Money will buy you the best brand of misery, everyone has some of it, and money let's you get the maybe least painful sort of misery.
@B.A.B.G.
Жыл бұрын
@@josedanielherrera7115 That is true, but look, what we do in our daily lives? We run after money, we substitute our time for it. But a Christian works because he/she has to, yet we don't place money over God, we also believe that the lust for money is the root of all evil specially in this evil age.
@B.A.B.G.
Жыл бұрын
@R Tim And connections (as in the US). I don't live there.
@drewking4066
Жыл бұрын
@@josedanielherrera7115 yes the Bible tells us the love of money is the root of all evil
@nylapaul7889
4 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock is really is the best watching him in 2020
@RC.1231
5 жыл бұрын
Have you ever taken out 300 dollars 4 o clock in the morning for something Positive! Damn
@sindobrandnew
5 жыл бұрын
Come on man.
@cl759
5 жыл бұрын
Me me me mmmmmeeeeeeee, not positive enough? Weeeeell, whose money is it?
@Cartman4wesome
5 жыл бұрын
I did but to use it in a Casino I don’t think that qualifies as positive
@dumaskhan
5 жыл бұрын
I could hear George Carlin in that joke.
@sayiemasterkupsagowe8271
5 жыл бұрын
I felt that
@jimmybindra
Жыл бұрын
He's so funny! This guy, is amazing ..everytime I watch him, I wanna watch him more !!!
@kennethfrank8337
6 жыл бұрын
I like Chris but sometimes I feel like Im in church. The church of the "Emmaculate Truth".
@sonicthehedgehog8348
5 жыл бұрын
Put Chris Rock, Kat Williams and Eddie Griffin on tour. The show would be hilarious.
@isaiahtso
5 жыл бұрын
Oyeku Ika Aries Spears imo would be sick to add on as well
@scott-o3345
4 жыл бұрын
I think you mean "Immaculate."
@abrahamramirez3980
4 жыл бұрын
That's because Chris worshipped the most philosophical comedian probably ever: George Carlin!
@samlsd9711
4 жыл бұрын
He talks , gives a lesson, and most of all, tells us what we don't want to hear.
@Rezxer
3 жыл бұрын
"And if you got less than $20, the machine won't even talk to you." Haha thank goodness this isn't true anymore. ATMs now carry $10 bills also.
@DisabledCreation
11 жыл бұрын
They spinnin' nigga they spinnin'. They spinnin' nigga they spinnin'. THEY SPINNIN NIGGA THEY SPINNIN!
@ivygirl9119
6 жыл бұрын
DisabledCreation lmao😆😆😆😆
@jesses3434
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@robinsonayuk8179
4 жыл бұрын
Am sure your white. 😂😂 hv fun
@dakaarys8424
2 жыл бұрын
This is getting ever so relevant
@NWY-ui7kf
5 жыл бұрын
The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the Olay instinct acting from inner necessity - Oscar Wilde
@mrbigg151
6 жыл бұрын
I made the same point about money when the religion issue came up in the schools. Why is there so much fuss if someone discusses God in school, yet In God We Trust is on the money that we use daily?
@kasiosseijuro8494
5 жыл бұрын
It was implemented during the Cold War. The Communists / Soviets were believed to be atheists so the U.S added the phrase “ In God We Trust “ to our currency to spite them even further
@MECHANISMUS
5 жыл бұрын
The question is rather put right by Chris: why "god" is still on banknotes, - and not: why it is out of schools.
@DiosanXaquerry
5 жыл бұрын
nobody cares if you discuss money in school as long as you don't FORCE other ppl to have to listen to you during class time.... lunch time etc you can talk all you want...
@Mebble
4 жыл бұрын
@@poli.reneramos arent you edgy
@Smittysmith300
4 жыл бұрын
In money we trust
@niners2162
2 жыл бұрын
This dude so great
@jjevans1693
2 жыл бұрын
If Chris had a normal voice he wouldn't even be funny. His voice is great
@dulcejoao5465
2 жыл бұрын
His voice just makes him funnier. But he is really funny
@odstarmor557
6 жыл бұрын
Alot of people in the comment section that missed that this was a comedy show......
@samlsd9711
4 жыл бұрын
comedy taken from real life experience.....
@Deontjie
4 жыл бұрын
This is actually lessons in life told in a funny way.
@JD-bs5kc
5 жыл бұрын
That bank teller bit 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@ReekoLove0608
4 жыл бұрын
hilarious
@haneefahson973
4 жыл бұрын
Damn this hit home.. Everytime I took money out at 4am it was for a Stripper or the Gas man 🤷
@ibrahimhabibalmafazy
2 жыл бұрын
I watch this Nigga in 2022 & I feel that ATM shit beginning of the year...
@thatomokoena2478
2 жыл бұрын
He nailed it😂
@MatthewTYoung
5 жыл бұрын
The bit on money is true it's all about money
@ItsTheNada
2 жыл бұрын
National treasure
@jryan925
5 жыл бұрын
He is a genius!! Hillarious😂
@timzitzelsberger3200
7 ай бұрын
Money comes before life here
@ddnn8210
3 жыл бұрын
She takes it out her pocket 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chuckchillout618
2 жыл бұрын
His best special by far
@Breeze06
10 ай бұрын
Agreed. People always talk about "Bring the Pain" but this one just moves me, man.
@jakevoytko6389
2 жыл бұрын
lmao jesus hes too funny ... he keeps poppin on my recommended thankfully.
@asherikamichaela8425
6 жыл бұрын
I've used ATMs around those times lol I work overnight at a hospital
@mouaxiong1620
6 жыл бұрын
AshErika Michaela but was it 300 dollars lol lol
@asherikamichaela8425
6 жыл бұрын
Moua Xiong yeah. rent and groceries, depending on needs at the time lol
@575forza
5 жыл бұрын
Glad you cleared that up.
@asherikamichaela8425
5 жыл бұрын
575forza just saying, some people have weird schedules 🤷♀️
@manuginobilisbaldspot424
5 жыл бұрын
That makes you an EXCEPTION TO THE RULE. See, that means that your experience doesn't cancel out the basic idea that MOST PEOPLE are doing negative shit with money at that time of night.
@whyyoutrippindeebo3514
Жыл бұрын
“And if you got less than $20 the machine won’t even talk to you” 🤣🤣🤣
@Filmation77
4 жыл бұрын
Now in 2020 ,this is on point
@RapFanatic4ever
6 жыл бұрын
Americans worship money and we all go to the same church the church of ATM 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂sooooooooo True
@jonathanjohnson7636
5 жыл бұрын
Dom Sansotta Not true at all.
@xstrawarot
5 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanjohnson7636 y'all found a way to profit from healthcare and prisons, thats fucked up
@CuriosityCrazedreambug
2 ай бұрын
For people to say he never been funny is crime
@pyannaguy4361
3 жыл бұрын
I've been saying it for years: we live under a theocracy: Moneytheism® Its most strict adherents faith is unshakable - because it works!
@russellcampbell9198
4 жыл бұрын
You got it, Chris.
@ogundareajani5484
3 жыл бұрын
Always hit d nail on d fucking head. Never afraid to speak the truth!!
@Bennyboy12
2 жыл бұрын
At 4am in the morning if your taking out $300, then it’s for a very special lady of the night.
@crazimunda1590
12 жыл бұрын
They Spinning Nikka They Spinning ...... LMAO
@Larouge07
12 жыл бұрын
He is too much fun.
@prithvirajj0867
4 жыл бұрын
Philosophy at its funniest
@rminitials
5 жыл бұрын
Last time i took out $300 at 4am I had to take out $250 more the next day for a full panel
@rahmaabdi7868
3 жыл бұрын
I love this guy Istg 😭❤️🤣
@21anis
13 жыл бұрын
"go buy some rims!! they spinnin' nigga they spinnin'! they spinnin' nigga they spinnin'!!" lmao!
@popofiitt9793
2 жыл бұрын
Professional comedian
@Kanal7Indonesia
3 жыл бұрын
Money is the true God.
@traceybrown3316
4 жыл бұрын
Is it me or do Chris rock looks alot like trey songs but I say this man here keeps it real & on point funny as hell I'm a big fan 4 life!!
@Jupiter1423
2 жыл бұрын
Dont buy drugs... buy rims!
@KateBates22zabu
2 жыл бұрын
Omg🤭I thought he said ribs 😄
@khunthate
12 жыл бұрын
one of the best
@leany6298
2 жыл бұрын
They spinnin
@richsanchez4527
2 жыл бұрын
It's crazy this joke is even more relevant today. That's great comedy
@ShirikonNoKami
12 жыл бұрын
Copy and pasted during a facebook conversation. You have saved me work. And for that, I appreciate you.
@jesco6935
Жыл бұрын
Priceless
@amaxwiththefacts
5 жыл бұрын
True that. But Jesus is the true God.
@zakariaaslimshady3638
5 жыл бұрын
Jesus is the prophet not God
@amaxwiththefacts
5 жыл бұрын
Jesus is God in the Flesh, not just some prophet. No other prophet resurrected from the dead. Jesus Christ did.
@pjs4093
5 жыл бұрын
no he didnt't
@amaxwiththefacts
5 жыл бұрын
@@pjs4093 He did.
@dawb86
5 жыл бұрын
Amax with the Facts How is the "son of God" the true God? smh...
@israelgarza3083
4 жыл бұрын
He ain't lying
@lisagreenfield767
5 жыл бұрын
Spot on!
@joyi-joyijalifamabunda5531
5 жыл бұрын
Genius brother LMFAO
@tamaraknox2185
Жыл бұрын
He telling the truth
@superflymacv31
12 жыл бұрын
money is the root of all kinds of evil - Apostle Paul
@kimreiling2805
7 ай бұрын
So true.
@lezel4swarts
4 жыл бұрын
Today it's worse with social media
@larry-thepsychologicalguy6074
2 жыл бұрын
Cause god is money
@roflcopter645
11 жыл бұрын
what if money wasn't a valuable piece of green paper what if money was labor and goods like, scrap metal and FOOD! you make a living out of making livings for other people. someone builds a house for you - they get bread, rice, fruit, a tv and an electricity generator. Just imagine it. What if...???
@destineyhopkins3472
7 жыл бұрын
slip88 I always think that
@SmokingShellx
7 жыл бұрын
slip88 it used to be like way back...
@emymagkuchen
7 жыл бұрын
money ist just a way to make those transactions easier, the problem is not the money itself, its what happened to it because of the stock market and the weird tricks you can do with it
@PsYcHoNaUt1993
6 жыл бұрын
d p you can steal money. You can't steal 'doing the work'. You cant steal a receipt either dumbass. Looks like you're just an arrogant idiot
@lukecarodrums
6 жыл бұрын
I would hate that lol
@LoomiedaCrazytoon7185
5 жыл бұрын
0:56- 1:27🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm💀
@truthblunt
2 жыл бұрын
This was funny, but actually deep.
@carvanthipe9873
4 жыл бұрын
In God we Trust Moses
@nine0rowan
2 жыл бұрын
There are places where ATMs close. Someone's job will be to walk to the bank and close a gate by the ATM. Rural Japan was one, about 8pm. Never figured out the reason, I doubt it had anything to do with encouraging positivity in spending.
@carlajones8741
4 жыл бұрын
Heck, the teller doesn’t have 8.50 either sometimes.
@rodrigoabi1
12 жыл бұрын
this is gold, lmao.
@Ultrasonic595
3 жыл бұрын
“In God we trust” scary!
@Kidgloves1984
2 жыл бұрын
I don't enjoy all his topics, but this was good!
@kennyhill2678
2 жыл бұрын
It's an ATM in North Carolina that dispenses 5 dollar bills
@jasontran250
Жыл бұрын
actually, what he is saying, on the dollar, it's a promissory note, which states In god we trust, but on a loan documents, there's a deed of trust, and a promissory note as well, but on the loan doc, it doesn't say, in God we Trust.
@Phant0mGetsuga993
4 жыл бұрын
1:45 Yes, money for Suhoor time 😂
@miaaw1
3 жыл бұрын
well sadly people that go to church don’t experience good thing and good activity or good work such as suhoor😌🥶
@miaaw1
3 жыл бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@ahtartersauce101
12 жыл бұрын
They spinnin' Nigga, they spinnin'!
@howiegrossman1546
3 жыл бұрын
The best ever 😘
@SeanFenlon
3 жыл бұрын
Worship means different things to different people. But money is the most important thing in a free market capitalism system. Seems to have worked out well for USA over the past 250 years :-)
@Joana12363
3 жыл бұрын
No I don't get scare easy but,.. big "IF" and big "WHEN" WE get together i promise to be faithful, and be yours and hope to win your heart and then if I see that you played games or are playing games then your lost babe, because I am faithful to the bone and love hard and I am ready to give all I have and put it on the table so. If you mess up its all on you babe.
@TyEME4Eva
12 жыл бұрын
Ty 4 Thought.....hiphop
@DrJ-hx7wv
3 жыл бұрын
Chris speaks the truth. He'll end up like Cosby pretty soon.
@NibberKSmooth
4 жыл бұрын
Strange how SO many people criticise comedians for their jokes, yet NO one shouts at actors for playing murderous psycho's. Just saying.
@nezpercenathan
13 жыл бұрын
Guess you should never go to a teller and say: " I need about tree fiddy."
@L6e200011
Жыл бұрын
"...she take it out her pocket "
@anothersucker-Youcantfixstupid
5 жыл бұрын
He's right.
@shaabosqueezy6599
5 жыл бұрын
the order i get the more i notice America's true religion is.
@stevensonjames26
13 жыл бұрын
I came to watch chris rock, I learned the origins of the word negro! I love the internet!
@dougedwards5042
4 жыл бұрын
GOD. Good. Ol. Dollars
@yousured
13 жыл бұрын
they spinnin nigga they spinning......lmao
@samuelcarter9077
4 жыл бұрын
At this point I know Google spy on everyone I tweeted about the ATM thing without even knowing it was said by Chris Rock and when I came here, boom! suggested video 😟😟🤔 Mere coincidence?
@TheOneWhoDings
4 жыл бұрын
No it's not a coincidence, when install apps we already give permissions, recording sounds, access to files..etc so it's constantly tracking our activities and reccomend accordingly.
@samuelcarter9077
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheOneWhoDings 😧😧😧😧😧
@LalaMore1234
12 жыл бұрын
All words have historical connotations that give them particular meanings. This particular eytmological history is a sensitive one. Why is that so hard?
@billjackson9793
5 жыл бұрын
Hey does anybody remember Chris Rock saying something about how everybody wish they had just $40 more in their paycheck to make ends meet? I looked everywhere I can think of to find that comment. I'm sure he said it. But I can't anything on it. Your help finding it would be greatly appreciated.
@makug
12 жыл бұрын
signed, HIPPIE MAN (Leo from that 70's show)
@youtubbin16
12 жыл бұрын
@dantefede That is a very logical thing for him to say, because i never looked at an atm machine that way lol.
@izyourrefrigrunning
13 жыл бұрын
THEY SPINNA NIGGA THEY SPINNA NIGGA THEY SPINNA NIGGA THEY SPINNA NIGGA THEY SPINNA NIGGA THEY SPINNA NIGGA THEY SPINNA NIGGA THEY SPINNA NIGGA THEY SPINNA NIGGA
@Mcseeker86
12 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock is a genius. I'd vote for him before I voted for Obama... haha
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