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#Dankness Her: 6 feet 3 or bigger only. He must never run out of energy, keep things healthy and never stop providing for me. Me: Damn girl, you into refrigerators?
@pikatheminecrafter
2 жыл бұрын
6:11 She hasn't fit in a couch since she was thirteen.
@anujgupta5
2 жыл бұрын
She hasnt fit *it* in a couch since she was thirteen
@otakuboyv.2836
2 жыл бұрын
I played this game called Doki Doki Literature Club and now im traumatize.
@Eren7333_
2 жыл бұрын
Yea its happens
@desertfalcon1539
2 жыл бұрын
@@sayakamaizono8216 literature club
@ShirooKaijuu
2 жыл бұрын
Hi traumatised, I'm dad!
@fake_dice_fr
2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club new guy
@MemePog
2 жыл бұрын
Hey there! I also post meme videos daily, so you can check them if you want even more memes. Thank you! 😉
@thecommentingstug
2 жыл бұрын
3:22 Plot twist: He was watching F1 and his favorite team announced it was their last season
@Tazs_reviews
2 жыл бұрын
Me when Honda announced they’re leaving
@jangelelcangry
2 жыл бұрын
@@Tazs_reviews Or Kimi retiring.
@noinfo1018
2 жыл бұрын
@jangelelcangry or vettel retiring :(
@genuisdragon4145
2 жыл бұрын
9:46 I’m pretty sure that’s Tadano from Komi can’t Communicate. Tadano is a dude.
@adarshshankar2354
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness programmers at the start of the day: Alright, I have 5 bugs to fix today 1 hour later: 1 down, 10 to go.
@TEGEKiTE
2 жыл бұрын
Video: "You've been visite-.." Me, an introvert: *skips 20 seconds*
@baileydombroskie3046
2 жыл бұрын
2:53 As a Canadian this 1 hits home way too hard. But honestly tho, who tf is sick enuf in the head to not like maple syrup? Maple trees bleed such tasty juices, why wud any1 not like it?
@DanielTheAwesome86
2 жыл бұрын
As an American I also agree, maple syrup is awesome!! Thank you Canada, thank you for this wonderful gift.
@baileydombroskie3046
2 жыл бұрын
@@DanielTheAwesome86 😁👍 ya and when’s spring cuz today was effin cold and was not nice to be workin in. I’m glad I got lots of coats to wear cuz damn. -36C is freezing man. Altho i cud look at it as “well, it cud have been -45C today so it’s not THAT bad, right?” Even tho I work in a building that has no heating or cooling aside from the lunch room and tally shack (a small room for the person who does the paperwork and works at the back to work in a quieter place with less harmful temperatures) at least i get to be physically active as part of my job and I get quite good pay. Honestly even tho it gets hot af in summer and cold af in winter in there I still prefer working there than ever working at a office job. I’m kinda glad I cud never make up my mind about going to college or university and just stayed home instead. Anyways when tf is spring comin cuz this cold is fucking cold and maple syrup is in need of drinking.
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
So you like making trees bleed, eh? You sadist!
@baileydombroskie3046
2 жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 well technically speaking maple syrup is a maple trees equivalent to animal blood. Wording my comment the way I did is just apart of my sence of humar.
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
@@baileydombroskie3046 Sense of humor? No, I have no sense to begin with! :)
@michaeljohnson1117
2 жыл бұрын
4:25 if you have seven kids that you just bring a couple of the older ones or their father with you grocery shopping and have them check out separately. Or just check out, go put all your groceries in the car and then come in again and buy all the stuff you need more of.
@weebjeez
2 жыл бұрын
Stupid people complaining stupidly. Either because it didn't actually happen (and they're just looking for attention) or their poor situation is a result of their very real stupidity (and they should probably be on assisted living)
@gauravkumargupta9622
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness My brother : What would you call a small mom? (*Him thinking that he will answer MINIMUM when I'll say I don't know.) Me : My wife. My brother : Now I don't even want to answer this question.
@pmbeavis4467
2 жыл бұрын
The one with Fat Boy had me rolling...🤣
@thedevilsworkshop7720
2 жыл бұрын
When I was 15 I got a black light for my birthday from an uncle. He also told us jizz glows under black light . That was the day we figured out why my brothers room smelled funny . 🤣 He had been wackn off and jizzing on his carpet and rubbing it in with his feet . He was 3 years older than me . That floor was glowing like Chernobyl. 🤣🤣🤣
@spencereve
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Game Developers: Makes $47,000 and $88,000 per year Discord Kittens: You're only showing 1% of my power.
@JohnDoe-pd2lh
2 жыл бұрын
"Rice cooker" lmfao!!!
@Zombiespider95
2 жыл бұрын
"nobody likes maple syrup" Me knowing Canadians are made of maple syrup and that's all they drink
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
I thought they were made of Labatt's Beer and Tim Horton's donuts. (Sorry, I'm 'Murican, so I had to pick things I could remember about Canada).
@mate_on_f7916
2 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, can confirm
@painkillerjones6232
2 жыл бұрын
6:10 -- Yea, these days that's about right... Too bad...
@drydogg
2 жыл бұрын
My friend lost his virginity to a loveseat. The couch was in the next room, studying.
@homeric29
2 жыл бұрын
Manny Pacquiao announcing his retirement: "Welcome to my unboxing video."
@masterassassinaltairibn-la4698
5 ай бұрын
Naw that god damn thumbnail is diabolical 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@peepiscool234
2 жыл бұрын
The doogo can steal my watermelon he looks happy with it
@cherrycolareal
Жыл бұрын
1:11 plot twist: it's the super bowl
@dismo021
2 жыл бұрын
Me: *watches tonga volcanoe blow* Also me: i bet they are drowning in debt.
@Jeffreyover-9000
2 жыл бұрын
Get back to the sea, sharkie
@chris_5117
2 жыл бұрын
#DANKNESS "My name is Buzz Aldrin, 2nd man to step foot on the moon. Neil before me."
@thatsclassified6701
2 жыл бұрын
Not there yet, still too ugly. Man, that's right in the feels.
@jahsehdenzelonfroy1066
2 жыл бұрын
8:00 🤐👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@yeduxini7y
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness When the Fortnite kid says Naruto and Spider-Man is from Fortnite: Your free trial of life has expired
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Her: Touch my abs! Him: Oh no! Not that trick again!
@Toga17701
2 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail killed me😂
@animelytical8354
2 жыл бұрын
Kid learns Naruto running from Fortnite. Me: "Almighty...PUSH!"
@colinbrown3170
2 жыл бұрын
We have censored everything because privacy is your right.-Tumblr
@tesstickles4621
2 жыл бұрын
The Golden Gate Bridge is not the most used suicide site in the world Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge is
@contentconsumer963
2 жыл бұрын
This thumbnail! Lol I can’t stop laughing!
@Byvowana
2 жыл бұрын
1:36 assumed small family as in like a family of 3 or single parent with a kid, it might actually work with something like chicken or fishes with eggs 1:56 So it's like a human champagne
@jahsehdenzelonfroy1066
2 жыл бұрын
13:21 that one made me burst into laughter and I was trying to stay serious
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
Surely you can't be serious??!
@andrewmize823
2 жыл бұрын
It should read "A single sperm comprises about 800mb of data." For the love of god, will someone PLEASE learn how to use that word?!?
@Savajj_nahold
2 жыл бұрын
Wait, that dude in the thumbnail did that too? Damn i felt alone in this world
@erickcredidiooliveira201
2 жыл бұрын
That doggi can still my watermelon at any time😘 I had a labrador who really liked watermelon so yeah didn't mind at ALL.
@crittersoncrack3215
2 жыл бұрын
11:35 meatball
@sha_0_rkie337
2 жыл бұрын
Let me be on land!
@khione6266
2 жыл бұрын
Me:having a peace full time My head abouth to make the most I'll screeching sound evr possible to make #dankness
@guyontheinternet8891
2 жыл бұрын
Tinnitus?
@CorruptGlitchexe
2 жыл бұрын
another one! :D
@AVC823
2 жыл бұрын
Bites the dust?
@kahlilpawlicki9841
2 жыл бұрын
Amazing as usual
@haywoodchablomi8037
2 жыл бұрын
"Rice Cooker" They said wrong answers only...
@gougou737
2 жыл бұрын
A heater
@surendranathanc1659
2 жыл бұрын
Legends actually put #dankness in the youtube comments.
@yoankamenov4455
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness When your child comes back from school full of holes and then get into debt because of the surgery: This is America! (European POV)
@guyontheinternet8891
2 жыл бұрын
Accurate.
@DWPersianExcursion
2 жыл бұрын
Rat-a-towel
@randomizeddg3170
2 жыл бұрын
I'm going to a bad place but 8:20 I don't think his answer is as wrong as he thought.
@Eroz-A-Plenty
2 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Her: Hey. Me: *points to hat I’m wearing* My Hat: ARE U OKAY?
@herbalyzoltan409
2 жыл бұрын
8:13 the memes...
@helenab2520
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Society when they hear that she was 18: :) In dog years: @-@
@astolfo5328
2 жыл бұрын
for a second i thought the thumbnail girl had a crack from her waist down.... then i realized that... those where also legs... anyway i ate a sandwich
@jakeboy7251
2 жыл бұрын
I hate watermelon dog I give you it ANYTIME
@matrixphijr
2 жыл бұрын
Cursed Comments? Cursed Thumbnails. Whytf did I click on this?
@peza1016
2 жыл бұрын
7:40 everyone calls it Naruto running but it was from sonic first lmao. Get your facts right.
@sonicchannel_official
2 жыл бұрын
Woah this is new
@riedabowie5608
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness question why is my ass splitting into to. am i splitting apart? or is it my couch from 2 worlds?
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