Reasons I would be a bad boyfriend: - I'm a narcissist - I'm a narcissist - I'm a narcissist - I'm a narcissist
@Knockedy
2 жыл бұрын
its not about you. ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER
@ninetailedfox579121
2 жыл бұрын
@@Knockedy *I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING.*
@alchemist0019
2 жыл бұрын
If you were a narcissist then why are you saying that you are bad at something
@ninetailedfox579121
2 жыл бұрын
@@alchemist0019 My motives are beyond your understanding.
@katiequeen7225
2 жыл бұрын
@@ninetailedfox579121 *PROVOKING, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION*
@BottlesOfSoap
2 жыл бұрын
This dude is terrifying. Gives off big "I'm not like other guys" energy
@FreneticPotato
2 жыл бұрын
If by "not like other guys", you mean serial killer, then yeah. I'm terrified of him.
@akaTandy
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly i wouldnt be surprised if he had a couple of dead bodies inside his walls
@lucvkl
2 жыл бұрын
@@FreneticPotato Both "im not like other guys" and fucking psychopath lmao
@wahlflower3517
2 жыл бұрын
Just like Ted Bundy
@AI-wn1wo
2 жыл бұрын
Hes right hes not like other guys (in a bad way)
@giogio4222
Жыл бұрын
Reasons I'd be a bad boyfriend: - I'd hug you and kiss you too much - I'd be over protective and care about you too much - Every second you would not be running, I'd be getting closer - Even as we speak, I am slowly approaching you - You do not know how much time you have or where I'll appear from, all you know is that you must run
@Kittiesftw
Жыл бұрын
you made me laugh so much lol.
@lowfive7983
Жыл бұрын
lmfao
@goldenlynelslayer4096
Жыл бұрын
Rules horror vibes
@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
Жыл бұрын
Bruh ;-; i like how the third one acts as a bridge into your 4th and 5th reasons
@Kas3-
Жыл бұрын
You’re awesome dude!!
@NooncmRadioFluxsfu
Жыл бұрын
Reasons I'm a bad boyfriend: - I always will be there for you - I won't stop following you - I always will hear you out - I'm watching you
@a_randomuser4
Жыл бұрын
this sounds like Edward
@walter9240
Жыл бұрын
I am living inside your walls
@NooncmRadioFluxsfu
Жыл бұрын
@@walter9240 I'm inside your room
@fart63
Жыл бұрын
-look out your window
@user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man
Жыл бұрын
Santa?
@mconcepcion752
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, he wasn't lying when he said he would make a bad boyfriend lmao.
@ArMentorLazada
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/xoOFvXhnmnVldKg
@Inspiration_Inspires
2 жыл бұрын
Probably controlling then anything. He threw so many red flags it’s ridiculous
@firstlegend5105
2 жыл бұрын
It's interesting how he says that unironically as well, like literally
@rigelb9025
2 жыл бұрын
Well at least he's being honest.
@thejuicecupman5243
2 жыл бұрын
Wym by bad boyfriend? How is this guy single?
@sebrr
2 жыл бұрын
i love how that filter makes it look like he's surrounded by police cars
@wsrtwetr
2 жыл бұрын
Which he probably should.
@dontbother.9293
2 жыл бұрын
They’re looking for him..
@dmichael7144
2 жыл бұрын
His love is criminal.
@liamholmberg385
2 жыл бұрын
this shit made me laugh my ass off lmao
@moonlight-qr6px
2 жыл бұрын
he needs to be
@solardropper
Жыл бұрын
"I won't even tell you how bad my day was" Suppressed anger has entered the chat
@YoMamaIsSweet
Жыл бұрын
😂
@nutriit
Жыл бұрын
"You'll know how bad my day was by how brutally i abuse you 😘"
@greglee2609
Жыл бұрын
Reason I am a bad boyfriend: - I a girl.
@RadSense
Жыл бұрын
Femboys be like
@PrinceOfChange
Жыл бұрын
Hey wait a minute-
@baki577
Жыл бұрын
nooo 😢
@arceus8992
Жыл бұрын
Lesbians wouldnt complain
@slimewizard7350
Жыл бұрын
You can be a boy. Believe in yourself bro.
@kirikakirikakirika
2 жыл бұрын
Dear young girls: If a guy tells you he'd be a bad boyfriend, believe him.
@alexkhaid
2 жыл бұрын
Same the other way
@alexkhaid
2 жыл бұрын
And people that say “I’m ugly 😭😭😭😭”
@clive-elios
2 жыл бұрын
and young boys ^^
@Luke-kx5mf
2 жыл бұрын
Wise words
@Cinnuhminn
2 жыл бұрын
i cAn cHanGE hIM
@3vermore938
2 жыл бұрын
Finally, I found the boy version of "I'm not like other girls."
@bigboygotbeans3776
2 жыл бұрын
he seems like a "wheres my hug at" type dude
@Jdock64
2 жыл бұрын
The Nice Guy
@___chebz___
2 жыл бұрын
Seems like you've never heard of nice guy
@ullseye1720
2 жыл бұрын
He’s the type of guy to say “Ma lady” before giving a girl boquet of flowers
@heiressofmusic
2 жыл бұрын
The pick me boy
@amatsua1271
Жыл бұрын
Reasons I'd be a bad boyfriend: - 27 unsolved missing persons cases
@DrFumiya
6 күн бұрын
“39 buried. 0 found”
@patrickbateman9534
Жыл бұрын
Reasons i am a bad boyfriend: - im never gonna give you up - never gonna let you down - never gonna run around and hurt you
@AtomicWizard527
Жыл бұрын
good boyfriend*
@azafu8942
Жыл бұрын
DESERT
@Colin12475
Жыл бұрын
Gah! Even in the you tube comments section a guy can get Rickrolled.
@blitheringrando1410
Жыл бұрын
@@Colin12475 and by Patrick Bateman of all people!
@DarkLordDovahkiin
9 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@lil_nightmare_yt
2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not even dating him and I already want to break up." Ditto.
@EightySix86.
2 жыл бұрын
Ditto.
@user-xc7uo6md3n
2 жыл бұрын
Just a regular ass dude with his shirt off 😂
@junkalicious_
2 жыл бұрын
u mean the god damn pokemon
@user-xc7uo6md3n
2 жыл бұрын
@@junkalicious_ I'm not sure which came first the phrase or the Pokemon.
@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn
2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of this dude who has a crush on me. I don't like him, but he always tries to talk to me and it's so annoying
@nyaaannn3981
2 жыл бұрын
The way Charlie bit his lip AND licked his lips while having completely empty eyes is both impressive and terrifying.
@glacialblast2588
2 жыл бұрын
@Mike I wish I could say a slur but KZitem won't let me
@prostata_example530
2 жыл бұрын
@UCMlt6g15FRBHgcH0bxs7ehA but you don't have any video
@higoodbye7545
2 жыл бұрын
4:07 "you naughty harpie" has the same energy lmao
@capnkate4505
2 жыл бұрын
It’s made me slightly uncomfortable ngl
@northamerica5142
2 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@ashleyclay118
Жыл бұрын
I had a boyfriend like this one time and he was the most controlling obsessive person I’ve ever met. I was actually scared of him at some point. They make it sound cute but on the inside of the relationship, it’s horrible
@Iluvpie6
Жыл бұрын
They don’t even make it sound cute. Hearing this shit makes me want to run for the hills.
@Kittiesftw
Жыл бұрын
there was a time naive ol me thought how amazing it would be to have a girlfriend who's obsessed with me(mostly cuz I'm scared of getting cheated on) but later i found out how toxic it actually is. they're manipulative and controlling and just suffocating to be with them.
@wewden6887
Жыл бұрын
"You were dating a child you sick fuck" made me snort and then laugh for a second. Charlie's free style is so entertaining a juicy joke that would tickle my laughing bone slaps even stronger. Power to the guy. I bet he was being sarcastic, but I liked that bit.
@codigitty9195
2 жыл бұрын
This dude be like "I'd make a bad boyfriend because I'm only attracted to myself".
@yinyang1701
2 жыл бұрын
Or I'd make a bad boyfriend because I am attracted to the way I attract women when I need to attract women. Like fr, anybody can make claims of having the best relationship one could imagine until you end up in one.
@yinyang1701
2 жыл бұрын
Now that I think about it, people generally post depression posts in order to get sympathy, and do not appreciate what they have at hand. And promoting negativity through internet is a problematic conundrum.
@Nepisalright
2 жыл бұрын
“reasons i would be an amazing boyfriend…. for myself.” *proceeds to turn towards mirror and starts to make passionate love to it*
@Guirko
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao i actually feel bad for people who are attracted to themselves for being equated to this guy.
@rosymo0nn
2 жыл бұрын
You stan loona?
@Fungilair
Жыл бұрын
When Charlie whispers mean things into the mic it makes me tremble
@JasperXIII
Жыл бұрын
“If your man just wants to play Fortnite, you tell him night-night... and then you go turn yourself into the police because you’re dating a child... you sick fuck.” I fucking died.
@starbit5065
2 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how he’s both simultaneously extremely self-aware, and has no self-awareness at all
@eeriekekashi419
2 жыл бұрын
This shit made me laugh ngl
@Hermitant10
2 жыл бұрын
@@eeriekekashi419 yo what’s that little boat on your profile pic? Looks fucking sick 🔥
@mqn69
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.infoUgkxfrxVdzmHmo5l3cT629egORpkwSWDjuuo
@zecgallo2358
2 жыл бұрын
Schrödinger's self-awareness
@kirbydied2875
2 жыл бұрын
How is he self aware
@higuys3010
2 жыл бұрын
“I’m not even dating you and I’m ready to break up” 😂😂
@saucysoups9318
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/saBr1o6uemWQp34
@JamesThePokemonHunter
2 жыл бұрын
Charlie sus confirmed
@walterwhite210
2 жыл бұрын
6 bots above me.
@omarelghoul9256
9 ай бұрын
Reasons I'd be a bad boy friend : -I'm a bad friend -I'm a bad person
@projectornews
Жыл бұрын
I fucking love how stretched Charlie makes the videos
@williamalessi9100
2 жыл бұрын
Looking at Charlie's acting, he would be a good psycho boyfriend
@bigolboomerbelly4348
2 жыл бұрын
That ain't acting! You don't look at other men when you're watching Charlie vids!
@snotte.a8670
2 жыл бұрын
That’s what I’ve been sayinggggggg
@hannahdill9012
2 жыл бұрын
I’d simp. 🤣
@nicoyazawa2488
2 жыл бұрын
Can we get a time stamp
@moneyymadness9139
2 жыл бұрын
@@nicoyazawa2488 facts
@patjacksonpodium
2 жыл бұрын
This guy would 100% get legitimately pissed if a girl didn't go down on him after he bought her a Slurpee.
@OrangeDPeel
2 жыл бұрын
Nah not even a slurpee, he'd get mad if you didn't go down on him after he says hey
@Theviewerdude
2 жыл бұрын
Wym, slurpee for a slurpee is a legitimate trade
@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse
2 жыл бұрын
And you know the sad part? He gets away with who he is purely because of what he looks like. He gets A lot of women. he just can't keep any. He's like the equilvanet of Taylor Swift, a horrible human being, pretending to be normal. News flash, if you haven't had a serious relationship by the time you're 30, something is wrong with you. edit: if you haven't managed a serious relationship by the time you're 30 you likely have some sort of personality disorder. I wasn't making a judgment or criticism, if that's who you are, that's who you are, but if you are looking to not die alone than you have to realize that there are things about you that make that more difficult and you have to sacrafice those personality traits in some way or there's a good chance you'll be alone forever. If you don't want that to be you, do something before its too late, if you don't care if that's you, than this doesn't apply to you.
@belland_dog8235
2 жыл бұрын
@@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse Wow, it's amazing how people can make solid points and just ruin them at the end.
@patjacksonpodium
2 жыл бұрын
@@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse Plenty of perfectly normal people stay single for a long time for various reasons. I didn't have a serious relationship till I was 35. Wasn't for lack of trying, I just hadn't found the right person yet. There wasn't anything "wrong with me" because of it.
@somethingdark66
Жыл бұрын
1:30 the way he zooms into his face is so cringe 😬
@Edith_Puthie96
2 жыл бұрын
Reasons I'd Be A Bad Boyfriend: ‐I'm in your walls -I'm in your walls -I'm in your walls -I'm in your walls -I'm in your walls
@matthewsebire2755
2 жыл бұрын
"I wouldn't talk to anyone, except if its my mom." Sigmund Freud just keeps winning ig
@hbfcutiepie48961
2 жыл бұрын
the human race needs to stop proving him right
@redditman3701
2 жыл бұрын
@@hbfcutiepie48961 as if he was right in the first place…
@sineowl443
2 жыл бұрын
what does Freud have to do with this?
@xa-12musk28
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it haven’t yet studied psychology
@ibbann
2 жыл бұрын
Excuse me, i dont speak english that much, but ive wondered since a long time ago, whats the ig at the end of your sentence stand for?
@doofward
2 жыл бұрын
he looks like the type of guy to unironically call himself an alpha male
@fuzzynuttz5092
2 жыл бұрын
Why do they all look the same?
@Kotzkomet
2 жыл бұрын
Yogurt male better 😤
@sebisonic
2 жыл бұрын
I'm a plimbo male
@doof2890
2 жыл бұрын
you stole my name
@blest5132
2 жыл бұрын
@@doof2890 this guy☝stole your name
@Sunny-io8tp
2 жыл бұрын
I had a friend who was exactly like this, told basically the same “reasons” no guy would date her, saying she was too clingy, loving and caring. In the end it turned out she was also very toxic and that she would get heavily codependent on a guy to fix her mental health issues. So I’m very iffy to believe these “I’m too good to be true” types of people, there’s always something hidden Also, if someone says they would make a bad partner, believe them no matter what they say is the reason
@ilovemeatloaf4202
Жыл бұрын
“Unless it’s my mom” pushed me over the edge 😭 it’s always mamas boys that are like this
@SlyFunkyMonkey
2 жыл бұрын
"if your man just wants to play fortnite, tell him 'night night' and then you turn yourself into the police, because you were dating a child." quite a few people just got incinerated by charlie.
@SlyFunkyMonkey
2 жыл бұрын
The kind who only play fortnite
@Goofiest.Goober
2 жыл бұрын
@@SlyFunkyMonkey what if I play an arsenal of games, including fortnite
@oj818
2 жыл бұрын
@@Goofiest.Goober Still
@oj818
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah man , play something like cod or pubg. Idk man.
@Goofiest.Goober
2 жыл бұрын
@@oj818 i play cod, battlefield, gears, halo, and fortnite.
@Shadow-876
2 жыл бұрын
Id be a bad boyfriend because I'm actually the consumer of worlds, Malgorath. I spend all my time eating large rocks, dirt and sand
@dothmotherknowyouwearth
2 жыл бұрын
I dunno, seems like great boyfriend material to me. At least, much better than this guy.
@bengarrett7077
2 жыл бұрын
dreamy
@TheCottonPopppers
2 жыл бұрын
sign me up
@jordancven2540
2 жыл бұрын
gotta get iron and other minerals for max gains
@googli300
2 жыл бұрын
sorry, i misread rocks for cocks. Take a like as an apology
@dgomez6778
Жыл бұрын
" reasons i would be a bad boyfriend - i'm a narcissist - i'm a narcissist - i'm a narcissist - i'm a narcssist "
@jessicabrittany1682
Жыл бұрын
This montage of him explaining how he'd be a bad boyfriend will literally be playing in my hell loop.
@amosspencer4361
2 жыл бұрын
I can't focus I'm laughing way to hard at Charlie's thirst trap impression.
@whosaprettykitty5076
2 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t looking at the screen when he did it and it got silent, so I tapped 10 seconds back and just saw him biting his lip. Had me dying
@ihavetowait90daystochangem67
2 жыл бұрын
He didn’t stole my girlfriend from me, he stole me from my Girlfriend
@stare4539
2 жыл бұрын
!!!
@therock4031
2 жыл бұрын
Legit under a minute and 3 bots are already here
@fuzzynuttz5092
2 жыл бұрын
Sigma male grindset
@blondezeke6640
2 жыл бұрын
Facts I no longer need my girlfriend with this stud walking around
@illffa376
2 жыл бұрын
I hope u get ur name changed soon
@Kusaguma_
Жыл бұрын
The “hmphs” and “sighs” bro. I have no idea how i made it through the entire video with my sanity intact.
@androandroandro
2 жыл бұрын
Off topic with the video, Charlie is by far the funniest and indirect guy i've seen on youtube. This guy can keep a straight face saying the funniest sh*t ever while my stomach is hurting and i'm rolling on the floor. Wholesome man fr 💯
@thevileruler
2 жыл бұрын
charlie’s impressions was terrifyingly accurate.
@SpeedyDrip
2 жыл бұрын
were
@confetea4955
2 жыл бұрын
Were
@priqq1
2 жыл бұрын
*wherp
@usagiicakes7219
2 жыл бұрын
Whorp
@DanYami
2 жыл бұрын
were
@ultraluxeest1991
2 жыл бұрын
He should have just said, I'm an obsessive controlling clingy creep.
@junaurrrr
2 жыл бұрын
Seriously lol
@bobrianfo104
2 жыл бұрын
He's making some very valid points about why he would be a terrible boyfriend, his videos are both cringe and informative
@ancapeancape9829
2 жыл бұрын
wannabe
@paulyshore1942
2 жыл бұрын
This
@ultraluxeest1991
2 жыл бұрын
@@ancapeancape9829 What?
@beboysub
9 ай бұрын
0:20 Charlie's facial expressions are unparalleled 💀
@pauljoseph3081
Жыл бұрын
I bet he won't even allow you to talk to yourself.
@AppleJackss.
2 жыл бұрын
Reasons im a bad girlfriend -Id love you too much. -Id make you my entire world -Im a guy
@_.alen._6953
2 жыл бұрын
Where's the problem 🤨
@AppleJackss.
2 жыл бұрын
@@_.alen._6953 its because id love you too much, nothing else
@pinu3425
2 жыл бұрын
that got me
@liamharvey6957
2 жыл бұрын
Even better
@Otakutalks2
2 жыл бұрын
true tho
@xaoiken76
2 жыл бұрын
My soul disintegrated when Charlie showed his divine thirst.
@lustic1144
2 жыл бұрын
@Mike no
@mateuszciupa8141
2 жыл бұрын
@Mike no
@itspersonal739
2 жыл бұрын
@Mike no
@hiiexist9242
2 жыл бұрын
@Mike no
@Mohit-bk4nu
2 жыл бұрын
@Mike no
@SolareofAstora
7 ай бұрын
Dude that kiss face/ tounge stick out thing charlie did in the beginning was so funny
@pringlesboi23
Жыл бұрын
He took pages off the deep in head movements
@dkznikolaj7013
2 жыл бұрын
"Bro, I'm not even dating you and I'm already ready to break up." The delivery of this line really shows the experience of the star of the hunger games franchise... Damn it was powerful.
@bilethumper1912
2 жыл бұрын
Has to be at least one hunger games joke per video drop
@Caraviaggio
2 жыл бұрын
Reasons I am a bad boyfriend: - I always want hugs and kisses - I would love you so much - Crimes against humanity in Bosnia in the 90s - I would give you gifts all the time
@michajankiewicz415
2 жыл бұрын
Hol up
@bolshevikapologist9957
2 жыл бұрын
Where's the bad reason tho
@bananagod5530
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly aside from hug kisses love and gift. The bosnia one is pretty nice. Have confidence.
@NightwolfSteve
2 жыл бұрын
Bosnia is the reason you would be the best boyfriend
@dontbother.9293
2 жыл бұрын
Wait something doesn’t feel right
@YaBoiDoi
Жыл бұрын
I love how everybody replayed the begging to the utter max
@ivyhallquist3159
2 жыл бұрын
This guy is the human embodiment of the honeymoon stage of the cycle of abuse.
@machow
2 жыл бұрын
I just realized how much his head moves doing these TikToks. He looks insane.
@sticklyboi
2 жыл бұрын
ive noticed a lot of tiktok users doing that or something similar like they dont quite know how to present themselves in front of a camera, its like a nervous tic
@Arcad1010
2 жыл бұрын
umm that’s not really a good indicator of a person being insane. if you took time looking at other people some have the habit ofmoving their body parts when they talk. if you want to call someone insane then just check their eyes first.
@ImSoCold....
2 жыл бұрын
@@Arcad1010 .
@sticklyboi
2 жыл бұрын
@@Arcad1010 im looking at his eyes and he still looks fucking insane
@Pactastic042
2 жыл бұрын
@@Arcad1010 what are you even going for here lol
@saltwater7366
2 жыл бұрын
Reasons why I would be a bad spouse: 1. I have committed tax evasion 2. I'm unfunny
@kyleeanderson2607
2 жыл бұрын
3.You are the ocean
@jackoneil1000
2 жыл бұрын
number 1 is a plus, so you would be perfectly neutral
@acruelangelsthesis
2 жыл бұрын
Youre just like me
@helpme4863
2 жыл бұрын
How good are you at committing tax evasion
@Noobletines
2 жыл бұрын
@@helpme4863 Making the best questions
@TonyTroiano08
10 ай бұрын
25 seconds in and already had the gold quote and hilarious emote 🤣 I never realized how much I was into instant gratification lol Charlie's reach when it comes to exposing uncomfortabke truths knows no boundaries! 🤯
@chelsymcclinton8799
2 жыл бұрын
5:32 too nice😂
@silentyandere9704
2 жыл бұрын
pretty sure not even his imaginary friends would be with him anymore
@themememixers8965
2 жыл бұрын
@ all of cr1tikals comments are filled with bots and it’s sad
@RamiSoe
2 жыл бұрын
@@themememixers8965 yeah :(
@YourLocalAverageSquidMan
2 жыл бұрын
Nope
@ClenchingHalo45
2 жыл бұрын
@@themememixers8965 it sucks but just report and ignore them
@silentyandere9704
2 жыл бұрын
@ it's not surprising any big channel has bots nowadays
@kryptico2240
2 жыл бұрын
I’d be a bad boyfriend because I don’t enjoy talking to people, but it’s cool because I still have my club penguin girlfriend.
@_Sheepy
2 жыл бұрын
You're not gonna have a gf anymore then :/ U gonna have a wife
@beautyandtheoffbeats
2 жыл бұрын
Same boat thank god I still imaginary boyfriend. He’s my pfp, he doesn’t responds to my dm’s on Instagram or anything nor told me he was coming pass my hometown but that’s okay he’s busy.
@pepsiibela9365
2 жыл бұрын
@@beautyandtheoffbeats ruby from suicideboys? lmao
@maddi3787
2 жыл бұрын
This comment brought back too many memories.
@ArMentorLazada
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/xoOFvXhnmnVldKg
@antoncooper2817
Жыл бұрын
It's like, tell me you're desperate without telling me
@rellek4053
Жыл бұрын
I knew a girl who dated a guy like this. No one saw her or heard of her for YEARS until they broke up. That’s the worst thing. There are women that are nuts enough to put up with that, at least for awhile.
@Myth_or_Mystery76
2 жыл бұрын
I'd be such a bad boyfriend, because once we made love, you wouldn't be able to walk. Then, you'd have to go through physical rehabilitation, with a lengthy recovery, which would involve multiple surgeries. Then, your boss would probably fire you because a prerequisite of employment would, most likely, be the ability to walk. After that, your family would question you on how the injury occurred in the first place, so just don't bother. Seriously just go far far away. I'm also been classified as a biohazard by the EPA, so more than likely, even getting near me would mean that you need to be decontaminated. Also, I have a dark, but relatable past, that would just drive a wedge even further between us, and your family. Just save yourself. Please. Is that about right?
@papadopulosarlequin5090
2 жыл бұрын
No That's perfect
@Inspiration_Inspires
2 жыл бұрын
Love this comment
@Skids113
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that sounds right, I think.
@Ohmagat69420
2 жыл бұрын
Pretty accurate
@mistawithhair9203
2 жыл бұрын
I shouldnt have read this while drinking coffee i spilled it all over myself
@neonkuriboh2830
2 жыл бұрын
"Reasons why I'm a bad boyfriend: I have extreme trust issues, and if you ever hang out with other guys without me, I'll assume that you're cheating on me."
@CyberWarezz05
2 жыл бұрын
He legit looks like a guy that would make a scene when he sees his GF hanging with another guy, even after she explains that the other guy is her cousin
@istolethispfpsorry485
2 жыл бұрын
@@CyberWarezz05 Well, I would understand where he'd be coming from if they're in Alabama.
@TheWaitingRoomTWR
2 жыл бұрын
@@istolethispfpsorry485 nothing wrong w a little ol fashioned incest
@Dog-wp5oj
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheWaitingRoomTWR *nothing wrong*
@aj3706
2 жыл бұрын
and also: ''I will post your pics to the internet and everyone will see how beautiful you are, no need for consent ofc. Also, you're not allowed to talk to anyone, other than me. So stay in the house and wait for me to spoil you''
@pkpong
Жыл бұрын
Bro is more clingy and obsessive than I was when I was 15
@rileycall1888
Жыл бұрын
so many things could be taken out of context in this video .
@deankilminster5430
2 жыл бұрын
Charlie makes me laugh so hard. "At least he's not addicted to Ketamine".
@Semiotichazey
2 жыл бұрын
ketamine is hard to be addicted to but it's worth the effort
@usernotSID
2 жыл бұрын
But was addicted to "Mr Krabs addiction to ketamine" loved that speedrun series
@barbararab6390
2 жыл бұрын
The fortnite one killed me
@currenlydying
2 жыл бұрын
@@Semiotichazey until your bladder starts dying
@incognitojon902
2 жыл бұрын
@@Semiotichazey I’m thinking about doing ketamine. Can this drug potentially put me in a coma for weeks at a time?
@JustSumGeek
2 жыл бұрын
This dude is like "I am a control freak, because I am insecure. I am a stalker, because a girlfriend left me once. I am an incel, completely ignoring the fact I am one. I will spy on you whenever you do anything, like James Bond only totally lame"
@deedeemegadoodoo3133
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds oddly specific
@Muhluri
2 жыл бұрын
He also has nothing else to do with his life
@michaelbucher9397
2 жыл бұрын
@Safwaan that’s what insecure is lol
@MsLucho1998
2 жыл бұрын
Lames Bond
@kenirainseeker539
2 жыл бұрын
@Safwaan "You're not talking to anyone else" is the biggest red flag. Controlling who your partner talks to is just straight up abusive. They don't want you to talk to other people because they don't trust you, and they know someone else might tell you they're abusing you.
@chickenking67
Жыл бұрын
I can smell the desperation through the screen
@kobeneilson6717
9 ай бұрын
I like how he had an: Intro paragraph Point 1 Point 2 Point 3 Conclusion
@nateweeks4094
2 жыл бұрын
Reasons I would be a bad boyfriend - I´ll always want hugs and kisses - I would spoil you - I would always pay for food when we go out to eat - 17 murder charges - My love would simply be too powerful
@RifleRaptorYT
Жыл бұрын
reasons im a bad girlfriend -im a male -im a straight male -i like girls -i am not onto men -i dont wanna have a boyfriend
@thepakistanipotato
Жыл бұрын
Reasons I would be a bad boyfriend -always want hugs and kisses -always affectionate -several charges of genocide in multiple African countries -Professional Arsonist -Chief designer of Auchwitz -responsible for 9/11 -Caliph of the Islamic State 🥹❤
@zackzittel7683
Жыл бұрын
Maybe they deserved it 🤷🏼♀️
@notsure1969
9 ай бұрын
Wait. What was the thing you said before "my love would simply be too powerful"?
@DarkSlayer_1094
7 ай бұрын
Joe Goldberg looking head ahh
@gumduck2504
2 жыл бұрын
I would be bad boyfriend because: -I care too much -I would give you a lot of love -I am mentally unstable -There is ongoing case on me in 14 states and 5 countries -I am outside your house -I would write you every morning and I couldn't get rid of you!! Love you!!!
@moonlightbae7290
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@dabirxse6663
2 жыл бұрын
Had me in the first half ngl
@amysteriouspersonintophat1458
2 жыл бұрын
Why are you outside? Come on in, make yourself comfortable! I won't lock you up in my basement this time, I swear ;)
@HabitualThinker
2 жыл бұрын
@@amysteriouspersonintophat1458 this… time??
@imafernandez5005
2 жыл бұрын
-I'm inside your walls
@trippypirate13
4 ай бұрын
3:33 gave me mad nostalgia ngl, the song in the background by the way
@Chubbachub628
Жыл бұрын
2:54 Charlie no, I’m actually dying laughing 💀💀💀
@dakkiller9983
2 жыл бұрын
he thinks he's being cute but he's genuinely listing off reason you really shouldn't date him, we should thank him for letting us know
@Sube-Tube
2 жыл бұрын
That, and he's extremely repetitive and annoying, severely immature, and seems like a hamster microwaver
@dakkiller9983
2 жыл бұрын
@@jesica9829 shut up
@dakkiller9983
2 жыл бұрын
@@hanare7540 yup that was 100% the point of the comment, you got me you rapscallion
@valueinyou9931
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sube-Tube A hamster microwaver...? LMAO thank you for literally Red Bull all over my shirt...Jesus 🤣
@valueinyou9931
2 жыл бұрын
@@dakkiller9983 HUGE points for rapscallion...THIS thread wins "Most Entertaining with Least Replies" hands down. 👏
@CrimePaint
2 жыл бұрын
It's like he put all of his skill points into Reverse Psychology but he only put like 2 stat points into Charisma.
@felipealfaro9389
2 жыл бұрын
Xd
@nobudgetproductions9987
2 жыл бұрын
This man has negative charisma
@TheManiac-nw8ru
2 жыл бұрын
How could u put all points and still have 2 left. Pretty sure he just puts all his points in stupidity
@FortunAdlaich
2 жыл бұрын
bold of you to assume he invested in charisma
@benjywalsh
2 жыл бұрын
Skippy needs to make some of these
@mercurypillis5417
2 жыл бұрын
Thinking about all his exes that are watching your vid on him and cackling rn.
@grandam67yt24
2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, TikTok is just being TikTok. This dude is totally being honest and self-aware, not being weird at all.
@Anonymous_Music
2 жыл бұрын
@built different if this link isn't at all anywhere close to being related, and is the same link being passed by tons of other bots, then fck off.
@Anonymous_Music
2 жыл бұрын
Yup
@sirmagnumdopusiv1188
2 жыл бұрын
@MrBest more like MrWorst
@LittleHomieLightningtech
2 жыл бұрын
Stfu literally every social media is the same God damn
@saucysoups9318
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/saBr1o6uemWQp34
@yoshikagekira120
2 жыл бұрын
Reasons I am a bad boyfriend: - Im 33 years old - I live in the northeast section of Morioh - I am not married - I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores - I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest - I don't smoke but I occasionally drink - I sleep at 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. - I usually have no problems sleeping until morning - I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning - I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. - I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies like winning and losing that would cause me to lose sleep at night
@calchuchesta3196
2 жыл бұрын
Yoshikage Kira, on April 19, 1995, driving and parking a truck in front of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma at 8:30 AM and slinking away to an undisclosed safe-point where, at 9 AM, his Killer Queen will detonate its signature Bites the Dust and kill 168 people while injuring over 680 and causing over 125 million dollars in federal property damage. All while listening to his favorite song “Fat Bottom Girls” on the truck’s 8-track.
@noah7008
2 жыл бұрын
Now this is a proper comment section
@fuenigo
2 жыл бұрын
I am not married? Hol up
@crumpet7649
2 жыл бұрын
@@BlackestEyes709 wow great job 👍
@BlackestEyes709
2 жыл бұрын
@@crumpet7649 thanks, see you Halloween ;)
@skelan1mal
Жыл бұрын
I love how hes like "I have to be single due to being clingy asf and i would be a terrible boyfriend" but then a couple seconds later hes like "I would make a good ass boyfriend" but he has the same reasons in both videos.
@felar939
2 жыл бұрын
I like how the title doesn't even ask it as a question
@lciav
2 жыл бұрын
Girls don’t want bad or good boys they want a normal human being who’s got a mixture of qualities that make them an interesting, well-developed person
@JinnaiT
2 жыл бұрын
Wtf get that reasonable opinion off the internet
@ddcc6753
2 жыл бұрын
lol
@katzea.a7880
2 жыл бұрын
Get that nuanced and reasonable consideration out of here please, I want conflict
@omniyambot9876
2 жыл бұрын
The fuck do you expect with people in social media for 10hrs a day? Don't have any hobbies or job or any other interesting things to do.
@unequaledequines232
2 жыл бұрын
omfg this is my favorite comment ever
@darkerrorcode
2 жыл бұрын
Reasons i would be a bad boyfriend - Too affectionate - Loves going on long walks at the beach - Loves animals - Uncountable assassinations and bombings against innocent children in multiple countries such as afghanistan, korea and kenya - Takes you out for dinner all the time - Loves meeting family
@marzouk6270
Жыл бұрын
You're so silly 🤪😏
@mossypanda7575
Жыл бұрын
XD
@specifikmc
Жыл бұрын
"Uncountable assassinations and bombings against innocent children"? I know it was an attempted joke but fuck man.. say it out loud before you actually comment it ya know.
@darkerrorcode
Жыл бұрын
@@specifikmc I will be sure to say things out loud like a toddler in future, thank you for your invaluable advice.
@specifikmc
Жыл бұрын
@@darkerrorcode Yeah cause thinking before you speak is such a toddler thing to do... 😂😂😂😂
@letsdiscussyourtaxes479
Жыл бұрын
Pausing and resuming at 1:11 was a great experience
@ewill3435
3 ай бұрын
Same vibes as someone I was almost dormmates with in college. When someone lists themselves as "loves to listen, you can tell me anything you want, super friendly, loves hanging out, will be your new best friend" etc. etc. that's less a red flag, and more an EAS alert blaring in your face. There's always the small chance that a person who describes themselves like that is truly a human teddy bear with a heart of gold and is the living embodiment of compassion, those people exist, but it's far more likely they're a narcissistic controlling, and manipulative individual who will prey on insecurities. As the saying goes, when you hear hoof beats, think horses, not zebras.
@wraithwilldie
2 жыл бұрын
This guy waves red flags like he's surrendering a war.
@ryanlow5770
2 жыл бұрын
Omg how many bots are in these replies
@beskarproductions
2 жыл бұрын
@@ryanlow5770 Tf kinda shot did I just read with the bot??
@vasilebarbertard5719
2 жыл бұрын
Haha, you fool, they wave white flags in war, not red ones. Don’t you feel silly, don’t you feel stupid, don’t you feel a little ashamed of yourself. Your lack of knowledge is apparent in this mundane KZitem comment, therefore proving my superiority as a human being.
@tomgeytenbeek2207
2 жыл бұрын
He’d be doing a fittingly terrible job at it, given that you’re usually supposed to wave white ones to surrender, but hey that’s on brand for the dude 😅
@andash123
2 жыл бұрын
Like he's bullfighting amirite
@TruePieGod
2 жыл бұрын
This guy would be the kinda guy to be hyperobsessed with you for like 4 months to the point where you are basically being heald hostage and then randomly dump you cause he's -bipolar- (volatile, flakey, flighty, erratic, fickle- Take your pick) and got bored
@laplacesdemon01
2 жыл бұрын
You're conflating bipolar disorder with some form of APD (sociopathy).
@TruePieGod
2 жыл бұрын
@@laplacesdemon01 I did not mean bipolar disorder. I just meant bipolar in personality.
@laplacesdemon01
2 жыл бұрын
@@TruePieGod Yes, we are talking about BPD , Bipolar PERSONALITY Disorder, and no. He shows 0 signs of bipolar and what you are referring to is a sign of APD and detachment, not erratic mood problems like with bipolar disorder....
@TruePieGod
2 жыл бұрын
@@laplacesdemon01 My guy the word "bipolar" exist before the naming of Bipolar disorder. And it literally means "characterized by opposite extremes". i.e. being super in love with someone and then completely bored with them the next minute. YOU said Bipolar Disorder. I never mentioned it.
@rachie2003
2 жыл бұрын
I would just like to say that although the word “bipolar CAN be used as an adjective technically (meaning to opposite poles), it can still be harmful to those who have the disorder so it’s probably best to find another word. Also “BPD” is Borderline Personality Disorder, not bipolar. Bipolar Disorder is just “BD” and it is also not a personality disorder, it is a mood disorder. Just don’t want the two confused. This was just to help educate, no hard feelings to either of you :)
@fie4426
Жыл бұрын
Just the title with the goofy thumbmail made me crack up
@VonValleyz
Жыл бұрын
Bros filter and the fact he in his garage makes it seem like his house is about to get swatted😂😂🤣
@mistah3687
2 жыл бұрын
Reasons why I'd be a bad boyfriend: -War crimes, innumerable ones -that is all
@iso1793
2 жыл бұрын
geneva convention, more like geneva suggestion
@mistah3687
2 жыл бұрын
@@iso1793 lol I would say geneva joke but that doesn't rhyme
@420jettt2
2 жыл бұрын
Any cod main character be like
@missxmettastars5740
2 жыл бұрын
The fortine quote he did was fking stupid and funny XD
@dighad3824
2 жыл бұрын
Eh, I like the first one better
@mrbiceps7735
2 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t prepared for the lip bite and tongue flick wombo combo, he can truly turn the straightest of men
@R1ptide_Drag0n
2 жыл бұрын
I made a clip of that: kzitem.infoUgkxxMNPo-chnfgmKFUvXHAE-LVHJDg4chwW I'm proud of what I've done :)
@superkaiocant
2 жыл бұрын
My heterosexual will is insurmountable. It may have faltered.
@susiemendenhall4307
4 ай бұрын
I was silently laughing so hard my shoulders started to hurt. That's never happened before.
@chelsymcclinton8799
2 жыл бұрын
3:15 He one of those😂
@sawconvention424
Жыл бұрын
@Chexomations! don't pretend you don't know... we know you know 😉
@Lycoriste
2 жыл бұрын
He should’ve just said: “I’d be a bad boyfriend because I make Tik Toks like these.”
@vaesmoons
2 жыл бұрын
or just: "I'd be a bad boyfriend because I use TikTok."
@RWAsur
2 жыл бұрын
Yikes. He sounds like he's talking to his imaginary girlfriend instead of a real person, and you know a real girlfriend would never live up to the standards of his imaginary girlfriend.
@elshabopants7506
2 жыл бұрын
FRRR THO he sounds like those kids talking to their GFs in habbo hotel or some shit
@turkiyite47
2 жыл бұрын
What do you think he does at night?
@lrizzard
2 жыл бұрын
ouch please dont remind me of my ex who kept talking about how much more in love he was with his anime waifu 🤮
@ammagon4519
2 жыл бұрын
@@lrizzard wait do weeaboos unironically do that? Holy crap lmao
@lrizzard
2 жыл бұрын
@@ammagon4519 oh dont get me started, he was actually in love. he repeatedly said stuff like "i would never love you like i love asuna" 🤮
@sethjenkins9263
Жыл бұрын
The way I see that second video is just honesty. Tik Tok is so funny dude
@mmoogl3547
Жыл бұрын
3:21 that "hmph" shocked me so much that I dropped the can I was drinking from.
@philosophiabme
2 жыл бұрын
Michael: Why don’t I tell you what my greatest weaknesses are? I work too hard. I care too much. And sometimes I can be too invested in my job. David: Okay. And your strengths? Michael: Well, my weaknesses are actually… strengths. David: Oh. Yes. Very good. Michael: Thank you. David: Very good.
@austinkraft6757
2 жыл бұрын
Best comment yet😂😂
@SnoppleWopple
2 жыл бұрын
@@austinkraft6757 best reply yet 😂😂
@julianh1705
2 жыл бұрын
@@SnoppleWopple second best reply!
@joebarrett8310
2 жыл бұрын
@@julianh1705 don’t sell yourself short - you’re still in the top 3!
@gspcanadianicon
2 жыл бұрын
I thought the exact same thing lol
@realkursed
2 жыл бұрын
I like how he admits that he doesn’t understand consent.
@Vindominus
Жыл бұрын
He's Ryan Gosling in every single movie he's ever been in
@SupERsNipAa327
Жыл бұрын
Did you say naughty heartbeat? I never head that before🤣
@MetalLizardJesus
2 жыл бұрын
"Reasons I'd be a bad boyfriend: I'm clearly a child molester"
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