"Luckily the Canadian is not only sturdy but also posses an evolutionary adaptation known as socialized medicine. Researchers are unclear on how the process works, but Canadians seem to be able to visit doctors, hospitals, and other medical professionals without incurring noticeable damage to their wallet or bank account." Savage.
@nocturne2029
7 жыл бұрын
It's a shame they didn't cover the hatching process. Incubating in frozen lake beds for the winter, and that beautiful moment of birth when the Puckling breaks through the ice in the spring... such a special moment.
@TomJerry12933
Жыл бұрын
I might not ever be able to use it in public, but "Puckling" is now my head-canon term for Canadian children...
@maelstrom197
7 жыл бұрын
That bill is perfect. 3 leg reattachments, 47 cans of peanuts from the minibar, 1 extra leg removal, 4 aenasthetics for operations, 2 better aenasthetics for operations, 1 big "living in Canada discount"
@VanbaelAssassin
10 жыл бұрын
you send all the rejects to Minnesota? That explains...a lot in fact.
@MadMontyMN
7 жыл бұрын
Butte is in Montana. There is no Butte Minnesota. They had the initials wrong, they even admitted in the Loading Time for this. Also, if you've only encountered rejects here, might I suggest finding different people. It's been three years. Hopefully, you've shied away from generalized assumptions. Have a lovely day.
@VanbaelAssassin
7 жыл бұрын
Dude, its was a joke playing off the video. I knew about the initials mixup when the video was originally posted on the Escapist originally.
@bullettoface49
6 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, someone got sand in their vagina from that joke.
@bergec0
7 жыл бұрын
I bookmark these and present them to my children as educational videos.
@barry_crisp
6 жыл бұрын
You Sir, are teaching your children right.
@confuzionn4843
6 жыл бұрын
The only way to teach children.
@loadingreadyrun
10 жыл бұрын
We're putting them up on KZitem for archiving purposes. We want to have them accessible off The Escapist as well.
@weekendjedi42
2 жыл бұрын
Seems like this was a very good idea.
@jeremylarson4782
9 жыл бұрын
I cant believe that they got kathleen to do that.
@AkujiMalice
8 жыл бұрын
+Jeremy Larson Kathleen is... a unique species. Honestly I wouldn't be terribly surprised if that was ad lib
@jeremylarson4782
8 жыл бұрын
AkujiMalice That't fair. She's not Canadian, she's CAT-Nadian
Connor Murphy I like the other entries on the bill... 3 leg reattachments, 1 extra leg removal, 4 Anesthetics, 2 Better Anesthetics, 47 cans of peanuts from the minibar...
@big13O
3 жыл бұрын
That last blooper with Kathleen was amazingggg.
@louherman9375
9 жыл бұрын
I know Coastal Ted!
@The_Murder_Party
6 жыл бұрын
Lou Herman hey, costal Ted! He has a nice boat.
@wrappinggecko2517
3 жыл бұрын
I know a michigan ted.........
@TheCorruptPeanut
10 жыл бұрын
Your Magic coverage is what I come here for, but your skits are hilarious.
@MRBouma
10 жыл бұрын
Canadian into Australia in the written language is very similar. We add 'u' to our words as well. Also the adding of 'eh' or 'ay' at the end of sentences is common here too, particularly in northern New South Wales or Queensland. But we call your 'toque' a beanie. :)
@Prinrin
10 жыл бұрын
47x Can of peanuts from minibar: $10 each, or $470. 3x Leg reattachment Donor Eyeball Installation Extra leg removal. Anesthetic for operations. Better Anesthetic for operations. Gotta love the little things.
@Antimuffin
2 жыл бұрын
I was amused through most of this and lost it at the end.
@donkosaurus
9 жыл бұрын
Mehting call
@itachioftheakatsky
2 жыл бұрын
Loving these recommendations as they come.back online
@johnnyRandomadness
7 жыл бұрын
I've heard many say these guys aren't funny. I don't understand what their definition of funny is, these guys make my sides hurt! Could be the smart, dry witted humour.
@guh___
5 жыл бұрын
"Yes, there's a Canada Day. It's like Independence Day, but we asked nicely."
@chr0305
10 жыл бұрын
I really loved the mating dance :P
@haosbringer38
10 жыл бұрын
As an american I find this both informative and funny as balls
@yamimichael297
8 жыл бұрын
Gotta get that Canada Day viewing in!
@yamimichael297
Жыл бұрын
Here every year! (and every so often).
@yamimichael297
11 ай бұрын
WE HERE
@thekinginjello
4 жыл бұрын
As an inhabitant of the country that is true, north, strong, and free, I can say this is very accurate. But some details you forgot are loonies, toonies, and fivers for the money, runners for running shoes, and the 4x4, 9x9, and the Wayne Gretzky or 12x12 for coffee at Tim's
@nadie2016
10 жыл бұрын
Universal health care! Love Canada
@powerfulgoku
10 жыл бұрын
so happy these are finally being put up on youtube! thanks so much!
@garrettsmith7626
4 жыл бұрын
Wait Is Graham Canadian? Also Is Kathleen Canadian? Both are conflicted in the documentary
@BismuthBorealis
4 жыл бұрын
Kathleen's a kiwi, but the rest are canadian
@aidancox5481
2 жыл бұрын
Graham lived in England at some point, and Kathleen is originally from New Zealand, but both lived in Canada since they were children.
@lknpk15
Жыл бұрын
I was hoping hockey would fit into the typical Canadian health plan for anger management. Otherwise everything else was great
@Rebellum1
10 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in a while, it's so accurate
@steelfox13
10 жыл бұрын
"Living in Canada Discount" I lost it right there.
@lostaudio
2 жыл бұрын
They call him the Canadian. They call me The Professional.
@TheKilld3vil
10 жыл бұрын
pretty good documentary from a comedy channel...
@Fawnko
8 жыл бұрын
This is amazing, CANADA FOREVER!!!!!!!!
@avagromus
4 жыл бұрын
Hey I got it on my recommended feed. The algorithm is finally working!
@starvalkyrie
5 жыл бұрын
It must have been hard for Graham to watch Kathleen perform such sultry mating dance for the skit.
@orchishgrunt7888
3 жыл бұрын
"Donor Eyeball Installation - $43,295"
@rutger5000
7 жыл бұрын
Magnificent creatures.
@TJForceIX
9 жыл бұрын
Silly Tony, you forgot to get a tie that fits over your Iron Man suit.
@staley101
10 жыл бұрын
The eh? Dance is very reminiscent of the three scouses sketch by Harry Enfield ;-)
@coconutt6140
5 жыл бұрын
This is the best
@Indef_K
3 жыл бұрын
That written text looked completely normal from this side of the Atlantic.
@Valdrag
7 жыл бұрын
I am going to take everything said in this video as fact. I can't wait to visit Canada
@nocturne2029
7 жыл бұрын
Good choice
@Eagle93A7X
9 жыл бұрын
Kinda reminded me of southpark and how their "canadians" mate :D
@djgiermann8826
9 жыл бұрын
This wants me to become a Canadian.
@andrewb6832
9 жыл бұрын
not a bad idea, if you don't enjoy it suggest you check and see if your alive. its a great place, but im afraid this day in age, good luck with that idea. have a good boxing day.
@steeldom1619
8 жыл бұрын
I couldn't even! :D
@TheSwamper
9 жыл бұрын
Pretty close. Canadian tip: we don't say Toronto, we say Terrano. ;)
@ThatDamnPandaKai
9 жыл бұрын
TheSwamper That's a Toronto tip ;p The rest of us enunciate.
@j3nji
9 жыл бұрын
TheSwamper TuRAhna
@11talic47
6 жыл бұрын
The creators are... Canadian.
@Xhjon
10 жыл бұрын
This is actually pretty accurate
@ladsworld
10 жыл бұрын
Kathline gets the best faces 3:23
@HockeyGoalieChris
10 жыл бұрын
wow you send them to Minnesota
@OriginalJigen
2 ай бұрын
Hey, where did you guys hide your old 'Lol Canada' anthem sketch?
@blyatbeats675
2 жыл бұрын
manz talking bout our calorie consumption lol
@xanosdarkpaw1
7 жыл бұрын
"Eh?"
@sterisharms1468
6 жыл бұрын
Sounds great. Can I join?
@DrasticDreamer5
10 жыл бұрын
It's adorable that you have a special word for cheesy-chips and gravy.
@Lucywin97
6 жыл бұрын
we invented it, dude
@samtheactualkenku6205
5 жыл бұрын
Where are my fellow pleasant Canadians at, eh?
@lachlanjones962
5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Neceros
3 жыл бұрын
I used to watch these videos. What happened to them?
@Sensless99
10 жыл бұрын
Me as a Canadian, i say... LOL.
@hart7668
9 жыл бұрын
Certain spellings of words are derived from the British, right? That's not just Canadian, surely. Also, Poutine sounds like the most American dish I've ever heard of: French Fries, gravy, cheese, and syrup.
@bob32097
9 жыл бұрын
There is no syrup in poutine they just added up to sound even more like a canadian stereotype
@hart7668
9 жыл бұрын
Fair
@hart7668
9 жыл бұрын
But still
@hart7668
9 жыл бұрын
Sounds really good :p
@bob32097
9 жыл бұрын
it is really i live in quebec and it greath
@EduardoMunguia
8 жыл бұрын
Savage.
@alexchen2519
6 жыл бұрын
Going to Canada in a week. Can I crash at Coastal Ted's place?
@yuven437
10 жыл бұрын
Living in canada discount, also living in Europe discount, or not living in USA discount :P
@RockyFilms2
4 жыл бұрын
Am Canadian
@staley101
4 жыл бұрын
Just who was James making lingering eye contact with?
@SaiyaSounds
9 жыл бұрын
Wait.. how do 3 leg re-attachments cost the same as one? Oh, Canada, I will never understand you.
@guh___
5 жыл бұрын
It doesn't matter because of the 'living in Canada' discount.
@evanmoran8951
10 жыл бұрын
2:33 Can of peanuts from minibar. Quantity: 47
@miggzelfran4608
10 жыл бұрын
pretty much
@az0963818
10 жыл бұрын
I'm Canadian, and I think this is great. Stop being so insecure. It's called a joke! lol
@mtgtipsandtricks1
10 жыл бұрын
oh no
10 жыл бұрын
Cathleen is best Canadian female, despite originating form literally the other side of the planet.
@waj171
7 жыл бұрын
I ship it
@MrJeepCanada
6 жыл бұрын
@BusinessGoose001
9 жыл бұрын
does thrifty foods know your branding them in your videos? :P
@neonate08
10 жыл бұрын
Dat sensual mating dance.
@RATZGobbler
6 жыл бұрын
Yes but how many eggs does the average Canadian lay per year? A mystery for the ages.
@FromZacksNote2ToYou
10 жыл бұрын
Lolz um no thats not me :p
@zeo1987
10 жыл бұрын
lol canadian dance
@Therealdomotroll
9 жыл бұрын
How to canada eh.
@Agelesstyr
10 жыл бұрын
With the written language bit, it's kinda the other way around.(meaning no offence to Americans) most other English speaking countries do put those extra u's in
@JojoBarrientos
10 жыл бұрын
You forgot about the igloo.... eh?
@TheRealSkeletor
10 жыл бұрын
Dogsled teams, whale blubber, etc. etc.
@JojoBarrientos
10 жыл бұрын
Yup yup, those too.
@Larixlaricina
10 жыл бұрын
sadly
@8d932
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@heven91
9 жыл бұрын
Why a new york fries poutine...
@Flailmorpho
10 жыл бұрын
so are they, it's a parody, they live in victoria
@greatcanadianguy2157
10 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, even the best educated countries have their low-end outliers.
@kennyc002
10 жыл бұрын
Huh? There's at least 3 or 4 things that appear to be parodies while they are positive traits for Canadians. Besides, we really are known for poutine and maple syrup....>.>
@kobalt_ren01
7 жыл бұрын
Wait, so is written Canadian similar to British English?
@nocturne2029
7 жыл бұрын
it IS British English, with some French-inspired -re's.
@loadingreadyrun
10 жыл бұрын
Can I ask, in exactly which ways are we the assholes here?
@slack3r9
9 жыл бұрын
ne else bothered that they keep wearing the shirt backwards?
@stannaspinski9881
9 жыл бұрын
Jeff Babb Definitely backwards...
@Panquernic
8 жыл бұрын
+Jeff Babb Canadians use shirts backwards
@nocturne2029
7 жыл бұрын
Probably so they kept the flag visible. I think that shirt is just red on the front but they wanted to make sure that its Canadian-ness was showing
@AnneKirsty
10 жыл бұрын
EH?
@zlaker1001
7 жыл бұрын
That's a really shitty poutine
@HD_Dabnado
7 жыл бұрын
Where the fuck is Butte Minnesota?
@Pat8u
10 жыл бұрын
they've already been paid from the escapist so I don't think having a good youtube buisness model is really all that important
@nathanrao-maillet1600
5 жыл бұрын
eh!?
@DaniEl-hc7qn
3 жыл бұрын
Eh?
@zNathaniel
7 жыл бұрын
Plus weed
@Chainsawyou
10 жыл бұрын
posting all your videos at once seems like bad business model, dont you think?
@Deathmageddon
5 жыл бұрын
According to Chaouilli V. Quebec, Canada’s socialized medicine was a human rights violation. Good job recognizing the moral necessity of free markets, eh.
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