I don't think there will ever be a better way to start a video than "My name is mine, and you cannot have it."
@NStripleseven
Жыл бұрын
Can never be too careful with fae
@VorpalSmilodon
Жыл бұрын
@@NStripleseven truuuuuuuuuue
@barefootbaymax9687
7 жыл бұрын
"this year with a complete record check, it took a while but we read the whole thing" it's been a while but definitely one of my favorite lines
@sarahjrandomnumbers
6 ай бұрын
I've used that line so many times, and it's always fun to see how long it takes for people to realise what I actually said.
@maxkolp3272
9 жыл бұрын
"Sir, can I clarify a few things? No."
@FARezDragon
9 жыл бұрын
Why is this my favorite LRR sketch? I can't place why. Is it a trick of the light or the fabled sketch of myth? I may have died laughing, but since I'm still typing, maybe not. You decide! And be sure to dress warm.
@Autarkis42
8 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but this character is my absolute favorite in LRR's entire plethora of goodness.
@kiranspees6048
8 жыл бұрын
Mine too
@zachary14241
8 жыл бұрын
+Ryan King 100% agree.
@VashMaverick09
8 жыл бұрын
Same
@VexWerewolf
7 жыл бұрын
I think it's his emphasis ON the wrong syllables IN the sentences that he speaks and also THE way in which his sentences tend to be run-on and also sentences that aren't questions tend to be phrased as questions anyway?
@npNoone
7 жыл бұрын
You forgot. Pauses in wierd places and random adjectives, magnificent.
@TomHanrahan
6 жыл бұрын
"It took a while but we read the whoooooole thing" :D This still makes me happy
@SwiftrunnerXXY
5 жыл бұрын
... oh my god. Lakasaurus. Lack-a-saurus. Lack-of-source. "One of them gave me a photo. Which I lost."
@leeshajoi
9 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced that this guy does the local TV news for Night Vale.
@bentobias737
8 жыл бұрын
And now I am maybe not assaulting local rival bald Cecil.
@GilroyIronheart
10 жыл бұрын
"No question asked." "We'll ask you lots of questions!"
@StephenBain
10 жыл бұрын
"Can I clarify a few things?"
@empath69
10 жыл бұрын
Stephen Bain "No. And Now over to ME with weather?" ^_^
@MrLuBuFu
10 жыл бұрын
Graham has some serious talent to be able to talk like that. Another spectacular video :)
@DrMcCoy
10 жыл бұрын
"heavy and...ortoxic" :D
@Novenae_CCG
10 жыл бұрын
Dress warm.
@goodwithastain
9 жыл бұрын
This Justin, I have a piece of paper now.
@Crossark1
9 жыл бұрын
It's like Jack Douglass of Jacksfilms fame.
@oliverm3589
7 жыл бұрын
Funny because he gets WAAAY better at it.
@Crossark1
3 жыл бұрын
"Boy, *look* at all this weather!," has wormed its way into my everyday vocabulary.
@matthewthedark6013
8 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite sketch from LRR. Its just overall great. Graham's character is just gold and I honestly feel Beej's bit at the end is probably some of his best work (that expression and shake toward the end is fucking priceless). Heavily underrated.
@aaaa-ni9hc
2 жыл бұрын
This sketch still pops into my head any time I hear someone say "dress warm".
@man.newton
7 жыл бұрын
I used to work for a local access cable station. This is exactly the kind of people who work for small-town cable.
@Somtaaw7
8 жыл бұрын
Its like watching an early QWRPLine
@laurawile5912
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who actually works in local news that first joke super/lower third with the default/placeholder text... hits waaaaay too close to home. It is depressing how often those end up on the air (even in big markets).
@Seracen
10 жыл бұрын
Wow, Graham showing how he's a freaking BOSS!!! Seriously, I had to do that once for a play, it was the hardest damn thing I ever did. Also, that stinger! I swear, you guys have become my fave comedy troupe ever!
@rubyseverinwhitworth9066
Жыл бұрын
"this just in, I have a piece of paper now" totally got me
@hatchcrazy
3 жыл бұрын
Every Spokesman sentence is like going down a staircase with one missing step.
@munhozcesar
3 жыл бұрын
this is so accurate when you think of local news most places
@ZJayStudio
8 жыл бұрын
Headcannon if this takes place in nsburg or the surrounding county Dave is Derek's dad.
@Gruegirl
8 жыл бұрын
+RedKhanStudios Can't be Nsburg, Nsburg has been landlocked since 1869.
@accursedblackmage
6 жыл бұрын
I'm certain the habitat against humanity bit is where the idea for the Nsburg recycling center blossomed.
@LeviathanStorm38
10 жыл бұрын
Graham's delivery just friggin' kills me. XD
@Tr1sh4Lynn
10 жыл бұрын
I totally love the delivery for this spokescharacter. I noticed that some of his phrasings are very Johnny-like, but he definitely has his own unique speech patterns. Made me and my husband laugh out loud this morning.
@5ubbak
7 жыл бұрын
Will Habitat Against Humanity recycle my racoons?
@mcbiscuits8015
2 жыл бұрын
Yes. No questions asked.
@leapoffaith20
9 жыл бұрын
How? How can he say so much without saying anything? How can he talk like that? HOW?!? TEACH ME MASTER!
@RandomPinguin1
8 жыл бұрын
He should go into politics
@PowerArmorV113
8 жыл бұрын
+Leap Of Faith Maybe you should just start influxing. On the wrong place? Do you need help, cause that sounds like it hurt. Come on down to Dave's Speak Good Hall and Chicken Emporium where we put the "Fun" in "Fundamental Pulmonary Osmosis". You know what we say here: "Try it or".
@sharpe3698
2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad the algorithm is having me rewatch this
@wehpudicabok6598
3 жыл бұрын
"it could be a bus, or even a tank" hits differently in 2020...
@Firestar4041
3 жыл бұрын
Us: So Bus or tank 2020: PLANE! Us: Wha- *Plane crashes into street . . . God damn it 2020 . . .
@morriganpandora3787
8 жыл бұрын
How the hell is this not viral
@ghostware6057
7 жыл бұрын
i still think this is Graham's best performance as the spokesman XD
@warkid57
7 жыл бұрын
If you pause the video before it starts, you can see the escapist logo very faintly
@Reboundary
3 жыл бұрын
I love the half-assed dramatic pointing.
@NStripleseven
2 жыл бұрын
“As with every year, all proceeds go”
@wolfearsceej
2 жыл бұрын
THIS IS THE ONE VIDEO I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO COME BACK UP AND I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
@Luxatos
3 жыл бұрын
It's my headcanon that his name is Mynan Yukanot-Havitt. Everyone just thinks he's being coy about it.
@NStripleseven
2 жыл бұрын
“Bring the kids. Salmonella!”
@HSDclover
8 жыл бұрын
I love how he keeps insisting that you dress warm.
@Kevin-sk1kn
10 жыл бұрын
That was amazing. I haven't laughed that hard in ages. That cadence... it must be so hard to keep it going.
@Ownee171
10 жыл бұрын
I feel this lends itself to a feed dump ending: "Until next...time, remember- there may be better sources? ... for news, but they don't have this...hat, from Dave's hats and cats, your three-stop shop for...fuzzy things. To putonyour head. Or, if claws aren't your thing, some...one else's. Like Paul's."
@Fists91
10 жыл бұрын
At least he actually goes on-location!
@matthewthedark6013
9 жыл бұрын
Cause he dresses warm.
@busterdual
10 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I used to work in community TV and this caused wicked flashbacks. THANK YOU!!!! :)
@sylenctone
4 жыл бұрын
So KZitem has been recommending a ton of old lrr videos to me and it's awesome. I haven't watched these in ages and they are still great!
@kelptic183
10 жыл бұрын
I lost it 16 seconds in and didn't stop laughing the whole way through.
@Khalstrom
2 жыл бұрын
I am from Carlinville, IL, and seeing the name of my hometown in this honestly freaked me out.
@Chikin1ninjas
9 жыл бұрын
This will always be my favorite LRR sketch. I belly laugh every time I watch it.
@tdaharsh1987
10 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic! Love the sketches.
@thedevilcomes2011
3 ай бұрын
That stinger was amazing :D
@haloheroz
10 жыл бұрын
These videos are brilliant! I have watched this one three times so far. Keep em coming!
@CaptCow
8 жыл бұрын
We -need- a sketch with him and Senor Cardcage
@darthrevan8376
3 жыл бұрын
man coming back to this its still my fav of all lrr sketches
@thisislesbomaya
Жыл бұрын
WOOO almost 10 years on the classic
@danr.5017
8 жыл бұрын
Any chance of Dave's spokesman, doing a cameo on QWERP line? Derek interviews the original master correspondent.
@tommagennis
8 жыл бұрын
+DR. ley He's not allowed back... Never again...
@ABlackGuyTalksAbout
10 жыл бұрын
Those inflections. So... beautiful.
@Mysterymelmoth
7 жыл бұрын
intersting to see the origing(?) of Dave Spokesman, and also how the Character was not as precisly defiend as he is today.
@WPandP
10 жыл бұрын
Huh... no weather in the forecast tomorrow, maybe I can take the day? off.
@matthewthedark6013
10 жыл бұрын
Several times while I watch this, I feel Graham seems like he could barely keep himself from laughing. He should have dressed warm.
@GoldenSandslash15
7 жыл бұрын
Still more informative than real news channels.
@Momoryuto
10 жыл бұрын
I feel like that guy is a robot people use when their decent spokesperson is sick and they can't find a proper replacement.
@Coppo68
10 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine this bad spokesperson character as a young Senor Cardgage.
@imtonysopro
9 ай бұрын
The start of a legend.
@casey6556
8 жыл бұрын
Oh! I have a piece of paper now.
@dragoon3zero
7 жыл бұрын
why am I thinking this takes place in nsburg?
@TheOneMiffy92
7 жыл бұрын
Because Nsburg is batshit insane and probably creates this sort of environment.
@joesunshine4006
7 жыл бұрын
No he's in the old country
@TheOneMiffy92
7 жыл бұрын
Gypsy woman's not around, though.
@Gruegirl
7 жыл бұрын
Remember, Nsburg has been landlocked since 1869. It could still be somewhere else in Thrupston County though.
@mjh4127
10 жыл бұрын
LRR knocked it out of the park again! Excellent work Grahm! Love you guys!
@MegaSeretide
11 ай бұрын
The misplaced inflection in every sentence is just "chefs kiss"
@MrControll
4 жыл бұрын
Let me guess. This is the local tv in Jewlsberg. The complete embarrassment to journalism is why the Nsberg radio station hates the entire town so much.
@AscendtionArc
3 жыл бұрын
Still utterly brilliant. Thank you for this.
@FrostieKnight
9 жыл бұрын
Still better than Fox news.
@dannylamb456
9 жыл бұрын
Anything is better than Fox.
@russellcatt8250
10 жыл бұрын
A Great episode. Was the graphics package meant to look like Global's? Perhaps meant to be a friendly poke at CHEK?
@Bmac_Gaming
8 жыл бұрын
This is awesome. More ov this please!!!!
@matongu
8 жыл бұрын
Headcannon, this town is Nsberg
@RicochetOcelot
10 жыл бұрын
Definitely an amazing video. Graham vids are the best!
@EmoWader
9 жыл бұрын
best sketch yet!
@Nuthouse01
10 жыл бұрын
Wow, so many LRR vids so close together? Is it Ch-- wait, it IS almost Christmas!! :D
@soupalex
10 жыл бұрын
Exactly, *almost* Christmas... do you suppose that the frequency of updates will increase the closer we get to Christmas, before some kind of... Xmas LRR sketch singularity!? D:
@StephenBain
10 жыл бұрын
soupalex Are you saying that Christmas Day is going to be one 24 hour long LRR sketch?
@scw55
10 жыл бұрын
This is normal. The video yesterday however was part of "Cards Against Humanity" promotion (they do do video commission things). They do a LRR sketch every Monday.
@senatorpingus
10 жыл бұрын
This had the writing feel of The Brothers Chaps and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
@bigjuly2780
10 жыл бұрын
I live in Greenfield, MA. Guess I better go stand in my door.
@abbyrytel
10 жыл бұрын
I always lose it at the "stankin' up your pig room" part. I'm not sure why.
@Paulthemapguy
7 жыл бұрын
Keithsburg, Dixon, Greenfield, and Carlinville are all actual towns in western Illinois.
@Dericwadleigh
8 жыл бұрын
That last scene looks like he drops the tire iron and has a stroke.
@rkk667
4 жыл бұрын
I love the cadence of this. Awesome
@ElihuAran
10 жыл бұрын
Graham's half smile at the end of the stinger is gold.
@khshful
10 жыл бұрын
I love the Senor Cardgage vibes in this one
@RWSCOTT
8 жыл бұрын
I wish I could sneak this onto the local chamber of commerce's FB page. That'd be the nuts.
@yannodin7657
8 жыл бұрын
Is Nsburg just North of Keithburg?
@samuelhaight8926
10 жыл бұрын
I love poorly made their tier television. It's so Canadian it makes me strangely proud.
@Doomcat1066
9 жыл бұрын
So...when will Graham be doing Checkpoints entirely like this? I'm sure he has to have been practicing.
@TimesChu
10 жыл бұрын
It's not what you, say, it's how you say. It.
@HD_Dabnado
8 жыл бұрын
And I say... HEEEEYYY HEEEEYYY HEEEY HEY HEY!!!!
@larrea000
Жыл бұрын
Why did kathleen say "And Nyow the..." at 2:16???? what happened there??
@sordcooper2
10 жыл бұрын
...oh my god that speech pattern... its is melting My brain
@tallguy112
10 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the best.
@NicolTheDragon
10 жыл бұрын
Please continue with this character, I LOVE HIM!
@Fists91
8 жыл бұрын
It's annoying that I can't like this more than once.
@Kialei
8 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a northern version of Welcome to Nightvale.
@Arcainreaper
4 жыл бұрын
Wishing for new ones of these!
@lordmanimani-
5 ай бұрын
Wow happy 10 years to this video!
@Khymerion
10 жыл бұрын
This made my day to say the very least.
@regirex4418
5 жыл бұрын
Why is this so good
@musicjax
5 жыл бұрын
holy crap the paper
@uvbe
3 жыл бұрын
This just in: I have a piece of paper now
@Thesreyn1
10 жыл бұрын
Is anybody else's brain having mild conniptions trying to reconcile the way he's speaking with what he's saying? Regardless, that was great, especially the bit after the credits.
@RKOStunner619
5 жыл бұрын
Did Kathleen say "And meow" or I'm just hearing things?
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