I can’t even begin to imagine having Bill Burr as a caddy 😂
@matthewherzog6155
9 жыл бұрын
Golf is partly about telling the world, "I have disposable income" or "look how not poor I am."
@timhyer1
8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Herzog I like to golf mainly to relax and get out doors and hang out with my friends. But yeah there are plenty of people who use it as a status symbol. lol Some people use there disposable income in different ways.
@verticalhorizon4633
8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Herzog Or "Look how much time I have to waste."
@matthewherzog6155
8 жыл бұрын
+Timothy Hyer It's an activity I associate with corporate cunts. I imagine Lumbergh (from Office Space) is obsessed with golf.
@freebee8221
8 жыл бұрын
Exactly. My parents do it for that reason
@bigflipgameunder9503
8 жыл бұрын
Or "look how physically disabled I am"
@TeamSleep
10 жыл бұрын
I love golf. And Love Bill. Love his rants. The end.
@CM-yw9py
10 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@kdogg6781
5 жыл бұрын
yep.. i love golf.. but, i laughed my butt off, here..
@Ryukushinn
3 жыл бұрын
Cool story
@trailsdetails4061
2 жыл бұрын
You love golf? Tell me how do you wipe off the man-tit sweat when you're swinging your club?
@CERBERUS1O8
6 жыл бұрын
The even bigger Bertha... Ahahahaha
@PaulRamen
10 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than a Bill Burr rant
@bralph82
10 жыл бұрын
Love golf. Still hilarious.
@ryanalbertson7572
8 жыл бұрын
I love Golfing, which makes this even funnier.
@canefreak12
9 жыл бұрын
Greatest athlete of all time, Michael Jordan, loves playing. Multiple rounds in a day. It doesn't require low body fat, but that doesn't make it easy to play.
@verticalhorizon4633
9 жыл бұрын
+canefreak12 Don't give a lackluster fuck about Jordan.
@kushmiester
8 жыл бұрын
Finally someone shared my feelings about golf.... Thank you Bill Burr
@jokerboi526
5 жыл бұрын
Was your name supposed to be Joshua?
@jokerboi526
5 жыл бұрын
I mean your name in American is Joshua Adam.
@McNair-eo8ee
Жыл бұрын
@@jokerboi526 what is “American”? You mean English you fool
@montybrewster7
8 жыл бұрын
That was one of the funniest things I've ever heard, haaa haaaa! I be lying if I said I wasn't gonna use that next time I've having the golf talk from hack! Love it, keep up the great work Bill.
@RESISTING1
10 жыл бұрын
Golf is jogging for rich assholes.
@aceofspadeslandscapelesson8219
9 жыл бұрын
***** running is waaaaaaaay more of a workout
@matthewherzog6155
9 жыл бұрын
***** And assholes who aren't rich but want to let people know they have "a touch of class."
@supastar25
10 жыл бұрын
I agree with Bill..never got the thing with golf
@jemimallah2591
5 жыл бұрын
"RICH VOS IS GOOD AT GOLF!" lmao
@dankaulahao6281
10 жыл бұрын
'and-away-we-go-pants' hahahaaaa.. good 'ol billy blue balls never dissapoints
@tannopk
5 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to play this podcast next time I’m on the golf course
@westxlcr
10 жыл бұрын
He's right about the "giving planes a place to land" part!
@ScaryGhost1
10 жыл бұрын
That part about the knee-high whore socks made me fall over laughing! Thanks Bill ahahaha
@GermanOperaSinger
8 жыл бұрын
Chess. Far more mental than golf and just as little athletic ability required.
@jurajpavle8152
6 жыл бұрын
xD
@johnshogskins4443
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, in chess you can play until your hands bleed and walk 5 miles while playing. Not to mention the trauma incurred on your back and joints.
@idcaf
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but golf is mental AND psychological!
@kryptickodex3846
3 жыл бұрын
That's like saying poker, black jack or fckn uno is a sport.
@smittyj383
2 жыл бұрын
Chess probably requires more skill and strategy tbh 😭
@joshmarquis3536
9 жыл бұрын
I agree with what you said. I kept waiting for you to mention the mental aspects of football, with it's strategies as well as the mental fortitude to handle the giant monsters trying to crush you. It's like chess if you were to occasionally get sucker-punched while you're thinking or moving a piece. Martial Arts is definitely mental/psychological with the research you need to do to find out what moves are available, you gotta read the Tao Te Ching, The Art of War, The Teachings of Buddha and Sun Tzu's Art of War. Unless you're in MMA, then you just gotta take a weekend of kickboxing, learn to use your knees and elbow (the n tell people you learned Muy Thai) and learn to wrestle (which is the bulk of the action) and you're done. The only mental/psychological aspects of golf is plotting your course (which will typically be obvious) and not psych yourself into knocking it into a hazard. Love your stuff Bill; plus, now that I live in the Midwest, it's nice to hear an east coast accent from time to time.
@ThreeCoast
8 жыл бұрын
bill burr, youre my hero
@ColdDream224
10 жыл бұрын
"I know I'm gonna get a ton of shit for this, but I don't care" I'm glad you don't Bill, I'm glad you don't...
@yimmyyams5554
2 жыл бұрын
I was a caddy when I was 14,I learned how to speak around rich white people,it was a hustle. Golfing ⛳ was created for gambling 😅
@christophersonawane
10 жыл бұрын
Classic Bill ! This is hilarious and true.
@tynitty516
10 жыл бұрын
"AND as mental-Virzi
@SkunkFLoes
10 жыл бұрын
good one Bill! thanks for the rant..
@erniemckernie2330
8 жыл бұрын
What the fuck. Golf is the fucking perfect sport to get a little tipsy and laugh your ass of while your trying to compete against your friends for bragging rights.
@tbrowniscool
10 жыл бұрын
Perfect description of golf
@pyrysaarinen4954
9 жыл бұрын
Im huge fan of golf since its so relaxing, but this is hilariousxD
@ShantyIrishman
10 жыл бұрын
RICH VOS is good at golf!
@chriskelly509
9 жыл бұрын
LMAO at the chopsticks....
@prison_wallet_thief
5 жыл бұрын
Three stooges😂😂😂😂😂 im dying!!
@codyminecrack248
5 жыл бұрын
In PA we have a special archery golf event. Compound bows and targets as the holes. We use blunt tips and switch when your close enough to hit the target. Pull, aim in the air, and fire. Actually great fun. Regular golf though... Kill me. Or just take me to a mini golf corse instead.
@bigol9223
10 жыл бұрын
Honestly though, the "pointless who gives a shit" argument applies to all the organized sports. NBA- "You wanna watch a bunch of richie millionaires fight over which direction the ball goes?" NFL- "You wanna watch a bunch of richie millionaires fight over which direction the 'ball' goes?"
@butteroneverything
8 жыл бұрын
Golf is awesome though. So much fun.
@JiveDadson
10 жыл бұрын
I agree. And I even watch darts.
@lac2500
8 жыл бұрын
this was good
@Twobarpsi
5 жыл бұрын
FOOOOOORE!
@Chris-xz2zx
5 жыл бұрын
"It's exercise for nerds" haha
@BlizzardDaPup777
2 жыл бұрын
I don't mind golf. It's more about hanging with the guys than the actual game to me
@Cheers_Motherfucker
2 жыл бұрын
100% not to mention taking your frustration out on the ball boy, but always buy him a beer at the end of day
@Will_and_a_Way
9 жыл бұрын
Try playing competitive golf in high school where the winners are shooting high 60's. Then, go on to competitive golf in college where the winners are shooting low-mid 60's. I bet he would have a different perspective on golf then.
@Lucuskane
7 жыл бұрын
Golfing beats climbing El Capitan any day lol!
@obiewanjabronie3811
8 жыл бұрын
Golfing is a glorious game, one of the hardest technical games about
@chefpaul7518
7 жыл бұрын
Everyone hating on golf has probably never shot under 100 or played a full round of 18
@clamcrabber
4 жыл бұрын
Golf and bowling are on the same level
@PrivatePenis
8 жыл бұрын
its about having to stay in the zone for every shot for 72 holes in tournaments....and try throwing a golf ball over 50 yards, it's hard...but you can hit a hold ball over 200 yards easily.... golf for life
@lioncohen8586
8 жыл бұрын
+Fletchy you can say the same for a bowling tournament
@spareld
10 жыл бұрын
Bill laughs like Chucky
@kevinkandra3862
4 жыл бұрын
0.44 thank you Paul lmao
@romski88
8 жыл бұрын
Ruthless haha
@Edge2437
9 жыл бұрын
I like watching golf.
@verticalhorizon4633
9 жыл бұрын
Golf and bowling are similiar in the sense that you can smoke and drink while you play.
@vitocorleone1462
5 жыл бұрын
I play golf, and my uncle says "Golf ruins a good walk"
@steviewanderer
5 жыл бұрын
Is Mark Twain your uncle? 😝 Or did your uncle steal that one from him?
@FernandoCantuLoera
3 жыл бұрын
Golf is a socially acceptable way for alcoholics to drink a booze at 6 am without been judged.
@Chwyn
10 жыл бұрын
I think he was saying golf is more mental because you have to calculate how hard and what angle to hit the ball, then again you do the same thing in most other sports.
@Winniethepoo1998
10 жыл бұрын
Formula 1 is 100 times more mental than golf :D
@supastar25
10 жыл бұрын
Sami Villsten True that...in Formula 1 what you need to bring to the table to be considered at the very least a 'decent' driver surpasses most sports. It truly is mentally demanding and the pressure is unbelievable if you consider the miniscule margin of error.
@BountyFlamor
6 жыл бұрын
Yes, but do you need a clock in yer head?! Don't think so.
@jeffmitchell8467
4 жыл бұрын
Golf is not a sport. It is an activity.
@notrealy180217
8 жыл бұрын
My friends aunt is a PGA pro and was centered in Playboy magazinand shes ripped.
@LeoSkyro
9 жыл бұрын
Yes, to play golf amateurly you dont need an athlete body, if we talk pro right now theres so much competition that you have to anyway. But what it lacks in physical preparation it has times and times more in mental development. I played golf for ten years from my childhood into my teens and I can say it changed me, it showed me how life works, how to succeed in it. Something I dont see in my friends that played soccer, basket, rugby...my mind is seriously so much older than all my same-aged friends. I dont know how to explain, sorry english is not my first language. Bill was funny as always but not that much because he just ranted on something he doesnt know and like, hes truly funny when he talks about stuff he knows, like women. Probably he'll never truly discover golf
@tandyman1330
10 жыл бұрын
A fake sport like golf makes all us bowlers look like olimpians.
@TeamSleep
10 жыл бұрын
Hahahah
@FuckGoogle2
9 жыл бұрын
Tandyman You're both of the O'Blimp clan.
@matthewherzog6155
9 жыл бұрын
Lamanamaloco Especially when you misspell Olympians.
@jokerboi526
5 жыл бұрын
Lol bowlf
@FireFlieX
5 жыл бұрын
And you spell like you belong in the Special Olympics.
@newbutthunt
8 жыл бұрын
Try smith grinding a 12 stair hand-rail Now that takes balls!
@briancorcoran8266
4 жыл бұрын
Thought the same thing
@irishelk3
3 жыл бұрын
Some really nice old guys like golf, my uncle loves meeting up with his friends and spending the day, sometimes the whole weekend down at the most beautiful course, gorgeous clubhouse, it’s a great way to live. Personally I don’t play it because for one I’m on the dole, so I’m nowhere near a Mercedes, and a lot of snobby fucks like golfing and so there’s that. But Adam Sandler likes golfing, Bill Murray, Alice Cooper, Christopher Lee liked golf. It’s a strange thing, some places are riddled with snobs, others are just rich but good guys enjoying themselves. I think it’s probably the most enjoyable game in the world, out in the fresh air, great clubhouse, delicious food, trees and plants and ponds everywhere, good atmosphere to the place. it’s a game, not a sport.
@prison_wallet_thief
5 жыл бұрын
Your opponent in golf is the course.
@zechariahsmith9347
3 жыл бұрын
I like mini golf
@howlie08
9 жыл бұрын
Played golf yesterday for you. How do you like that.
@rileycondo4399
2 жыл бұрын
I love golfing - but the one thing I always said was: If my 75 year old Grandpa is hittin the links and playing better than a kid in the prime of their life, it ain’t a sport, it’s a hobby. 😂
@soco13466
5 жыл бұрын
As one of what we called The Dogs of Golf, I feel obligated to put in my 2 cent's worth. First, one must use one of the golf bag compartments to hold Golf Fluid, consisting of a pint of one's favorite whiskey. Next, one must drive the golf cart as it's meant to be driven, leaping over rises, etc. One must also avoid losing the grip on the club, to avoid ending up with the club hung up in a tree. The score? Who cares? Most importantly, one must hone the skills for finding lost balls, to replace all of the ones you've bought used, and lost in the woods. All in all, knowing one sucks at golf, just have fun, aim at the gophers, not the hole, at least in the first five whacks. This concludes the ways of the Dogs of Golf.
@Account2129
5 жыл бұрын
6:44 Rugby
@Berdawg1
3 жыл бұрын
Bill “Sugarish” Burr
@connorweisskopf9849
4 жыл бұрын
Not only drinking but legal to drink and drive for the most part
@justjustin413
3 жыл бұрын
Golf is the most addicting game ever, and after getting into it, I'd say the most fun and challenging game ever. Bill sort of made the challenging point in this rant. Rip on Bubba and Phil for days but they can hit it better than 99.9999% of all humans
@davetay
8 жыл бұрын
I'm beginning to think that bill doesn't like golf.
@michaelb4546
5 жыл бұрын
Bill I love you mang! I have played Basketball, Football and Baseball. Walked on to my D1 team in college. While I agree you don't need to be an athlete to play golf it is to me the most humbling sport I have ever played. I tore my ACL MCL and Meniscus playing ball in college. That injury ended my career in contact sports. I picked up golf at 29 to scratch that itch of competition. I can say honestly and humbly that golf is without the most difficult thing revolving sports I have ever done. The fact that the ball is still is why it is so incredibly difficult. Come play with me and I can show you what an athletic individual can do with those sticks!
@josephs3973
5 жыл бұрын
Golf is not a sport, it's a game.
@Urbanfour
4 жыл бұрын
Just to poke the bear a bit, by you're own logic Bill, that makes Chess more of a sport than Golf.
@francisdecosta3091
4 жыл бұрын
Golf is an excuse to get some fresh air and pound a few beeeeahs!
@justonemori
2 жыл бұрын
The shit show aspect of golf is the best part. If you suck nobody cares!
@patbrennan6572
4 жыл бұрын
Golf comes with a personal slave, they call em caddies..
@jdove84
4 жыл бұрын
The same with fucking curling!!
@prison_wallet_thief
5 жыл бұрын
As a golfer i think this is hilarious. However i would like to point out golf is the hardest sport out there. Its soooooo hard to hit the ball 400yards and put on a spot smaller than your bedroom insanely difficult.
@vonversace
10 жыл бұрын
just a bunch older outta shape men
@FISHDINHO
7 жыл бұрын
I was a pure natural at golf the first time I played at 10 years old. But I also played soccer and went to an athletics club. Had to ditch one. So golf could go fuck itself lol. Injury ended me going pro at soccer at 18. Should have took up golf again. It was fucking easy. By 18 I much preferred pub games. Pool and darts are awesome. And there is beer. Easy decision.
@adamclark9253
6 жыл бұрын
Golf is good, go out drink beer, smoke a couple J’s, hit a ball hard as you can, chase it into the ruff (in a golf cart). How’s that not enjoyable
@jonschmidt9845
Жыл бұрын
0:32 hahahaha
@LaylaSpellwind
5 жыл бұрын
Just wait till Bill sees "E-Sports"... I'm a video gamer, and I can tell you, video game sports, aren't sports. =D
@jargonstarcraft9157
10 жыл бұрын
Wonder how he feels about bowling.
@kylestarfaux
10 жыл бұрын
It's certainly more psychologically demanding and mentally engaging to fight in a cage or a ring.
@tnteachertim
9 жыл бұрын
Bill, next time someone tries to tell you how mantal Golf is, as them how it compares to Eienstein's theory of TWO spheres set in motion; like in Pool and Snooker ( also not "sports"; games, yeah).
@Jack-dc9wf
3 жыл бұрын
Google Phil Mickelson's calves... dudes an athlete
@drast0ne
8 жыл бұрын
still enjoy going to a driving range once in awhile and shoot it as far as possible like a dummy
@johnasheton8927
6 жыл бұрын
Always has been
@jeffdubs476
8 жыл бұрын
What is it with Comedians against Golf? I've heard rants from Burr, Carlin, Williams, Black and I'm sure there are others. I love Golf playing and watching and try working out with Dustin Johnson, Jason Day, Tiger Woods in his day, they would kick your ass in the gym. You walk 72 holes in 90 degree heat with millions of people watching on TV and thousands watching u live with Millions of dollars on the line and tell me it's not a sport.
5 жыл бұрын
Bowlers are the true sexy athletes.
@victorcastillo2416
9 ай бұрын
Alice Cooper is a top-tier golfer, believe it or not
@travisaiken2493
8 жыл бұрын
I play golf and enjoy quite a bit, but I'm still not so arrogant to say that's it's a sport on the same level as football etc...
@travisaiken2493
8 жыл бұрын
+sens fan Thanks friend! Not a lot of people know of this album, let alone Bright Eyes. But Wide Awake, is among my top 3 of their albums.
@Coconutscott
8 жыл бұрын
The best thing about golf is Caddyshack.
@rollotwomassey
9 жыл бұрын
Doing things that require coordination [hit a golf ball] and the ability to repeat a motion is athleticism. Regardless of the fact that it does not require good cardio or low body fat. See: "Baseball players."
@matthewherzog6155
9 жыл бұрын
rollotwomassey So by that measure, pool or billiards is a sport. Feh.
@rollotwomassey
9 жыл бұрын
Matthew Herzog Take 10 guys who've never played either golf or pool. Have them try and hit a pool ball with a cue ball. Then ask them try and hit a golf ball with a golf club. The results will be instructive.
@seanwilliam6444
9 жыл бұрын
Imo stuff like ping pong, darts, bowling, pool and golf (not what the the average joe might think of as 'athletic endeavours') are sports whereas stuff like bodybuilding, gymnastics, ice-skating and ballet aren't. I think of the latter category as art. The former is judged objectively (i.e. get the ball in the hole in as few strokes as possible) whereas the latter is judged subjectively and is purely opinion based.
@matthewherzog6155
9 жыл бұрын
rollotwomassey So you're saying golf is harder? I'd guess you're right. I mainly don't like golf because it's a sport favored by corporate suits and working class people who have come into a little money and want to make sure everyone knows it. It's a status thing for most people.
@rollotwomassey
9 жыл бұрын
Matthew Herzog I'm neither and I like golf :-) Not that I'm good at it...
@lioncohen8586
8 жыл бұрын
lets be honest, the most mentally and physically challenging sports are cycling, running, and swimming.
@bangthehankers1985
8 жыл бұрын
+Leeon Cohen There is no correct answer. How would you define "physically challenging"? There are many variations. Gymnasts, weightlifters, swimmers, triathletes. All operate under different specializations of physical capacity.
@lioncohen8586
8 жыл бұрын
i guess i mean to say the time spent moving your body and the intensity of the workout (to your heart)
@lioncohen8586
8 жыл бұрын
***** hahaha no only cycling, i used to run, and i SUCK at swimming, but if you look up ironman triathalons, youll know what im talking about, look up the vice video for john joseph of the cro mags training for an ironman, dudes fuckin FIT
@831Dre
5 жыл бұрын
love you bill, but it is really so mental. im 100% like you and dont give a single fuck about my score, but its all mental haha, its a sport, because its leisure. youre spot on on getting away from the ladies, and just chilling haha, i cadie at pebble beach, and when i play its just smash it out there and i dont really give a fuck. 14 year old clubs, lets get it out there lmao love you man
@thotmorrison2649
10 жыл бұрын
By your definition Bill, something like pro skiing isn't a sport. I understand why golf isn't a real sport, but there are intensive things you can do that don't involve other teams or people in general trying to fuck you up.
@mikekoz68
9 жыл бұрын
Sonofa Preacherman You are right, pro skiing is not a sport, its a pastime, an athletic pastime, but not a sport.
@tony9286
3 жыл бұрын
Golf-A nice walk ruined.
@kryptickodex3846
3 жыл бұрын
Women's volleyball is more of a athletic sport than men's golf.
@jackec2
10 жыл бұрын
too funny! (as usual) I know why this pisses golfers off...........ITS ALL TRUE!
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