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"He's only 10" People in the internet:Understandable have a nice day People who support equality:*LOADS A SHOTGUN WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
What does that have to do with equality? Also, what if he meant he was 10 years old when he first played with himself.
@prateekkwatra4882
2 жыл бұрын
I get isekai'ed into an anime of my choice and with powers of my choice
@F16enthusiast
2 жыл бұрын
Your not the main character
@noinfo1018
2 жыл бұрын
That just sounds like what would actually happen if a random person dropped from the sky into anime. Everyone would be like “huh that’s odd” then go on with their Tuesday like nothing happened
@F16enthusiast
2 жыл бұрын
@@noinfo1018 hence why I said it
@viix3815
2 жыл бұрын
@@F16enthusiast I'd like toget isekei'ed into an anime of my choice and with powers of my choice, and not be the MC. Much easier not to have to deal with a corrupt noble/king.
@F16enthusiast
2 жыл бұрын
@@viix3815 You are a rare breed of weeb
@ethanprince356
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Son: Daddy, how do stars die? Dad: An overdose, usually
@zachsavage9644
2 жыл бұрын
WOW, second half caught me off guard 😂
@vverbov22
2 жыл бұрын
another r/dadjokes moment
@masterbateman2686
2 жыл бұрын
Man this is so Dad and dark
@cloud999yt
2 жыл бұрын
"you're charged for 100 murders and the police will let you go free if you got a good explanation" easy just say "they killed my dog" john wick XD
@ironicockxssleep64290
2 жыл бұрын
🗿👍
@drydogg
2 жыл бұрын
Him: Doctor, it hurts when I do this: Demonstrates. Doctor: Then don't do that. That'll be $1000.
@ilikegiantrobots1775
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Me: I have a Porsche Girl: Omg show me Me: Whips out a LEGO Porsche Girl: The sea level has increased by 20%
@leatherface3662
2 жыл бұрын
Free drinks? Damn, she's a keeper!
@Homelander258
2 жыл бұрын
@@leatherface3662 Yo can you put that leather in me
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie; he had her in the first half.
@pokemariosun4395
2 жыл бұрын
I wish that humanity gained the ability to teleport "video game fast travel style" where they can think of a place they've been and they are there.
@LucasDeGagnemusic
2 жыл бұрын
If you think of water at all you will teleport into the ocean
@LucasDeGagnemusic
2 жыл бұрын
and you can’t teleport in water
@asurasyn
2 жыл бұрын
Time still passes during this fast travel and so people age far more rapidly than normal. You appear on the other side of the planet in an instant but thirty years older since you basically walked the distance and swam the oceans.
@LucasDeGagnemusic
2 жыл бұрын
@@asurasyn damn that’s way better then what I put
@TheMikeNos
2 жыл бұрын
I wish to actually have someone to hug for once, and it be genuine care.
@WTMR42
2 жыл бұрын
It's your mom
@nobody5994
2 жыл бұрын
It's a porcupine
@sszymekk
2 жыл бұрын
You are in hospice
@namanmahendra6596
2 жыл бұрын
You never remember it.
@captainravioli2823
2 жыл бұрын
OBAMA-FISH
@ethanprince356
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness 7:01 “a dude got two full kettles of boiling water poured on his head” And that, kids, is how Todoroki was born!
@christopheredwards9904
2 жыл бұрын
First, it was one. Second, it was a *tea* kettle. In prison they're talking about the massive pot that holds maybe 13 gallons of water
@AFordFlex2377
2 жыл бұрын
European-American doesn't sound so bad and that poor morgue employee...😱🔥
@lakshyandersingh957
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness me: getting a cute anime catgirl girlfriend mom: wake up son me: after this moment you have lost the right to call me son
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
I-It's not like he likes cute anime catgirls o-or anything! Don't get the wrong idea, B-baka! :)
@user-mm6wu3wy9w
2 жыл бұрын
Wish proposition: I wish that all of my 30 missing assignments are gone
@Grand_Leviathan
2 жыл бұрын
You get a assignment to right a essay 100000 paragraphs long
@gadithya4447
2 жыл бұрын
they reappear as 1 assignment with a 1 day submission time
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
Wish granted. They already are gone. They wouldn't be missing if they weren't already gone. Easiest wish ever.
@paulac.munoztorres
2 жыл бұрын
I was crying with the talking toilet one 🤣
@user-zg3gh8xg9v
2 жыл бұрын
twas truly sad indeed
@molybdaen11
2 жыл бұрын
That reminded me on Lex the Dark Zone where the starship recycled everything :)
@dutch_asocialite
2 жыл бұрын
@@molybdaen11 For me it was the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. All the doors (and every other appliance, but mostly the doors) on the Starship Heart of Gold were programmed with the desire to be opened and closed, receiving the satisfaction of a job well done.
@kokoswodofan6574
2 жыл бұрын
I want to have an ability to teleport while I want to, to destinations of my choice
@petrusv8752
2 жыл бұрын
teleporting takes energy equal to what it would take for you to run there directly from your body.
@masterhoeda583
2 жыл бұрын
Every time you teleport, you lose 2 items of clothing
@blueshirt1074
2 жыл бұрын
I genuenly want a dog to come to my house, even if he shits on my bed.
@MissouriOzarkHillbilly
2 жыл бұрын
Said dog has parvo, thus shit is especially foul, then the dog dies.
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Memellion, for making mine the #dankness in this video! :)
@thedogethatgames
2 жыл бұрын
Hello again, Mark
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
@@thedogethatgames Hello dogegamer.
@laplanetedeschats8706
2 жыл бұрын
Wish proposition: I would wish to control each and every aspects of matter and energy just using my will. Very good compilation.
@gigachad2437
2 жыл бұрын
You feel the weight of every atom you move
@asurasyn
2 жыл бұрын
You now have to do it all the time. It's not automatic anymore, and if you stop, those atoms descend into a low energy state immediately.
@gigachad2437
2 жыл бұрын
@@asurasyn aka, when you die, so does the world.
@gadithya4447
2 жыл бұрын
u lose the time u have left every time u do
@jacobc9221
2 жыл бұрын
Your evil twin can do it at a faster rate and larger scale
@ethanprince356
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness A man meets a genie. The genie says “Whatever you wish for, your wife will receive double.” The man asks “Can I have a new car?” The genie replies “Your wife will get two cars.” The man then asks “Can I have a new house?” The genie replies “Your wife will get two houses.” The man asks “Can I be beaten half to death?” Finish the sentence using the genie’s rule…
@raxusveritas
2 жыл бұрын
You are arrested for suspicion of murder
@ethanprince356
2 жыл бұрын
@@raxusveritas hehe
@raxusveritas
2 жыл бұрын
@@ethanprince356 i mean come on, she gets more stuff than this guy, and then she dies mysteriously, leaving all her stuff to her husband...
@ethanprince356
2 жыл бұрын
@@raxusveritas yeah good point
@synergy8879
2 жыл бұрын
“sure why the fuck not”
@carlofthekey7288
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I had shapeshifting powers and could become anyone I want.
@Raz_Husky
2 жыл бұрын
The person you turn into immediately knows who you are, what you are doing, and your precise location.
@gadithya4447
2 жыл бұрын
everybody else see you as normal
@jacobc9221
2 жыл бұрын
You're suicidal
@anonym3
2 жыл бұрын
You stay that way
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
Wish granted, but the transformation process takes a trillion years, and you'll experience rapid aging in the meantime and live in dog years.
@thesaucegoodsirmayihaveit4383
2 жыл бұрын
I wish for every text that has ever existed to change everytime you look at it.
@cheljessen
2 жыл бұрын
everyone is blind and won't notice it changing
@anonym3
2 жыл бұрын
Society collapses
@bcs785
2 жыл бұрын
i wish that whoever ruins the wish experiences it with me
@ethanprince356
2 жыл бұрын
You get a million dollars/pounds
@30secondcraft30
2 жыл бұрын
Hunger games
@vverbov22
2 жыл бұрын
Putin wins elections in ur country
@MrElver
2 жыл бұрын
You get to be happy
@gadithya4447
2 жыл бұрын
this is just sad
@shawnbomb95
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could just explode into a burst of blood and guts at will. When I’ve finally had enough I just wanna think it and scare the crap outta everyone around me.
@phylI
2 жыл бұрын
You lose the ability to think
@torbjornlindholm4098
2 жыл бұрын
But you won't die from it, you'll come back to life right away
@CerealSSBU
2 жыл бұрын
You have to clean it up
@gadithya4447
2 жыл бұрын
you are cursed to always be able to bear anything
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
This is a good one. "When I go, I want to leave a crater" - some guy at my college.
@declanhandley-byrne4335
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could have a cuddle with any fictional character of my choosing at any time I wish
@birbthebirber6818
2 жыл бұрын
the character you received is printed on a body pillow for you to hug
@declanhandley-byrne4335
2 жыл бұрын
@@birbthebirber6818 Fuck it, close enough
@nameisname5566
2 жыл бұрын
@@birbthebirber6818 F R E E B O D Y P I L L O W S
@asurasyn
2 жыл бұрын
They come to you in the material of their fictional realitiy. I.e. Someone from a book comes in paper form, a movie or game, living electricity.
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
Wish granted, but you only get to choose which character OR the time of cuddling with each instance. So you may end up getting the t-rex from Jurassic park at the time of your choosing, or the character you want at an appointed time in one trillion years. Also, any fictional character from film or book will be 2 dimensional like an animated sheet of paper.
@clashthereaper2744
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could change my body into anything,I could look exactly like and I would remember my original body shape
@thevictoriousone1215
2 жыл бұрын
u can only change into H1tler
@jacobc9221
2 жыл бұрын
@@thevictoriousone1215 That impedes on the original power.
@jacobc9221
2 жыл бұрын
You can turn into anyTHING but not anyONE, and you have to keep the same level of sentience as what you transformed into.
@anonym3
2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobc9221 the procces takes two months
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
Wish granted, but you also change into whatever anyone else wants you to look like at any time and you can only change your body according to your own will when you take a huge dump.
@miatawhoforgottoaddapfp7536
2 жыл бұрын
My wish is that I have the ability to cause everyone in the room go into mass confusion.
@cristobalc.1112
2 жыл бұрын
They all try to unalive you in their confusion.
@Trump_Trump
2 жыл бұрын
it’s your bedroom which nobody has ever been in
@namanmahendra6596
2 жыл бұрын
There already is,if you're in America.
@miatawhoforgottoaddapfp7536
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao, so all of these are pretty much what already happens normally
@catinabag2342
2 жыл бұрын
U also get the same confusion+ u shit your pants 💀
@mrcreeperman1472
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness John : Hey, want to hang out ? Lucy : Sorry I need space now John : Space ? Space : She's mine now John
@audrete6071
2 жыл бұрын
I have erectile dysfunction.
@zachsavage9644
2 жыл бұрын
@@audrete6071 Noice 👍
@ethanprince356
2 жыл бұрын
and then she fell into an abyss
@IceWolflin
2 жыл бұрын
I wish pee had the consisancy of syrup.
@buffaloefilms3079
2 жыл бұрын
Syrup had the consistency of pee
@IceWolflin
2 жыл бұрын
@@buffaloefilms3079 Perfect
@ashleycd6487
2 жыл бұрын
Now your pee is white
@MyNameIsAJokeLol
2 жыл бұрын
My wish would be that my immune system wasn’t so weak because I’ve been cured of a sickness, like 2 days later & I’m sick again
@Sr_ECO
2 жыл бұрын
You can't no longer move
@catinabag2342
2 жыл бұрын
U always have diarrhea
@molybdaen11
2 жыл бұрын
Side effect: You can no longer feel cold or warmth, you need no sleep or nutrition and your emotions get duller every day.
@anonym3
2 жыл бұрын
The entirety of all doctors want your body for some experiments
@chickenninja8395
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could eat as much as I want and never get fat
@declanhandley-byrne4335
2 жыл бұрын
Your metabolism is unsustainably fast and you need to eat a foul-tasting hypercaloric nutrient bar once a day to keep yourself from developing anorexia
@raaahhggg
2 жыл бұрын
@@declanhandley-byrne4335 goddamn dude
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
@@declanhandley-byrne4335 Fortunately the nutrient bar is a cube measuring 1 cubic centimeter and weighing only 1 gram.
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
How did they determine that they cremated a morgue staff member pretending to be a corpse though? Wouldn't they just be missing? One other staff member would be like "Have you seen Jenkins?" and another would just say "nope". They're not going to identify a pile of ashes as having been alive when he went in.
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
Scientists studying the paranormal are aware that human spontaneous self-combustion does indeed exist; the number of cases of it are unknown. So are the reasons it occurs. We do know that Jenkins did indeed spontaneously combust; the scientific evidence is there in the ashes. And for whatever reason on that fateful day, Jenkins did indeed take One Step Beyond. (#respect to the original One Step Beyond and all connected with the program). kzitem.info/news/bejne/pG-jrot9h5l0emU
@molybdaen11
2 жыл бұрын
My wish: I can travel the universe freely without being exposed to its dangers.
@kavito5947
2 жыл бұрын
But you cant interact with anything
@vverbov22
2 жыл бұрын
you can't feel/see anything while you travel
@torbjornlindholm4098
2 жыл бұрын
But each time you travel, you have to hear your most hated song in the background while you travel
@sellotape06
2 жыл бұрын
but every time you have to watch both hulk films
@quackusmadackus2804
2 жыл бұрын
You die before you start the journey
@fearlessleader889
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I had the powers of kirby.
@wedgeduck
2 жыл бұрын
but you have crippling constipation after
@guyz1252
2 жыл бұрын
you in r34
@dblshowcaseyt6469
2 жыл бұрын
You can only vacuum things that can stab you (like a porcupine)
@molybdaen11
2 жыл бұрын
Side effect: You are always hungry.
@anonym3
2 жыл бұрын
But you have the same size as kirb
@raaahhggg
2 жыл бұрын
my wish: having the ability to travel anywhere when i snap my fingers and being able to bring anyone i want with me.
@greyfungi3014
2 жыл бұрын
One person you bring with will die instantly each time you travel somewhere, better stock up on people when traveling the world
@raaahhggg
2 жыл бұрын
@@greyfungi3014 NOOOOOOOOO
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
Wish granted, but your fingers fall off on the way there.
@tfhowthattaken
2 жыл бұрын
i wish i had a raw crawfish to throw at someone
@matthewjanz593
2 жыл бұрын
you can only throw it at will smith
@anonym3
2 жыл бұрын
It works like a Boomerang.
@thebag6921
2 жыл бұрын
I get to continue my 106 day streak of deeds done without difficulty
@anonym3
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone else is dead
@thebag6921
2 жыл бұрын
@@anonym3 not that kind of deed
@mada7229
2 жыл бұрын
I get complete and entire reality manipulation
@nameisname5566
2 жыл бұрын
i wish video games, anime, movies, are just another parallel universe that we can travel into with just by thinking "i wish i can go to "insert fictional place"" 4 times and go back to where you were in real life just by thinking "go back to my universe" 7 times to return. the travel time is 20 secs in and out.
@nameisname5566
2 жыл бұрын
@SquirrelMechanics besides, the main characters in each fictional universe still exist :/
@thesaucegoodsirmayihaveit4383
2 жыл бұрын
Side Effect: Everytime you travel you lose more and more of your senses, starting with reason until the very last straw, the sense of self.
@pp-gp3kl
2 жыл бұрын
You are really cruel man there is so many horrible universes wich should never exist
@nameisname5566
2 жыл бұрын
@@thesaucegoodsirmayihaveit4383 Too late
@nameisname5566
2 жыл бұрын
@@pp-gp3kl You get it wrong
@sentinel8534
2 жыл бұрын
Cursed comments... just there to brighten my day. ^^
@CerealSSBU
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I had a functioning pancreas
@IceWolflin
2 жыл бұрын
You do but your kidney fails
@quackusmadackus2804
2 жыл бұрын
Lol I want to eat your pancreas then
@Keigo_88
2 жыл бұрын
I wish no one could ruin my wish
@koteczek98rpl63
2 жыл бұрын
The wish appears not to be ruined... and then you get eaten by ants.
@eminemoful
2 жыл бұрын
You are forced to ruin it yourself
@Keigo_88
2 жыл бұрын
@@eminemoful but how tho
@catinabag2342
2 жыл бұрын
Well u don't have a proper wish then
@molybdaen11
2 жыл бұрын
Your wish has been granted, nothing changed.
@bigwillytato
2 жыл бұрын
wish: i get thrown into a world full of super powers, and my super power is the ability to permanently copy everyone else's superpowers, and i get to use 4 at a time
@noxthedremoralord2683
2 жыл бұрын
0:50 oh so I’m fighting nobody? do I get prep time?
@youseemeesmiling7466
2 жыл бұрын
I wish i could live forever and travel between worlds
@lukasschuster5607
2 жыл бұрын
After a certain amount of time your body becomes old and you can´t walk bc of your age. A few centuries later your body decays to dust but you are unable to die, damned to just lie there for all eternity.
@youseemeesmiling7466
2 жыл бұрын
@@lukasschuster5607 I'm off to steal a body
@anonym3
2 жыл бұрын
you go insane since all of your friends and relatives die.
@youseemeesmiling7466
2 жыл бұрын
@@anonym3 sadly i am emotionless
@lockheedx33
2 жыл бұрын
6:00 A literal supersonic airliner
@catinabag2342
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I have the ability to do whatever I want whenever I want to do it (including things u can't even think about doin which also includes things that were phisically impossible like superpowers etc)
@void2398
2 жыл бұрын
I get this wish but I am 10x more powerful than you.
@catinabag2342
2 жыл бұрын
@@void2398 well no problem 👍🏻 I don't mind if only u had that (so like no one else does)
@eminemoful
2 жыл бұрын
Every time yoy do something your memory of it gets erased
@void2398
2 жыл бұрын
@@catinabag2342 I wouldn’t care either since if I were you I’d keep the powers although I wouldn’t be as powerful as the person it would be insanely powerful
@molybdaen11
2 жыл бұрын
Side effect: You can always hear the minds of the humans around you which spoils every movie for you.
@arandomweeb3834
2 жыл бұрын
I wish to control probability to a limitless extent.
@torbjornlindholm4098
2 жыл бұрын
But you have ligma
@buffaloefilms3079
2 жыл бұрын
You are now dead
@arandomweeb3834
2 жыл бұрын
@@torbjornlindholm4098 *we
@arandomweeb3834
2 жыл бұрын
@@buffaloefilms3079 [probability of rewinding time to the point before I died without losing my powers is raised to 100%] [probability of dying is lowered to 0%]. I am now alive again, and there are no consequences for that.
@buffaloefilms3079
2 жыл бұрын
You've put thought into this
@hazardfaux
2 жыл бұрын
0:42 damn i must be fighting myself because i been fucking myself up lately.
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
When you know you've been fucking yourself up, that's the first step towards unfucking yourself.
@jeronragoonanan8136
2 жыл бұрын
I wish for the power to compel others to act in my favor (including the person giving a side effect)
@generikblender1755
2 жыл бұрын
You can also turn invisible on command.
@joeydopp6368
2 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute...
@notproductiveproductions3504
2 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t work for the person following up
@torbjornlindholm4098
2 жыл бұрын
But after they do your favor, you gotta pay them with sex
@jeronragoonanan8136
2 жыл бұрын
@@torbjornlindholm4098 well played. You've effectively limited my power to attractive females, while making it seem like a perk
@deepestfe4rs474
2 жыл бұрын
I wish my dad would come back with the milk.
@thedogethatgames
2 жыл бұрын
3:39 Ok, that one is most likely true. **Goddamn Transformers flashbacks** 5:38 Schrödinger’s gender
@thecommentingstug
2 жыл бұрын
You mean 3:38?
@nikmrn
2 жыл бұрын
I actually have eaten Camel before, and it tastes suprisingly good (right after crocodile)
@wonderland3801
2 жыл бұрын
I prefer kenguru
@eugenepile7036
2 жыл бұрын
Wish proposition: i wish i could sleep in just 3 seconds
@Memer_Deepayon
2 жыл бұрын
Ruin proposition: You never wake up again after it!!!
@eugenepile7036
2 жыл бұрын
@@Memer_Deepayon so i have to just blink evry 2 seconds or i get trapped in dreamland for all eternity
@Memer_Deepayon
2 жыл бұрын
@@eugenepile7036 Yes.... Thats basically like you can never sleep again or sleep forever!!!
@eugenepile7036
2 жыл бұрын
@@Memer_Deepayon so im trapped in dreamland until i die
@Memer_Deepayon
2 жыл бұрын
@@eugenepile7036 yes
@eraldocoil2719
2 жыл бұрын
I wish to be able to alter the code of reality.(Converting matter, manipulating positions, basically anything situational like switching places with an object or person, changing an object into something else, or making something bigger, longer, etc.)
@kokoswodofan6574
2 жыл бұрын
But anytime you do it, you loose some of your inteligence
@nobody5994
2 жыл бұрын
Wish: To suffer every minute of the day
@enfendr_907
2 жыл бұрын
But your family has to watch you suffer
@HEVENLYSEVERANCE
2 жыл бұрын
But you are happy
@catinabag2342
2 жыл бұрын
But time goes by very quickly
@ethanprince356
2 жыл бұрын
But you get seratonin from it
@nobody5994
2 жыл бұрын
@@HEVENLYSEVERANCE so I'm a masochist
@chrispellbois6498
2 жыл бұрын
Idk talking to plants (if they are sentient) and learning tons of stuff nobody would know .. Making them my allies so nobody on earth can make them grow without my conscent , making sure to have a plan B that if i die , they will follow me , etc ... Pretty much a world conquering power right there :P
@elifoote2995
2 жыл бұрын
But you have to be in severe pain to talk to them, like break an arm or something
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
If the plants aren't sentient, at least you'll get the benefit of their oxygen, and they'll benefit from your carbon dioxide. 😁
@Void-kr7hb
2 жыл бұрын
I would get beamed into a anime universe star trek style and actually have good looks
@midascostly
2 жыл бұрын
I wish everyone would be happy and wished well for each other
@jakeegan3195
2 жыл бұрын
but an a hole comments under their wish to make everyone miserable again
@nii.1480
2 жыл бұрын
But it's just a VR social game and you're hiding from your obligations.
@alwaysdtf2197
2 жыл бұрын
that also includes people who feel happy by murdering people
@awess29gaming44
2 жыл бұрын
@@nii.1480 bro you didn’t have to do him like that
@nii.1480
2 жыл бұрын
@@awess29gaming44I agree. Guess life is making me kinda pessimistic.
@Chrupacz
2 жыл бұрын
I wish i can reply to my own wish
@midascostly
2 жыл бұрын
But it was ME DIO
@unclelenny2002
2 жыл бұрын
5:19 why is no one talking about the fact that he purchased a child
@ultimate_pleb
2 жыл бұрын
13:08 don't shoot, this Spider-man isn't black
@eggflaireon7918
2 жыл бұрын
I wish for a bag with unlimited nukes
@clems9690
2 жыл бұрын
Ur the last being alive
@LucasDeGagnemusic
2 жыл бұрын
They will detonate in 10 seconds
@eggflaireon7918
2 жыл бұрын
@@LucasDeGagnemusic when I pull them out of the bag or the entire limitless supply of nukes
@awess29gaming44
2 жыл бұрын
You accidentally drop them and become the reason why radiation eventually spreads out far enough to kill all life in the universe
@rini_6982
2 жыл бұрын
I wish that my fav fictional characters were real
@jakeegan3195
2 жыл бұрын
they are all trying to kill you in the most horrific ways imaginable
@zero3762
2 жыл бұрын
They hates you
@bcs785
2 жыл бұрын
they all hate you
@catinabag2342
2 жыл бұрын
But they come and hunt u down
@eminemoful
2 жыл бұрын
But they hate you
@moonseeker6657
2 жыл бұрын
Me and everyone in the world gets turned into their fursona
@greyfungi3014
2 жыл бұрын
Slavery reestablishes toward furries
@enfendr_907
2 жыл бұрын
I wish every day 10 random people wake up with a ring on their finger with a highly specific ornament that would lead their lives into a spiral of questions and mysteries as they try to uncover its secrets
@midascostly
2 жыл бұрын
You are one of those 10 people and you have Alzheimers
@enfendr_907
2 жыл бұрын
@@midascostly even better, my life has been a bit boring lately
@catinabag2342
2 жыл бұрын
The ten people are actually dead
@molybdaen11
2 жыл бұрын
You have to write a plot for every of them every day.
@quackusmadackus2804
2 жыл бұрын
People think you are the culprit and sentence you to death
@squidgychurch
2 жыл бұрын
Amung uss
@mirroreffect1296
2 жыл бұрын
7:36 WTF did i just read??
@danielohenebeng1396
2 жыл бұрын
You can read any book by just touching it
@koteczek98rpl63
2 жыл бұрын
You read it backwards.
@catinabag2342
2 жыл бұрын
But u don't understand a word
@molybdaen11
2 жыл бұрын
But you can no longer read the old facioned way, not even signs.
@torbjornlindholm4098
2 жыл бұрын
But you'll have to bone the protagonist
@CerealSSBU
2 жыл бұрын
You can't read the book normally, and you can't know what page number any given part was on. You can no longer cite book sources.
@russianbot8423
2 жыл бұрын
Every bad thing I experience turns out to be great.
@danielohenebeng1396
2 жыл бұрын
The great think is only to people you hate
@torbjornlindholm4098
2 жыл бұрын
Then you'll be bored
@CerealSSBU
2 жыл бұрын
But everything that initially seems "good" has unforseen bad consequences, not effected by this power.
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
@@CerealSSBU "Profit? Loss? Who shall declare this good, that ill? When good and ill so intertwine But to fulfil the vast design of an omniscient will. When seeming gain but turns to loss, When earthly treasure proves but dross, And what seems lost but turns again to high eternal gain." (--John Oxenham, 1852-1941)
@BeastBendy-tc2ib
2 жыл бұрын
I wish that my hands were potatoes
@thingythesigma
2 жыл бұрын
It only works in Ireland.
@thescp1833
2 жыл бұрын
wish: our wifus becomes real
@markh.6687
2 жыл бұрын
Sadly, the counter is that they all deeply hate us for even thinking of them. :(
@quackusmadackus2804
2 жыл бұрын
My wish is to read minds and know everything I want to know
@pokemariosun4395
2 жыл бұрын
You have no control as to whose minds you read. There is no cap on distance, you are forever bombarded with other people's thoughts and the sheer weight of the knowledge is deafening to the point where you quickly go insane.
@alwaysdtf2197
2 жыл бұрын
you also experience everything the people whose mind you read experienced, their entire life, all the emotion and pain condensed into a few seconds
@quackusmadackus2804
2 жыл бұрын
@@alwaysdtf2197 well as long as I don't go to any schools I have less chance to become depressed so I just need to see some tourists or Johnny Sins
@awatermelone9436
2 жыл бұрын
@@pokemariosun4395 this one sounds like kusuo saiki
@awatermelone9436
2 жыл бұрын
@@alwaysdtf2197 this sounds like keyaru
@greyfungi3014
2 жыл бұрын
Wish: isekaition obviously, and it's not a dream
@thingythesigma
2 жыл бұрын
The only game you can play is league of legends
@bloodmoon468
2 жыл бұрын
i wish for a watch that allows me to interdimensional travel
@CapeInBathroom
2 жыл бұрын
Every second of you get pain that get worse *in your bal*
@parthchavan6028
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I'm a human
@davergamer7285
2 жыл бұрын
you pay taxes now
@MrPP.
2 жыл бұрын
I can finally be free from reality
@noo9900
2 жыл бұрын
You cannot return to reality. You have to leave in your lifetime, and once you do, you are stuck in the void, floating for eternity. You will need to endure the long finished screams and wails for help of people who have already died, yet you cannot quiet them. After all, you are busy trying to keep your twinkling atoms together to give yourself a form that doesn’t cause unbearable suffering. Meanwhile, all people who have died or will die in the future watch you from the abyss, staring back at you as you struggle you feel positive emotions. You are free from reality, but you cannot be free from what is left afterwards.
@MrPP.
2 жыл бұрын
@@noo9900 as they say " If you gaze into the abyss , the abyss gazes back at you"
@deadshade0149
2 жыл бұрын
I wish the age of consent would be lowered
@deadshade0149
2 жыл бұрын
Y’all can’t ruin shit
@bradyhoneycutt3564
2 жыл бұрын
The parents know your name and face and where you live all the time. NO.MATTER.WHAT.
@unknownuser8454
2 жыл бұрын
10:47 you gotta friend in me
@gigachad2437
2 жыл бұрын
I got problems, you got 'em, too. You've got a friend in me.
@Nacho-x8l
2 жыл бұрын
"i've got your friend in me"
@arsurinya8757
2 жыл бұрын
15:34 so with all the subscribers of this channel we could make about 383 longswords
@averagefailboatenjoyer9940
2 жыл бұрын
0:41 automatic win
@anonym3
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@leilanibarnett3931
2 жыл бұрын
I can finally a Oculus quest 2! That's my wish
@sellotape06
2 жыл бұрын
whenever you use it you stub your toe
@leilanibarnett3931
2 жыл бұрын
@@sellotape06 that hurt to read
@alwaysdtf2197
2 жыл бұрын
you get banned by facebook bricking the oculus
@leilanibarnett3931
2 жыл бұрын
@@alwaysdtf2197 this shit is getting worst.
@chickenninja8395
2 жыл бұрын
You are blind
@Pitr1010
2 жыл бұрын
I wish: I coud travel back in time, and remember everithing.
@kokoswodofan6574
2 жыл бұрын
After you return, you age rapidly to the age that you would have, if you were your current age in time that you traveled.
@gabrielox5110
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could think a wish
@LucasDeGagnemusic
2 жыл бұрын
You thought of a wish but you already made the wish to think of a wish therefore you can’t make a real wish
@awess29gaming44
2 жыл бұрын
The make a wish foundation doesn’t approve your wish
@ultimateplayerx6706
2 жыл бұрын
Cool Memeillion facts: No one cares if you are the first to comment on a Memeillion video
@JakeThePoor420
2 жыл бұрын
facts
@IsaintMikel
2 жыл бұрын
i wish i was venom
@matthewjanz593
2 жыл бұрын
you die if you look human
@bradyhoneycutt3564
2 жыл бұрын
You have Eddie Brock’s origin
@janedoe8545
2 жыл бұрын
I wish the comments section an very pleasant evening.
@blacktight1188
2 жыл бұрын
The comments will not have a very pleasant evening.
@pestotron8291
2 жыл бұрын
@@blacktight1188 lol, time to spend the evening cutting my forearms and pouring a mix of onion and lemon juice into the cuts
@CerealSSBU
2 жыл бұрын
It's eternally morning.
@quackusmadackus2804
2 жыл бұрын
Side effect: you know when to use a/an
@gadithya4447
2 жыл бұрын
the evening ends as soon as it starts
@bfdipandaboi4881
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could talk to bfdi characters
@CerealSSBU
2 жыл бұрын
Username checks out
@buffaloefilms3079
2 жыл бұрын
You can't defecate anymore
@sheikadeika7112
2 жыл бұрын
Wish to be able to read minds on and off
@lucamarvinfritz1293
2 жыл бұрын
A stable and happy life (preferably with a gf/wife)
@danielohenebeng1396
2 жыл бұрын
You gf is sleeping with your boss and your dog
@lucamarvinfritz1293
2 жыл бұрын
@Vanswock What kind of evil are we talking? More the "Psychotic serial killer" or more the Psychopathic war criminal" kind of evil?
@CerealSSBU
2 жыл бұрын
You have a gf/wife who loves you and will never leave you... But you're gay now
@quackusmadackus2804
2 жыл бұрын
No.
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
Wish granted.... you turn into a horse. You shouldn't have asked for a "stable" life.
@andrewjones9547
2 жыл бұрын
i wish everyone was smarter
@pestotron8291
2 жыл бұрын
All i want for christmas is you is now the only song that will ever play in malls
@awatermelone9436
2 жыл бұрын
@@pestotron8291 its always Christmas?
@pestotron8291
2 жыл бұрын
@@awatermelone9436 Nope, it's just the only song that malls can put on
@awatermelone9436
2 жыл бұрын
@@pestotron8291 oh so all they do is play it 6x more often
@pestotron8291
2 жыл бұрын
@@awatermelone9436 Yes. Only and exclusively all i want for christmas is you
@fkmanproductions4146
2 жыл бұрын
I wish i will succeed in getting my driving license.
@awatermelone9436
2 жыл бұрын
each one of your cars is slower than your walking speed
@raxusveritas
2 жыл бұрын
I wish that I had magic powers
@noinfo1018
2 жыл бұрын
Your family is dead
@ultimateplayerx6706
2 жыл бұрын
You can only use 1 minor spell per day
@natalielaclede
2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations! You now have supernatural abilities that make you an international target and the subject of a number of abusive scientific studies that test a human's natural limits.
@zherean42069
2 жыл бұрын
@@natalielaclede man i hate those people in sci fi or action movies like take the hulk for exam
@catinabag2342
2 жыл бұрын
But u always have diarrhea
@mweeb7573
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness I wish to be featured in the next video Memellion : ruin it
@anonym3
2 жыл бұрын
Its not on this channel, but on BBC, a report about a gruesome murder
@mweeb7573
2 жыл бұрын
@@anonym3 how did you knew about that
@Spattymcfatty
2 жыл бұрын
my wish: i can create portals to go anywhere i desire.
@rowletkun4907
2 жыл бұрын
Every portal always opens up to a room with a naked relative standing right in front of you.
@rektdesu3577
2 жыл бұрын
Everytime you open a portal you vividly experience a cringe memory of yours
@yuvrajsharma1551
2 жыл бұрын
@@rowletkun4907 caution ⚠ only for people with hot relatives
@anonym3
2 жыл бұрын
Everybody else can use em too
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
Wish granted, but they crush anything passing through them to the diameter of a proton.
@the_leftover_pizza2486
2 жыл бұрын
i wish that trees feel pain and scream when you cut them down
@effortdelta4180
2 жыл бұрын
No need to ruin anything, that's a perfectly fine wish...
@the_leftover_pizza2486
2 жыл бұрын
@@effortdelta4180 i know
@CerealSSBU
2 жыл бұрын
They can fight back
@quackusmadackus2804
2 жыл бұрын
They moan instead of scream and have an ahegao face
@ashleycd6487
2 жыл бұрын
@@quackusmadackus2804 no.
@everettrailfan
2 жыл бұрын
0:39 but my shampoo is yello- _oh no..._
@kavito5947
2 жыл бұрын
I wish to be like Satoru Gojo
@torbjornlindholm4098
2 жыл бұрын
But you have Polio as well
@kavito5947
2 жыл бұрын
@@torbjornlindholm4098 bruh
@cherrythesimp4943
2 жыл бұрын
I wish that my grandmas were alive
@quackusmadackus2804
2 жыл бұрын
And they keep being healthy. Gotchu fam
@cherrythesimp4943
2 жыл бұрын
@@quackusmadackus2804 thank you I will remember your service
@quackusmadackus2804
2 жыл бұрын
@@cherrythesimp4943 everything for a fallen soldier
@cherrythesimp4943
2 жыл бұрын
@@quackusmadackus2804 Respect
@lethalgamer2729
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could become the strongest entity in the world with unlimited potential to grow.
@lethalgamer2729
2 жыл бұрын
@Slav Squat Expert idk what the big rip is
@feron3106
2 жыл бұрын
MY wish is that im always right
@oliverstamford8162
2 жыл бұрын
You are never wrong. when someone asks you what the meaning of life is you answer correctly. Nothing can challenge your mind anymore. Your overcome with an existential crisis. You ask yourself how to stop always being right and find the answer which is an immediate contradiction, causing a black hole of thought that eventually drives you insane.
@thingythesigma
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could fart on command and control the intensity of it, etc.
@stevendebont1975
2 жыл бұрын
even though you always control the loudness and stinkyness, it always comes out as a shart
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